Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan - Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.

[Yukari Yakumo]

Took a trip to this thread out of curiosity (and being a Splatoon fan) and it's the worst mistake of my fuckin' life. Great job, OP!
Edit: I didn't want to double post, so I'm just gonna say that she reminds me quite a bit of LadyALT69.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Jessica: "LuckyTomo is going to be completely SFW and G-Rated, sex just doesn't fit the nature of it."
Also Jessica:


(You just know she's going to make "semi-canon" art of them fucking.)

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

Looks like Marzi isn't doing any editing to the book as expected. Poor pacing, jumping around, chapter 1 sex store scene and all. Deadline is October for the release.

Amazon page to "pre-order" for the low low price of $1 or free with Kindle Unlimited.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure.

www.amazon.com

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Looks like Marzi isn't doing any editing to the book as expected. Poor pacing, jumping around, chapter 1 sex store scene and all. Deadline is October for the release.

Amazon page to "pre-order" for the low low price of $1 or free with Kindle Unlimited.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure.

www.amazon.com

Does anyone want the PDF just to make sure it's the same? I'm willing to toss a dollar towards it if people really want it. But if we can all agree it's the same I'll happily save my money.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Looks like Marzi isn't doing any editing to the book as expected. Poor pacing, jumping around, chapter 1 sex store scene and all. Deadline is October for the release.

Amazon page to "pre-order" for the low low price of $1 or free with Kindle Unlimited.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure - Kindle edition by Opüs, Octavius . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Octopod!: A GameLit Adventure.

www.amazon.com

She's really throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, huh, what is a "GameLit"? Am I too old for this shit?

Interesting that the book has a release date now, that means it'll finally be dropping for real and we get no more "please give me advice I won't take threads". No doubt in my mind that she'll shill the fuck out of the book on Reddit when it comes out though.

The description she provides is different to the ones she uses on Reddit but it's basically the same, here's the content warnings:

Random side note too but I noticed her author name is spelt "Octavius Opüs" on Amazon but the Opus has a regular u in it everywhere else (including the current cover) so I wonder what that's about).

Does anyone want the PDF just to make sure it's the same? I'm willing to toss a dollar towards it if people really want it. But if we can all agree it's the same I'll happily save my money.

I mean, it's a dollar. Usually my biggest concern is that you'd be giving Androgynous but she stands to make zero profit off of selling this whatsoever. I did a lot of reading about something I did not understand to find she probably will receive 35% royalties and therefore she will only be receiving 35 cents for every book sold. I don't think she's moving out of her parent's house any time soon. So I mean yeah, by all means go for it.

Spoiler: More dumb cover stuff

She didn't provide many good full looks at the state of the cover other than this one so apologies. It is now a "gamelit adventure" and I've decided that my least favourite word is gamelit.

I also managed to catch her talking while looking for this picture we she actually finally explains half of who is on the cover. (Starts about 20:00 if you hate yourself and want to view it here.)
The man behind her is is not mentioned by name but she describes him as Liz's co-worker so it's most likely Jerry.
The obese crime against nature is Liz, and the other one to the left is one she either calls Fats or Flats, I can't understand her. She claims that this character is the game's third boss, is fat because of a hormonal disorder or something (she adds that Liz is fat because she stress eats, which is exactly why Androgynous says she's fat too hmmmm) and he's apparently a fan favourite among beta readers.
The bird has a name starting with an S that I couldn't understand either. She goes out of her way to state that he is 14 and like a "teenage anime hero" which I'm sure will not end up somehow being problematic. She then proceeds to stop explaining as no one is in the room and says she won't do it again until someone asks, and looking at the chat, no one asks. Some mysteries were just not made to be solved.

There's my update dump, enjoy.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Us "big bad trolls" get a shout-out in this stream:

https://archive.md/r8mKi

https://www.reddit.com/rpan/r/TheArtistStudio/ne5xx8

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

Does anyone want the PDF just to make sure it's the same? I'm willing to toss a dollar towards it if people really want it. But if we can all agree it's the same I'll happily save my money.

I'd wait until a month before it gets released if anything. If anyone has kindle unlimited it's free, not sure if you can still get the PDF that way though, or who uses kindle here. Only because Marzi is adamant about not fixing anything in it, it's a waste. Unless she proves she actually did through editing.


To not double post, Marzi now has an ad or whatever this is.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Does anyone want the PDF just to make sure it's the same? I'm willing to toss a dollar towards it if people really want it. But if we can all agree it's the same I'll happily save my money.

With Kindle pre-orders, I don't think you actually get anything to read until the release date. In that case, just wait because the OP has the book in it's (likely) entirely.

 

[Maya Amano]

octarians are the only alien race that exist apparently

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

New Reddit post sent me down a rabbit hole, here we go again.

I found the trailer on her Facebook page, and calling it a "trailer" doesn't really describe it, it's a three second loop containing an MC Tentachill body pillow and text that fades in and fades out for 90 seconds. It's extremely boring to look at. The very first few seconds describe the protagonist as a "video game fangirl" which I know isn't true because I read the first three chapters and Liz explicitly states she's never set foot in a video game store. The final pile of text appears at the 30 seconds mark and stays for a full minute without changing until it ends, so she could cut the last minute out with nothing of importance being lost.

