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KillThemCrackasBabies

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Here's a fun little update I'm not counting on Jeremy to cover. Remember that video he did celebrating Stephen Dorff's comments about Black Widow?


Well Dorff recently spoke with TMZ and set the record straight and unfortunately for Jeremy and everyone else who celebrated his choice of words, he has now taken them back.

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Props to him for owning his mistake and setting the record straight. I can't imagine it will make TFM too happy though.
I don't know why Tons of Fun even thought that was an EPIC ROAST in the first place, all the dude did was shit on "The Marvel Formula"; something that's not exactly a particularly ballsy move in le current year. Even in the original comments, he was wording it like ScarJo was above BW/Marvel, not that she was why it was shit.
 

proteus4994

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Even in the original comments, he was wording it like ScarJo was above BW/Marvel, not that she was why it was shit.
And I agree with that. Look at the Marvel stars, most of them were B-listers before getting their roles, excluding ScarJo and RDJ (although he was practically unemployable at the time and Favreau had to really go out on a limb for him). When I see Scarlet on screen with mediocre talent like Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo, I also wonder why she’s there.

Edit: I mean, I know why shes there, it’s for the paycheck obviously.
 

Virus418

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Oh joy.

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Not even following the guy on Twitch. Gift subs must be given out to people who just watch streams now.
 

Virus418

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At least you'll get benefits. Unlike his subscribestar patrons.
True, I get more from a gift sub than his actual backers get on SS. Just look at these amazing emotes I will never use!

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So it appears Jeremy has his sights set on Black Rifle Coffee again. For someone supposedly against cancel culture, he sure seems eager to get his viewers to stop supporting them. And then when the co-founder responded to Sean of all people on Twitter that he will be appearing on Alex Jones'stream, Jeremy immediately starts begging for an interview again.

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As usual, Jeremy desperately wants to be involved in ongoing beef and land exclusive interviews, much like what we saw with LeafyIsHere last year. But as we all know, Jer needs the guests much more than the guests need his platform. Remember, the interview tour he did back in May ended abruptly and he was unable to get many people to come on, including Steven Crowder himself. And few he managed to do performed horribly (e.g. Elijah Schaffer's only pulling in 66k views after two months), it's no surprise why he stopped talking about doing his own "late night show" shortly after that.

Moving on, Jeremy has narrowed down his secondary game for his stream as he doesn't want to be seen as an, and I quote, "one-game Andy". As it stands right now, RD2 is in the lead with 34%, Demon Souls at 27%, Path of Exile at 22%, and GTA V at 16%. Kudos to him for giving his audience the chance to vote, but remember, he did this before with Warzone and still picked it despite the majority going with Cyberpunk. He could just as easily do it again if he's not happy with the winner.

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Edit: Last minute update. Noticed that on his Black Rifle Coffee/Alex Jones meme, Sean actually has a watermark on it for Twitter.

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Almost believed that Jeremy finally decided to give Sean proper credit for his "work" on his YouTube, but when I went to check the actual video for it, no watermark to be seen. Shocker. How much do you want to bet Sean asked of he could have the watermark in the video but Jer told him no? Remember, when the shorts were being tested, the only name being displayed on those was "TheQuartering".
 
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True, I get more from a gift sub than his actual backers get on SS. Just look at these amazing emotes I will never use!

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The laughing Jeremy one... I remember when he was only just starting to grow, he would do this absolutely obnoxious, and condescending George McFly laugh because he thought he was the shit. Turns out he was actually shit, and I don't even know if he still does the George McFly laugh.
 

Virus418

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1:51 - As I predicted, Jeremy admits he is annoyed by his dogs and uses doggy daycare for a break... even though Heaher obviously does most of the work anyway. It's only coming up so much now because she's out of town and he can't just hide in his basement.

12:33 - Jeremy shares his very uninteresting first experiences with porn - an erotic drama series from the 90's called "Red Shoe Diaries"

14:16 - More details on Jeremy's experience with cable porn - this time with something called "The Scrambly Channel" AKA The Spice Channel. For someone so bothered by women wearing low-cut shirts on Twitch, Jeremy seems more than fine with existence of porn television channels.

