Jenny Nicholson / Jennifer Elizabeth Nicholson / @JennyENicholson / @spider_jewel - Delusional, FAS suffering Disney Shill and SJW, may or may not fuck a giant Porg

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Jenny Nicholson is your basic white girl on the Internet who got successful by being a 7/10 who talks about mainstream geek things (Anything Disney, Harry Potter, MLP, stuff like that). The way I will be going about this post is to go point by point why Jenny Nicholson is a lolcow, not so much a bio. This will be my first OP on the farms, so if you have any suggestions on how to improve my formatting and/or more information that I may have missed out on, please do tell.

There was apparently a Wikipedia article on her. But she requested deletion. The reason?
Jenny Nicholson has requested that this article be taken down. Personal information has already been removed by various users because she expressed discomfort with the details having been shared due to a stalker in the past, but Ms. Nicholson would prefer to not even have a page, as it's likely that people will still try to add that information or refer to what was previously there.
If someone has screenshots or a archived version, somehow, please post it.

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General sperging
Calling Jenny a "fake geek girl" or whatever is kinda inaccurate. She defitently has things she is passionate about. Probably too much. For example, she wrote a opinion piece for Playboy about Frank Oz making it clear that Bert and Ernie are not homosexual.
The Secret Sex Lives of Muppets Written by Jenny Nicholson.
Yes I'm being serious. In case you think it's a different Jenny Nicholson
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tl;dr: Jenny is really salty that the creator of these characters isn't saying that they are gay af cause that's what she wants. It's 861 words, read it three times and that's the best summary I can give.

She is also a massive (Disney) Star Wars fan. So much so, on October 4th 2019 she tweeted about merch for Star Wars Epsiode 9 lacking the character Rose Tico, widely despised by any audience member with taste. She goes on to accuse Disney of "catering" to the fans who hated Rose and "allegedly" (as in no evidence) responsible for driving the actress Kelly Marie Tran(ny) off of social media., saying that it's "shamefull" and "sends the worst message". What exactly that message is she doesn't specify.
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This was somehow significant enough to trigger a shitstorm amongst some outlets
On one occasion being called a "social media influencer" which is the PC word for shill.

Note: failed to archive the latter two no matter how many times I tried.

Going back to her love for (Disney) Star Wars, her favorite movie in the entire series is of course Episode 8: The Last Jedi. She likes that movie so much she made a video over and trying to refute ten reasons why people hated The Last Jedi. There's nothing wrong with (dis)liking a work of fiction, but the way she goes about these ten reasons, isn't that good.
The ten reasons being from beginning to end:
  1. Snoke didn't matter (her expectations were subverted and she compares his death with the Red Wedding from GoT).
  2. Kylo-ren isn't a good villain (thinks people who hate him are insecure man children (I like his character but still see the movie as trash) and accidentally makes a Mary/Gary Sue remark (ironic)).
  3. Nothing left to go with / Status quo hasn't changed (I honestly haven't heared this one over the course of two years).
  4. Rey's parents we're nobodies (calls fans "dynastic" and goes over that not everybody has a familiar name).
  5. Luke wouldn't try and kill his nephew (thinks Luke tried to kill Vader (in Empire but that was before "the reveal" and in RotJ he ends up sparing him) and brushes over the cowardly way Luke was portrayed in doing it, saying that him and Ben fighting would've been worse).
  6. Leia poppins (brushes over the disrespect done to Carrrie Fisher and makes a even greater defense for other bullshit things the recent installments have done).
  7. Everything was Holdo's fault for not talking to Poe (yes she actually defends this, just start at 11:40 and let it sink in).
  8. People hate the kid with the broom at the end (I have also never heard this).
  9. B-plot (Rose and Finn) was pointless (Again, yes she actually defends this. 13:49 btw. Because the T H E M E of the movie was failure (and maybe you we're racist). I can't make this up).
  10. It challenges fans (yep).
She also goes on this weird tangent about how Rey and Rose used snakes as a derogatory slur despite coming from different cultures. It's really weird but hilarious at the same time.

On a more egregious note, she was part of the mob that went after Anthony Daniels, the actor of C-3PO, for expressing dissatisfaction with the way the sequels are going.
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This is also a part of a horrible habit of misrepresenting things/people she doesn't agree with as pointed out by one twitter user:
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In case you think Jenny is just misinformed by the sjw crowd:
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To cover her MLP involment, she has a now unlisted video of the demo of a song from the perspective of twilight sparkle being in love with her brother
She also has a secondary channel called SherclopPones with pony content. Inluding the finalized song (1.5 million views)

Disney Shill
If her video (horribly) defending The Last Jedi & misrepresenting a actor who has been in the movies from the beginning wasn't enough let me show you more. She has possibly the largest possible collection of Porg plushies in the world and spend 8 minutes rating them.
In a article about another minor "controversy" she started that required media cover because of the cast at Galaxy's Edge not saying "younglings" because of child murder. It is mentioned that she was given special acces before it was open for the public. Eventually making a entire video about it.
Not only that but previously she had also done a video on the Avatar Theme Park. Also Disney ofc.

