Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery, in a co-dependent relationship with hopeless alcoholic

[eternal dog mongler]

How long will it take 'till these two start embezzling money from the welfare-housing-fun-pot? Gene's 'mad editing skillz' could create fake invoices....

It's the opening scene of upcoming comedy adventure "Gin and Jen Go to Jail"

 

[DCMedia Sped]

It's the opening scene of upcoming comedy adventure "Gin and Jen Go to Jail"

Especially if Gene does get that car...remember what happened last time he got behind the wheel...

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Especially if Gene does get that car...remember what happened last time he got behind the wheel...

But he wasn’t President at the time.

 

[MJN]

How deep are Marsene's pockets? Maybe Jen and Gene will start a go fund me for the new car.

Deeeeep....about as deep as Jen's lard 'skirt'....

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

But he wasn’t President at the time.

If only he were Senator* instead


*Dumb Kennedy joke

 

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

I was in another thread and was discussing the deathfat scale, where Tammy Slaton was the alpha mass, and therefore a 10. But, someone else mentioned that Jen might be the biggest that we follow here on the farms. Can this be true?

 

[The Lychee Queen]

I was in another thread and was discussing the deathfat scale, where Tammy Slaton was the alpha mass, and therefore a 10. But, someone else mentioned that Jen might be the biggest that we follow here on the farms. Can this be true?

It's possible. First, Jen's 5'8, so she's quite tall for a deathfat. (I think only Glitter and Lazers is taller.) We also really don't know what she weighs, since she only steps on the scale sporadically and she weighs herself on the carpet. So whatever she tells us, it's probably quite a bit higher.

Since we don't know the current weights of either Tammy or Jen, there's a good chance Jen is our #1 amorphous blob.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Since we don't know the current weights of either Tammy or Jen, there's a good chance Jen is our #1 amorphous blob.

We know TamTam highest (recorded) weight from the show, and we have a picture of Jen at 700, and she's now visibly bigger than that; - that's where my conviction comes from.

 

[DCMedia Sped]

I was in another thread and was discussing the deathfat scale, where Tammy Slaton was the alpha mass, and therefore a 10. But, someone else mentioned that Jen might be the biggest that we follow here on the farms. Can this be true?

I say Jen is heavier then Tammy at this point. Jen is a lot taller and her weight gain is very obvious. Imagine how much you have to gain when you are 600+ for it to actually show on your face like that?

 

[Miltank]

Well according to her last weigh in then adjusting (10%) for the loss from weighing on the carpet shes at least 715 ish

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Well according to her last weigh in then adjusting (10%) for the loss from weighing on the carpet shes at least 715 ish

Doesn't her scale go up to 700lbs? If she's as you say, we can no longer get accurate weigh-ins. Hahahaha Not like she ever gave us any to being with, I fully believe she completely fudged the numbers. I wonder if she can squeeze her bulk into the wheel chair now? If not, Ms. Secretary is attending the meetings by Zoom only.

 

[Miltank]

i imagine it will be the other way around, one day she won't be able to squeeze out of it as her fat grows around the arms of it and fuses her there.

 

[LonesomeDud]

i imagine it will be the other way around, one day she won't be able to squeeze out of it as her fat grows around the arms of it and fuses her there.

I doubt it will be the wheelchair she fuses to, because they're engineered to get people out of them with removal sides, etc. What's more likely as she gains weight is she'll start leaving the arms off so her sides don't get pinched. She will have a ground level fall. She will be transferred to a hospita, and then a nursing home. And then she'll die in bed because of failure to comply. It's definitely not going to be the most interesting passing.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I doubt it will be the wheelchair she fuses to, because they're engineered to get people out of them with removal sides, etc. What's more likely as she gains weight is she'll start leaving the arms off so her sides don't get pinched. She will have a ground level fall. She will be transferred to a hospita, and then a nursing home. And then she'll die in bed because of failure to comply. It's definitely not going to be the most interesting passing.

This is how I see Chantal and indeed all of our deathfats going out. (Though of course I'd love to be surprised by a drugged out police chase or failed meth den arrest.)

 

[LonesomeDud]

This is how I see Chantal and indeed all of our deathfats going out. (Though of course I'd love to be surprised by a drugged out police chase or failed meth den arrest.)

Yes. At best, we'll get a few macabre videos at the end filmed by supporting characters like Peetz and Gin.