Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

ShiftyBoi

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Maybe she's referring to that one time when a fan sent her a Switch?
Someone had to give that guy the address necessary to do that.
That's what I assume yeah.
It annoys me that instead of disavowing whoever did it she just continues to casually insult her audience. Even if they weren't involved.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if we get another "anonymous" ask from someone claiming they were defending Lily's honor or some shit

You know she'd have my respect if she tossed Kamen some change for the money he lost on that stream.
 

Prophetic Spirit

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Bruh, this is the best answering i saw so far in this pathetic drama.
I can't describe this. It's the heaven of hypocrisy and i don't defend neither sides.
PD: Lmao, she turn off anon comments again, not with a specific answer this day. I wonder what happened this time.
 
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Bruh, this is the best answering i saw so far in this pathetic drama.
I can't describe this. It's the heaven of hypocrisy and i don't defend neither sides.
PD: Lmao, she turn off anon comments again, not with a specific answer this day. I wonder what happened this time.
Hooooly fucking shit. "I know people who played those games before, therefore I am an authority on spoilers in stories."
What kind of fucking lo- right, Lily Orchard, there is no logic.

Also, that's fucking rich. It's really damn obvious that Lily hasn't read a goddamn thing outside of mandatory reading in Jr./High School (though even that I'm skeptical of, wouldn't put it past her to have just read the sparknotes so she could pass off like she actually read them). Her writing is incredibly stilted, her vocabulary is miniscule, and she's incapable of doing anything but bad dialogue and incredibly dull "exposition".

Like, World of Warcraft recently released a short story to tie into the next expansion launching, and holy shit, it's not great, but in comparison to Lily's writing it's a masterpiece. There's just so much more character and flavor in that story, you get a sense for how the characters think and feel without having to be explicitly told as such.

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This response is incredibly telling. Subtext and subtlety is for bad writers/writing, the good shit is where you explicitly tell your viewer everything. Tell, don't show. Never, ever have anything up to interpretation, always explain things in as plain a way as possible.

Her life must be incredibly dull. Her writing is dull, her interests are dull, and she's just completely dull.
Go write your shitty lesbian "romance" that only you enjoy and stop bragging as if it's the best thing ever written.
 

Typical Anime Trap

the dress stays ON during sex
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Bruh, this is the best answering i saw so far in this pathetic drama.
I can't describe this. It's the heaven of hypocrisy and i don't defend neither sides.
PD: Lmao, she turn off anon comments again, not with a specific answer this day. I wonder what happened this time.
I love how she assumes that if you like the game enough to replay it it somehow invalidates the twist? Because it doesn't, when you replay the game already knowing the twist you can look for things you missed out the first time because usually there's a lot of content that will fly over your head the first time you go through it. Then again Lilys work is never that littered with shit you might miss the first go because apparently people are stupid and need to be spoon fed petty girl drama thats worse than the cat fights between 2 15 year old girls who like the same boy.

I'm just gonna jump around a lot and make loosely connecting points because its been a while since I've done a rant and I just smoked a fat blunt so I feel like now is a good time to ramble:

Lily doesn't need to worry about spoilers because she's so braindead and bad at writing that whatever she writes is extremely obvious to a point where you have to stop and go "wait did she actually just do that??". She's a 30 year old woman who writes like a 13 year old boy who just discovered softcore lesbian porn. There's no nuance, nothing good, nothing entertaining. It's always the same "two indestructible lesbians, haha take that straighties!!".

She thinks she makes people so mad with her writing too (or worse she thinks it makes people cry because its supposed to be that emotional) but in reality its just a boring slog that half the people on this thread only look at when there's literally nothing else . Her ego is infuriatingly huge for such an awful writer. Don't get me wrong I don't know shit about writing but when I have to take 5 breaks in-between reading 1 chapter of a story, you're a bad writer.

Artists do this thing where they get a bit of tunnel vision. I don't know if it actually has a name or anything but I call it '"pride vision/pride block". It's essentially when an artist is of a low skill level and they finish something they're extremely proud of. After they finish to them it looks like the most perfect thing ever and that no one could do better. As a personal example, I once finished a walk cycle animation and I was so proud of it that I held it on a pedestal of being one of my best works up until 5ish years ago, after I stopped drawing in that style. Slowly all the flaws started to become apparent, the framerate was too slow, the walking was janky, the coloring was bad, and just generally it wasn't good. Until the artist grows out of that style and learns to advance they will never see that work as bad because they are still in the same spot as when they first created it skill wise. I believe this is how it is for Lily and her writing.