16:20 - Dank explains how he is a huge hypocrite and will gaslight his daughter into not doing any of the things he did growing up (smoking, drinking, etc.). What stands out to me here is that Dank isn't saying that stuff is inherently bad by itself and no one should do it, he just doesn't want his daughter specifically to do it. I'd also be curious curious know if he would treat a son the same way or not.

21:46 - Jeremy confirms that he did, in fact, do weed growing up and his parents had to actually search search clues to find out. And he calls out ReviewTechUSA for doing it as an adult? Hilarious.

29:50 - A few days ago, Jeremy was praising a movie on Twitter called "Pig" featuring Nicholas Cage - declaring it an almost-perfect film. Well he brings it up here and Dank is having none of it. Immediately calls him out and summarizes the plot in he msot hilarious way imaginable. It's very brief but it Jeremy comes off as slightly annoyed by Dank's comments by the time he gets corrected on the term "Lovecraftian Horror". Guess Jeremy didn't like the taste of his own medicine, you love to see it.

I'll come back to this later to find more, but one last thing to share. It appears Jeremy specifically timed his Twitch stream to start right as Asmongold's ended if the title suggests anything. This is absolutely hysterical because Jeremy clearly doesn't know the first clue about Twitch. Viewers typically don't seek out another person playing the exact same game as the first streamer, and anyone watching Asmongold isn't going to settle for a smaller fish like Jeremy anyway. Only way that effectively works is if Asmongold dedicated to raid him with his viewers, which didn't happen here. Just goes to show how "good friends" these two are, right?

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Cat Attack

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1:51 - As I predicted, Jeremy admits he is annoyed by his dogs and uses doggy daycare for a break... even though Heaher obviously does most of the work anyway. It's only coming up so much now because she's out of town and he can't just hide in his basement.

12:33 - Jeremy shares his very uninteresting first experiences with porn - an erotic drama series from the 90's called "Red Shoe Diaries"

14:16 - More details on Jeremy's experience with cable porn - this time with something called "The Scrambly Channel" AKA The Spice Channel. For someone so bothered by women wearing low-cut shirts on Twitch, Jeremy seems more than fine with existence of porn television channels.

16:20 - Dank explains how he is a huge hypocrite and will gaslight his daughter into not doing any of the things he did growing up (smoking, drinking, etc.). What stands out to me here is that Dank isn't saying that stuff is inherently bad by itself and no one should do it, he just doesn't want his daughter specifically to do it. I'd also be curious curious know if he would treat a son the same way or not.

21:46 - Jeremy confirms that he did, in fact, do weed growing up and his parents had to actually search search clues to find out. And he calls out ReviewTechUSA for doing it as an adult? Hilarious.

29:50 - A few days ago, Jeremy was praising a movie on Twitter called "Pig" featuring Nicholas Cage - declaring it an almost-perfect film. Well he brings it up here and Dank is having none of it. Immediately calls him out and summarizes the plot in he msot hilarious way imaginable. It's very brief but it Jeremy comes off as slightly annoyed by Dank's comments by the time he gets corrected on the term "Lovecraftian Horror". Guess Jeremy didn't like the taste of his own medicine, you love to see it.

I'll come back to this later to find more, but one last thing to share. It appears Jeremy specifically timed his Twitch stream to start right as Asmongold's ended if the title suggests anything. This is absolutely hysterical because Jeremy clearly doesn't know the first clue about Twitch. Viewers typically don't seek out another person playing the exact same game as the first streamer, and anyone watching Asmongold isn't going to settle for a smaller fish like Jeremy anyway. Only way that effectively works is if Asmongold dedicated to raid him with his viewers, which didn't happen here. Just goes to show how "good friends" these two are, right?

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Jeremy is hard on for Asmongold because he used to "react" to TheQuartering videos on his stream. Despite Jeremy crying over Twitch reaction content at one point this was ideal for him because as we've covered before the shelf life on his videos is so short it doesn't really matter if someone spoils it because it's already old news 48 hours later. So it's really just free exposure for him and I think he took that as Asmongold admiring him instead of just trying to fill dead air on his streams with low effort reaction content. He's been up Asmongold's ass in the past to interact with him and stream with him but the closest he got was Asmon "reacting" to some Hambly comments about Leafy being banned.

