Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[chadmuska]

there wasn't even a few seconds of hilarious trannyvoice

That's because he never had one to begin with. He's kept the same """"manly""" voice since he came out. Again, more reasons as to why his trans-sexuality is probably a fraud

 

[The Great Chandler]

I think he only "came out" transgender just for mere sympathy.

 

[Typhoid Mary]

This guy writes fan-fiction about MLP characters being pedophiliac dickgirls!? Holy shit. Another grand ol' addition to the transgender community.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck this going tranny and doing sweet fuck-all to even appear female shit.

Like it wasn't bad enough just to be a brony. Had to be a jabroni too.

 

[Mark]

Fuck this going tranny and doing sweet fuck-all to even appear female shit.

Like it wasn't bad enough just to be a brony. Had to be a jabroni too.

Jabroni? The hell is that!?

 

[Treblinkachu]

Jabroni? The hell is that!?

Basically a guy who is so shitty he makes the rest of the guys in his group look less shitty by comparison no matter how shitty they all are. It's like a visual illusion, kinda.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Basically a guy who is so shitty he makes the rest of the guys in his group look less shitty by comparison no matter how shitty they all are. It's like a visual illusion, kinda.

I guess most brony folk do hate him from what I recall. I wonder if he ever found that ED page /cow/ sort of made for him. The whole idea was not to tell him and let him find out on his own, but I guess he either doesn't care (surprisingly) or doesn't google himself (even more surprising!).

 

[chadmuska]

I guess most brony folk do hate him from what I recall. I wonder if he ever found that ED page /cow/ sort of made for him. The whole idea was not to tell him and let him find out on his own, but I guess he either doesn't care (surprisingly) or doesn't google himself (even more surprising!).

It's the latter, most likely. Derpibooru was a oneoff, his massive ego is thankfully contained to just youtube and tumblr.

There's stuff on the ED I don't think he would want anyone seeing about him, so you would've quickly known if he has actually seen it with him lying out of his ass or whining about "cranks" or "jagoffs".

 

[WW 635]

Tf did I just watch?

Ugh! And he's raising money for this horrible garbage?

https://www.patreon.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

 

[Mark]

Tf did I just watch?

Ugh! And he's raising money for this horrible garbage?

https://www.patreon.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

Is he milking by doing a video on the trailer?

 

[c-no]

Is he milking by doing a video on the trailer?

The answer is an obvious yes. Remember, this is a guy whose trying to be an analyst for a kids show. And he could no doubt try to milk some Youtube money by trying to make these sort of videos.

 

[chadmuska]

So according to Jerry, the only reason people liked the dark knight was because of Heath Ledgers comedy, because it's otherwise an "edgy 2 hour disturbed music video", and not because of the stunt choreography or the (admittedly solid-snake aging) visuals or the performances of the other actors.

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/lily-peet/141558313465
https://archive.md/e3pX6

But remember, it's okay when lucas does it and makes Anakin an edgy Full Metal Alchemist OC who murders 8 year olds.

 

[Mark]

So according to Jerry, the only reason people liked the dark knight was because of Heath Ledgers comedy, because it's otherwise an "edgy 2 hour disturbed music video", and not because of the stunt choreography or the (admittedly solid-snake aging) visuals or the performances of the other actors.

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/lily-peet/141558313465
https://archive.md/e3pX6

But remember, it's okay when lucas does it and makes Anakin an edgy Full Metal Alchemist OC who murders 8 year olds.

So he likes edgey shit? Then give him shadow the hedgehog

 

[chadmuska]

Here's jerry whining about R rated comic book movies:

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/lily-peet/141693590655
https://archive.md/dP9sQ

Spoiler: Stupidity

Well first of all there’s only been about three that weren’t already grim’n’gritty comic books to begin with.
Secondly, speaking of said comics, they tend to come from the Frank Miller school of writing that everything has to be this depressing slog that tries to sound smarter than it or it’s writer have ever been (V for Vendetta, Watchmen, ect).
Thirdly, the ones that don’t go completely miserable in tone (Kick Ass, Deadpool) only get their R-Ratings by hyper-inflating the gore, sex and coarse language, because apparently something can be adults only if you say “Fuck” a hundred times.
Fourth, and this ties into the above, these tropes are trotted out by lazy writers in the first place. People who believe that “Mature” means to be either unbearably cynical or to hyper-inflate juvenile material. And nine times out of ten the writers who pull these stunts can’t write a decent story to begin with.
Fifth, the average Pixar or Captain America movie is more intellectually mature than these lifeless husks could ever hope to be.
Fact: There is currently no Marvel or DC Superhero that absolutely NEEDS their film to be Rated “R”. If any Marvel or DC Superhero movie comes out with an R-Rating, then that means it’s content has either overdone it on sex and violence, or the writer has been listening to “CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN” during the entire production.

 

[Abethedemon]

Fun fact: Jerry/Lily loves Michael Bay films and Family Guy, but can't stand South Park.

 

[chimpburgers]

Fun fact: Jerry/Lily loves Michael Bay films and Family Guy, but can't stand South Park.

What's his reasoning for hating South Park? Is the humor too smart for him? With a mind like Peet's, Family Guy random access humor is more of something his tiny mind can hardly understand.

 

[Abethedemon]

What's his reasoning for hating South Park? Is the humor too smart for him? With a mind like Peet's, Family Guy random access humor is more of something his tiny mind can hardly understand.

This is the video where he gives the reasons.

 

[chimpburgers]

This is the video where he gives the reasons.

Fuck this cocky asshole. I tried watching a 1 minute and 22 seconds of this horseshit and he arrogantly claims that he "grew up" from South Park.

 

[chadmuska]

He also did a video where he complained about horse news reporting on the fact a few transgender people got butthurt over a character being in drag both for comedic effect AND as a plot point.

What did it accomplish? Well, it backfired pretty hilariously and now Jerry's 4chan boogeyman has taken an interest to his bullshit (which is pretty ironic considering there's an entire portion of that video dedicated to mocking HN for "fabricating boogeymen")

On an unrelated note: There was also this in a video jerry did recently, and, Well...

I don't know what the fuck I'm meant to say about it other than "what should I expect from an authoritarian?"

Edit: might as well merge.

New "In a minute video". The only noteworthy thing is that he broke his "no gamergate jokes" rule again.

In case you're also wondering why he's ripping of MST3K, it's because by using silhouettes to cut out part of the video, hasbro theoritically wouldn't be able to autoID it anymore. It didn't really work, because now they're using manual ID to take his videos down.

 

[chadmuska]

So apparently Jerry is getting engaged with his girlfriend, lizzy

Yeah, the only way this is ending is in tears: he could barely go 5 minutes without trying to murder his fake girlfriend Tara Callie.

He's also inexplicably patting himself on the back for turning his fake son into a strawman in his videos.

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/lily-peet/141859627570
https://archive.md/KdFtC