Trying to rationalise the reddit post, if her numbers are accurate, and let's say 160 users watched the first few seconds, and then 4-6% of those clicked on the Amazon link, that means a whopping 6-10 people checked out her book, but were then probably put off by the fact that the Amazon page is basically empty and there is no cover.
Most likely people aren't dropping off because they're put off by the main character being in their 30s, it's because that information appears about 5 seconds in, it's the second pile of text to fade in and that's about the point in my mind where I realised that this trailer is boring as hell. She says her target audience is people ages 30-45 despite the fact that it takes place in a video game, falls back on anime tropes and is full of bright, obnoxiously colourful characters that screams "my target audience is the weeabos and/or the mentally retarded"
The part where she claims that no one watches to is at the 15 second mark where nothing has still happened.

I guess my point is that she really can't see the fact that her trailer is really bad. Who is going to look at a still image where nothing happens for more than 10 seconds before moving on. Funny how she thinks it's because she's not hitting her target audience or something, delusion is still going strong, I see.
Or maybe people do click off because the book sounds stupid as fuck, I don't know.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

(Cross posted from Waifu Culture )

Time for an EpiK Kow Krossover!!1

Jessica's post seems to have vanished from the thread but it still shows up on her profile/ recent activity. Archived original thread.

TL; DR, our octopus fucker friend encourages a clearly mentally ill person suffering from trauma to join her otherkin cult.

 

[Monkey Pink]

(Cross posted from Waifu Culture )

Time for an EpiK Kow Krica's post seems to have vanished from the thread but it still shows up on her profile/ recent activity. Archived original thread.

TL; DR, our octopus fucker friend encourages a clearly mentally ill person suffering from trauma to join her otherkin cult.

Her posts vanishing are a thing that the mods did because of her sperging. They have to be manually approved.

Its funny because she'll usually type up a page-long rant on herself and the mods will never approve it to be seen by anyone.

In regards to DRL, he's a literal schizophrenic and she's taking advantage of his delusions because it reaffirms hers. That's fucked up.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Latest info dump:

It's been quiet from Androgynous on Reddit lately, not too much out of the ordinary. She streamed herself making an "animated commercial" for the book, and generally went around shilling her book in whatever subreddit was even slightly relevant.
Although yesterday, something slightly interesting happened:

Spoiler: Mera

For those who don't know or just forgot, Mera is the name of a real-life octopus from an aquarium that Androgynous claims to have had a bond with before it died. I don't doubt that story, honestly.
The thing is that she sneaks Mera into everything, and she snuck her into the book too.

This big pile of tentacles is Mera. (The gif is animated but couldn't be bothered to save it like that, the link will be further down.) I'm not gonna share the information she wrote about her because it's boring but basically she's the octopod creator god.

What is interesting is that she posted this to a lot of different subreddits in an attempt to get a hit, and she did, in r/worldbuilding. She is just about to hit 1.5k upvotes on that post.

Someone told her it looks like this:

And honestly, it does.

But what caught my attention was this completely unrelated to the book comment that she made recently:

Androgynous has a mindset that leaves her convinced, absolutely CONVINCED, that the reason people think anything she does is weird is because of the media. They would accept her if they only understood it and presented it in a positive light. I might be grasping at straws here but I know this because I forgot to post some Discord screenshots of one of her finest moments in r/waifuism.

Once upon a time, Androgynous nearly went on Comedy Central to talk about waifuism. All I have as the truth is her word on this but that's a thing that really happened. The people of r/waifuism managed to talk her out of it. Here's the whole conversation:

Spoiler: Comedy Central

Honestly, it's entirely possible she could have been scammed. I don't know enough about offers to appear on tv shows to decide that.

She makes the important point here that she thinks there's a lot of waifuism misinformation and she thinks that somehow she can fix that problem. Yes, an overweight 28 year old on tv talking about her fictional octopus-related delusions would give the community such a positive image.

"everyone's being a whiny baby because they don't want to be exposed to mass trolling" gets me. Someone's salty. Also, it makes me laugh that someone literally googled the definition of Comedy Central.

Once again, her taking subreddit trolls way too seriously. But if this is real, she legit sent that to a Comedy Central producer.

She proves in one sentence why she could have been quite possibly the worst possible person to represent waifuism.

Apologies for not posting those screenshots sooner, I just forgot to get around to it.

 

[Monkey Pink]

@IOnceWasAWaifuFag thank you for the lore drop - I'm really wondering what else you could be sitting on that's forgotten about - do you have a link to the Discord archive? Someone posted it in the Waifu thread before.

I remember her bitching about the furry girl from My Strange Addiction and Naia (who also has a thread here) from that MTV otherkin special. So this doesn't shock me too much that she would consider herself "better" than them... When she's really not, lmao.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

@IOnceWasAWaifuFag thank you for the lore drop - I'm really wondering what else you could be sitting on that's forgotten about - do you have a link to the Discord archive? Someone posted it in the Waifu thread before.

