Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan - Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.

[Ramona]

I wonder if those are the only three jobs she’s ever had? I haven’t been on Facebook for several years, but people usually just post their current jobs don’t they? Or past ones that have some sort of prestige attached?

Listing several past wage slave gigs seems like an autistic flex. Amanda Turcol does something similar where she keeps a job for less than 12 hrs but posts about it everywhere to prove that she is a superior retard to OPL and totally a real person.

Curious whether she is on gibs or not since her parents supposedly didn’t get her support for her autism as a child (we only have her word on this though, correct?), and she seems too lazy to do the tard paperwork on her own.

Rate me accordingly, it’s a small thread but it is mighty. The bitch baby things she cries about in the chat logs alone could fill a book. These weird complaints and accidental confessions are more interesting than what she writes on purpose though.

Loving this somehow more smug LadyAlt

 

[Monkey Pink]

I don't believe she's on benefits or anything, she's never mentioned it and always complains about being broke.

She tries to make money on art commissions, but tends to immediately spend the money she gets from that, and according to a few r/waifuism users she takes forever (a month +) to deliver on commissioned art.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

She tries to make money on art commissions, but tends to immediately spend the money she gets from that, and according to a few r/waifuism users she takes forever (a month +) to deliver on commissioned art.

This reminded me of something I noticed on her DeviantArt when I checked it out.

She approaches commissions as a way to beg for money, basically. The first one is to buy some random crap (too early for Octavio shit so what it could be is beyond me), and the second is to fix something she fucked up. No one ever took her up on these offers, most likely because a) she came off desperate and/or b) her commission track record is in fact, horrible.
Not only is she notorious for being slow to deliver, shockingly, the quality seems to be garbage as well. The easiest way I can explain it from what I can remember is that she can only really draw certain specific things, and if you ask for something outside of that comfort zone, it's not going to be very good. Basically everything she describes about herself in the Discord screenshots is actually true, her drawing skills are not that great and she does not get anatomy.

 

[Monkey Pink]

 

[Lyra Plushie]

She literally cannot keep her mouth shut this week huh? Pokephilia, age gaps, underage waifuism. The lack of self awareness is golden.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Lurked on her OpusTales account again.

It turns out that Tamagotchi ripoff she's been drawing character sheets for, LuckyTomo, is YET ANOTHER ISEKAI-TRANSFORMATION NOVEL.





She really CAN'T write an original story to save her life - the thread OP was spot-on about that.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Lurked on her OpusTales account again.

It turns out that Tamagotchi ripoff she's been drawing character sheets for, LuckyTomo, is YET ANOTHER ISEKAI-TRANSFORMATION NOVEL.

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She really CAN'T write an original story to save her life - the thread OP was spot-on about that.

I wanted to talk about this but didn't want to double post. Considering it's impressive how much she lacks any subtlety I find this completely unsurprising, it's mildly impressive that she was able to withhold the urge to admit that it was just another opportunity to write about her own fetishes for this long. The only thing missing is the act of transformation itself which she has either already written or is desperate to write about because that's her entire ulterior motive right there.
Also I hate to read this far into it but the whole culture of luckytomo seems to mirror the headcanons she has for whatever the fuck the splatoon octopus people are called that they're all kind of equal and weak and irrelevant. All that's missing is the great, possibly-tentacled overlord that the character closest to her in real life will probably get to fuck.

I'd also like to point out the possibly important tidbit that she has streamed 6 times in the last 8 days on Reddit (obviously, the best place for streaming), 5 times on r/TheArtistStudio and 1 time in r/TheGamerLounge.

The first stream is 142 minutes long and I have too much going on in my life right now to sit down and watch it, apologies, but in which she leaves her microphone on the entire time. She mostly draws random requests from an active enough chat but does also draw some of the luckytomo at one point.

The second stream is 152 minutes and she spends almost all of that time drawing MC Tentachill. Talks a little bit less but from what I can gather still a decent amount.

