Trainwreck Jewdank - Reddit's prime premadonna butt plug princess.

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Jewdank began her "career" on Reddit as GoddessJ. She was a regular poster to r/Feet. After a little pushing she started posting to r/Gonewild - reddit's most popular amateur porn subreddit. She was wildly successful there due to her looks. After making a ton of posts there a power mod named /u/NotApostolate made a subreddit about her named /r/Jewdank. She was made second top mod of this subreddit and set up business. Her subreddit gained over 30k subs and she was/is the most popular amateur porn actress on Reddit. Too bad for her, flashing pussy pics doesn't excuse having an absolutely abhorrent personality.

Jewdank has this problem where she can't not be a total raging bitch any time someone mentions her.

She's infamous for getting into a fight with Whitney Wisconsin (of dog fucker fame) because she was upset someone was getting more vid views than her.

To be frank, the amount of drama Jewdank has caused on Reddit is palpable and she has over 500 entries to r/Subredditdrama, and 300 to r/Drama. Linking to any number of them would be mute and they're all just her being upset for no reason.

Recently Jewdank's drama has gotten very gross, and she was shitposting all over Reddit about how she's suing r/drama for harassment.

Things got so bad that /u/Notapostolate shut down her entire subreddit.

After having her subreddit shut down she had a total meltdown and told everyone to "leave Reddit" and was a basic as fuck bitch and had a total fucking nuclear meltdown.

She then deleted her account, thus leaving the 4 people that were retarded enough to pay for her dirty panties high and dry with blue balls.

I'd link to all her drama but honestly there's just **so much** of it that I'll leave you a link and let you gawk for yourselves. The only smart thing this whore did was keep her dox out of the picture, which even with photos I can't seem to track down. If you find it let me know.

r/drama search results of her drama

r/Subredditdrama results of her drama

Baleeted account

Baleeted subreddit

 

[Karne Thistle]

Thank you! This is overdue. Her levels of cattiness, self delusional overestimation of her many other talents that she would pursue after her camwhoring was done and bizarre behaving white knights/alts was a sight to see, and these past couple of weeks when she crashed and burned completely was immensely gratifying.

I have no leads on dox but she was vagueposting about hiring a lawyer to presumably sue someone. Here's hoping it happens. Someone will most likely post dox before that potentially happens but I would love to see a trial. Give us more stupidity Jewdank, please!

 

[RK 672]

This is someone who's definitely threadworthy. I was thinking about making a thread about her, but I wasn't sure where to start. At one point, she used to be a mod for r/Drama, but everyone there hated her. She would block whoever said anything remotely negative about her. It's believed that she used alts to defend herself on Reddit.
If anyone's wondering, she's not Jewish. She based her username off another r/GoneWild poster, thediggitydank, who she has clashed with in the past. I think I read that her first name is Julia, but I'm not certain.

 

[GS 281]

Too bad for her, flashing pussy pics doesn't excuse having an absolutely abhorrent personality.

 

[Paco's Chili Holocaust]

Okay but seriously, it's a bit hard to follow her posts when they're all under the guise of [deleted]. Although this guy did make me chuckle pretty hard

 

[Karne Thistle]

You are right to a certain extent. The thirst still rises for her, especially now that she is "retired." But her bitchy/craziness levels are so high she eventually drives away all friends and allies. At the core it's simple: she sees other camwhores as a threat, but this extends to all other women and any talent. She claims almost as many fields of expertise as Brianna Wu. MBA marketing student, graphic designer, video editor, philosopher and literary critic.

If someone else had done it and a third part pointed it out as nice work, her hackles would rise and the shade would get thrown. Instantly an expert, or a prodigy amateur, she could do it better. She had taken classes (which she had never mentioned taking before) and it wasn't such a big deal or so nice after all. The mildest of off hand compliments to others would trigger an intense jealousy.

If anyone called her out on this or her other bullshit, drama queen mode would engage. She would throw pouty bitch fits to get her way even without any of it. Even some of her thirstier fans would walk away after getting a closer look at how nasty and crazy she was. Usually after trying to reason with her and tell her this was unhealthy for her own sake to be met with hostility and denial. She eventually pisses off everyone.

