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Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2016.

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  1. True to all this but I also think she might have had a chance to rise above her past and her parents were it not recorded forever and ever online. Lots of trashy girls managed to move on from shitty families and abortions before Google.
     
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  2. On Instagram she is claiming she has 'a lot of physical illnesses' that make it hard for her to get around except for doctors appointments. Probably a lot of stuff that you can't diagnose, whose symptoms match up exactly with what is written on Web MD.

    Without the internet she would still be a train wreck of a human being. The internet may have helped facilitate her particular underage trysts and shenanigans, but it she was going to be up to some destructive shit regardless. She still would have been hooking up at 11, just maybe not with some emo/scene musician. If anything the internet notoriety gave her the best possible chance she could have had, since it got her away from her parents, even if a little too late. Without the attention from the webcam meltdowns she would have stayed at home, kept acting out for attention, started doing the stuff her parents were doing, and probably had at least one of those babies just so she'd have something that loved her.
     
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  3. Her and I were actually kinda sorta YouTube pals back in the day, when she was Kerligirl13. We were about the same age at the time and looking back, it all seemed so innocent. I never thought she would go this far off the deep end.
     
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  4. If there was no internet, Jessi would have gotten knocked by a roadie for Blood on the Dance Floor instead of the lead singer, kept the resulting baby (and called it Dahvie Vanity), then ended up in prison years later for pulling a Casey Anthony on the kid.
     
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  5. I wouldn't blame the Internet for her antics. Even her videos before she was discovered showed off her trashy personality. Look at how she acted with her friends. I remember she made a vlog with her friend about going to the pool and she was all like "TITTY SHOT BITCHES!!!" and pointed the camera to her titties.
     
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  6. So basically she's a train wreck that ended in an implosion? Ain't life grand.
     
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  7. You know those sci-fi movies or TV episodes where time travel is used to prevent a tragedy, and no matter how many times the protagonists try, the tragedy happens anyway, just at a different place or in a different manner?

    Jessi Slaughter is like that. All the Quantum Leaping in the world isn't going to divert that 12 car pileup.
     
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  8. The cars may have tumbled and crashed and landed differently, but the train was going to derail no matter what happened.
     
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  9. Jessi reminds me of this Hail Satan Network skit on Mr. Show where they celebrate a child in a wheelchair solely because he is lazy, therefore exemplifying the sin of sloth.
     
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  10. I remember that. "I want people to perform acts of beastiality for me!".:hah:
     
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  11. She'd be the scrawny, toothless, cracked-out, used-up groupie wannabe variety of whore instead of the fat, lazy, hypochondriac faking disabilities for virtual attention and free guvmint scooter cart variety.

    The latter scenario means it's easier to turn her life around, but less likely she ever will. As far as I know there isn't a social circle of crackwhores who asspat each other to validate their life choices, but having a "lifestyle" like Jessi's is almost borderline acceptable, at least by a certain section of society. It might sound harsh but if no one calls her out on this shit then that slim likelihood drops to zero... and we all saw how well her parents dealt with her behavior at age 10. *sigh*
     
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  12. Consequences will never be the same. I remember watching her 'apology video' a few years ago, then I've heard about her becoming Damien.

    By this point she should get off the Internet, but what can you expect.
     
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  13. ...right. Half the internet saw her felonious arby's roast beef.
     
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  14. She should give herself a brain slushie.
     
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  15. [​IMG]
     
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  16. Boy, did the Cyber Police ever let poor Jessi down.
     
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  17. Consequences were never the same.
     
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  18. they dun goofed
     
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  19. That wheelchair isn't fit to her body.

     
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  20. The cyber-police in her area don't know shit about using them newfangled computing machines in general and are too busy not solving drug murder body dumpings left over from the '70's to keep meth users' daughters off the internet when both parents are at home and ready to kill their hearts with as many lines of crank as they can snort in a trip around the sun. But they should have their retirement contributions rolled back for their failure to give any fucks at the least as a public service to light a fire under their collective asses to catch up with the new millennium IMHO.
     
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