Guilt by association
For this I will mainly show pictures of Jenny being buddy buddy with other lolcows, who have their own thread, ofc originating from Breadtube.
Natalie Wynn Parrott / ContraPoints
Harry Brewis / hbomberguy
Lindsay Ellis
Dan Olson / Folding Ideas
Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High
Quinton Kyle Hoover / Quinton Reviews

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S O Y (note: picture taken at the wedding of Lindsay Ellis (brunette in front of ContraPoints) and todd in the shadows (guy covering his face))
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(Note: I'm not going through the entire ContraPoints thread, so please tell me if this has already been posted)

Joker video and related fallout
Oh boi. This deserves it's own headline because it combines her sperging with her dishonesty and has started to live a life of it's own.

On October 17th 2019 Jenny posted a video called "Well, I didn't like Joker", sitting at around 460k views as of writing this post.
For the record: there is nothing wrong with liking or disliking a work of fiction. BUT. The title of her video is already misleading as she states that she doesn't think the movie is good which is different from ones personal enjoyment.
The video, firstly, reveals a disconnect between Jenny and reality. She calls the misdeeds done to Arthur, which are

  1. Group of street kids beating him up and robbing him
  2. Getting fired from his job for the street kids wrecking the sign of the agencies client he was working for
  3. Being beat up by three yuppie jerks
  4. Getting made fun of by his favorite talk-show host
  5. Getting punched by Thomas Wayne, who he believed to be his father
  6. Realizing he was adopted by a mentally ill women who let him be abused
"Over the top" and "comically mean" both their severity and how "they pile up on each other. "This level of being unaware that the world is really shitty from time to time, horrible even, is quite telling. The rest of the video is spent on her talking in a fashion that would make you believe she didn't actually watch the movie and it takes a while before it gets interesting.

My personal favorite part is between 21:27 - 25:52 where she's desperately trying to understand the T H E M E of the movie. I really do like 24:36-24:53 in which she goes a tangent and speculates that a possible message from the movie is that no one (mentally-ill) should be on medication, "supported" by Arthur's disorder being the result of physical injuries as kid, which would somehow make medication ineffective. Other guesses include: class disparity, violent criminals are just amoral, deconstruction/metacommentary of Batman lore, underfunding of mental health care (that "nobody should be on medication" statement is part of it), and accepting people with mental health problems for who they are. For the record, the message of Joker (2019) is:"be nice to each other or else we'll end up killing each other".

After this, 25:52 - She covers the "controversy" surrounding the movie potentially encouraging/inspiring incels to commit mass murder. She says the movie is so devoid of a message that anyone could give it their own interpretation and therefore it's "irresponsibly vague" . Also saying she didn't go to a theater but instead a drive-in cause she was afraid of getting shot. (note: the cut at the end of her sentence could imply it's a joke, but her editing style is so weird it's difficult to tell, and i wouldn't be the weirdest thing Jenny has said).

She makes one of the weirdest statements in the video from 26:46 - 27:40. Discussing how a fan recording the audience reacting to the movie was weird because there was clapping at the climax with Arthur shooting Murray and the guy recording saying "that was great" a few times. Also stating that the guy recording "definitely" wasn't a murderer for saying that (note: she still made that connection in her head, somehow) and says he others like him are too inept to understand anything beyond Iron Man and being implied retarded. So condescending, hbomberguy is proud of it.

So Jenny isn't very heavily involved with the "fallout" her video created but it's still worth covering, so feel free to skip this.
A youtuber known as Mauler hosted a stream as part of his series EFAP (Every Frame A Pause) with the main topic being Jenny's video on Joker. The total stream is almost 12 hours, covering both Jenny's video, an AngryJoe review, Jeb Bush memes and superchats. A fan of them actually made a abridged version boiling down their actual discussion to about 3 hours. Mauler is most well-known for his critique of The Last Jedi. He also has his own thread on the farms in multimedia. Jenny learned of the stream and tweeted about it:"
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The stream suddenly got a negative reaction
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The comments were bad. Many of Jenny's white knights decided to come to her defense. Things derailed from there on both on YT and Twitter.
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It also caught the attention of some (Internet) famous people
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(note: Andy Campbell , editor for the Huffigton Post)
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(Note: Dan Olson, a man either in the possesion of child pornography or framing other for having child pornography).
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(note: Linkara did end up apologizing to Mauler but he still went in without context and was proud of it.
Of course Jenny was not unaware of the drama that had kickstarted. She did the thing that every confident person does; blocking. She blocked people associated with Mauler/had been on EFAP even though they weren't on this particular episode. Very telling Jeb.
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So she block a youtuber called Cynical Reviews who is also associated with EFAP and Mauler. Hee made a huge twitter thread about it so read at your own discretion
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Wants to fuck her Porg
Ok I just did this for shits and giggles tbh. Just watch it and decide on your own.

