Careercow Jeremy Charles Dewitte - Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

Bubbly Sink

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Jeremy Charles Dewitte is a Serial police impersonator and sex offender that appears in a number of fiery public meltdowns on youtube. he has an entire website dedicated to his shenanigans, which include, most notably, impersonating a LEO, or Law Enforcement Officer.

Here's a really nice summary of DeWitte's sperging:

Here's his mugshot:
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And an unflattering photo where you can see his gunt:
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Officially, Jeremy is the owner of Metro-State services, a funeral escort service that is most well known for its police style uniforms and vehicles. his "employees" essentially wear uniforms that are indistinguishable from real police uniforms, and many carry firearms, pepper spray, handcuffs, and batons, despite literally escorting dead people for a living.

Here's what their "motorcycle corps" look like:
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Some of his "officers" at a convention:
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Most of Jeremy's Interactions with actual police comes either with him breaking the law surrounding funeral escort services by using red and blue lights on his vehicles instead of the common purple ones. there is a multitude of youtube videos where he ironically is prosecuted due to his usage of a body camera, which records his many crimes, such as speeding through traffic to "clear the way" for his motorcades.

Archive for the youtube playlist, working on archiving every video

In one of his most notable incidents, Jeremy puts his hand on his gun repeatedly and threatens an off duty sheriff's deputy. you can find the full story here.

Also, Jeremy, in addition to being a lying, cheating, annoying faggot, is also a fake green beret. some boomers got mad at this, and made a blog post about him, which is archived here. Usually with "stolen valor" cases, you would think that he was just a pog who wanted a bit of recognition, right? wrong. he was never even in the army.

Apparently he also blackmailed his mother for money, in this recorded corrections center phone call.

Jeremy is also a sex offender and was charged in 2005 for lewd or lascivious battery involving a victim between 12 and 15 years old.

Here is an archive with his corrections history in florida.

2404 Accord Ter
Kissimmee, FL 34758-2257

What's great about jeremy is that he seemingly never learns to shut the fuck up and stop being a fake cop. his criminal record goes back 15 years (if not more) and he seemingly breaks a new law every week.

This is what i have so far, I'm working on adding stuff and seeing if i can find social media that belongs to Jeremy.
 
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Bubbly Sink

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I have a screenshot somewhere of his sex offender status. I will dig it up shortly.

Is he going back to prison? Might not be much funny if he does.
In april i believe we was sentenced for failiure to register as a sex offender.... i'd have to check where he was booked and see if i can tell if he's out or not

edit: found it, can't figure how to archive a pdf
 

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Just A Butt

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Here's one of my favorites:

Not sure if we need to be concerned with archiving, since the cops absolutely hate him and his stuff "leaks" constantly, but archive video pending a couple minutes to download and then make sure I can get it under the upload limit.

 
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Steverambo

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Ah yes, Jeremy "Jumped into Fallujah" DeWitte. The vid of him havin a freakout and getting arrested when he was on vacation in Chicago (I think) was fucking hilarious.

Gonna be a bitch and a half to archive every single vid on him though considering many are an hour plus, especially if you're including the recent interrogation tapes of some of his employees that RealWorldPolice put up on jewtube
 

Just A Butt

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Yea this one is tricky. Def funny potential, but totally documented elsewhere.

OP might as well be two links, the Real World Police channel and https://jeremydewittecase.com/

eta: althought the website has a bad habit of deleting things when i assume they get pushed, so archives of some of their stuff wouldn't be a terrible idea.
 
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Just A Butt

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If this guy is currently in prison, this thread's going to be incubating for a while. How often does this dude make a public spectacle of himself anyways?
He's out right now. But who knows for how long. And pretty often.

I am not aware of any social media footprint, but I haven't really looked. His potential to come here and chimp out is low, I feel.

Which makes me sad, cause I'd really like to call him a faggot to his face, so to speak.

E: i read somewhere that the primary reason he isn't locked up right now is because the coof keeps fucking with court dates, but I can't find it. I'll keep looking
 

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He's out right now. But who knows for how long. And pretty often.

I am not aware of any social media footprint, but I haven't really looked. His potential to come here and chimp out is low, I feel.

Which makes me sad, cause I'd really like to call him a faggot to his face, so to speak.

E: i read somewhere that the primary reason he isn't locked up right now is because the coof keeps fucking with court dates, but I can't find it. I'll keep looking
I'm digging really deep and trying to find his phone number and social media.... he's fucking hard to find
Between him and his mouthbreather "employees", at least on a weekly basis
the craigslist employees have the biggest potential i think
 
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