The title of the third 125 minute stream says she is drawing a "weird anime couple". This is misleading, it's slightly suggestive art of MC Tentachill and whatever her self-inset protagonist's name is. She doesn't talk as much in this stream, probably because the chat is much quieter this time.

The fourth stream is her playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game Online for 179 minutes. A drunk Redditor keeps the chat alive this time.

Fifth stream, 82 minutes and a very dead chat for a "dramatic animation loop". Probably related to either her novel or luckytomo but I'm not sure which one.

Sixth and currently most recent stream, in 131 horrible minutes she draws what appears to be an updated cover for her novel, a clear look at the protagonist who is not at all based on anyone, and the chat proves that Reddit was a mistake.

EDIT after the fact: I played a random part of this latest stream and she divulges one detail that her self-insert novel character is part Irish, and being as unoriginal as she is, admits this is the case because she has Welsh heritage on her father's side (about 51:00 I think?). This leads me to believe that there could be details of interest in these streams that are worth checking out.

Spoiler: Updated Cover

Most likely unfinished but she reminds us that she hasn't learned from any criticism and still made the cover suggestive.

Spoiler: Reddit being retarded

No, waifus are nintendo octopus, you're confusing them with waifuists.

By the looks of it, she'll be streaming more, so I'll be looking out for that.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Not only did she not take criticism for her book cover the first time around, but the second cover looks notably worse in pretty much every aspect. Holy shit.

The switch to the generic manga-ripoff title is worse too. Just call it Octopod, goddamn.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Does The Angry Video Game Nerd know she's writing fanfic about him?

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

She just finished another stream, and in it she finally finished the updated cover.

Spoiler: I hate it. I hate it so much.

Okay, it's not totally finished, but it's almost there. Let me try and break down the gripes I have with this cover.
Because Reddit streams are stupid, she runs out of time before she can finish sticking her pen name in that puke-green blob at the bottom, so that's what it's for.
I'll also chalk it up to not being finished but it does bug me how some of the protagonist and the purple splatter cuts off on the side. I mean, she has to fix that, surely.
The colours make me want to remove my eyes, her shoe are the same colour as the border around the box so they blend into one another. Sure, the characters and the box go together but the background is blue for some reason? And there's two splatters of paint? One is bright green and the other is purple. My only explanation for that is that they're placeholder colours, surely.

For all this talk about how she doesn't want to make the book look like porn she sure shot herself in the foot and then everywhere else. The suggestive pose of her character with attention to the cleavage (although how anyone on Reddit found that hot when it's surrounded by a layer of fat is beyond me). The background is inexplicably filled with hearts? Instead of anything actually useful?
This got me thinking as to why there's no references to MC Tentachill on the cover, considered he's the character she's trying to fuck and probably more important than the protagonist herself. My guess is that she's embarrassed or might find that off-putting, to be fair, she's more likely to grab an unsuspecting audience with large titty fat girl.

Side note, I don't understand if the one leg is unfinished or it's behind her, it's not very clear. I also don't know why she has 'octopus ears' as a person. Then again, I've only read 4 chapters of the book so I might have missed something.

Lastly,

The switch to the generic manga-ripoff title is worse too. Just call it Octopod, goddamn.

Words can't describe how much I hate the title of the book. It's nice to see she's finally stuck to one title instead of the three ones on the last cover but she picked the worst one. It's way too long, and it contains FIVE DIFFERENT FONTS. Ok, 'video game' has video game font, sure. 'End boss' (I never hear the words 'end boss', it's 'final boss', right?) has MC Tentachill-vibes, that's fine. Maybe 'beefy' gets a pass I don't care, but three of these slightly passable things at once is just too many cooks. 'Minion' has this giant black text??? It doesn't suggest anything?
I don't even know what I'd shorten this title to. IPaVGaNIaMFaBEB? Jeez. On the cover there is three uses of the word 'A', it's capitalised twice but the third time it is not. Most titles are better than this, I thought of one right now, call it "I'm a Minion for a Beefy Final Boss!" Be sure to credit me, Androgynous.