All of Lilys writing is the same which is what makes it apparent to me. She essentially has a writers version of same face syndrome. Where everything is the same just colored differently and never breaking out of a comfort zone. All of her biggest works right now can be summed up in the line "what if there were power-lesbians in WoW/Pokemon/star wars" All of the pairings are the same, all the base characteristics are the same, everything's the same. The worst part is that almost everything she writes is out of spite, not out of a pure passion for what she's writing or the characters shes making. She watched something she liked and then said "its mine now but because its mine its better" and completely ignores what made the originals so good.

The post she made the other day about "well outside the movies the sith arent bad!!!" especially got me going and I didn't say it at the time because I was busy but I think Lily contradicted herself again by saying that. She was ragging on SU/LoK for needing to go out of your way to see the extra material because it wasn't in the source material. She also said that if a writer does that then theyre a shitty writer/a coward or whatever. But then she turns around and does the same thing like the little hypocrite she is. If it isnt in the main 9 movies in the star wars franchise then it shouldn't matter, but it does because the movies (the source material) paint the sith like literal Nazis and Lily cant be just OK with that because one of her biggest stinks about SU was the exact same thing.

Anyway I'm going to stop here because I fear I'm making less and less sense as I go on but basically I'm bored and have nothing better to do because she's been answering asks less so that was my little tangent about her I guess.
 

TheAmbiguousLurker

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I love how she assumes that if you like the game enough to replay it it somehow invalidates the twist? Because it doesn't, when you replay the game already knowing the twist you can look for things you missed out the first time because usually there's a lot of content that will fly over your head the first time you go through it. Then again Lilys work is never that littered with shit you might miss the first go because apparently people are stupid and need to be spoon fed petty girl drama thats worse than the cat fights between 2 15 year old girls who like the same boy.

I'm just gonna jump around a lot and make loosely connecting points because its been a while since I've done a rant and I just smoked a fat blunt so I feel like now is a good time to ramble:

Lily doesn't need to worry about spoilers because she's so braindead and bad at writing that whatever she writes is extremely obvious to a point where you have to stop and go "wait did she actually just do that??". She's a 30 year old woman who writes like a 13 year old boy who just discovered softcore lesbian porn. There's no nuance, nothing good, nothing entertaining. It's always the same "two indestructible lesbians, haha take that straighties!!".

She thinks she makes people so mad with her writing too (or worse she thinks it makes people cry because its supposed to be that emotional) but in reality its just a boring slog that half the people on this thread only look at when there's literally nothing else . Her ego is infuriatingly huge for such an awful writer. Don't get me wrong I don't know shit about writing but when I have to take 5 breaks in-between reading 1 chapter of a story, you're a bad writer.

Artists do this thing where they get a bit of tunnel vision. I don't know if it actually has a name or anything but I call it '"pride vision/pride block". It's essentially when an artist is of a low skill level and they finish something they're extremely proud of. After they finish to them it looks like the most perfect thing ever and that no one could do better. As a personal example, I once finished a walk cycle animation and I was so proud of it that I held it on a pedestal of being one of my best works up until 5ish years ago, after I stopped drawing in that style. Slowly all the flaws started to become apparent, the framerate was too slow, the walking was janky, the coloring was bad, and just generally it wasn't good. Until the artist grows out of that style and learns to advance they will never see that work as bad because they are still in the same spot as when they first created it skill wise. I believe this is how it is for Lily and her writing.

All of Lilys writing is the same which is what makes it apparent to me. She essentially has a writers version of same face syndrome. Where everything is the same just colored differently and never breaking out of a comfort zone. All of her biggest works right now can be summed up in the line "what if there were power-lesbians in WoW/Pokemon/star wars" All of the pairings are the same, all the base characteristics are the same, everything's the same. The worst part is that almost everything she writes is out of spite, not out of a pure passion for what she's writing or the characters shes making. She watched something she liked and then said "its mine now but because its mine its better" and completely ignores what made the originals so good.

The post she made the other day about "well outside the movies the sith arent bad!!!" especially got me going and I didn't say it at the time because I was busy but I think Lily contradicted herself again by saying that. She was ragging on SU/LoK for needing to go out of your way to see the extra material because it wasn't in the source material. She also said that if a writer does that then theyre a shitty writer/a coward or whatever. But then she turns around and does the same thing like the little hypocrite she is. If it isnt in the main 9 movies in the star wars franchise then it shouldn't matter, but it does because the movies (the source material) paint the sith like literal Nazis and Lily cant be just OK with that because one of her biggest stinks about SU was the exact same thing.

