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I’d like to introduce you all to a magnificent Christian fundamentalist cow, her helpmeet (yes, the ditzy bish is driving this crazy train), and their innocent calves: David John Rodrigues and Jill Christine Noyes Rodrigues, aka Rodrigues Family Ministries, aka Rodrigues Family Loves Jesus.
Links to the funny:
https://www.instagram.com/rodriguesfamilyservingjesus/?hl=en (private)
https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/
https://www.facebook.com/rodriguesfamilylovesjesus
YouTube Channels:
Jill https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAGfG8vfJpqqN38UQZmRZNA
David https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBSJwXVjI1oYQS72b2O25pg
Tim https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQz3zVu_62QmEe1V8yb2leA
Current Location: 1335 W Moreland Rd, Wooster, OH 44691 (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1335-W-Moreland-Rd-Wooster-OH-44691/61181858_zpid/)
Previous Location/s:
845 Honaker Dr, Charleston, WV 25312
Criss crossing the country is a small RV with 15 people
Why is this funny?
13 emaciated children! Gobs of makeup that make Tammy Faye look the very picture of modesty! Hair not out of place at a Whitesnake concert! Grifting! Children with 1980s Mary Kay saleslady makeup and hairdos! MLM mom because the fat patriarch is useless! Narcissistic Jill and her seething jealousy over her eldest daughter having the audacity to get pregnant without precious mama's permission! Forcing the kids to sing for their supper in an RV that roams across the country in search of "love offerings" and scraps of food for their children! DUGGAR-ADJACENT FUNDIE “ROYALTY”!
This family of 15 has been drifting and grifting for the past 20-something years. David has never been employed; he ostensibly runs a “ministry”, The Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus, which means he owns a printing press that is operated solely through child labor. They cross the country in an RV, show up to random churches with 13 hungry children, and ask for “love offerings”. People generally feel sorry for them and allow them to sing at their church (which Jill then promptly demands payment for), tell David they’ll let him print up a run of church flyers for them (which they will be expected to pay for), and feed the kids because it’s clear no one else will. Obviously, this act wears real thin, real fast, but it’s been effective enough for them to have grifted not one but two separate houses and the aforementioned RV.
They currently reside in Wooster, Ohio in the latest home they grifted cash, donations, and furniture for. They fled their previous grifted home in West Virginia because CPS started showing up regularly and they had to get out of Dodge before consequences befell them.
David Rodrigues, DOB 5/29/1971
Jill Noyes Rodrigues, DOB 11/3/1978, turns 43 this year.
Fat crazy parents:
How they met, at ages 12 and 19. Nope, not kidding. Jill is terrifying.
Their 13 starving kids, in birth order:
An Ode to the Miscarriages
Why Do You Care About This?
Starving Children and CPS
Jill’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Public Behavior
Child Labor
Plexus
Timothy’s Failure to Launch
The Nurptuals
David's "print ministry"
I’d like to introduce you all to a magnificent Christian fundamentalist cow, her helpmeet (yes, the ditzy bish is driving this crazy train), and their innocent calves: David John Rodrigues and Jill Christine Noyes Rodrigues, aka Rodrigues Family Ministries, aka Rodrigues Family Loves Jesus.
Links to the funny:
https://www.instagram.com/rodriguesfamilyservingjesus/?hl=en (private)
https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/
https://www.facebook.com/rodriguesfamilylovesjesus
YouTube Channels:
Jill https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAGfG8vfJpqqN38UQZmRZNA
David https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBSJwXVjI1oYQS72b2O25pg
Tim https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQz3zVu_62QmEe1V8yb2leA
Current Location: 1335 W Moreland Rd, Wooster, OH 44691 (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1335-W-Moreland-Rd-Wooster-OH-44691/61181858_zpid/)
Previous Location/s:
845 Honaker Dr, Charleston, WV 25312
Criss crossing the country is a small RV with 15 people
Why is this funny?
13 emaciated children! Gobs of makeup that make Tammy Faye look the very picture of modesty! Hair not out of place at a Whitesnake concert! Grifting! Children with 1980s Mary Kay saleslady makeup and hairdos! MLM mom because the fat patriarch is useless! Narcissistic Jill and her seething jealousy over her eldest daughter having the audacity to get pregnant without precious mama's permission! Forcing the kids to sing for their supper in an RV that roams across the country in search of "love offerings" and scraps of food for their children! DUGGAR-ADJACENT FUNDIE “ROYALTY”!
This family of 15 has been drifting and grifting for the past 20-something years. David has never been employed; he ostensibly runs a “ministry”, The Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus, which means he owns a printing press that is operated solely through child labor. They cross the country in an RV, show up to random churches with 13 hungry children, and ask for “love offerings”. People generally feel sorry for them and allow them to sing at their church (which Jill then promptly demands payment for), tell David they’ll let him print up a run of church flyers for them (which they will be expected to pay for), and feed the kids because it’s clear no one else will. Obviously, this act wears real thin, real fast, but it’s been effective enough for them to have grifted not one but two separate houses and the aforementioned RV.
