Jessica Yaniv set new york fries in her/his lolsuit sights -

[AT 903]

Nonsense. Citizens of that particular unnamed country are not fond of mayo. It's butter (hence "butty"). They put big-ass squishy french fries between slices of buttered bread.

There's also the bacon butty, for those that look at bacon and think, "that shit could use some butter".

Agree a chip butty needs butter not mayo.
Love how this thread has turned to naming finest cuisine of our unnamed lil country.
Great work team.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The Canadians are glaring at you. #poutineforlife

Shit, I'm not even Canadian but poutine is delicious. All this discussion means I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Are french fries... Kosher?

Unless you add bacon, yes.


ETA: what islandcucks eat is barely food. Have you people not watched Kay?

 

[sixthwave]

I think the reporters mentioning their "friend" wasn't served sets a dangerous rumour mill going though. These are usually entry level positions and they don't necessarily know they shouldn't go around repeating that and helping JY's case.

 

[wabbits]

Nonsense. Citizens of that particular unnamed country are not fond of mayo. It's butter (hence "butty"). They put big-ass squishy french fries between slices of buttered bread.

There's also the bacon butty, for those that look at bacon and think, "that shit could use some butter".

Jimmy Wales gon' fight you.


Edit: Now donairs? They're good eats. From the other side of Canada, I know, but I wish to sound a positive note before the mods throw me in the OT bin.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

TBH fries-and-gravy has been a thing (in Canada, anyway) long before some sperg in Quebec decided to add cheese curds.

It’s also a thing in the Unnamed Kountry, at least from the Midlands upwards.

Jimmy Wales gon' fight you.
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Edit: Now donairs? They're good eats. From the other side of Canada, I know, but I wish to sound a positive note before the mods throw me in the OT bin.

Mayo is a recent addition. I’ve never met anyone who has it with mayo. This may be a Southern thing.

 

[Hesa]

As a supporter of a football team that has the "Greasy Chip Butty" song as their main song and having grown up on them, there has never once in my 40 odd years of life ever been a soupçon of mayo near a chip butty. I cannot ever remember seeing mayo in a chippy. Cheesy chips happens but it's usually cheap and cheerful cheese like Red Leicester and grated.

Has this wanker always been like this. I get the sense it's been going on for a few years and everybody gives in and lets him get away with it.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

See, this places me in the awkward position of having to defend a business serving a vegetarian gravy with poutine like some kind of goddamned savages, but here we are:

At this point, I wonder if the business in question might have a strong case even if they did kick the fucker out.
At this point, he's known for three things:
-Being an avowed racist
-Being a closet pedophile
-Suing immigrants for existing.

It would be well within a business' rights to remove a very public racist with a long history as a vexatious litigant from their premises. The celebrity he's chasing can work against him, at this point.

 

[CheesyBoy]

He probably asked for some fried tampons.

 

[sperginity]

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The real crime New York Fries should be sued for is putting vegetarian gravy on their regular poutine, not whatever "discrimination" nonsense Yaniv is making up.

mushroom gravy can be fucking delicious, you're missing out

 

[Xozx]

I can tell you never worked in food, because if you had you'd know the correct answer is dip your balls in the gravy.

Sweaty, hairy, brown-people balls--the kind JY hates the most.

All joking aside, it makes me smile to think that with a villainous pedo/racist reputation like JY's and how often he seems to eats out, there's no doubt in my mind that he's had his food fucked with before. Even without the reputation and before all the media attention, I'm sure the terrorist litigious mompal duo have always been the worst kind of customers to deal with and exactly the type this sort of thing happens to.

 

[Amya Spedonym]

Maybe it was because the gravity is trans (fat) free

Anybody who didn't laugh aloud while they read that as being "Fat Trans free" has a heart of stone.

 

[NewTroonGoofin]

Ive previously said that troon on troon violence is my favorite violence but oh how short sighted I was.

Potato on potato violence is the new gold standard.

 

[AbraCadaver]

There is another nation - unnamed here out of respect for Null's sensibilities - that puts mayo on fries and rolls the mess up in a slice of white bread because this is a nation bent on proving that all the jokes about white people are true.

The thing is known as ::: shield the eyes of any children near your screen ::: a chip butty.

Mayo on a chip butty??

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Is New York known for its fries? Canada has fucked up ideas about American culture, yo. This culture war goes deeper than I thought.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Are french fries... Kosher?

The only thing I know about kosher is “you don’t eat the child with the mother” which is a fucked up rationale that means you don’t mix cheese and meat. Poutine problems plague our hero, is this is why he is intent on destroying Canada?

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Is New York known for its fries? Canada has fucked up ideas about American culture, yo. This culture war goes deeper than I thought.

New York's not just known for its fries. We're aware you have soft pretzels and knishes too.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

New York's not just known for its fries. We're aware you have soft pretzels and knishes too.

Someone call their portly country uncle and have him send in Rolling Thunder to protect all American-identifying soft pretzel vendors.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

It never ceases to amaze me how much Yaniv hates brown women minding their own business and trying to hold down a shitty job. There has to be something pathological here.

Is New York known for its fries? Canada has fucked up ideas about American culture, yo. This culture war goes deeper than I thought.

Don't even get started on the garbage they think constitutes "pizza" from "Boston Pizza" . Even Papa Gino's is better than that shit.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Someone call their portly country uncle and have him send in Rolling Thunder to protect all American-identifying soft pretzel vendors.

It never ceases to amaze me how much Yaniv hates brown women minding their own business and trying to hold down a shitty job. There has to be something pathological here.

Have the Halal Guys ride bitch on those American hogs. The buck stops here.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Jimmy Wales gon' fight you.
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Edit: Now donairs? They're good eats. From the other side of Canada, I know, but I wish to sound a positive note before the mods throw me in the OT bin.

Wow that's a real thing. I thought earthworm jim made up the chip butty.