Anyway I'm going to stop here because I fear I'm making less and less sense as I go on but basically I'm bored and have nothing better to do because she's been answering asks less so that was my little tangent about her I guess.
Yeah, despite Lilly wanting to show that the Sith aren't bad, just the First Order, the story never actually does anything to show this. Why shouldn't the audience think the Sith are bad? Because one family out of millions was a bit better? We never have Lilly's self-insert explaining sith teachings and how they could maybe be interpreted differently, we just have her saying that the bad guys aren't true sith because... Reasons? They follow the sith code, they bare sith aesthetics, they use sith teachings and techniques. But Lilly just writes them off as dark jedi despite not using anything that resembles jedi teachings. They're just weak. Why should this one person get to decide what the Sith are? Because she's strong? Because she named her fleet of non-force sensitive criminals the sith fleet? Does that mean the jedi shouldn't be judged by their past since Luke can just say 'I'm the only one left' and denounce all the bad moments? Why purposly take the sith mantle and none of the baggage when you could just make your own fucking religion?
 

Falia2000

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Sadly I think some might try to connect it to Lily if only for the very strange notion it happened to Kamen, someone she doesn't like, who was doing a stream making fun of her writing tips. Lily is a vindictive moron, but she's also not stupid enough to do something so brazen as to possibly tie herself to a doxxing harassment attempt. For Lily I think the best move would to either be silent or wait to denounce the action when someone brings it to her attention in an ask or something because an instant claim of denial even when Kamen himself isn't pointing the finger publicly will look sus.
I get you. The doxxing may not really mean anything other than it was coincidental it was on a stream about Lily. Still, it still worried me a lot and I thought it was worth recording on here just in case.

Also, while I've lurked around here for a while, I'm still new to figuring out how to post. Any tips would be great.
 
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Yeah, despite Lilly wanting to show that the Sith aren't bad, just the First Order, the story never actually does anything to show this. Why shouldn't the audience think the Sith are bad? Because one family out of millions was a bit better? We never have Lilly's self-insert explaining sith teachings and how they could maybe be interpreted differently, we just have her saying that the bad guys aren't true sith because... Reasons? They follow the sith code, they bare sith aesthetics, they use sith teachings and techniques. But Lilly just writes them off as dark jedi despite not using anything that resembles jedi teachings. They're just weak. Why should this one person get to decide what the Sith are? Because she's strong? Because she named her fleet of non-force sensitive criminals the sith fleet? Does that mean the jedi shouldn't be judged by their past since Luke can just say 'I'm the only one left' and denounce all the bad moments? Why purposly take the sith mantle and none of the baggage when you could just make your own fucking religion?
It's like a dude adopting the title of Nazi, but when everyone gives him disgusted looks he throws a shitfit about he's different, he has different ideals and methods and is soooooooooo much better than the actual Nazis.

Then why the fuck are you calling yourself a Nazi??? Because it's cool and you like the aesthetic? Grow the fuck up.

And yeah, Typical Anime Trap has a great point about Lily's hypocrisy when it comes to outside media. Everything is fucking "Rules For Thee, But Not For Me" with her. As long as it supports her arguments anything and everything is fair game.
 

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"It can't have been my supporters, they only care about doxxing me!"
Heh. I actually like that post, Jerry's aware enough to say that his fans are total fucking speds who constantly embarrass themselves, even the few times they've come here. I don't think they have the brainpower to actually dox someone.

Plus, Jerry, you've practically doxxed yourself because you've revealed that you live in Halifax, NS. It's not exactly a secret, I think anyone in his fanbase knows this. Lol

I get you. The doxxing may not really mean anything other than it was coincidental it was on a stream about Lily. Still, it still worried me a lot and I thought it was worth recording on here just in case.

Also, while I've lurked around here for a while, I'm still new to figuring out how to post. Any tips would be great.
For starters pick a better house
 

thebananaonion

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replay/read/watch-ability is something most media should strive for tbh.
The best thing about many games is is it possible to replay it/if yes will it be enjoyable?

Hell why do you think speedrunning is a thing? Sonic the hedgehog was a thing because the creator tried beating the og Mario as fast as possible and thought 'maybe this but as its own game?'

and mystery novels are the best for re-reading as sure, you may know the twist, but because you know it you now notice litle things you missed the first time around-taking into consideration of the book is well written to begin with- same can be applied for mystery games/ movies/tv etc.


Ruining the ending makes it so people arent interested in the thing to begin with (other than a few isolated incidences cuz were all different). but if you hook them at the begining, and they loved the thing, theyre more likely to interact with it again cuz people like familiarity.

How the fuck can lily call herself a writer yet this is how she reacts to basic writing ideas 101.... seriously glad she was laughed off of twitter.
 

starborn427614

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replay/read/watch-ability is something most media should strive for tbh.
The best thing about many games is is it possible to replay it/if yes will it be enjoyable?

