Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery, in a co-dependent relationship with hopeless alcoholic

MirnaMinkoff

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So she has to start going to Pittsburgh for ~treatment~ of ...something. Wheeling has 30,000 people, so she's not bereft of medical treatment there, yet she has to travel. Why is she going to Pittsburgh, and not somewhere else in WV? Wouldn't her poor person insurance cover her state only? At least, her insurance isn't covering her transportation (now Jen can't sue and permanently injure another EMT), but they'll cover the treatment. For what though? Pretty sure Wheeling has multiple facilities for food addiction rehab. Opioids? Lungs? Kidneys? Jen has so many bodily issues that are seconds away from collapse, it's hard to narrow it down.

Jesus, please do not put Jen in a car. She's a couple of hundred pounds away from even being able to fasten a seatbelt. Assuming Gene has (another) accident, say they were hit with enough force for Jen to smash out the windshield. Imagine you're the other driver and the last thing you see is Jen's 700 lb mass hurtling 100 mph at you.

She's excited to do members only because it means she can have playful hilarious banter with her boyfriend in between her aggressive snorts. Not that she ever put any work into her videos, but Chantal and Amber have inspired her on ways to be even lazier.
Wheeling is also less than an hour from Morgantown, WV which has the huge WVU medical campus and facility, which includes a bariatric clinic, but idk if they take Medicaid patients.

The issue could be the closest place that accepts Medicaid patients and that might be Pittsburgh for Jennifer. It could also be she requires some sort of surgery that requires specialty bariatric equipment and doctors. Many times state Medicaid programs will have agreements in place that allow billing for treatment in border hospitals if nothing local is available. Given Jen’s immense weight she definitely needs speciality services for almost anything.

I’ve noticed that even though Dr Now is in Texas he takes patients from all over. However, I think they push hard for some patients to move to Houston so they get Texas residency and Texas Medicaid coverage so he can bill for all his services.
No one else thinks that her "cancer thing" turned serious?
I think her uterus is rotten it out just like it does on all the super fats. Hell just finding a OBGYN that could do a Pap smear on Jen probably requires a doctor with access to special equipment.
 

DCMedia Sped

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She's 45, weighs ~600 lbs and has for at least a couple of decades, and if she hasn't pro-actively chosen to pursue WLS through all that, she surely isn't doing it now.

No, I think this is her weight finally starting to catch up with her in the form of substantial health failures. She looks super bloated, so maybe congestive heart failure? Regardless, semper fi to those doctors, clinicians and health care workers whose toil will keep that hulking mass of quivering flesh alive for a little bit longer.

Also, her weird shoulder divots are gone? Either she's just not wearing a bra anymore, or something's really up. (Or both.)
I agree, she would never get approved for surgery. Patients have to prove they can lose weight in a certain time frame to even qualify. In a million years she could never lose the weight, she's shown over and over. She'n on the Tammy Slaton trajectory. Next stop, the nursing home.
 

HAUL&GAIN

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I might be incorrect as her handwriting is difficult for me to decipher
EDIT: i will correct if any errors are found
May
23 council meeting 1am
24 ??? (looks like gibberish to me)
29 memorial day picnic
30 pop-up picnic
31 no laundry cleaning

June
1 gene spot; clean laundry
2 council meeting 2pm - Gene laundry
4 council meeting 9am
5 clean xxx closet fridge!
7 council meeting xxx
13 board meeting gene
14 council meeting 1pm
17 Bingo!

Jen is such a good secretary~ I assume this is everything Gene has to do and not her.
 
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Who Now

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Amy is always looking for a way to make a buck. Maybe she could take the Crapperwagon and swing over and give Jen a ride. Gin will stay home and try to seduce one of the mentally challenged women in his reign

Her "cancer" has probably become actual cancer and she is having clots or unusual bleeding, hence her wanting to get something under control. She may have to travel to find a gyno that can even examine her let alone treat it.
 

