Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan - Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.

[Emo Crow Fumikage]

I stopped getting notifications for this thread for some reason.

Dear god, Androgynous is just like LadyAlt, down to being a very autistic woman who is TOTES NB because unlike other girls she wants to fuck fictional villains, except slightly smarter and thankfully with less of a connection to pedophiles.

Kind of reminds me of Stephanie (aka Sapphire Crimson Claw). Y'know, TOTES NB despite all evidence pointing to her being a woman who just wants to be special.
And the wanting to fuck people who don't exist. Although in her case, she wants to fuck the ghosts of serial killers who once did exist.

 

[Nagibatel]

Jess talks about how she began worshipping Poseidon, manages to actually leave out the parts about a certain 3D animated octopus for a change:

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Our octopus-fucker wiccan queen shares her top secret weight gain magic potion recipe. AKA hot chocolate.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

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Our octopus-fucker wiccan queen shares her top secret weight gain magic potion recipe. AKA hot chocolate.

1. What the fuck
2. Why would you drink a potion that you say is for weight gain when you literally post about wanting to lose weight to get a, and i quote, bimbo body

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

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Our octopus-fucker wiccan queen shares her top secret weight gain magic potion recipe. AKA hot chocolate.

I'd also like to point it out that she literally admits to making it up on the spot, probably for attention or some shit. She wouldn't know anything about healthy weight gain anyway.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

I'd also like to point it out that she literally admits to making it up on the spot, probably for attention or some shit. She wouldn't know anything about healthy weight gain anyway.

If this is in regards to her "here's an idea" i don't think that means she came up with it there, since she describes in the post how she likes it herself, implying she's done this one before

 

[Nagibatel]

She drops some "lore" on her Tamagotchi ripoff series on r/worldbuilding:


I've been following that OctoPissTakes OctOpusTales subreddit, and she hardly seems to post on it compared to the larger writing and worldbuilding subreddits.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

This thread escaped the prospering grounds so I wanted to post the last of my Discord archive and be done with this shit:

From what I can gather, Androgynous is no longer in the r/waifuism discord. I don't know when she left, but considering her activity dropped off a cliff shortly after this argument in June 2020 I think she either left or go kicked for inactivity in the later months of that year.
But as the spoiler title suggests, she managed to be so stupid that not even the users of r/waifuism ended up liking her anymore. And considering they'll try their best to enable whichever fucker is stupid enough to wander into the community getting them all to not want to deal with your bullshit is an achievement in itself.

What started as some self-pitying whining turned into a full-blown cry for attention when she gets called out for her bullshit. Enjoy.

Spoiler: When even the retards of r/waifuism think you're stupid

The message that started this conversation has been lost but I'm assuming it started with "I am stupid."
Also she admits that she's bad at things and that she's bad at things because she doesn't try but just whines about it to the pillowfuckers instead of doing anything about it.

Gets called out on this contradiction:

"I want to be good at art without much effort." Is the epitome of her being a lazy fuck.
She claims to have a "massive literary IQ". If that's the case, why is your writing so shit, Androgynous?

'Waaaa I'm bad at things.'

One of my favourite lines: "ART Is A competitive Field"

I would like to know how she gets commissions if she only draws twice a month.
Also, "youre not going to get better at art by sitting here complaining on a waifuism discord" is really the message that sums this whole thing up.

More "I'm too lazy to actually do anything"

Legitimate advice ignored, as usual.

Everyone gets sick of her shit. Her response is 'I don't know what a pity party is, why does everyone use that term around me?'

She admits to constantly screaming at her therapist like the retard she is.

'I can't improve because that requires me to actually do something.'

Someone points out that she never fucking listens.

And the final straw:

"you piece of shit"

She stopped responding after this so I didn't find it worthwhile to grab anything else, but yeah. It's all just very Androgynous and I found it funny.

 

[Nagibatel]

@IOnceWasAWaifuFag - thank you, once I'm able to edit the OP again to add that I will.

Jessica was the subject of a callout post on r/pagan, too much to screenshot because she KEEPS FUCKING GOING ON AND ON and doesn't stop. It's like the Beauty and the Beast thing, she gets way too into Internet arguments.

https://archive.ph/T6etI

https://www.reddit.com/r/pagan/comments/mwaq14/sadly_i_often_cringe_at_this_sub_speaking_as_a/

The gist of it, out of 298 comments as of this post:


Her responses:

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

From this thread which has a few other choice comments in it from other waifuists.

 

[Nagibatel]

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From this thread which has a few other choice comments in it from other waifuists.

She's also been going crazy on that subreddit defending weird fetish art.


I also found out something kind of funny recently. That Tamagotchi she identifies as? Kuchipatchi?
His entire schtick is being a fat fuck and only eating junk food. I get why she kins him now.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

A mini novella in response to a simple question.

 

[Nagibatel]

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A mini novella in response to a simple question.

She's been really ranty this past week, between this and the witchcraft subs.

That being said, I have to admit I find the IRL story of Mera pretty charming & sweet - I'm a sucker for sentimental animal stories.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

I'm a sucker for sentimental animal stories.

You've been in the thread so long you're starting to make octopus puns. The transformation has begun

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

You've been in the thread so long you're starting to make octopus puns. The transformation has begun"

"I can see it! I can SEE it!!!"

 

[Nagibatel]

Jessica is feeling very fursecuted today:


Stop da Furry Hate:

Archive

Off topic but I came across this on Etsy and I laughed even seeing the words "Elegant Marzipan". This thread really is driving me insane.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Stop da Furry Hate:
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The bit that gets me the most is "people who read it were talking about how good my writing was"

Who is telling her that her writing is good? I just wanna talk.

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

Otherkin-witch cows... ah, takes me back to 2015 tumblr.

I think the fact she has mandatee-like husbando obsession tendencies only adds more flavor to being openly either genuinely psychologically delusional or shameless irl kinnie LARP that goes so far as to poison any chance of a professional writing career. Hoping this thread unfolds further rather than dies, she seems to be a very promising cow and her specific main traits of cowdom makes me nostalgic for my pre-membership lurking years.

That being said, while the isekai manga hentai knockoff moonrune art is good old kinnie cringe, it's hard to say there's 0 artistic anything in it, moreso that any talent is being gravely misutilized and untrained for different ventures.

Also

This shit right here made me start screaming like a fucking hyena when I started to read through this budding thread. Cringe icing on top the kinnie cake, holy shit.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

That being said, while the isekai manga hentai knockoff moonrune art is good old kinnie cringe, it's hard to say there's 0 artistic anything in it, moreso that any talent is being gravely misutilized and untrained for different ventures.

I do agree with this actually. From the little I read of her book, her writing isn’t total garbage, at best, it works well enough. She does seem to struggle getting her points across clearly as if she expects the reader to be in the same headspace as her and well, no one really is.

What actually pisses me off about her writing is how she talks as if everyone who has ever read anything she’s written loves it and she’s an immensely talented writer with, as she said before, a “high literary IQ”, whatever that means. She’ll take pity on herself for her art any day of the week but her writing is always a perfect masterpiece that she has a Poseidon-given gift for and can never do anything wrong. It’s nothing special, I’ve read many a fanfiction with the same writing skills, if not better.

Basically, she’s so convinced of her writing talent that I’m completely unconvinced of it.

 

[Cable]

So weird seeing people "kin" underage-leaning characters/species