Jesus Cucks - (or) Is it just me?

[BestUserName]

Why do I get the feeling everyone on KiwiFarms is far too eager to carry water for religious fundamentalists, especially white people religions (i.e. Mormons)? I get being frustrated and angry with the regressive left's perverse eagerness to fall on its belly and spread its cheeks for Islam, believe me I feel the same way, but there is no virtue in falling head first into one extreme just to avoid another extreme. I would also like to apologize (again) for being so shitty at using the forums.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Why do I get the feeling everyone on KiwiFarms is far too eager to carry water for religious fundamentalists, especially white people religions (i.e. Mormons)? I get being frustrated and angry with the regressive left's perverse eagerness to fall on its belly and spread its cheeks for Islam, believe me I feel the same way, but there is no virtue in falling head first into one extreme just to avoid another extreme. I would also like to apologize (again) for being so shitty at using the forums.

This isn't a political forum. This isn't an anti-Islam or anti-Christian forum. This is a forum for laughing at stupid people on the internet.

If you're trying to have serious political discussion and getting angry about it, you're doing the Farms wrong.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I would also like to apologize (again) for being so shitty at using the forums.

you're not sorry though

 

[BestUserName]

If you're trying to have serious political discussion and getting angry about it, you're doing the Farms wrong.

A more then fair point, I'm definitely going overboard.

you're not sorry though

Believe me when I say I'm very sorry, just very impulsive.

 

[Moonman's Son]

This isn't a political forum. This isn't an anti-Islam or anti-Christian forum. This is a forum for laughing at stupid people on the internet.

If you're trying to have serious political discussion and getting angry about it, you're doing the Farms wrong.

Even though there are threads that discuss sociopolitical elements of lolcows, such as whether Chris Chan is actually a tranny or not?

 

[BestUserName]

Even though there are threads that discuss sociopolitical elements of lolcows, such as whether Chris Chan is actually a tranny or not?

What is it about Chris-Chan that makes him such a fascinating failure? Why can't I get people on the internet to obsess over my dysfunction?

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Even though there are threads that discuss sociopolitical elements of lolcows, such as whether Chris Chan is actually a tranny or not?

Chris is a fake tranny who has a history of being an utterly laughable person. That is why that thread exists. It's not the tranny part.

You just joined today and you think you know how this thing works. You've touched the poop, left yourself open to getting totally doxed by doing so, written an autistic text wall screeching about MUH SJEWS and then admitted to being a holocaust denier. Lurk more.

What is it about Chris-Chan that makes him such a fascinating failure? Why can't I get people on the internet to obsess over my dysfunction?

You don't want to be Chris Chan. If you think you do, you don't. If you still think so, please forward me all your other social media profiles. I need a featured thread anyway.

 

[Moonman's Son]

Chris is a fake tranny who has a history of being an utterly laughable person. That is why that thread exists. It's not the tranny part.

You just joined today and you think you know how this thing works. You've touched the poop, left yourself open to getting totally doxed by doing so, written an autistic text wall screeching about MUH SJEWS and then admitted to being a holocaust denier. Lurk more.


You don't want to be Chris Chan. If you think you do, you don't. If you still think so, please forward me all your other social media profiles. I need a featured thread anyway.

It's a little bit of both.

That rule doesn't apply to people who aren't trying to troll one of Chris's former friends, or Chris himself.

I talked about regressive leftism, the new Ghostbusters movie, the U.S. election, the Jewish oligarchy, and World War II. Again, telling the truth isn't denying anything. The International Red Cross came up with those numbers, not me. Plus, there are people who lived in concentration camps who talked about what it was like there. A good number of them said that it was bad but nowhere anywhere near as infernal as we are led to believe. I am a skeptic about a lot of things. I don't take them at face value.
And I've been lurking for a while. You do know the posts on this site are public, right? I don't pretend like i know everything. I ask if I'm doing things wrong. Acting like you're a big deal only helps your ego, and no one else.