DCMedia Sped

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I might be incorrect as her handwriting is difficult for me to decipher
EDIT: i will correct if any errors are found
May
23 council meeting 1am
24 ??? (looks like gibberish to me)
29 memorial day picnic
30 pop-up picnic
31 no laundry cleaning

June
1 gene spot; clean laundry
2 council meeting 2pm - Gene laundry
4 council meeting 9am
5 clean xxx closet fridge!
7 council meeting xxx
13 board meeting gene
14 council meeting 1pm
17 Bingo!

Jen is such a good secretary~ I assume this is everything Gene has to do and not her.
Imagine your life being so empty and boring that you have to write clean the fridge on your calendar.
 

Little Dark Age

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I might be incorrect as her handwriting is difficult for me to decipher

May
23 council meeting 1am
24 ??? (looks like gibberish to me)
29 memorial day picnic
30 pop-up picnic
31 no laundry cleaning

June
1 gene spot; clean laundry
2 council meeting 2pm - Gene laundry
4 council meeting 9am
5 clean xxx closet fridge!
7 concil meeting xxx
13 board meeting gene
14 concil meeting 1pm
17 Bingo!

Jen is such a good secretary~ I assume this is everything Gene has to do and not her.

Translation:

23- Council meeting. Gene and Jen go, super chipper with whiteboards and clipboards and ideas. The third person doesn't show. They return home to stew about it.
24- Mulling around the house, bitching & working each other into a pissed off froth over that motherfucker who didn't show up to the very important council meeting.
29- Picnic. Jen stays home, Gene says he's going but gets a 40 and sits by the garbage river
30- See yesterday's agenda
31- Put off laundry til next week

1- Nothing, also food
2- 100% unattended council meeting
4- Council meeting where everybody apologizes to everyone else for not showing up to the last council meeting. Heated discussion regarding vertical blinds. Jen takes notes, shoots daggers at 3rd attendee when he contradicts Gene's position regarding trash cans in the lobby
5- Jen clears out rancid keto bombs, Cool Whip, and chocolate Coffee Mate from the fridge. Makes a milkshake out of these as a reward for working so hard cleaning. Finds some mummified parsley of unknown origin, leaves it in the fridge in case she makes salad someday
7- Another Schrodinger's council meeting
13- Board meeting at which a hungover-still-drunk Gene goes full Erin Brockovich and proposes federal-level changes to section 8 housing law. Gets very animated and has to be patiently talked down like a hand-flapping fully autistic 8 year old. Jen is so proud of her man
14- Unattended council meeting, our man is feeling defeated and "hates those fuckers" because "this bullshit is corrupt," claims he doesn't want "to be part of the system anymore." Storms off to bathroom, swigs Listerine. Our man has his integrity after all
17- A full blow-out brawl erupts over whether to attend bingo or finally do laundry
 

StrawberryDouche

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Catering? Catering! I'm not a person who believes the poor should be denied pleasant, fun, or enriching experiences. But professional catering on the public dime is a bridge too goddamn far. She said there are 147 apartments. There has to be at least 300 people attending these professionally catered affairs. In a welfare building.
 

mikal

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Of-course this is speculation. But if she's going to Pittsburg she's going to "da city" for one of their "fancy doctors" meaning she's needing a specialist. Otherwise, she could just regular care in her hometown or the next town over. If she's having to go to "da city" for care then it's something very specific and needs a specific healthcare team to treat it. You already know it's something to do with her obesity. I doubt it has anything to do with her weight loss. She's been content to diet cycle since she was a teenager. She's not getting any kind of intervention for weight loss. She's probably doing something boring like getting her kidneys looked at for possible renal failure. Or her liver looked at because it's not working properly. Who knows. Like I said it's just my speculation. But the only reason I can think she'd go to "da city" is for very specific care pertaining to some kind of organ that's fucking up in her body or like some very specific body system that's fucking up that needs a specified care team. She's on Medicaid. Which also makes me think they are shipping her off and able to approve a specialized doctor pertaining to a organ. Not anything weight loss intervention related.
 

vanilla_pepsi_head

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They'll need a U-Haul truck at this point!

Gene can just rent a beater pickup truck or Jeep and hook Jen's chair up to the tow hitch, that's likely even cheaper.