They currently reside in Wooster, Ohio in the latest home they grifted cash, donations, and furniture for. They fled their previous grifted home in West Virginia because CPS started showing up regularly and they had to get out of Dodge before consequences befell them.
David Rodrigues, DOB 5/29/1971
David’s dad, a ‘Nam vet, offed himself when David was but 5 years old, lest he ever witnessed his son turning into an unbearable faggot for Christ. This later left Davie Boy vulnerable to the stupidest of fundie wiles in the late 1980s: the smiley faced pamphlet for jebus. He was handed a smiley faced pamphlet at the mall as a teen and it changed his life fo-evah. No, really. https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/?page_id=169 (archive https://archive.md/xBrt5)
So 19-year old Davy moseys on over to the church where Jill, a sexy 12 year old, espies him and declares she must have him for herself in the most yandere fashion imaginable. She pants after him until she turns 18 and their church pushed them together. David’s mother and sister and not fundamentalists, so they aren’t around much.
This is what Jill and Davy looked like as starving young ministries. Guess Jilly didn’t have enough cash for boxed blond dye and one new blue eyeliner pencil per day back then. Be reminded that this was 1997, not 1987. Now tell Jill's hair this.
So 19-year old Davy moseys on over to the church where Jill, a sexy 12 year old, espies him and declares she must have him for herself in the most yandere fashion imaginable. She pants after him until she turns 18 and their church pushed them together. David’s mother and sister and not fundamentalists, so they aren’t around much.
This is what Jill and Davy looked like as starving young ministries. Guess Jilly didn’t have enough cash for boxed blond dye and one new blue eyeliner pencil per day back then. Be reminded that this was 1997, not 1987. Now tell Jill's hair this.
Jill Noyes Rodrigues, DOB 11/3/1978, turns 43 this year.
Jill was raised in upstate New York with her parents and three sisters. She was homeschooled herself at the Joyful Noyes Homeschool, making her children second-generation idiots raised by morons. She claims she led the family charge in wearing only skirts and dresses when she was a child, to show how much more modest she was than everyone else.
Her parents are Tim and Pat Noyes. And don’t faint, but: Jill’s mom wears PANTS. Like a MAN.
Jill has three sisters: Lisa Moravek; Angie Hillegass, a Christian attorney (a job? As a wife? Sad!); and Amy Foster. We’ll talk about Amy some more later.
Meanwhile, here's Jill taking a manic selfie at memorial. Admire David's gut.
Her parents are Tim and Pat Noyes. And don’t faint, but: Jill’s mom wears PANTS. Like a MAN.
Jill has three sisters: Lisa Moravek; Angie Hillegass, a Christian attorney (a job? As a wife? Sad!); and Amy Foster. We’ll talk about Amy some more later.
Meanwhile, here's Jill taking a manic selfie at memorial. Admire David's gut.
Fat crazy parents:
How they met, at ages 12 and 19. Nope, not kidding. Jill is terrifying.
Their 13 starving kids, in birth order:
- Nurie (neé Rodrigues) Keller. Born April 1999. Married Nathan Keller 7/25/20 (ANNA DUGGAR’s youngest brother). Age 22.
- Timothy, born 3/2000, aged 21, totally enmeshed with Sweet Mama. Failed bush pilot minister.
- Kaylee (aka NotNurie), born 7/2001. Age 20, does the vast majority of the household and child care. Jill fucking hates her.
- Renee, born 6/2002, age 19. Jill likes her better and will probably match her for marriage next.
- Phillip, born 7/2003, age 18.
- Samuel, born 11/2004, age 17.
- Gabriel, born 5/2006, age 15.
- Tessie, born 7/2007, age 14. Graduated to the “big girl squad” of sister wives at age 12, once Nurie got engaged.
- Hannah, born 9/2008, turns 13 this year.
- Five *severe* miscarriages (more on this later)
- Olivia, born 1/2012, age 9.
- Sadie, born 11/2013, turns 8 this year.
- Sofia, born 7/2015, age 6. Literally dying of malnutrition.
- Janessa, born 4/2018, age 4 . Jill’s cracked out permanent “baby” with brain damage from Plexus.
An Ode to the Miscarriages
Jill has had five miscarriages - which, given that 1 in 4 pregnancies self-terminate in the 1st trimester, and she’s had 13 live births, and that she’s an advocate of militant fecundity and will purposely try to get pregnant ASAP after the last birth - isn’t really that remarkable.
Of course, they all have names:
Morgan - yeeted herself in 1997 to avoid being the Nurie
Aaron - bailed in 2011 after seeing mommy’s creepy MotherSon Contest act with Tim
Jordan - took his lead from Aaron later that same year
Lauren - hit the dusty trail in 2012 after she saw the baby cages on the RV (yes, there are baby cages on their RV. Plural.)
Nolan - decided in 2012 he would have a better chance of a good meal in the void than in the RV
What is remarkable is her need to bring them up, all of the time, apropos of nothing.
Five SEVERE miscarriages:
Five Very Difficult miscarriages:
In addition to bringing her miscarriages up all the time to anyone who will listen, Jill decided the most appropriate way to memorialize her five SEVERE miscarriages was to dedicate one full wall of their baby nursery to her dead fetuses, and her struggles. Sleep tight, Janessa!
