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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2016.

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  1. Have you ever been trolled so hard you turned exceptional
     
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  2. fixed
     
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  3. I'm really not surprised that she turned to Tumblr brand exceptional individual. Anything to grab more attention years down from her initial infamy, I suppose. It's also the current "cool kid" thing to do.

    Silly me, I had thought Jessi had gotten smart and decided to lay low from then on. Announcing herself on Tumblr was a mistake on her part.
     
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  4. Oh wow, it's like she tried to cram in as many issues that makes her as different and unique as possible, like its already said the best thing she could have done is learned her lesson and kept as low a profile online as possible.

    I'm almost scared to ask what a 'non-binary AFAB transperson,' is. I have a feeling looking into this more is going to end up more depressing than funny.
     
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  5. Assigned-Female-At-Birth person who does not conform to the gender binary (male/female), instead they are genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, etc. Bunch of bullshit really, another way for people to be special snowflakes.
     
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  6. I didn't turn exceptional and I haven't ever been trolled so my answer is no.
     
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  7. These are some other pictures of herself she's posted within the last year.
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    She looks like Stefonknee Wolscht in this last one.

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  8. I don't get it? So she's a picture whore from MySpace with the added bonus of owning a tumblr and making weird shit up about herself.

    Not seeing a cow. She's more of an attention whore and someone I would never speak to in real life without laughing in their face.

    Oh and Xer is fat and no Zim should sleep with Xer.
     
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  9. You ever notice these people never say, "I am a concert flutist with a background in still life painting and a degree in computers from MIT"?
    They never describe themselves by their accomplishments, but by their ailments, sexual confusion, and pronouns. Sad, really.
     
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  10. I love when people list all their mental problems/diseases/STDs in their profiles like it's something they should be proud of then get an award for. I guess her attention whore part of her so-called "personality" is still there.
     
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  11. i see cankles........


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  12. That's because most Tumblrites don't have a lot of marketable skills.
    They all seem to be on some sort of government assistance, so posting "I'm a NEET on SSI" is redundant because it is implied.
     
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  13. To describe oneself via accomplishments, one has to, ya know, accomplish something.
     
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  14. I always find it heartwarming when lolcows of yore come out of the woods to sperg once more :heart-full:.

    Oh, Jesus. She really let herself go to shit. In the older videos she looks like a normal enough young girl, at least to me, but in these photos she looks hideous.

    I guess this is what prolonged trolling does to you.

    Didn't she attempt to transition at some point?
     
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  15. Internalized Misogyny: The Gender, or How I Turned My Low Self-Esteem Into Asspats for Fun and Profit
     
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