I have a lot of hope that her trainwreck will go on and on, and she will be unable to stay away from porn and attention. All sings point to yes.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Okay but seriously, it's a bit hard to follow her posts when they're all under the guise of [deleted]. Although this guy did make me chuckle pretty hard
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She's hot that's for sure. Sorry for not archiving her post history before she baleeted. Her baleeting was the reason I made this post though.

 

[Karne Thistle]

She's hot that's for sure. Sorry for not archiving her post history before she baleeted. Her baleeting was the reason I made this post though.

She was smart as far as deleting her individual comments all throughout her reddit career. A day or two, or sometimes less than 24 hours following a thorough lashing out she would delete her comments. So even while her account was still active she would clean up her messes. But as you know it was only a matter of time before another shitstorm would kick up. She always delivered.

 

[Arcanine]

She has absolutely trailer trash tattoos that she photoshops out of her photos; this includes the Illuminati insignia featuring in Dan Brown's Angels and Demons as well as a major league sports themed pinup girl.

Spoiler: NSFW and huge

She used pretty obvious alts on reddit too. Two of the more noteable examples were /u/misterjewdank and /u/dankmate, who were meant to be her boyfriend and roommate respectfully.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Another camwhore meat-puppet destined for fatness, I mean greatness.

 

[Comte de Lautréamont]

I also seem to recall her feuding with one of the /r/drama moderators, a fat transgender who went by "Miranda." Another of her alts was a user /u/heelthebern that she used to whiteknight for herself.

 

[Karne Thistle]

I also seem to recall her feuding with one of the /r/drama moderators, a fat transgender who went by "Miranda." Another of her alts was a user /u/heelthebern that she used to whiteknight for herself.

It could be hard to know who was an alt and who was an orbiter/white knight. This user, theotcritius, was around during that time she was feuding with Miranda, as well as two other mods (again, usually other women) seemed to be an alt, but provided photographic proof on demand.

Spoiler: NSFW Beta Ballsack

I always thought some of these guys were the ones who would do her work she would take credit for, like digitally removing that awful tattoo on her right ass cheek. Or maybe provide proof the her alt was not her.

 

[Abby]

She has absolutely trailer trash tattoos that she photoshops out of her photos; this includes the Illuminati insignia featuring in Dan Brown's Angels and Demons as well as a major league sports themed pinup girl.

Spoiler: NSFW and huge

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She used pretty obvious alts on reddit too. Two of the more noteable examples were /u/misterjewdank and /u/dankmate, who were meant to be her boyfriend and roommate respectfully.

I read on one of the many r/drama threads about this girl that one of those tattoos is supposed to be a watermark.

I never realized until recently how many weird communities with their own little celebrities and lolcows exist on Reddit. There's whole subreddits and communities just based on this unstable bitch. And she's just one of many.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

She has absolutely trailer trash tattoos that she photoshops out of her photos; this includes the Illuminati insignia featuring in Dan Brown's Angels and Demons as well as a major league sports themed pinup girl.

Spoiler: NSFW and huge

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She used pretty obvious alts on reddit too. Two of the more noteable examples were /u/misterjewdank and /u/dankmate, who were meant to be her boyfriend and roommate respectfully.

Gee Jewdank! How come your white knight money lets you have TWO tramp stamps?"

 

[Big Nasty]

camwhore meat-puppet destined for fatness

I take it you are familiar with Felicia Clover.

 

[Maradontia]

She at one point said she was going to school to be a mortician, and a mod of /r/drama told her as soon as she's found out cam whoring her career is over. This led to a long argument.

 

[VJ 120]

It's sad that a girl this pretty has such a hideously inflated ego from a bunch of basement dwellers jacking off over her. It's like an apple with a rotten core.

 

[CreepyStalker]

It's sad that a girl this pretty has such a hideously inflated ego from a bunch of basement dwellers jacking off over her. It's like an apple with a rotten core.

What I don't get is, why interact with her, or any online camgirl really? I mean sure shes hot, but it will be a cold day in hell when a online camgirl is interested in some thirsty beta paying for some used panties. And in that one 00000.1% she is interested, she'll probably put your beta cuck ass through the ringer.

But the whole camgirl image seems like a weird juxtaposition anyway.

 

[WEEDle]

What baffles me the most is why she got those hideous fucking tattoos!? Guess they match her personality or something.

 

[InactionMan]

Looks like r/Drama is having some drama of its own. Tried going there and was met with this: