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Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn SteiningerSells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by admiral, Jul 20, 2016.

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  1. In one of his videos, Jeffree told that his boyfriend is straight, so most likely gay-for-pay.
    Proof @9:18

     
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  2. While Kat Von D isn't perfect, I feel bad that she had to deal with someone like Jeffree.

    During their feud, Jeffree posted a tweet that basically said, "No wonder why a man couldn't stick around (with her)".
    366B830500000578-3698035-image-a-38_1468954123690.jpg

    Just because you dress in women's clothes doesn't mean you're worth shit. You're most likely paying Nathan to date you.
     
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  3. That's the part that bothers me the most about Jeffree, that for all his effort to look like a woman and make his living from the insecurities of said women, he really seems to hate them a lot.
     
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  4. I think it's because of insecurity and jealousy. I remember following him on MySpace back in the day (I know), he would occasionally say that he looks better than women in skirts, especially since he has a dick. That attracts tranny chasers up the wazoo.
     
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  5. Well, tranny chasers seem to be closet cases, so that's disgusting. Trannies and gay men are always saying how much better they look than women, and it's just a lie. Jeffree looks like a more masculine ET with bad makeup.
     
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  6. Ah Jeffree Star. Even in the days of MySpace where I was a young teen, I still thought he was an obnoxious twat. In fact, every MySpace "celebrity" was a lolcow, or eventually turned out to be one. Come to think of it, I'm surprised no one has made a thread about Mathew Lush/TheGayGod. He was my favorite cow back in the day and he's still active on social media.
     
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  7. It's probably the lip injections and hair transplants. Might be the laser hair removal and plastic surgery, too.
    "He is admirably honest about his plastic surgery: “I wasn’t born this perfect. I have had a bit of surgery, but not Michael Jackson-style.”
    Jeffree is getting his chin done for an up-coming episode of Dr 90210, but insists he is not “obsessed with image in an unhealthy way, but just with looking good”."
     
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  8. I think the issue is more people on youtube trying to normalize plastic surgery due to severe self-esteem issues. Star has severe mental issues, and his low self esteem and validation through plastic surgery are only a symptom of those issues.
     
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  9. This thread gave me PTSD...
     
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  10. Walking freakshow, will never have a real intimate relationship with anybody, all your "friends" are there because you're rich and/or famous...

    Hopefully this dude gets a big ol' case of the sadness one day and offs himself. The world will be a better place.
     
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  11. Right now he's busy defending himself on social media, yet again, because someone found a hair in one of his highlighters. He says it was a bristle from a brush used in cleaning at the factory where they make the highlighters.
     
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  12. All I know about his line of cosmetics is that the girlfriend of a friend of mine spergs out about how good his shit is every so often.

    When she mentioned his name last time she was over, I laughed because all I knew about Jeffree at the time was that he was the white RuPaul except trashier in every way.
     
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  13. It looked more like a pube.
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  14. I've never used his makeup, because I don't want to fund his assholery. It's probably not as good as it's cracked up to be, anyway. The online makeup community is incredibly hive-minded. If the hype is strong enough, they'll praise anything.
     
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  15. I'll admit that I have a couple of products of his (his lip scrub sucks, but I love his lip shade Gemini), but they're hardly worth it, especially with how shit I heard they can be. Plus the customer service sucks.
     
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  16. Are you ready for his new collaborative cosmetics collection?
    cosmetics collab.PNG
     
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  17. Old school jefferee star moment. I remember my friend sending me this song info over MySpace so I could download it on Kazaa.

    Okay let the tranny mix it up
    Miss Queen c***, Lady Pop Quiz and Diamond Girl
    Give it to me fast (and hard)

    You know this princess is hot
    So you better watch as I swallow that c***
    Lick it up and down cause you like it a lot and I'll take a chainsaw to your fucking g-spot
    And everytime I come through when you set up on the scene
    All you greedy mother fuckers want to see me get mean

    I beat haters in the face with big stiletto heels
    You want to get close so you know how that feels

    You want to fuck me (you want to fuck me)
    I know you do (I know you do)
    Cause when your girl is not around, you want me going down on you (mmm I'm thirsty)
    And I know you want it (I know you fucking want it)
    Calling my phone (running up my minutes ho)
    You're on your knees, begging me please, when she's not at home (I'm coming over ho)

    [Chorus:]
    Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like me.
    Don't cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery.
    Don't cha, don't cha

    Don't cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me.
    Don't cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy.
    Don't cha, don't cha

    Cheat on your girlfriend (every guy does)
    Push her out of the car (run that bitch over)
    Cause when you're in bed, while she's giving you head you're screaming Jeffree star (oh Jeffree)
    She says that she hates me (I hate her too)
    I don't fucking care (oh you care)
    You better leave her, beat her with a cleaver while I'm standing there (haha bye bitch)

    [Chorus:]

    L. P. Q. In the house.
    Oh Jeffree Star, you better shut your trap and listen up
    Jeffree Jeffree Jeffree oh can't you see, what's with all the negativity You're the queen of mean with millions of fans
    But you ain't gonna get my man (what bitch)
    You ain't gonna steal my man (god shut up)
    You ain't gonna fuck my man (yes I am)

    I'm the C to the you to the N to the T.
    Bitch if you're looking for a man he's in bed with me,
    With hot pink hair, always wearing mac make-up.
    Babes are calling non-stop begging me to hook up, most of them have girlfriends they keep me secret
    But just like heroin you can't fucking beat it

    I don't need tits or a vagina to make him mine, just flash a little smile and let them see it from behind
    After I'm done sucking on his blow pop, I lift up my head and see he's going to shock
    No one can do the things I can do, niggas show me their ass and my name is tattooed

    And bitch kill yourself if you think I have an ego
    Fuck yourself with a condom and now put it in my asshole (*Jeffree moans*)
     
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  18. Fucking Christ. Not surprised he's one of those gays - the ones with shirts like "I fucked your boyfriend!" or "Your sister liked me last night!"

    Lol @ him thinking he's cute, tho. Wonder if a sjw will find this and do a call out- if it hasn't already happened. The repeated lines about dudes beating the shit outta their girlfriends is something most sjws don't like. Wonder if anyone will stan for him if they go after him
     
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  19. Guhhh, it's so gross and cringy. If Jeffree was secure about himself, he wouldn't have to project his self hatred on women.
     
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  20. Or hire a boyfriend. That dude needs to get better connections, he could get way more money from real women.
     
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