The only other fiction kin of hers I know of is a Kuchi-Pachi from Tamagotchi. I'm not sure what to make of her Coach Z thing but that could be another one. Splatoon just seems to be her MAIN obsession.
Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan - Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.
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The only other fiction kin of hers I know of is a Kuchi-Pachi from Tamagotchi. I'm not sure what to make of her Coach Z thing but that could be another one. Splatoon just seems to be her MAIN obsession.
Fair, I just forgot about that fact and it really threw me. There were certain aspects about herself that she REALLY avoided talking about even on r/waifuism, which is usually a no-holds-barred place to spill your weirdest secrets, which I think is why I'm so interested in this thread because it turns out I really didn't know her at all. I really wish she'd just drop the full kin list because the only thing more retarded than one kin is more than one kin.
Elaborate on this, I'm curious.
Also, can we try to find the story that she's referring to here? Or the YouTube channel that's roasting it?
Apologies for the late reply, but what I mean is like, r/waifuism is made up of a bunch of snowflakes. You had to be very careful about what you told them, and they would have turned on her the second she mentioned her fetishes. That alone has caused me to come to the conclusion that she was only at most 90% honest with these people.
Anyway, more Discord screenshots about a video game octopus:
I can't be bothered to organise these pics so they're going in date order.
I don't get the use of the word 'exclusive' here because it's not like there was anyone else in her life romantically. It might just be a fancy way of saying that's when she gave up.
Also another retelling of the 'this was the guy I've been looking for my whole life' story, except no it probably isn't, it's a fictional octopus.
Couple of points here: First of all, just mental illness. There is no splatoon dimension. Second, another delusion that her book will take off and she'll become a world-famous author or something, showing once again that she doesn't understand that just because you publish a book doesn't instantly make you famous. And third, confirmation that her poor parents have no idea just how mentally fucked up she is.
Under this assumption we have to assume that her sister knows though, but I'm assuming (because she seems to be relatively normal compared to her anyway) that she just doesn't care about it. But then again she kins too so she might also be delusional.
Crying about fanfiction.
More crying about fanfiction.
And once again, her blatant inability to write anything original, and "ALMOST EVERY SMUT PICTURE OF OCTAVIO I HAVE SEEN MAKES HIM A SUB!" is unironically my favourite message in all of these screenshots.
Androgynous trying to get other people to be as delusional as she is, sure, DJ Octavio is real and all he thinks about is fucking some fat piece of shit who is still stuck in her parent's house at 28.
Just, idk.
Usually the kind of advice they give in r/waifuism for a situation like this is that your 'relationship' probably won't work out if you treat it this way.
@Nagibatel Mentions of that video again. Timeline also doesn't make sense here, December 2019 she hadn't written anything but one month later she's written 20 chapters. I honestly think she rushed the novel out of the door and it's been stuck in beta reader hell for longer than it actually took to make, which is funny to me.
Aromantic Androgynous.
Also, her being a snowflake.
She admits that she spends six to eight hours complaining to people... and she wonders why people are sick of her.
Also ironically for someone who does a lot of venting she hates it when people ask her for help. Not even gonna give her credit for recognising the insanity in r/waifuism while she still be the way that she is.
Another mention of her paranoia that Octavio is gonna be killed off. As someone with a base knowledge of Splatoon I don't think anyone except for her would give a fuck if he died.
Getting triggered over a video where someone pees on an octopus. I don't want to know why she was looking at that in the first place.
"Please feel sorry for me"
She feels bad because her octopus husbando is ugly as fuck, props to the random person who was completely right.
The same story, again, 4 days later. I'm assuming she didn't feel like she got enough attention the first time around. Attempt 2 got no one to respond this time.
Simping for an eyebrow.
Being unable to tell the difference between kinning and mental illness.
A definitely real conversation she had with a definitely real cartoon octopus.
She gets mad because not everyone views Octavio in the same skewed way that she does.
More cursing at Nintendo for not giving the character no one cares about more to do.
All I have left now is r/waifuism turning on her, which is a treat, and the legendary 'Comedy Central saga'. Maybe later today I''ll do those, it shouldn't take long.
I don't get the use of the word 'exclusive' here because it's not like there was anyone else in her life romantically. It might just be a fancy way of saying that's when she gave up.
Also another retelling of the 'this was the guy I've been looking for my whole life' story, except no it probably isn't, it's a fictional octopus.