Tbh being ghetto volunteer president or whatever is perfect for Gene. The kind of people who watch security footage of the front door all day are the same ones who that job would appeal to, the impotent busybody fucks (though usually they're super old and lonely so if they're not crotchety they get a pass). I agree with whoever says Gene doesn't work, though I'd guess he probably does infrequent cash jobs for a few bucks off Kijiji or some shit when he can because I don't think food stamps get you cigs and Boone's Farm. For all his faults Gene doesn't seem like the kind of person to be content doing fuck all constantly, he seems to like to stay busy (not necessarily doing anything productive, but active nonetheless). Anything to get him out of Jen's unit watching her scarf government cheese is probably welcome even if he can't accept a wage without fucking up their benefits, which if he's always getting his ass fired for pulling the alcoholic disappearing act for days is probably an intelligent decision. Feeling important is a bonus.
 

The Lychee Queen

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Oh shut the fuck up, Jen. Don't bullshit us that ACKSHULLY you don't leech off the government teat at all, instead you pay the going market rate in Wheeling, West Virginia, like every other productive member of society.

Gene works, huh? Yet he has such a busy schedule of being HUD God Emperor or whatever, how lucky that all works out despite meetings in the middle of the day multiple times a week. I still say he works as her caretaker, probably part-time.
 

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Oh shut the fuck up, Jen. Don't bullshit us that ACKSHULLY you don't leech off the government teat at all, instead you pay the going market rate in Wheeling, West Virginia, like every other productive member of society.

Gene works, huh? Yet he has such a busy schedule of being HUD God Emperor or whatever, how lucky that all works out despite meetings in the middle of the day multiple times a week. I still say he works as her caretaker, probably part-time.
What in the world could she possibly do that classifies as "work" that would earn money to be considered when calculating the rent?
 

LonesomeDud

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Oh shut the fuck up, Jen. Don't bullshit us that ACKSHULLY you don't leech off the government teat at all, instead you pay the going market rate in Wheeling, West Virginia, like every other productive member of society.

Gene works, huh? Yet he has such a busy schedule of being HUD God Emperor or whatever, how lucky that all works out despite meetings in the middle of the day multiple times a week. I still say he works as her caretaker, probably part-time.
Yeah, all those working single moms, mentally and physically ill people who can't work, and non-violent convicts trying to get their lives back on track by working and staying out of trouble are just lazy. That's why they can't meet in the middle of a week day. Not because they're busy, sick, or the meetings are dumb and ineffectual. People are just bad. It's not that you wear shit-colored glasses because you assume everyone else is as bad as you.
 

Stinky Britches

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She doesn’t work. She’s on disability.
If Gene does anything, it’s random shifts at the local glory hole for beer cash.

She is pretty ballsy saying that residents of her welfare building like the benefits of having a building council but don’t want to pitch in and participate. How many years has Jen lived there (or anywhere) and not been a participating member of society?
 

DCMedia Sped

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She doesn’t work. She’s on disability.
If Gene does anything, it’s random shifts at the local glory hole for beer cash.

She is pretty ballsy saying that residents of her welfare building like the benefits of having a building council but don’t want to pitch in and participate. How many years has Jen lived there (or anywhere) and not been a participating member of society?
How long until Gene starts some kind of conflict? Since he knows everything and is probably the type to get super defensive at any perceived threat or challenge, I have a feeling this is going to go up in flames.
 

Constellationzero

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I might be incorrect as her handwriting is difficult for me to decipher
EDIT: i will correct if any errors are found
May
23 council meeting 1am
24 ??? (looks like gibberish to me)
29 memorial day picnic
30 pop-up picnic
31 no laundry cleaning

June
1 gene spot; clean laundry
2 council meeting 2pm - Gene laundry
4 council meeting 9am
5 clean xxx closet fridge!
7 council meeting xxx
13 board meeting gene
14 council meeting 1pm
17 Bingo!

Jen is such a good secretary~ I assume this is everything Gene has to do and not her.

Looks like a bitch fifth grade girl showing everyone her 1980's sticker collection. Penmanship fits right in.
 

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