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Gross Jessie Weasley / Jessiedoeslife / @ssbbw_Jessie"#SEXYAF" Fat Makeup Vlog Atheist and "Youtube Content Creator"

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by highway star, Apr 20, 2017.

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  1. Let me introduce you guys to Jessie,

    Jessie Weasley is a bisexual 39 year old self proclaimed "Youtube Content Creator" from, surprise surprise.... Jacksonville, Florida. She vlogs and goes very into detail about her past in some videos. Confirmed jobless and relying on husband and/or welfare like all good cows. She loves makeup and doing reviews and particularly loves lipstick. So much so, that she doesn't wear anything else on her face.

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    Below is an average vlog;
    also in a few others you can even catch her opening with a "Hey Ya'll" :tomgirl:

    She's a huge :autism: Harry Potter fan (That's why her online last name is Weasley, the only smart thing she's ever done to conceal her identity)

    Oh and. She does porn.

    Porn (archive)
    Clips4Sale Porn Site #2 (archive)

    archive of videos I've posted on here incase she deletes
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    #1 highway star, Apr 20, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2017
    highway star

    highway star Wow. Eternal damnation. My kids would love it.

  2. And her husband is EXTREMELY creepy.

    one of my favorite videos on yt tbh...
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    highway star

    highway star Wow. Eternal damnation. My kids would love it.

  3. He looks like one of those people you'd see on Florida's "Most Wanted" list.
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    Pina Colada

    Pina Colada Hot for Teacher
    True & Honest Fan

  4. She looks more like a man than her husband does.
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    Cuck Norris

    Cuck Norris dude weed lmao
    True & Honest Fan

  5. I've never rated something :islamic: so fast.

    I'm not quite sure she's in a position to call other people gross. Also, why are there more hashtags than there are words?
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    Sergeant Politeness

    Sergeant Politeness Searching for weak points
    True & Honest Fan

  6. [​IMG]

    Amy Slaton style. Where the hell did her eyebrows and eyelashes go?
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    The Lotus

    The Lotus We Are All Grineer

  7. Feel free to call her sometime

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    yawning sneasel

    yawning sneasel Bent Dolan
    Staff Member Manager True & Honest Fan

  8. What the heck is Fullsceen? She mentions in in every video.

    Her husband seriously needs his teeth worked on. Holy...
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    Barbarella Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
    True & Honest Fan

  9. "#Family Guy"

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  10. Fullscreen is like a branding/popularity helper but I have no idea how she's apart of it. The site seems to boast some very high profile clients so idk if she's lying or she really just thinks she is with them.
    He does dipping tobacco for sure. Don't know much on him but wouldn't be surprised if he had a record.

    Also so I don't double post, Jessie LOVES lolliops. She mail orders them constantly and sucks on them throughout the night as shown.
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    #10 highway star, Apr 20, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2017
    highway star

    highway star Wow. Eternal damnation. My kids would love it.

  11. is she trying to loose weight? sometimes people use lollipops as like a substitute to keep from binge eating and what not.
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    acceptable cuck

  12. Autism
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    Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage IRL Astolfo says "Traps Aren't Gay"
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

  13. Nothing to see here but FAT.... move along.
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    Dingus Bing Bong

    Dingus Bing Bong A real gangsta-ass nigga that dont run his mouth

  14. In all seriousness, she actually looks like she could be related to Amy. :horrifying:
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  15. Amberlynn Reid is the same way. They are so fat they stretch their shit right off their heads.
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    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

  16. [​IMG]
    There's definitely a resemblance there, maybe she's actually Meg. On steroids.
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  17. why is it that fatties are always dancing
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  18. the fat of her brow has eaten the hair jesus christ
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    Chad5⋅5 mental midget, colossus cock

  19. If I had to see that in a mirror every day I wouldn't believe in god either
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  20. I can't believe this isn't a transwoman
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    PiggyPie The patron saint of sucking cock