 

[Maya Amano]

marzi's giving some excellent advice again!
"Likewise when I do make fetish art or stories I make sure to tag anything people might not like out of courtesy so that people who have squicks can avoid them." Says the one who has a complete lack of self-awareness that her "novel" is just a fetish fest, lmao.

op's post:

Spoiler

 

[Monkey Pink]

[Cover Art]

Ah yes, "I PLAYED A VIDEO GAME AND NOW I'M A MINION FOR A BEEFY END BOSS!" is so much less cringy and hentai-esque than "Octopod!". Good job, Jessica!

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee_diot]

Her porn novel title reminds me of those obnoxiously long Japanese light novel titles. Stuff like "My Little Sister Can't be This Cute", "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", "That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime"...

 

[Monkey Pink]

Her porn novel title reminds me of those obnoxiously long Japanese light novel titles. Stuff like "My Little Sister Can't be This Cute", "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", "That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime"...

That's what she's trying to go for, even though her book doesn't appeal to that demographic at all. She posts on r/isekai asking for book advice and never listens to it.

What's even funnier about her new title + book cover is that the "beefy end boss" isn't even shown on the cover at all - it looks like she's talking about her Octopod character and calling it beefy, lol. The lustful gaze looking towards the Octopod isn't helping, either.

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

The final product that "fixed a lot"

She says it's not an Isekai story but she's again passing it off as one.

Meet Marzi-I mean Liz.

I wonder if she's even bothering to rewrite and edit anything in the book or if she's going to say it's done. Since it's Marzi and she's lazy and has ignored all critiques so far, no.

 

[Monkey Pink]

"Not that fat"? Liz looks to be about 250-260 pounds. Fuck, Jessica looks like she's about 280 so maybe her perception is screwed up.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Holy shit, pick a title. "For a beefy end boss" has turned into "to a beefcake end boss" and I'm just going to assume that either she forgot her own long as fuck title or she somehow made it worse.

"Not that fat"? Liz looks to be about 250-260 pounds. Fuck, Jessica looks like she's about 280 so maybe her perception is screwed up.

Also yeah I don't know what the hell she's talking about, you can see the protagonist's layers of fat on the cover. It's the most instantly defining thing about her. I would suggest that Androgynous is insecure about this but as someone who has claimed in the past that being fat is cute (it isn't), I can't understand why she would do this unless she changed her mind. Maybe she feels the need to defend the honour of her fictional self-insert.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Holy shit, pick a title. "For a beefy end boss" has turned into "to a beefcake end boss" and I'm just going to assume that either she forgot her own long as fuck title or she somehow made it worse.

I bet she's reading this thread and changing the title so it doesn't show up in her book's Google results. I read in the Waifu thread (trying to catch up on info about her) that she Googles herself like crazy and that's how she finds out when KF is talking about her. She got butthurt when the books in the OP got leaked because it showed up in the results for her character's name.

So, just for the web crawlers out there: "I PLAYED A VIDEO GAME AND NOW I'M A MINION TO A BEEFCAKE END BOSS!"

 

[Ramona]

"Not that fat"? Liz looks to be about 250-260 pounds. Fuck, Jessica looks like she's about 280 so maybe her perception is screwed up.

The "novel" is just a super long self insert fanfic, so it's super important that the main character is almost as fat as Jessica IRL. But still SLIGHTLY less fat cuz her characters are NOT THAT BIG AND FOLLOWING THAT LOGIC NEITHER IS SHE. Checkmate, haters.

Is the octopus on the cover supposed to be a video game species that she made up? An insert from the book earlier in the thread had her sister refer to her as becoming a dumbo octopus.

But dumbo octopuses look like this.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Lol she traced a Clip Studio Paint model for the cover:


She big mad: