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Jessi Slaughter

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Feb 12, 2016.

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  1. I used to feel sorry for this stupid whore, but all this wheelchair shit and what she's currently doing convinces me she really had everything that happened to her coming and I hope she an heroes.
     
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  2. The wheelchair is probably not fitted to her because she's sending these to someone who is paying her to take pictures in it in public for self pleasure use on the patrons part. If she starts tucking a leg under like she's lost one in a leaked photo you can take that guess to the bank.
     
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  3. 2 steps forward, 5,000,000 steps back.
     
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  4. Thank god.

    Diabetes should take care of her in the next few years.
     
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  5. To elaborate on the pregnancies thing because somebody asked:
    Jessi's first pregnancy was by an older guy named Giovanni Jones, she would have been around 11 or 12 at the time. He picked her up and they had a wild weekend at a hotel where they had sex multiple times and she posed for nude pictures for him. This was when she got pregnant. For a while after that he was stringing her along for sex, but then finally he dumped her, and to drive the point home he leaked the nudes to her friends and circulated them around her school. Jessi was so distraught from both the breakup and the nudes scandal that she tried to an hero by overdosing on pills, she (obviously) lived but the pills caused her to miscarry.

    The abortion was a few months later. Jessi told one of her friends that the father was some rock singer but that was an obvious lie, I don't think anyone has figured out who the real father is. Several months went by, long enough that Jessi should have given birth by then, but there was no baby and Jessi was on vacation with her mom. It's pretty commonly believed that Jessi's mom made her get an abortion and the vacation was her "reward" for agreeing to it. However there are pictures of Jessi drinking and taking pills while pregnant (and keep in mind she was like 13) so it's possible this one was a miscarriage too.
     
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  6. Did Giovanni get in any sort of legal trouble?
     
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  7. Not as far as I know, though admittedly I don't know much about what happened to him after the miscarriage. I have a feeling Jessi's dad's arrest probably took some of the attention off him.
     
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  8. I wonder if her former 11 year old "Pretty" ass would freak out to see her become this wheelchair freak?
     
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  9. Fucking creep should have gotten a visit from the 4chan Party Van.

    How old was this dude, again? I don't recall seeing an age for him.
     
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  10. I got more nostalgic at that than I probably should have.
     
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  11. According to ED he's 4 years older than her so he would have been 15 or 16 at the time.
     
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  12. It's like that episode of South Park where Cartman's mom hires the Dog Whisperer to turn him into a decent person, and just when it's starting to take effect, Eric's mom cuts off further sessions because the Dog Whisperer didn't want to date her.

    Jessi was on the verge of getting unlolcowed, but then she was allowed back under the "care" of her mother and unfettered access to the internet. Now it's too late and no amount of pinches on the back of the neck will fix Jessi now.
     
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  13. She was menstruating by the time she was eleven? That shit can fuck you up if you're menstruating years before anyone else.

    As of the kinky motel weekend, is that actually confirmed true? Surely the motel owners would have looked at them both and told them to sod off? It's hard to see how a tween and an early teenager could both successfully pass themselves off as adults.
     
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  14. Didn't she wear like a shitload of makeup though?
     
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  15. Did he as well?

    Honestly, the people manning reception would have been experienced enough to pick up that something was wrong. You can use makeup to hide your face, but at eleven she'd have still had a large skull relative to her frame, not to mention her complete lack of tits and hips. You wouldn't need to look at her face to see that she's still quite literally a child. And even if both he and she were lucky enough to come in at exactly the right time for the stupid shift at reception, surely they would have been asked for their IDs as routine?

    I'm not saying the story isn't real, but there are some rather large holes in it. Alternatively, it could be 100% true and someone in hotel management was in on the whole thing.
     
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  16. I know it's old meme, I still like using that term though.

    That's assuming the people working there actually gave a fuck.
     
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  17. That's not an unusual age anymore. I think 11 is pretty common. Hell one girl I went to school with started at 9.
     
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  18. To be totally honest? I think Jessi's mom was in on it. Her mom already is known to have gone on cam with Jessi bragging about all the men she'd had sex with since becoming a widow and talking about teaching Jessi how to give blow jobs. I could see her setting it all up, hell, I'd even buy the motel actually being the mom's own house. But this is all just speculation on my part, so.
     
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  19. The same reason the Slaton Sisters are into hair and makeup and nails; it's easy to do and you don't have to do any actual work to change whatever it is you're trying to cover up.

    I remember being very happy when I saw that apology video, she was in a classroom or something, probably the only place she could access a video camera and the internet, and she looked more mature and was speaking like a normal person. Like maybe she had friends her own age, not skeevy guys 10 yeaes older. I was really sad when I saw it didn't take.

    Edmund Klemperer was a troubled young man, one day when he was 15 he shot and killed his grandmother, just to see what it would feel like (then he shot his grandfather to spare him the heartache of seeing his dead wide). After 6 years in a mental hospital he was deemed 'better', but everyone involved asked that he not be sent to his domineering mother. Well, he got sent to live with his mother and ended up murdering and defiling 6 college girls, his mother, and her friend. Sometimes moms are bad.

    If the motel weekend did happen, it would have been some real seedy roadside place that rents by the hour, and they probably didn't see her when he checked in. Even with lots of makeup, she was still clearly a little kid in those videos she was making at the time (which makes the seductive pics she put up on MySpace that much more disturbing). If someone had seen her it wouldn't have been 'your girlfriend looks kinda young', it would have been 'why is that child wearing so much makeup?'
     
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  20. There's no reason Jessi would have had to be there if/when her older-but-still-underage boyfriend checked into a motel. He could have checked in, handed the desk clerk an extra $50 and a bag of pot to look the other way, and texted his child girlfriend to say 'Yo bitch we're in room 132B come up and get naked.'
     
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