 

[BestUserName]

You don't want to be Chris Chan. If you think you do, you don't. If you still think so, please forward me all your other social media profiles. I need a featured thread anyway.

Sorry, but I don't know how to. I suck at internet.

You just joined today and you think you know how this thing works. You've touched the poop, left yourself open to getting totally doxed by doing so, written an autistic text wall screeching about MUH SJEWS and then admitted to being a holocaust denier. Lurk more.

I must be more :autism: then I thought because I had no idea I gave off the impression I just joined KiwiFarms or am a Holocaust denier.

 

[Null]

Why do I get the feeling everyone on KiwiFarms is far too eager to carry water for religious fundamentalists, especially white people religions (i.e. Mormons)? I get being frustrated and angry with the regressive left's perverse eagerness to fall on its belly and spread its cheeks for Islam, believe me I feel the same way, but there is no virtue in falling head first into one extreme just to avoid another extreme. I would also like to apologize (again) for being so shitty at using the forums.

wat

 

[BestUserName]

wat

As I'm sure you're all aware of by now, I'm a massive fucking sperg whos only hope for her life is as an internet laughing stock. Hate me as much as you want, I'm such a horrid being that I deserve it. Just don't hurt my family, their only crime is being unlucky enough to end up in my toxic orbit.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

As I'm sure you're all aware of by now, I'm a massive fucking sperg whos only hope for her life is as an internet laughing stock. Hate me as much as you want, I'm such a horrid being that I deserve it. Just don't hurt my family, their only crime is being unlucky enough to end up in my toxic orbit.

What is it about Chris-Chan that makes him such a fascinating failure? Why can't I get people on the internet to obsess over my dysfunction?

if you really want a thread so bad then post your real name and address

Oh and pics too

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Just don't hurt my family, their only crime is being unlucky enough to end up in my toxic orbit.

Get a psychiatrist ASAP, seriously. And stop begging for a halal thread. I have no idea what's exactly wrong with you, but you seem to cultivate a special sort of self hatred. Your hateboner for certain users is rather worrying. If the farms are too thrilling for you, then this is clearly the wrong place for you to sperg.

 

[Cato]

I must be more :autism: then I thought because I had no idea I gave off the impression I just joined KiwiFarms or am a Holocaust denier.

Read his post again.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

As I'm sure you're all aware of by now, I'm a massive fucking sperg whos only hope for her life is as an internet laughing stock. Hate me as much as you want, I'm such a horrid being that I deserve it. Just don't hurt my family, their only crime is being unlucky enough to end up in my toxic orbit.

 

[BestUserName]

Get a psychiatrist ASAP, seriously.

I know you mean well, but I've spent most of my life in therapy, and all it did was waste my time and money.

Read his post again.

I did read it again, and all that confirmed is how stupid I am since apparently I'm still missing something.

 

[Cato]

I did read it again, and all that confirmed is how stupid I am since apparently I'm still missing something.

Okay, well I'll spell it out then: he wasn't addressing you when he wrote that. It was in response to a completely different user that he directly quoted.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

I know you mean well, but I've spent most of my life in therapy, and all it did was waste my time and money.

Then the past treatments didn't fit your mental constitution. This is something that happens to many people, since everybody has their own set of necessities to respond accordingly to drugs and therapies. You have two options: Either you search for a new, better fitting physician or you give up. But in either way you should stop posting here, if you want your family to be left in peace. There are more than enough we.ens out here.

 

[Ruin]

For anyone unfamiliar with the OP he's a fucking moron, as bad as they were Autisticdragonkin and Woody occasionally said something funny. Not this guy though literally every single post he's made since joining is terrible. My advice is to not waste time trying to help and simply laugh.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Faggots like you need electroshock therapy to be made whole. It's Jesus's will, and you shouldn't question it. Now be a good girl and let Daddy put the headset on you. It'll all feel better soon, dear.