Couple of points here: First of all, just mental illness. There is no splatoon dimension. Second, another delusion that her book will take off and she'll become a world-famous author or something, showing once again that she doesn't understand that just because you publish a book doesn't instantly make you famous. And third, confirmation that her poor parents have no idea just how mentally fucked up she is.
Under this assumption we have to assume that her sister knows though, but I'm assuming (because she seems to be relatively normal compared to her anyway) that she just doesn't care about it. But then again she kins too so she might also be delusional.
Crying about fanfiction.
More crying about fanfiction.
And once again, her blatant inability to write anything original, and "ALMOST EVERY SMUT PICTURE OF OCTAVIO I HAVE SEEN MAKES HIM A SUB!" is unironically my favourite message in all of these screenshots.
Androgynous trying to get other people to be as delusional as she is, sure, DJ Octavio is real and all he thinks about is fucking some fat piece of shit who is still stuck in her parent's house at 28.
Just, idk.
Usually the kind of advice they give in r/waifuism for a situation like this is that your 'relationship' probably won't work out if you treat it this way.
@Nagibatel Mentions of that video again. Timeline also doesn't make sense here, December 2019 she hadn't written anything but one month later she's written 20 chapters. I honestly think she rushed the novel out of the door and it's been stuck in beta reader hell for longer than it actually took to make, which is funny to me.
Aromantic Androgynous.
Also, her being a snowflake.
She admits that she spends six to eight hours complaining to people... and she wonders why people are sick of her.
Also ironically for someone who does a lot of venting she hates it when people ask her for help. Not even gonna give her credit for recognising the insanity in r/waifuism while she still be the way that she is.
Another mention of her paranoia that Octavio is gonna be killed off. As someone with a base knowledge of Splatoon I don't think anyone except for her would give a fuck if he died.
Getting triggered over a video where someone pees on an octopus. I don't want to know why she was looking at that in the first place.
"Please feel sorry for me"
She feels bad because her octopus husbando is ugly as fuck, props to the random person who was completely right.
The same story, again, 4 days later. I'm assuming she didn't feel like she got enough attention the first time around. Attempt 2 got no one to respond this time.
Simping for an eyebrow.
Being unable to tell the difference between kinning and mental illness.
A definitely real conversation she had with a definitely real cartoon octopus.
She gets mad because not everyone views Octavio in the same skewed way that she does.
More cursing at Nintendo for not giving the character no one cares about more to do.
All I have left now is r/waifuism turning on her, which is a treat, and the legendary 'Comedy Central saga'. Maybe later today I''ll do those, it shouldn't take long.
TLDR: Mental illness.
Kindred spirits.
Minor update but she's building a website for her author profile:
I'm assuming her book release is nearing and she'll finally give us some new content and give us the push to get this thread out of the Prospering Grounds.
UPDATE: IT COMIN' AND WE AIN'T GOTTA PAY FOR IT
I'm assuming her book release is nearing and she'll finally give us some new content and give us the push to get this thread out of the Prospering Grounds.
UPDATE: IT COMIN' AND WE AIN'T GOTTA PAY FOR IT
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Oh god, the website's gonna be atrocious. Can't wait to see this thread move out of the Prospering Grounds, though! I'm so proud.
Dumb Reddit shit I found while looking for content for the Waifu Culture thread:
A post that makes no sense at all:
A number of things about this post rub me the wrong way:
- First of all, I didn't read this. I don't want to, but it says "SFW" in the title and one of the three comments (one of them is Androgynous, of course), reads like this:
Of course, it had to be horny. The third comment is one of support and it makes me lose faith in the human race.
- Second, there was absolutely no need to advertise this on r/waifuism, especially because it's so niche and also because they're all too busy lusting after their own anime waifus to give a fuck about a cartoon octopus. Attention whoring from her is nothing new.
- She describes it as a 'harem' fanfiction even though it's not. Is it sfw or not?
- The fanfiction was published on the 31st of August 2019 but she posted about it in r/waifuism to promote it 11 days ago? Why? Will we ever know?
- I don't believe this is the first time she's promoted it, it was published August 2019, but the first two comments are from May 2020 and the last one is March 15th, 2021, which interestingly predates the r/waifuism post. Why does she keep making the rounds on this particular piece of writing?
- The hits to kudos ratio is REALLY bad by AO3 standards (yes, I know enough about AO3 to know this and I hate myself for it), 28 kudos to 565 hits is actual garbage. It's so bad. Rather than it being so horrible that a lot of people read it but just didn't like it I think people have just been stalking her account and inflating her numbers but this is the only one of her fics that have it skewed this badly. Maybe r/waifuism gave it that push.
