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Does Heather even go in the basement? I sure as shit wouldn't. Even if it weren't covered in bodily excretions, I get depressed looking at the sheer volume of children's toys and manchild paraphernalia in Jeremy's space.

So like the Duggars then.
By the looks of Jeremy and his bed tweets they don't even sleep together, he sleeps with the dogs. LOL
 

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Oh no, the showrunner for the Witcher attacked him personally. It's not as if Jeremy was talking about sperm wars or anything before this video....
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FernandoPooTragedy

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And of course he uses the most cleavage-baring photo of her that he can find.

But glad that this man who has called women "empty egg cartons" and horses can take it as well as he dishes it out. Don't worry, Jeremy, this definitely doesn't make you look like a total snowflake.

I won't watch the video but I can almost guarantee at some point he either implies or outright states that she "can't take criticism" and "hates feedback" or is a snowflake without even the slightest bit of self awareness.

Anyways, she has officially won. Jeremy hasn't realized this yet but every time he posts one of these "X ATTACKS ME/MY FAMILY/MY WIFE/MY CHANNEL!!! Please go fight them on Twitter for me UwU." It's a white flag of surrender. It's him admitting how thin skinned he is and how he can't fight his own battles or handle the shit he starts and needs the mob to do it for him without even realizing it. He won't take the L but these videos are basically him being forced to take the L's creampie.
 

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And of course he uses the most cleavage-baring photo of her that he can find.

But glad that this man who has called women "empty egg cartons" and horses can take it as well as he dishes it out. Don't worry, Jeremy, this definitely doesn't make you look like a total snowflake.

I won't watch the video but I can almost guarantee at some point he either implies or outright states that she "can't take criticism" and "hates feedback" or is a snowflake without even the slightest bit of self awareness.

Anyways, she has officially won. Jeremy hasn't realized this yet but every time he posts one of these "X ATTACKS ME/MY FAMILY/MY WIFE/MY CHANNEL!!! Please go fight them on Twitter for me UwU." It's a white flag of surrender. It's him admitting how thin skinned he is and how he can't fight his own battles or handle the shit he starts and needs the mob to do it for him without even realizing it. He won't take the L but these videos are basically him being forced to take the L's creampie.
Don't worry, it's just him being mad that she found out about him pissing in his basement and questioning whether he is a grown man
 

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With the pizza thing, why does everyone tie it to sex? Maybe his wife went out for pizza alone just to get the fuck away from the drunk she regrettably married?

Like she flew out somewhere, got a pizza, and just sat and ate it alone. Sad dark pizza time of the soul.
 

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With the pizza thing, why does everyone tie it to sex? Maybe his wife went out for pizza alone just to get the fuck away from the drunk she regrettably married?

Like she flew out somewhere, got a pizza, and just sat and ate it alone. Sad dark pizza time of the soul.
It was matt from papa johns
 

DickMain

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With the pizza thing, why does everyone tie it to sex? Maybe his wife went out for pizza alone just to get the fuck away from the drunk she regrettably married?

Like she flew out somewhere, got a pizza, and just sat and ate it alone. Sad dark pizza time of the soul.
Because Jeremy Hambly is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 

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ok now he is Just milking it

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Don't worry, it's just him being mad that she found out about him pissing in his basement and questioning whether he is a grown man
Okay, I had assumed at the very least that she had said something else since then, but now this has just become at least 70% funnier.

Also, I can't believe Jeremy would DISRESPECT HIS WIFE by going out with another woman! And not even a fertile, virginal 20-year old that would help him perpetuate the glory of the White Race, either! An empty egg carton!

With the pizza thing, why does everyone tie it to sex? Maybe his wife went out for pizza alone just to get the fuck away from the drunk she regrettably married?

Like she flew out somewhere, got a pizza, and just sat and ate it alone. Sad dark pizza time of the soul.

Oh, we don't believe it, it's just a thread meme. In H3's content court on him, they covered Pissgate and Ethan joked Heather "cucked [Jeremy] for some pizza." Clearly meaning exactly what you just said. In response to the video, Jeremy and his gang of idiots tried to discredit Ethan and everything he said, not by actually addressing anything, but by claiming Ethan DISRESPECTED AND INSULTED HIS WIFE! (Keep in mind, btw, this was after months of Jeremy calling Ethan's wife a horse and joking about their son actually being Keemstar's) When Ethan asked them where he insulted Heather and said he'd edit those parts out, they scrambled for actual examples (because most of them didn't even watch the video and those that did decided that Ethan mentioning Heather at all was somehow an insult, but then realized that wouldn't hold up outside their little echo chamber). Finally, some Dipshit in a Majin Buu hat pretended to think that the phrase "cucked him for some pizza" was meant literally. Obviously this is about as believable as Jeremy's army of gay black dads, but Jerm's Flying Chunkies ran with it. And that couldn't go unmemed.


---Not that Heather cucking Jeremy is impossible or even unlikely. It's just now it's become synonymous with pizza as a joke.
 
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Cat Attack

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Okay, I had assumed at the very least that she had said something else since then, but now this has just become at least 70% funnier.

Also, I can't believe Jeremy would DISRESPECT HIS WIFE by going out with another woman! And not even a fertile, virginal 20-year old that would help him perpetuate the glory of the White Race, either! An empty egg carton!