Hell why do you think speedrunning is a thing? Sonic the hedgehog was a thing because the creator tried beating the og Mario as fast as possible and thought 'maybe this but as its own game?'

and mystery novels are the best for re-reading as sure, you may know the twist, but because you know it you now notice litle things you missed the first time around-taking into consideration of the book is well written to begin with- same can be applied for mystery games/ movies/tv etc.


Ruining the ending makes it so people arent interested in the thing to begin with (other than a few isolated incidences cuz were all different). but if you hook them at the begining, and they loved the thing, theyre more likely to interact with it again cuz people like familiarity.

How the fuck can lily call herself a writer yet this is how she reacts to basic writing ideas 101.... seriously glad she was laughed off of twitter.
There's no point trying to understand Lily's logic here, she's still stuck in the teenage cynicism part of her life where everything is automatically bad if she doesn't like it. The fact she thinks people are "addicted" because they want to tune in to see how their favourite characters get out of cliffhangers should tell you everything you need to know about how she views media.
 

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I don't understand how he still has fans when he shows open contempt for them at any given opportunity.
Bullies attract people who mistakenly think their brash, arrogant manner is courage. They flock to them as some sort of protection or out of some misguided sense of admiration and are willing to put up with anything so long as they get to stay in the inner circle.
 

The Iconoclast

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I don't understand how he still has fans when he shows open contempt for them at any given opportunity.
My theory is that they understand the "struggles" that Jerry goes through and constantly make excuses for him because he "goes through a lot" and perhaps that he has a softer side under his rough exterior.

You know, justifications used by abuse victims.

Or maybe they're just plain masochistic.

Either way, they need to grow a fucking spine and get some self-respect. Creators have lost their livelihoods for saying far less than what Jerry's said about his fans.
 

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okay hold on.
In no particular order
  • Shocked the shit out of her and called it a "warning shot"
  • is pretty much the reason her brother is dead.
  • is indirectly/directly responsible for people not having faith in Leia's ability as a leader because Leia is the only one who thinks "hey maybe it's not a good idea for us to house a Sith Lorder as an ally"
  • Is directly responsible for the high command stripping Leia of her power as a member of high command in the resistance.
I could have included "has made the prospect of trying to bring her son back from the dark side" but I decided against it because this was never an option in this shitfest of a story. or the whole "has done nothing to prove she isn't like every other sith lord" but then that would be trying to approach shit from a logical perspective.

Meanwhile the only thing Leia has effectively gotten away with is made Aliana cry because she was mean.
 
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okay hold on.
In no particular order
  • Shocked the shit out of her and called it a "warning shot"
  • is pretty much the reason her brother is dead.
  • is indirectly/directly responsible for people not having faith in Leia's ability as a leader because Leia is the only one who thinks "hey maybe it's not a good idea for us to house a Sith Lorder as an ally"
  • Is directly responsible for the high command stripping Leia of her power as a member of high command in the resistance.
I could have included "has made the prospect of trying to bring her son back from the dark side" but I decided against it because this was never an option in this shitfest of a story. or the whole "has done nothing to prove she isn't like every other sith lord" but then that would be trying to approach shit from a logical perspective.

Meanwhile the only thing Leia has effectively gotten away with is made Aliana cry because she was mean.
And thus Leia has succumbed to the final stage of Black Hole Sue Syndrome, with her very memory rewriting itself to suit the needs of the Sue.
 

ShiftyBoi

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okay hold on.
In no particular order
  • Shocked the shit out of her and called it a "warning shot"
  • is pretty much the reason her brother is dead.
  • is indirectly/directly responsible for people not having faith in Leia's ability as a leader because Leia is the only one who thinks "hey maybe it's not a good idea for us to house a Sith Lorder as an ally"
  • Is directly responsible for the high command stripping Leia of her power as a member of high command in the resistance.
I could have included "has made the prospect of trying to bring her son back from the dark side" but I decided against it because this was never an option in this shitfest of a story. or the whole "has done nothing to prove she isn't like every other sith lord" but then that would be trying to approach shit from a logical perspective.

Meanwhile the only thing Leia has effectively gotten away with is made Aliana cry because she was mean.
Speaking of Sith
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Honestly I'm fine with there being good or pragmatic sith in the books and video games or whatever, but at some point you have to admit that the First Order is pretty much a Sith regime. Just like every other time the Sith made a regime.
That's the Sith's fucking endgame. Kylo Ren is a Sith. The only reason Aliana isn't doing the exact same thing is because she doesn't feel like it.
 

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