- The fic has 2 bookmarks, from August/September 2019. Which is interesting because her post says it has FOUR. Judging by the timeframe it's not like anyone would have un-bookmarked it so in conclusion she just told the world's dumbest lie for no reason at all other than to impress the waifuists?
- Checked the kudos list, and hey, it's notorious Reddit waifuist and generally crazy person JordannaMorgan. Looks like the post did get her the more attention and validation that she wanted.
- This fic has not one, but three archives on the Wayback Machine. This was the latest one from January 24th, 2021.
So that means that the waifuists gave her, with my best estimate, 100 hits and 3 kudos, considering she made that post when she had 25 (although considering she lied about the number of bookmarks, I think she's stupid enough to lie about the number of kudos too).
- Also it being her "fourth most bookmarked fic" is at worst a lie and at best really stupid because if that's the only AO3 account she knows r/waifuism to know about, she has 5 fics on it, being the 4th best don't mean shit. It actually makes it tied second.
TLDR I don't know what came over Androgynous to promote a year and a half old self insert 800 words (which is depressingly short, pick up the pace mate) slightly horny fanfiction is totally beyond me.
Might start reading her original book actually, I like to think that critique is in my nature and I think I could confidently tear it a new one, I hate myself enough for that one.
A post that makes no sense at all:
A number of things about this post rub me the wrong way:
- First of all, I didn't read this. I don't want to, but it says "SFW" in the title and one of the three comments (one of them is Androgynous, of course), reads like this:
Of course, it had to be horny. The third comment is one of support and it makes me lose faith in the human race.
- Second, there was absolutely no need to advertise this on r/waifuism, especially because it's so niche and also because they're all too busy lusting after their own anime waifus to give a fuck about a cartoon octopus. Attention whoring from her is nothing new.
- She describes it as a 'harem' fanfiction even though it's not. Is it sfw or not?
- The fanfiction was published on the 31st of August 2019 but she posted about it in r/waifuism to promote it 11 days ago? Why? Will we ever know?
- I don't believe this is the first time she's promoted it, it was published August 2019, but the first two comments are from May 2020 and the last one is March 15th, 2021, which interestingly predates the r/waifuism post. Why does she keep making the rounds on this particular piece of writing?
- The hits to kudos ratio is REALLY bad by AO3 standards (yes, I know enough about AO3 to know this and I hate myself for it), 28 kudos to 565 hits is actual garbage. It's so bad. Rather than it being so horrible that a lot of people read it but just didn't like it I think people have just been stalking her account and inflating her numbers but this is the only one of her fics that have it skewed this badly. Maybe r/waifuism gave it that push.
- The fic has 2 bookmarks, from August/September 2019. Which is interesting because her post says it has FOUR. Judging by the timeframe it's not like anyone would have un-bookmarked it so in conclusion she just told the world's dumbest lie for no reason at all other than to impress the waifuists?
- Checked the kudos list, and hey, it's notorious Reddit waifuist and generally crazy person JordannaMorgan. Looks like the post did get her the more attention and validation that she wanted.
- This fic has not one, but three archives on the Wayback Machine. This was the latest one from January 24th, 2021.
So that means that the waifuists gave her, with my best estimate, 100 hits and 3 kudos, considering she made that post when she had 25 (although considering she lied about the number of bookmarks, I think she's stupid enough to lie about the number of kudos too).
- Also it being her "fourth most bookmarked fic" is at worst a lie and at best really stupid because if that's the only AO3 account she knows r/waifuism to know about, she has 5 fics on it, being the 4th best don't mean shit. It actually makes it tied second.
TLDR I don't know what came over Androgynous to promote a year and a half old self insert 800 words (which is depressingly short, pick up the pace mate) slightly horny fanfiction is totally beyond me.
Might start reading her original book actually, I like to think that critique is in my nature and I think I could confidently tear it a new one, I hate myself enough for that one.
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not sure if it's been brought up before, but that's not her only AO3 account. i've seen her link to this one before.
don't have the source atm because it was a while ago, but you can tell by the content. i think this might be her nsfw account
still not many fics though
Yeah, but I was under the impression that she wouldn't want r/waifuism to know about that one, considering the community is now mostly made of minors that might be a rare stroke of common sensenot sure if it's been brought up before, but that's not her only AO3 account. i've seen her link to this one before.
don't have the source atm because it was a while ago, but you can tell by the content. i think this might be her nsfw account
still not many fics though
EDIT: Actually with that in mind, the "4th most bookmarked fic" thing is still incorrect. No idea where she pulled that from.
