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Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2016.

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  1. I worked front desk at a motel like this once. I wouldn't have noticed if you brought in a fucking farm animal.
     
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  2. OK, from most motels I've seen on TV they pretty much all look like this:

    http://www.hotel-r.net/im/hotel/us/seahorse-motel-12.jpg

    Dude leaves the obvious JB in his car, goes to the front desk, gets a key, and then walks back out and to wherever his room is. Clerk never sees Jessi.
     
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  3. ofcourse she likes steven universe.

    she was just chubby 3 years ago, how can you let yourself go like that, damn.
     
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    #SwampCon
     
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  5. Holy shit, could the shorts be any tighter on the chick on the right?

    Jessie has plumped up and probably doesn't need the wheelchair, but she is arguably the most decent looking in this group, not that it's saying much...
     
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  6. Don't say that, because then it'll happen.
     
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  7. It just looks so painful:cryblood:

    I also love how she is using her massive size and also her pose to block out the grumpy looking chick cosplay in as the same (I think?) Character behind her.

    Attention whores have to whore attention yo.
     
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  8. IT DA GRIMACE!
     
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  9. WTF? When did she start using a wheelchair? LOL. Last time it was just a cane. Her "condition" couldn't have deteriorated that fast. This has to be for the oppression points.

    Purple ain't so bad. Also, the skinnier one with the star shirt is a dude.
     
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  10. She's been in a wheelchair for months already. Albeit a wheelchair that will fuck up her posture even more because it isn't fitted to her body, but yeah, a wheelchair.

    Of course she's doing everything for oppression points and attention. She always has and it won't change.
     
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  12. A Nny cosplay doesn't really take much effort to do. But Nny was basically a skeleton, lel. You ain't Nny, hunny.

    Also, both of the characters this person cosplayed as are unrepentant murderers. ~~T O O M U C H E D G E 4 M E~~
     
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  13. Looks like she's getting ready to audition for a new role with the Slaton Sisters.

    That or trying to become the next Honey Boo Boo. She's got all the necessary parts for a TLC show.
     
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  14. You seem to be forgetting "I'll pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie." Her first video was her trying to act badass until she started crying in the next. It was only after "You dun goofed" that she went on a "the internet is bullying me" morning show tour and got the victim complex.
     
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  15. I never investigated Jessi beyond the "consequences will never be the same" video. Between the rapid weight gain and what looks to be a form of early alcoholism/drug dependence, her life is turning out as well as I expected.
     
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  17. I don't know about drug or alcohol dependence, she was certainly drinking in her mid teens, but I think gender identity and the claimed psychically debilitating illnesses are her addiction now. She doesn't work, lives with another weirdo, probably isn't capable of eating a sensible diet, and is almost certainly on some serious medications, which could also partly contribute to the weight gain. She was sort of cute-chunky just a few years ago, so the the blow up is fairly recent, especially that bubble belly.
     
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  18. The second picture she looks like she is morphing into Monica Punk.
     
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  19. Great googly Muta, anything but that!
     
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  20. Now she is in a wheelchair but her future is this:

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