Oh, we don't believe it, it's just a thread meme. In H3's content court on him, they covered Pissgate and Ethan joked Heather "cucked [Jeremy] for some pizza." Clearly meaning exactly what you just said. In response to the video, Jeremy and his gang of idiots tried to discredit Ethan and everything he said, not by actually addressing anything, but by claiming Ethan DISRESPECTED AND INSULTED HIS WIFE! (Keep in mind, btw, this was after months of Jeremy calling Ethan's wife a horse and joking about their son actually being Keemstar's) When Ethan asked them where he insulted Heather and said he'd edit those parts out, they scrambled for actual examples (because most of them didn't even watch the video and those that did decided that Ethan mentioning Heather at all was somehow an insult, but then realized that wouldn't hold up outside their little echo chamber). Finally, some Dipshit in a Majin Buu hat pretended to think that the phrase "cucked him for some pizza" was meant literally. Obviously this is about as believable as Jeremy's army of gay black dads, but Jerm's Flying Chunkies ran with it. And that couldn't go unmemed.


---Not that Heather cucking Jeremy is impossible or even unlikely. It's just now it's become synonymous with pizza as a joke.
"Cucked by a pizza" goes back farther than that. A day or two after pissgate a bunch of people were posting about it on Reddit or something and one of the comments was something like "This guy calls everyone beta cucks and he gets cucked by a pizza ROFL" and it was mentioned on here then went from there. It spread and now people say it all the time whenever he comes up. It's likely whoever did the research for the H3 video saw it either here or mentioned somewhere else and they used it because it's fucking hilarious and of course being in the H3 video caused it to spread even more.
 

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With the pizza thing, why does everyone tie it to sex? Maybe his wife went out for pizza alone just to get the fuck away from the drunk she regrettably married?

Like she flew out somewhere, got a pizza, and just sat and ate it alone. Sad dark pizza time of the soul.

"Cucked by a pizza" goes back farther than that. A day or two after pissgate a bunch of people were posting about it on Reddit or something and one of the comments was something like "This guy calls everyone beta cucks and he gets cucked by a pizza ROFL" and it was mentioned on here then went from there. It spread and now people say it all the time whenever he comes up. It's likely whoever did the research for the H3 video saw it either here or mentioned somewhere else and they used it because it's fucking hilarious and of course being in the H3 video caused it to spread even more.
Also recall he's bragged about being "allowed" to watch porn, and how the wife prefers that deal because it means she doesn't have to have sex with him.

Why he offered up that information I'll never know, but that's why the "pizza cuck" joke exists. he's talked about his wife not wanting to fuck him and often leaving him to his own devices routinely, even if it makes him upset. Ergo, pizza cucked.
 

Cat Attack

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Thank you to all three of you for explaining. I just get tired of the "cuck" shit. I know it won't, but I really wish it would die out.

Honestly, I feel bad for Ham Beast's wife. She obviously saw something of value there, and watching him degenerate must be really sad.
I can't speak for everyone else here but I only use it ironically at the kind of people who use it unironically because I think it's funny. Most of the people who use that word seriously with any regularity these days are terminally online lonely masturbators, like subject of current thread. It's not even a good insult now if it ever even was because most people realize how pathetic the average dude calling people cucks online in 2022 is. Using it on Jeremy is funny though because he's always crying about his wife verbally dressing him down, saying she lets him watch porn so she doesn't have to fuck him, flying around with other dudes in a plane he can't fit in, posting pictures of himself in the back seat of her car while she drives, and people start to wonder out loud if it's more than a joke, which is extremely amusing. What a fucking cuck.
 

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I can't speak for everyone else here but I only use it ironically at the kind of people who use it unironically because I think it's funny. Most of the people who use that word seriously with any regularity these days are terminally online lonely masturbators, like subject of current thread. It's not even a good insult now if it ever even was because most people realize how pathetic the average dude calling people cucks online in 2022 is. Using it on Jeremy is funny though because he's always crying about his wife verbally dressing him down, saying she lets him watch porn so she doesn't have to fuck him, flying around with other dudes in a plane he can't fit in, posting pictures of himself in the back seat of her car while she drives, and people start to wonder out loud if it's more than a joke, which is extremely amusing. What a fucking cuck.
I first started seeing "cuck" being used as a response to self-destructive national politics, primarily concerning immigration and political correctness. Though i generally lean more left economically and whatnot i always saw it as a perfectly viable insult towards the "i love immigrants xoxoxo" "woke" left whos primary concern was accruing brownie points and getting a diverse friend group.

Though at this point that meaning has been eroded to shit and doesnt even have a bare-minimum political connotation anymore, partially because it was over-used when not applicable. Not helped that half of the people who called everyone cucks were themselves cucks in the literal sense.
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

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I first started seeing "cuck" being used as a response to self-destructive national politics, primarily concerning immigration and political correctness. Though i generally lean more left economically and whatnot i always saw it as a perfectly viable insult towards the "i love immigrants xoxoxo" "woke" left whos primary concern was accruing brownie points and getting a diverse friend group.

Though at this point that meaning has been eroded to shit and doesnt even have a bare-minimum political connotation anymore, partially because it was over-used when not applicable. Not helped that half of the people who called everyone cucks were themselves cucks in the literal sense.
"Cuck" started on /tv/ to make fun of Louis CK in like 2014. Like everything now, it's just 4chan vernacular that metastasizes into the larger culture. There was no "proper" or original usage of it outside of "retard that pisses me off".
 

FernandoPooTragedy

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"Cuck" started on /tv/ to make fun of Louis CK in like 2014. Like everything now, it's just 4chan vernacular that metastasizes into the larger culture. There was no "proper" or original usage of it outside of "retard that pisses me off".
Well, TBF, there was the classic version "cuckold" before that. But more or less. But Jeremy is the OG Pizza cuck.