• "The fact that they are looking at popular youtubes rather then exceptional individuals who jack it to cartoons really show how far they've fallen."

Jessi Slaughter

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2016.

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  1. There's finally a thread on her, yassss. Last I heard she was a transguy named Damian.
     
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  2. and if you read the op you'd have known she's past that into deeper lolcow territory lol
     
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  3. Hm. So she is a tumblrsexual trans-demicrippled bullshitkin. Seems totally legit.

    To be fair she watched her parents scam SSD income for being lazy meth-addled fuckups, so following in their footsteps is par for the course. Someone could try to tell her that getting winded from walking 40 feet doesn't mean you are profoundly "disabled" and need a wheelchair, but if concern trolling hasn't made her rethink her life choices by this point, it's not worth wasting precious bytes of bandwidth even for the most naive and bleeding-hearted of thewhite knights.

    Keep whining on tumblr and doing what you're doing, Jessi. You'll be the next Shay in another ten years at this rate.
     
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  4. True to all this but I also think she might have had a chance to rise above her past and her parents were it not recorded forever and ever online. Lots of trashy girls managed to move on from shitty families and abortions before Google.
     
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  5. On Instagram she is claiming she has 'a lot of physical illnesses' that make it hard for her to get around except for doctors appointments. Probably a lot of stuff that you can't diagnose, whose symptoms match up exactly with what is written on Web MD.

    Without the internet she would still be a train wreck of a human being. The internet may have helped facilitate her particular underage trysts and shenanigans, but it she was going to be up to some destructive shit regardless. She still would have been hooking up at 11, just maybe not with some emo/scene musician. If anything the internet notoriety gave her the best possible chance she could have had, since it got her away from her parents, even if a little too late. Without the attention from the webcam meltdowns she would have stayed at home, kept acting out for attention, started doing the stuff her parents were doing, and probably had at least one of those babies just so she'd have something that loved her.
     
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  6. Her and I were actually kinda sorta YouTube pals back in the day, when she was Kerligirl13. We were about the same age at the time and looking back, it all seemed so innocent. I never thought she would go this far off the deep end.
     
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  7. If there was no internet, Jessi would have gotten knocked by a roadie for Blood on the Dance Floor instead of the lead singer, kept the resulting baby (and called it Dahvie Vanity), then ended up in prison years later for pulling a Casey Anthony on the kid.
     
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  8. I wouldn't blame the Internet for her antics. Even her videos before she was discovered showed off her trashy personality. Look at how she acted with her friends. I remember she made a vlog with her friend about going to the pool and she was all like "TITTY SHOT BITCHES!!!" and pointed the camera to her titties.
     
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  9. So basically she's a train wreck that ended in an implosion? Ain't life grand.
     
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  10. You know those sci-fi movies or TV episodes where time travel is used to prevent a tragedy, and no matter how many times the protagonists try, the tragedy happens anyway, just at a different place or in a different manner?

    Jessi Slaughter is like that. All the Quantum Leaping in the world isn't going to divert that 12 car pileup.
     
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  11. The cars may have tumbled and crashed and landed differently, but the train was going to derail no matter what happened.
     
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  12. Jessi reminds me of this Hail Satan Network skit on Mr. Show where they celebrate a child in a wheelchair solely because he is lazy, therefore exemplifying the sin of sloth.
     
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  13. I remember that. "I want people to perform acts of beastiality for me!".:hah:
     
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  14. She'd be the scrawny, toothless, cracked-out, used-up groupie wannabe variety of whore instead of the fat, lazy, hypochondriac faking disabilities for virtual attention and free guvmint scooter cart variety.

    The latter scenario means it's easier to turn her life around, but less likely she ever will. As far as I know there isn't a social circle of crackwhores who asspat each other to validate their life choices, but having a "lifestyle" like Jessi's is almost borderline acceptable, at least by a certain section of society. It might sound harsh but if no one calls her out on this shit then that slim likelihood drops to zero... and we all saw how well her parents dealt with her behavior at age 10. *sigh*
     
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  15. Consequences will never be the same. I remember watching her 'apology video' a few years ago, then I've heard about her becoming Damien.

    By this point she should get off the Internet, but what can you expect.
     
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  16. ...right. Half the internet saw her felonious arby's roast beef.
     
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  17. She should give herself a brain slushie.
     
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  18. [​IMG]
     
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  19. Boy, did the Cyber Police ever let poor Jessi down.
     
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  20. Consequences were never the same.
     
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