Her DOB is September 6, 1991 ( age 28 ).
 

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I don´t know why I always have videos of her in my recommendations on youtube, probably because I watch so many videos of autistic people ever since joining the farms. She is very, very autistic (literally, she has opl-level eye-contact skills), but to be honest... She is incredibly boring.

I bet she has thirsty fans that are worth watching though.

She personally doesnt produce enough salt imho. Still a pretty good op!
 

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I'm not sure how I feel about discount Lindsay Ellis having her own thread. On one hand she definitely has a lot of cowish traits and is a magnet for other cows. On the other she is just a discount Lindsay Ellis.

Also, for the "guilt by association" section, you forgot to add Andrew Dobson and Bob Chipman.
 

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She's really annoying sometimes, and recently has even gotten a bit cunty, but I don't think she's at the level of her cohorts. She's the definition of basic bitch and has some of the most inane opinions, but she doesn't really go over the top that much. That said, this thread should be here for posterity because I have a feeling that she could fall off the edge at some point. Hanging with who she does, it's just a matter of time.
 

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Re: Jenny's Wikipedia article, I got you, fam!

Here's an archive.md snapshot. Has a brief filmography, and nothing else. (Pretty underwhelming to be honest.)

However, when I checked the Wayback Machine, her otherwise small and unassuming Wikipedia page had a stupid amount of saves: 392 times in the span of the week of July 7th 2019, the vast majority of which are apparently uniques:
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Near as I can tell clicking through some of them, this seems to be a bug in the way the Wayback bot is doing its crawling for this Wikipedia page. Most of the snapshots appear identical to the archive.md one (e.g. this is the last snapshot taken, for instance). But then again I didn't really do much of an in-depth comparison. I suppose there might be more information in some of the snapshots that was edited in/out rapidly or something, perhaps.

Good luck with your thread, @Rob_Mercury! If nothing else, it was very well written for your first OP.
 

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I'm not sure how I feel about discount Lindsay Ellis having her own thread. On one hand she definitely has a lot of cowish traits and is a magnet for other cows. On the other she is just a discount Lindsay Ellis.

Also, for the "guilt by association" section, you forgot to add Andrew Dobson and Bob Chipman.
You mean I missed them in the pictures I showed or ones I haven't found? If the latter please do show.

Re: Jenny's Wikipedia article, I got you, fam!

Here's an archive.md snapshot. Has a brief filmography, and nothing else. (Pretty underwhelming to be honest.)

However, when I checked the Wayback Machine, her otherwise small and unassuming Wikipedia page had a stupid amount of saves: 392 times in the span of the week of July 7th 2019, the vast majority of which are apparently uniques:
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Near as I can tell clicking through some of them, this seems to be a bug in the way the Wayback bot is doing its crawling for this Wikipedia page. Most of the snapshots appear identical to the archive.md one (e.g. this is the last snapshot taken, for instance). But then again I didn't really do much of an in-depth comparison. I suppose there might be more information in some of the snapshots that was edited in/out rapidly or something, perhaps.

Good luck with your thread, @Rob_Mercury! If nothing else, it was very well written for your first OP.
Thank you!
 

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I could see this being a multimedia thread since she’s not as cowish as Lindsay. Yeah she makes shit takes but Jenny is at least a sane person who isn’t actively hurting others or doing something really stupid.

That being said I think her and any Disney Parks Youtuber is pretty cringe for going to the parks constantly.
 

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That porg video at the end reminds me of "foam adventure." It's almost beat-by-beat identical.

As for her cow status, she feels like another bog-standard SJW/breadtuber with an incredibly bad taste in movies. It's worth being documented, since those types are already insane and almost always end up even more so; but I feel that she would fit more into a consolidated thread about other less-notable individuals in the "breadtube" circle.
 

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Re: Jenny's Wikipedia article, I got you, fam!

Here's an archive.md snapshot. Has a brief filmography, and nothing else. (Pretty underwhelming to be honest.)

