Kiwi Farms

This user has been discussed quite regularly in the Otherkin and Waifu Culture threads, and it's about time she got her own piece. Thank you to KF users @Lyra Plushie @w4vy_gr4vy, @Sculptor, @Maya Amano, @Fake-n-Gay, and @IOnceWasAWaifuFag for their contributions that made this thread possible.


Who is Jessica Saiter?
Jessica Marie Saiter, age 29 as of this post, is an aspiring artist and author from Michigan. She lives at home with her parents and younger sister, with an on-and-off job as a cashier. She identifies as "nonbinary" and began going by Andy 2 or 3 years ago. This isn't uncommon on modern social media, what makes her stand out are her spiritual beliefs and relationship with a fictional Nintendo villain.

Jessica was discovered in the Waifu Culture thread, expressing her fondness for DJ Octavio, a major villain in the Nintendo series, Splatoon.


Splatoon is her obsession. Her drive. It's the one thing she can't stop talking about. It even goes deeper than normal fandom.
Jessica, as you see, believes she was an Octotrooper from Splatoon in a past life. You see this thing? Her.

Yes, truly, the resemblance is uncanny.


She's what is called "fictionkin"; an otherkin that identifies as a fictional character. She identifies as pagan and after her "spiritual awakening" via playing Splatoon, she began identifying an octopus as her spirit animal and worshipping Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. She claims Octavio is her one true love, but recently she has decided to go "poly" with the intention of seeking out real people to date, with little to no luck. Yes, she's a 29-year old virgin, and she openly admits she's never dated a real man.




The Discord Exposé:
@IOnceWasAWaifuFag has done an excellent exposé on her Discord conversations regarding her family, past, and mental (un)health:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Jessica has authored quite a bit of fanfiction and Amazon short stories, such as "Canon Call of Cthulhu". Jessica has currently been writing a book under the alias Octavius J. Opus ("Oct Opus", get it?) that is really just glorified self-insert Splatoon fanfiction with the characters changed around to avoid Nintendo's legal eye. It's 69k words long and has the working title of "Octopod! Why Does My Crush Have Tentacles?", about a 35-year-old woman who gets isekai'd into a video game and fucks the villain (named "MC Tentachill"). Her other current work-in-progress is a shameless ripoff of Tamagotchi called "LuckyTomo". She just doesn't understand WHY she can't find a publisher for any of her work!



Her books are available in PDF format as attachments to this thread.