Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

ExceptionallyExceptional

Autism Incarnate
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I love how the dipshit says that people can't tell you why they loved Teen Titans or Powerpuff Girls.
Except we CAN Jerry.

I loved Team Titans not just because I was a kid who loved action and Teen Titans had action. It also had a lot of very good stories that often tried to teach you a moral. It also had really really good characters. I always especially loved Starfire. She was such a fish out of water, knew nothing about our planet to the point where she thought the Fourth of July was a war, and continually fudges even the simplest and most common of phrases due to her alien culture.
Powerpuff Girls was just plain fun! It was an insane juxtaposition between the adorability of the main characters and how utterly psychotically violent they were. Plus the show was funny as fuck and incredibly self-aware (Unlike Jerry).

I get this feeling that Jerry thinks nobody can tell him why they liked these shows because he's either never taken the time to ask, or he has asked and then completely ignored the person when they gave him an answer.
 

Son Goku Baku

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To be a person whose only "job" is to talk about cartoons, Lily is remarkably ignorant at all of how the cartoon industry and the cartoon audiences work. I don't even mean like doing some hardcore research and read piles of books. In youtube alone there are plenty of video essays talking precisely of why they liked both those shows with varying lenghts. Maybe if Lily wasn't such a narcissistic idiot who has to ostracize herself from every community she is in order to feel superior to all of them, she would have noticed any of it.

It's like everything she does is always halfassed and lazy. I can't think of a single thing that she ever put some real effort into, except maybe shittalk people that don't care about her anymore and manipulate people who don't want her into giving her sexual pleasure. Maybe have the double personality of a pedophile that rapes girls for revenge but even that could have been done better.

What a petty, stupid woman that is when you come down to it.
 
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Alright so this doesn't have anything to do with Lily, but it's right up her alley. So much so that she reposted it.
So this random artist who works on Steven Universe is Jontron's ex-girlfriend, and is also following Shadman. She also like the H3H3 video where Ethan said pewdiepie wasn't racist oooh noo.
So that's fucked but that's also her private life. None of that translates into Steven Universe in the slightest. It's such stupid commentary to say that a random crew member liking these things means the show is garbage now. ffs.

Also I notice a lot of artists (this one, Oney, SpazKid) are actually pretty ambivalent or pretty friendly when it comes to Shad. I wonder if they choose to ignore the weird things about him or if it's some kind of solidarity.
 
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Son Goku Baku

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A person who used to date years ago someone that is considered white supremacist on left circles is bad because they follow a channel whose major claim to fame is deradicalize alt-righters and A channel from a guy who defends memes. All of this is supose to mean that the show about lesbian rocks from the space is racist.

I can't believe I managed to type out so many stupid things in one go.

It's most likely solidarity than any real endorsement of the fuck up stuff Shad is into. They are artists who see another artist being bashed, most usually base only on his art than any of the unrelated thing with it, so they naturally feel inclined to support them. I doubt they even know the creepiest things because not many people do, not even people who do hate Shad only because of his art.
 
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Private Pyle

I am...in a world...of shit.
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Alright so this doesn't have anything to do with Lily, but it's right up her alley. So much so that she reposted it.
So this random artist who works on Steven Universe is Jontron's ex-girlfriend, and is also following Shadman. She also like the H3H3 video where Ethan said pewdiepie wasn't racist oooh noo.
So that's fucked but that's also her private life. None of that translates into Steven Universe in the slightest. It's such stupid commentary to say that a random crew member liking these things means the show is garbage now. ffs.

Also I notice a lot of artists (this one, Oney, SpazKid) are actually pretty ambivalent or pretty friendly when it comes to Shad. I wonder if they choose to ignore the weird things about him or if it's some kind of solidarity.
Oh fuck I remember this person. They were really active in the SU Crit circle and are basically one of the last active SU Critical blogs on tumblr. As you can tell, they’ve dedicated their existence to finding anything problematic in the gayest CN show, in the name of feminism and race relations...so basically a black, cis Lily.
There just might be enough insanity on their blog to warrant a thread.
 

Lurkio

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Oh fuck I remember this person. They were really active in the SU Crit circle and are basically one of the last active SU Critical blogs on tumblr. As you can tell, they’ve dedicated their existence to finding anything problematic in the gayest CN show, in the name of feminism and race relations...so basically a black, cis Lily.
There just might be enough insanity on their blog to warrant a thread.
I never got that, "Steven Universe Critical". You're going to critically review a cartoon aimed at...children.

Now don't get me wrong, almost everything should be subject to some level critical review, but to spend your time picking apart every little aspect of the show just seems nuts, not only that, but acting snooty because you critically review a cartoon is just...I can't even describe it.

Hell, even Lily had the decency to do a single video on SU and drop it after that, even if he resigned to bitching about Rebecca Sugar on Tumblr afterwards, and I think that's more towards him being addicted to Tumblr blogging over anything else (which is still an issue, but not the point here). But...just imagine spending hours upon hours of your free time complaining about a children show...I mean, yeah, we probably spend more time then we should talking about stupid people over the internet, but we don't pretend that makes us enlightened or some shit. We know it makes us Autistic, and we embrace it, and more importantly, we get a good laugh out of it. These people get legitimately angry over a f'n cartoon, and as someone who has enjoyed SU casually since in aired, I'll admit it disappointed me at times, but never so much that I'd dedicate more then 15 minutes bitching about it.

