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So the question is should I rewrite this for Quartering specifically as a lolcow? Because this thread was made to cover his lawsuit against the guy who "attacked" him at GenCon, because Null told me to put it in the Proving Grounds and tag him in it.
 

BeanBidan

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Quartering now wants to box CRP because Gustavo called Q#er a coward who got his ass kicked by a troon.

Q#er said it was just a cheap shot blah blah

Sure, you're not wrong about it being a cheap shot but you still got banned from the con which is just salt to injury and might have been the plan all along so in the end you did get your ass kicked. And your lolsuit is going to be just that. A lolsuit.
 

instythot

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Quartering now wants to box CRP because Gustavo called Q#er a coward who got his ass kicked by a troon.

Q#er said it was just a cheap shot blah blah

Sure, you're not wrong about it being a cheap shot but you still got banned from the con which is just salt to injury and might have been the plan all along so in the end you did get your ass kicked. And your lolsuit is going to be just that. A lolsuit.

I can't really laugh at him getting surprised and assaulted, but I can laugh at the con taking this opportunity to ban him for life and especially at him almost holding back tears as he broadcasts to youtube the story of how one of his last links to the magic community was severed
 

BeanBidan

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I can't really laugh at him getting surprised and assaulted, but I can laugh at the con taking this opportunity to ban him for life and especially at him almost holding back tears as he broadcasts to youtube the story of how one of his last links to the magic community was severed
the only reason I find the assault part hilarious is he keeps saying it was nothing but kept crying for people to donate for the lolsuit. I still think the troon did a bitch move and should of waited for hamburgly to look him in the face first.
 

robobobo

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Hambly is 99% tedious and boring, and 1% stumbling into actual interesting events. Though the interesting stuff isn't really of credit to him, but because other people acted like tards to him. First Wizards going apeshit to ban a random nerd over the mostly nothing he'd done, now this other idiot kicking his ass in a bar and Gencon banning him for being upset that he got whipped. It's weird, he's utterly ignorable and anyone with half a brain would just ignore him sperging out, but a bunch of people and corporations are finding it completely impossible to resist taking the bait.
 

instythot

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So the question is should I rewrite this for Quartering specifically as a lolcow? Because this thread was made to cover his lawsuit against the guy who "attacked" him at GenCon, because Null told me to put it in the Proving Grounds and tag him in it.


I'd agree with that and suggest that the thread title specify that he's one of Sargon's lower ranked capos or something that makes it clear he's subservient and low ranked on the liberalist totem pole. We wouldn't want him to use his thread to misunderstand his place in the world
 

Obviously Snape

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Hambly is 99% tedious and boring, and 1% stumbling into actual interesting events.

It's to be expected when your entire channel is just sitting and reading whatever news articles popped up that day on screen while shoehorning half of it under the "muh SJWs" banner whether it fits or not. Can't really blame the guy for wanting to bitch about articles he thinks are stupid on his channel but it's surprising how big it got considering his production value or effort he has to put into making content is basically 0. I think he's actually a bit more centrist but he's realized he scores the most points by targeting angry conservatives so he caters his clickbait to them.
 

instythot

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the only reason I find the assault part hilarious is he keeps saying it was nothing but kept crying for people to donate for the lolsuit. I still think the troon did a bitch move and should of waited for hamburgly to look him in the face first.

Didn't Big Extra have a bruise on his eye when he was ebegging for the lolsuit? I just assumed he did get confronted head on despite what he says happened
 

BeanBidan

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Didn't Big Extra have a bruise on his eye when he was ebegging for the lolsuit? I just assumed he did get confronted head on despite what he says happened
He said the first time, he got hit from behind. Because he thought it was a "fan" just being playfully rough. He probably got that black eye from something else.
 

Spooky

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When Jeremy says he's worth "in the low seven figures" , do you think he mostly gets there by adding up the highest book value for all of his nerd trinkets?
He probably lied, but him and his wife do appear to own a marketing company, and his wife either owns or timeshares a small prop plane. Not exactly a poor person hobby. He may be a net net millionaire but IDK. He sure doesn't have the demeanor of a successful aspiration middle class person.

The Marketing Sheriff at a quick glance:
https://www.facebook.com/MarketingSheriff/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeremyhambly
http://www.marketingsheriff.com/
https://www.zoominfo.com/c/marketing-sheriff/358918509
archive:
http://archive.md/f5PTL
http://archive.md/TAuwu
http://archive.md/SOM63
http://archive.md/6F7kq

I would take that revenue figure with an enormous grain of salt due to it being such a small company and stuff like capIQ and Hoovers are crap for such small companies unless it is a big private company (even then they're often still crap) let alone zoominfo (lol). The only one's they're really good at tracking are the ones they buy info from or who otherwise post financials. Still, I imagine if they are buying the add placements revenue could be decently high depending on how well they are doing.

I was wondering if he would eventually end up on here. He struck me as one of those anti-sjw types that is constantly looking for something to ramble and rant about to make outrage munny off of. There was a quiet desperation about his content that made him seem like he really wanted attention but was afraid to admit it.
He strikes me as one of those anti-sjw types who is kinda an sjw who gets easily offended and mad often. He also very much is more of a just let's drive off the cliff 5 mph slower guy most of the time I've bothered to watch.

the only reason I find the assault part hilarious is he keeps saying it was nothing but kept crying for people to donate for the lolsuit. I still think the troon did a bitch move and should of waited for hamburgly to look him in the face first.
Q#er also did a bitch move by not fighting back or beating the shit out of this troon with his friends. He ran away as his friends broke it up apparently. Still sucker punching/attacking someone is a hugely asshole thing to do. He should have just defended himself, reported it to police and gotten a restraining order. Maybe hounded him on social media a bit and whipped up some magapede type trolls at him. Instead we have him trying to sue for nonexistent damages.

Didn't Big Extra have a bruise on his eye when he was ebegging for the lolsuit? I just assumed he did get confronted head on despite what he says happened
He said the first time, he got hit from behind. Because he thought it was a "fan" just being playfully rough. He probably got that black eye from something else.
He didn't have a black eye. He had a small bruise/burst blood vessel on one of his sclerae a bit after the "attack." I don't remember if it was the next morning or after a couple days. You can get these pretty easily from flying in planes, being at altitude, partying, rubbing your eyes, or just randomly. They don't hurt and aren't generally really irritating at all.
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robobobo

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You know gang, I'm starting to have serious doubts that The Quartering was ever personally conspired against by Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast like he kept saying he was...

That depends on where one takes "conspiracy". There's no question that they not only touched the poop but rolled around in it by deciding to step in on lame twitter drama and dole out a lifetime ban to him when outright championship cheaters only get sent to the penalty box. Was it some grand scheme made up in a dark room by shadowy people in robes? No, so if that's your definition of a conspiracy, definitely not. But it took more than one random customer rep to go through this whole banning thing to kick his ass out. Several people at several levels of that company had to decide that the crime of a pepe meme and sperging about a cosplayer was sufficient to hammer down on a player.
 

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