However, when I checked the Wayback Machine, her otherwise small and unassuming Wikipedia page had a stupid amount of saves: 392 times in the span of the week of July 7th 2019, the vast majority of which are apparently uniques:
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Near as I can tell clicking through some of them, this seems to be a bug in the way the Wayback bot is doing its crawling for this Wikipedia page. Most of the snapshots appear identical to the archive.md one (e.g. this is the last snapshot taken, for instance). But then again I didn't really do much of an in-depth comparison. I suppose there might be more information in some of the snapshots that was edited in/out rapidly or something, perhaps.

Good luck with your thread, @Rob_Mercury! If nothing else, it was very well written for your first OP.
Just because something is well written doesn’t mean it’s good.
 

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Jenny Nicholson is a highly polished act, a smarter more disciplined version of Lindsay Ellis with a better work ethic.

At some point shortly before the release of the Last Jedi she became a shill for Disney, she'd previously slammed other Star Wars movies, her review of Rogue One being a key example. Yet she went all in for the Last Jedi, and not a 'Sponsored content' message to be seen on the video. The year before she'd gotten sponsorship to do a video for EA games, so it was obviously something she was actively pursuing.

The OP has a good point when he goes over how connected she is to Contrapoints, Ellis and Hbomberguy. However she's much more careful than they are, in the way she interacts with people. When she does slip up you need to archive quickly, last year she made a few snarky tweets, for of all things, fans replying to her tweets wanting to talk about stuff other than what was mentioned in the original tweet, which really seemed to piss her off. It was really strange but when I went back to reread them everything had been deleted.

Anyway I'm not sure how much material you're going to get on her, from what she posts online. I bet her financial records would be fascinating though, but we could only hope.
 
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Just because something is well written doesn’t mean it’s good.
It's a pretty good OP, and was very well researched. I've been less than fond of her for ages, and I didn't even know about half of this stuff. She just doesn't quite reach lolcowdom by herself yet, and until then should probably be in a megathread or multimedia, like people have said.
 

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Yeah that's the problem I have seen when making this OP and made me hesitant of going through with it. Jenny is a lying, brownnosing spreg 100%, but these outbursts are somewhat sporadic whereas the likes of Johanthan Yaniv, Jerry Peet, Moviebob and mundanematt just need ten minutes to do something that makes you chuckle. Whether that's who she is or self-discipline i'm not sure.
 

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Yeah that's the problem I have seen when making this OP and made me hesitant of going through with it. Jenny is a lying, brownnosing spreg 100%, but these outbursts are somewhat sporadic whereas the likes of Johanthan Yaniv, Jerry Peet, Moviebob and mundanematt just need ten minutes to do something that makes you chuckle. Whether that's who she is or self-discipline i'm not sure.
Her Fans though, I think that's where the gold is. Nearly 3k downvotes on Mauler's response to her Joker video, I'm still reading the comments now.

Also the very existence of a thread will provide some central location for people that have had interactions with Nicholson to post.

Also a question, when a thread is in proving grounds is it indexed by Google? because I wouldn't be surprised if there were various google alerts out there for her name.
 

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Figured her Joker video would be mentioned, and is probably the reason you decided to make a thread on her even though I don't think she should be berated for not liking it (she never said it was a bad film just because she doesn't like it). She crops up in discussion here and there, so I guess she was meant to have a thread sooner or later, but she's quite milquetoast for a California girl and hasn't really started any big drama. I think she's better off doing book reviews tbh, she has a better knowledge of books than with the pop culture films she likes talking about, but she's easier on the eyes than, say, Grace Randolph. Although I do find it kinda funny that she adores TLJ but she really didn't like the Fantastic Beasts film (think it was the second one, the first was pretty meh, but I don't think anyone can defend the sequel).

Does she have a boyfriend, though? I don't follow her very closely, but I've wondered if she's dating/living with anyone or if her Porg plush pile has chased away her suitors.
 

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At some point shortly before the release of the Last Jedi she became a shill for Disney, she'd previously slammed other Star Wars movies, her review of Rogue One being a key example.
Post-Rogue One, Pre-TLJ would've been the Millennial Falcon period. Millennial Falcon is one of those Screen Junkies shows RLM's The Nerd Crew makes fun of.

Here's Jenny interviewing screenwriter Max Landis for her Star Wars shilltravaganza.
 

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That porg video at the end reminds me of "foam adventure." It's almost beat-by-beat identical.
You're not kidding! I thought she was doing an affectionate parody or something when I first saw that.

Also a question, when a thread is in proving grounds is it indexed by Google?
I'm pretty sure it isn't. A Google crawler wouldn't be able to access Proving Grounds threads (you need to have a week old Kiwi Farms account to even be able to see them), and none of the Proving Grounds threads show up in the Kiwi Farms sitemap.

EDIT: Well we're in Multimedia now, so this thread will get indexed soon enough. (Congrats, @Rob_Mercury!)
 
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