But back to the point, unless your someone like "The Roundtable" who actually makes money sperging about cartoons, you shouldn't act like having a critical view of a cartoon makes you "enlightened" or anything like that. I'm not sure who said it, but I think the saying rings true; "Criticizing stuff is easy, making it is hard".
 
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emmens

What is this? What is that? WHY?
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People are so eager to find the smallest bit of “problematic” history and completely ruin a person’s life just because said person makes something they don’t like. Fucking hell...
Welcome to the internet. May I offer you some clickbait? show you some strange porn based off that one episode of your favorite kids show that made you feel weird?
As much as I hate to say it's normal. It's..pretty normal, I mean consider the website we're on
 

leftfoot

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Oh fuck I remember this person. They were really active in the SU Crit circle and are basically one of the last active SU Critical blogs on tumblr. As you can tell, they’ve dedicated their existence to finding anything problematic in the gayest CN show, in the name of feminism and race relations...so basically a black, cis Lily.
There just might be enough insanity on their blog to warrant a thread.
That person absolutely hates Lily. People love to @ her on their posts and they get so pissed every time.
 

Private Pyle

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Would you look at that; they’re even the first result on the first page.
People are so eager to find the smallest bit of “problematic” history and completely ruin a person’s life just because said person makes something they don’t like. Fucking hell...
And when failing that, they’ll exaggerate the truth or outright lie to pin something on a “problematic” person.
Yet we’re supposed to side with these kinds of people.
 

leftfoot

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Would you look at that; they’re even the first result on the first page.

And when failing that, they’ll exaggerate the truth or outright lie to pin something on a “problematic” person.
Yet we’re supposed to side with these kinds of people.
I think people forgot that they're allowed to just dislike something. Like it doesnt need to be the most problematic thing in existence you can just not like it.

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I'm terrible at keeping up do all Pokemon in this world talk?
 
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Ben Laden

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I'm terrible at keeping up do all Pokemon in this world talk?
Maybe Lily is like N and she is just super special and can talk to pokemon. I mean, Mikaila apparently can't understand Gardevoir, and she's supposed to be telepathic so...

The more likely answer is that it just made doing cute shit easier because Lily is obsessed with dialogue, and the prospect of writing characters who cannot speak or communicate frightens her. You're not supposed to think about it, look at Butterfree! she's happy! D'aaaaw!
 

Athena Wild

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I think it's some bullshit with the psychic bond? But yeah, I agree. It's most likely because Jerry is so obsessed with telling instead of showing. Plus, if they couldn't talk, the comic would be more dependent on the art. And we all know how that would work out.
 

Son Goku Baku

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I think people forgot that they're allowed to just dislike something. Like it doesnt need to be the most problematic thing in existence you can just not like it.

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I'm terrible at keeping up do all Pokemon in this world talk?
Who the fuck still owns a VHS?
Is Lily now too good for common DVD players or something?
Didn't realize she was that type of hipster.
 
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emmens

What is this? What is that? WHY?
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I'm terrible at keeping up do all Pokemon in this world talk?
based entirely on inference because I can't really be totally sure myself, it has something to do with the psychic bond stuff, which is a separate thing from the mating bond. I've spent more more time researching this shit than I should. but yeah apparently a side effect of that shit means she just knows what pokemon are saying. I mean it's more or less the most benign thing in the comic

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if you didn't think this Light Side Sith wasn't already enough of an Author Insert. Here's the protagonist of the star wars rewrite fanfiction telling Ben Solo's blood family he's a lost cause.
 
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if you didn't think this Light Side Sith wasn't already enough of an Author Insert. Here's the protagonist of the star wars rewrite fanfiction telling Ben Solo's blood family he's a lost cause.
Naturally. This is Lily we're talking about, after all.
In her mind, family isn't to be cared or fought for, it's to be cast out and shunned the moment it becomes inconvenient.
And while there's definitely truth to the idea that sometimes you gotta know when to call it quits with a family member who won't change for the better, this is Star Wars we're talking about. It's a story of Good triumphing over Evil, of Love overcoming Hate.
If Luke had given up on Vader, then Palpatine would've won, in one way or the other.
Lily just hates her own family too much to understand the optimistic setting she's working with here.
 

SubarashiiRage

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based entirely on inference because I can't really be totally sure myself, it has something to do with the psychic bond stuff, which is a separate thing from the mating bond. I've spent more more time researching this shit than I should. but yeah apparently a side effect of that shit means she just knows what pokemon are saying. I mean it's more or less the most benign thing in the comic

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if you didn't think this Light Side Sith wasn't already enough of an Author Insert. Here's the protagonist of the star wars rewrite fanfiction telling Ben Solo's blood family he's a lost cause.
Ben comes back to light in the end, so Lily is factually wrong to say that he is a lost cause
and even more who is Aliana to say this in the context of the story being that she just saw Kylo recently I believe,
Then tell me that some stranger will give an opinion on the family of others. if it wasn't bad enough Rey told Luke not to give up on Ben (and Luke give up on him after saving Vader) and she only saw him for a few hours

but being Lily your oc will end up decapitating Kylo in the end and being cheered by his family
another trace of Mary sue, always right and giving lessons to the original characters who are now incompetent
 

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