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Hey Tingle has 2 games, she doesnt
Umm, actually she's an Octotrooper and a Kuchi-Patchi so she has MORE than two games
Update: New writing dump! 3 BRAND-NEW short stories from our favorite Octopus Goddess!
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTal...ile_traveling_south_for_the_winter_your_best/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTal...oved_post_at_rwritingprompts_the_grim_reaper/
Grim Reaper story caught my eye thanks to this... She provided a Content Warning for the little eyes
She's going all out with this one!
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTales/comments/mqlwxp/this_is_stupid_and_im_sorry/
I had Jessica pinned as a politically correct type and while she seems to be for the most part, she loves writing crazy shit as long as she slaps a Trigger Warning on it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTal...ile_traveling_south_for_the_winter_your_best/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTal...oved_post_at_rwritingprompts_the_grim_reaper/
Grim Reaper story caught my eye thanks to this... She provided a Content Warning for the little eyes
She's going all out with this one!
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTales/comments/mqlwxp/this_is_stupid_and_im_sorry/
I had Jessica pinned as a politically correct type and while she seems to be for the most part, she loves writing crazy shit as long as she slaps a Trigger Warning on it:
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Is this some lame attempt at a creepy pasta?
It honestly astounds me that she takes "write what you know" to the next level and pretty much everything she writes manages to tie back to her own life in some way. Except the duck thing. I'm stumped on the duck thing but knowing how shockingly unoriginal she is, there has to be some meaning behind it.Update: New writing dump! 3 BRAND-NEW short stories from our favorite Octopus Goddess!
Grim Reaper story caught my eye thanks to this... She provided a Content Warning for the little eyes
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She's going all out with this one!
r/OctOpusTales - This is stupid and I’m sorry.
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I had Jessica pinned as a politically correct type and while she seems to be for the most part, she loves writing crazy shit as long as she slaps a Trigger Warning on it:
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The one entitled "This is stupid and I’m sorry" (she's not wrong) contains a rap segment that might remind me of a certain nintendo octopus (but then again, I only played a couple of hours of Splatoon before deciding I didn't like it, and I'm definitely not going back to check), and the grim reaper shit is self-indulgent sex change fantasies with a little bit of fatness sprinkled in, which reminds me of the time where she talks about how she hates her weight but refuses to do anything about it, that conflict really coming in full force here.
It should also be noted that she posted her own writing prompt, which nobody responded to. She didn't even try it. It doesn't take much effort to figure out how she came up with it.
Either way I never want to see her writing again, I've read three chapters of her 'novel' and lost all will to live. Just waiting for the impossible day where she writes something fucking original for once.
You're in luck, because I'm archiving and sharing more of her lovely writing!
Here's the r/worldbuilding post where she compiled all of her stuff for LuckyTomo - her shameless Tamagotchi ripoff:
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuild...ytomo_classic_digital_pet_characters_beloved/
And here's the archive and link to that "TW: Hitler Mention" story:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OctOpusTal..._humanity_had_put_off_dimensional_travel_for/
Dear god, Androgynous is just like LadyAlt, down to being a very autistic woman who is TOTES NB because unlike other girls she wants to fuck fictional villains, except slightly smarter and thankfully with less of a connection to pedophiles.
She's actually not lying about that. We can only see the public bookmarks but as the author she can see all bookmarks, including private ones. That means two people privately bookmarked this story, so for whatever reason they didn't want the fic showing up on their profile under their bookmarks.
Jessica is FUCKING MAD over Beauty and the Beast today:
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What does Belle and Maurice being NeUrOdIvErGeNt have to do with her literally being held prisoner and then falling in love with her captor, which is why people cry Stockholm Syndrome?
If this is the start of a Disney Princess-kin arc, I'm here for it.
Belle likes books! And wants to fuck a weird monster! *I* like books and want to fuck a weird monster! That means *I'M* Belle!!
IT'S BEEN HOURS AND SHE'S STILL AT IT.What does Belle and Maurice being NeUrOdIvErGeNt have to do with her literally being held prisoner and then falling in love with her captor, which is why people cry Stockholm Syndrome?
If this is the start of a Disney Princess-kin arc, I'm here for it.
Belle likes books! And wants to fuck a weird monster! *I* like books and want to fuck a weird monster! That means *I'M* Belle!!
She's spewing out so many replies it might clog up the thread if I posted screenshots.
This one comment sums it up:
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