I remember her bitching about the furry girl from My Strange Addiction and Naia (who also has a thread here) from that MTV otherkin special. So this doesn't shock me too much that she would consider herself "better" than them... When she's really not, lmao.

I don't have the complete Discord archive, only bits and pieces of it, and honestly, everything of value from it has already been posted. The OP has the first three discord dumps, the rest is here.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Her posts vanishing are a thing that the mods did because of her sperging. They have to be manually approved.

Its funny because she'll usually type up a page-long rant on herself and the mods will never approve it to be seen by anyone.

In regards to DRL, he's a literal schizophrenic and she's taking advantage of his delusions because it reaffirms hers. That's fucked up.

Sorry for bumping this, I know there was more of a discussion about this in the Waifu culture thread but to catch people who don't read that thread up and give some follow-up:
Despite nearly every comment saying "don't kin, it's normal to just relate to a character, doesn't mean it's kinning" DRL still wound up identifying as kin and I really think that is because of Marzi's comment. It's been on my mind her wording, saying "it's not good to deny parts of yourself" really rubs me the wrong way. She's interacted with DRL before and I doubt she isn't aware of the fact he is very delusional to put it blunt. I think a mix of her being someone he already trusts (ie, not an outsider, a fellow waifuist) and her wording of making it sound like he is already this character on the inside and that he is just denying a part of himself is really manipulative. Like, I might just be a bleeding heart hippie, because i genuinely feel really bad for DRL because >literal schizophrenic who got pulled into waifu culture that is literally ruining his life but I don't think you could deny it isn't a little weird or offputting.

I'unno, it's just been rubbing me the wrong way because of that wording. And again, there's no way she doesn't know about DRL's schizophrenia considering they know eachother. It is, as Monkey Pink said, taking advantage of his delusions (and susceptibility/gullibility) to reaffirm herself, which is really gross in my opinion.

 

[IOnceWasAWaifuFag]

Sorry for bumping this, I know there was more of a discussion about this in the Waifu culture thread but to catch people who don't read that thread up and give some follow-up:
Despite nearly every comment saying "don't kin, it's normal to just relate to a character, doesn't mean it's kinning" DRL still wound up identifying as kin and I really think that is because of Marzi's comment. It's been on my mind her wording, saying "it's not good to deny parts of yourself" really rubs me the wrong way. She's interacted with DRL before and I doubt she isn't aware of the fact he is very delusional to put it blunt. I think a mix of her being someone he already trusts (ie, not an outsider, a fellow waifuist) and her wording of making it sound like he is already this character on the inside and that he is just denying a part of himself is really manipulative. Like, I might just be a bleeding heart hippie, because i genuinely feel really bad for DRL because >literal schizophrenic who got pulled into waifu culture that is literally ruining his life but I don't think you could deny it isn't a little weird or offputting.

I'unno, it's just been rubbing me the wrong way because of that wording. And again, there's no way she doesn't know about DRL's schizophrenia considering they know eachother. It is, as Monkey Pink said, taking advantage of his delusions (and susceptibility/gullibility) to reaffirm herself, which is really gross in my opinion.

I agree with this honestly, it's one of the many reasons I don't have regrets constantly scouring through her shit. The way I see things is that you can do what you want as long as you don't bother other people but Androgynous is actively destructive and deluded to the point where she forces this kind of thing on other people. I don't like that either.

Anyway I wanted to contribute something again so this time I went to the r/waifuism account, because other than a Pokemon TCG Online stream she's been pretty quiet lately.

This one caught my eye in the waifu culture thread:

"I've got a folder especially for Octavio NSFW. He strikes me as a guy who has sex a lot, and I mean a LOT a lot."
Now we don't have time to unpack all of that but...

Spoiler: This guy strikes me as a real pussy magnet

Oh yeah, this is a sex god.

She also attempted to revive the dead subreddit, r/waifuismover20, something which unfortunately seems to have worked.

One thing I don't get about these waifufags even after spending a great deal of time with them is how any of them can actually attest to fucking a fictional character but I'm sure she has a great time fucking an octopus DJ god or something I didn't like splatoon and I don't care enough to learn the lore.

EDIT:
I think I found where the book money is going.

 

[Ramona]

I so hope this romantic getaway happens.
She‘s either going to cry on Reddit about having to lie to her parents about what she is doing, or she will tell them exactly what she’s doing and then cry that they are judging her for being immature and wasteful. And retarded.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Mido from OoT??? R8 me alarm clocks but is this a new identity crisis?

 

[Lyra Plushie]

View attachment 2214331

Mido from OoT??? R8 me alarm clocks but is this a new identity crisis?

new crisis from what i can tell. all i remember her talking about with zelda was how tingle was otherkin or whatever.
here's mido for the uninitiated:

hey at least he's not a literal octopus or glutton like her other kins. unless he is, idk, i never played ocarina of time. i was a civilized majora's mask fan.