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No updates yet over a week later but there has been a noticeable downtick in Hambly making a complete mess of his Twitter feed starting suspiciously around sundown every night so who knows. When I saw he streamed the other day I watched the first minute of the VOD and if he was drunk he at least wasn't VISIBLY drunk which would be an improvement. Maybe if he sticks with something for once in his life he can keep this thread under 500 pages.

Also loved seeing Jeremy freak out because the Blizzard controversy was getting "too woke."
He's been milking it for a while for views but knows his audience will quickly lose interest if this controversy that started with over the top sexual harassment so extreme the STATE stepped in an sued them somehow becomes a story about women and minorities 🤔.
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He is very mad that no one is making this about the cis-white males.
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Edit: site won't let me post hotlinks for some reason.
 

You

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Just going to throw it out there that his personality makes it effectively impossible for him to give those things up. People talk about the 'addict-gene' and he's the poster boy. Weak impulse control, dangerously obese, no work ethic, a sad, pathetic existence of no real friends, a long history of being unable to give up actual, non-chemically active vices (MTG), the list goes on.

As funny as him getting drunk and pissing in his floor was, his year long rant over MTG shit, leading into him getting banned from it, to publicly and vehemently vowing he will "NEVER!" play it again, only to go crawling back within a year was even more embarrassing in my opinion. Embarrassing yourself drunk can happen. That shit though, that was done with full clarity.

Like we saw with his wife's myspace pictures, he's been a binge drinker since at least 05. He will never, ever be able to stop.
 
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Cat Attack

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Just going to throw it out there that his personality makes it effectively impossible for him to give those things up. People talk about the 'addict-gene' and he's the poster boy. Weak impulse control, no work ethic, a sad, pathetic existence of no real friends, a long history of being unable to give up actual, non-chemically active vices (MTG), the list goes on.

As embarrassingly funny as him getting drunk and pissing in his floor was, his year long rant over MTG shit, leading into him getting banned from it, to publicly and vehemently vowing he will "NEVER!" play it again, only to go crawling back within a year was even more embarrassing in my opinion. Embarrassing yourself drunk can happen. That shit though, that was done with full clarity.

Like we proved with his wife's myspace pictures, he's been a binge drinker since at least 05. He will never, ever be able to stop.
Speaking of his "work ethic" I almost forgot. People have always talked about how low effort his content is and earlier this year a little over 100 videos a month was the norm. It's no secret the anti-SJW brand is loosing steam and to stem the bleeding he has massively increased his output. Currently he has over 75 videos since last week on TheQuartering and Midwestly combined with another 6-9 videos still coming tomorrow which will easily put him over 80 videos every 2 weeks average. Even with this output he is not likely to hit the numbers he did last year. Only 5 of these videos broke 200k views which used to be a daily thing and Midwestly looks to have plateaued already. It will be interesting to see how long he keeps that going if it continues to stagnate.
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

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What the fuck does this even MEAN
"It COULD have been good, but you got WOKE!"

Naturally, he won't elaborate on the nature of "the woke", just that clearly, it is and that's why it's shit.

edit: I just watched it. I don't know who any of the characters ar eor the overall narrative, but from first glance, it appears as though the lady character works for big devil man, doesn't like whatever his plan is, and tries to turn on him. Therefore "STRONK WOMYN", and therefore WOKE!
 

Well Intentioned

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He's not wrong in saying that Blizzard fucked up, but his interpretation is completely off base and about 2-3 weeks late to the party.

Sylvanas was a major schemer/villain for the last couple of years, starting wars, burning down an important city/tree and generally doing really questionable/evil things. Warcraft devs promised it was all building to something and then that tone deaf cinematic @KillThemCrackasBabies posted came and essentially invalidated the last couple of expansions worth of content and character motivation.

She's always been stankh womyn, it's just that this is a really weird tonal shift for her character and is a result of both Blizzard being lazy (it is looking increasingly that they're going to be doing a retread of the story arc for a character from Starcraft 2) and painting themselves into a corner (because they have shitty writers.)

This is just Hambeast latching onto the Blizzard sexual harassment controversy and trying to come up with something relevant. He's probably ignorant to the fact that the fans were shitting all over this cinematic weeks ago before the sexual harassment shit broke.
 

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