Of course, they all have names:
Morgan - yeeted herself in 1997 to avoid being the Nurie
Aaron - bailed in 2011 after seeing mommy’s creepy MotherSon Contest act with Tim
Jordan - took his lead from Aaron later that same year
Lauren - hit the dusty trail in 2012 after she saw the baby cages on the RV (yes, there are baby cages on their RV. Plural.)
Nolan - decided in 2012 he would have a better chance of a good meal in the void than in the RV
What is remarkable is her need to bring them up, all of the time, apropos of nothing.
Five SEVERE miscarriages:
Five Very Difficult miscarriages:
In addition to bringing her miscarriages up all the time to anyone who will listen, Jill decided the most appropriate way to memorialize her five SEVERE miscarriages was to dedicate one full wall of their baby nursery to her dead fetuses, and her struggles. Sleep tight, Janessa!
Why Do You Care About This?
Starving Children and CPS
As mentioned previously, the children are all in very bad condition: they are given next to no food and are all extremely emaciated (whereas their parents are well-fed to the point of obesity), and they suffer from long term effects of sleep deprivation. Their sleeping arrangements are precarious when they are allowed to spend time in one place, but that must seem like heaven in comparison to when mama decides it’s time to go on yet another extended road trip. Then, the children are expected to fend for themselves on the RV floor and surfaces, and sleep piled atop one another and cramped on their sides, packed like sardines. Mama and Papa sleep in the single bedroom on board.
Floor plan of the RV
Here are some photos of the kids attempting to rest in torture positions. Jill posted these believing them to be "sweet".
The kids are clearly unwell; Jill also has a bad habit of being racist to her children who look more like David than herself.
In September 2019, Jill was confronted with her latest CPS visit in West Virginia. Jill had been relaxing in her room when Timothy, terrified to bother Mama, shakily told his Mama that CPS had come. After Jill gave Tim a dressing down for daring to open the door, and after leaving her husband a cryptic message implying someone had died as punishment for leaving her to face CPS alone, Jill deigned to receive the social worker. She was reported for not feeing the children, and not allowing them a proper education or rest. Jill narced her way through the whole thing: hugging the social worker, forcing her children to sing a song for CPS, and showing off her and David’s food stash as if the kids are allowed to touch it. The family left in a hurry for an extended RV trip soon after this visit, and didn’t stop moving until they grifted a new house in Ohio.
Her whole blog post on this is a gift to the world: https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/?p=3964
Here are more photos of the children's emaciated conditions. Lol, don't feed them, or they won't be TRIM!
Here is Gabe with a distended stomach and his skeletal brothers. Dad is fat.
Here's a fun fact about the Rods: their children are allowed to eat their parents' restaurant scraps once a year on their birthdays. but just on their birthdays, mind! Here is Gabe's 14th with Dave's leftover scraps.
Here is a healthy child with a pack of emaciated Rodlets
Sophia, now 6, has consistently been the child thriving the least. Here she is at age 4 wearing the clothes of a two year old (she is wearing the same outfit 2 years apart). I also include a photo of Sophia at age 4 with another, healthy 4 year old.
Here is their golden child, Nurie, being permitted to post with Jill's food in front of her. So take that, haters! Look at all that food Nurie was allowed to pose with! I bet she even got some scraps.
Last but not least, observe a side by side photo of eldest son Tim after he was sent to bible pilot college in Wisconsin. He was sent off with zero money for his room or board, but he managed to gain a considerable amount of weight in his few months away despite that. He got more food begging his own scraps. Let that sit with you.
Floor plan of the RV
Here are some photos of the kids attempting to rest in torture positions. Jill posted these believing them to be "sweet".
The kids are clearly unwell; Jill also has a bad habit of being racist to her children who look more like David than herself.
In September 2019, Jill was confronted with her latest CPS visit in West Virginia. Jill had been relaxing in her room when Timothy, terrified to bother Mama, shakily told his Mama that CPS had come. After Jill gave Tim a dressing down for daring to open the door, and after leaving her husband a cryptic message implying someone had died as punishment for leaving her to face CPS alone, Jill deigned to receive the social worker. She was reported for not feeing the children, and not allowing them a proper education or rest. Jill narced her way through the whole thing: hugging the social worker, forcing her children to sing a song for CPS, and showing off her and David’s food stash as if the kids are allowed to touch it. The family left in a hurry for an extended RV trip soon after this visit, and didn’t stop moving until they grifted a new house in Ohio.
Her whole blog post on this is a gift to the world: https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/?p=3964
Here are more photos of the children's emaciated conditions. Lol, don't feed them, or they won't be TRIM!
Here is Gabe with a distended stomach and his skeletal brothers. Dad is fat.
Here's a fun fact about the Rods: their children are allowed to eat their parents' restaurant scraps once a year on their birthdays. but just on their birthdays, mind! Here is Gabe's 14th with Dave's leftover scraps.
Here is a healthy child with a pack of emaciated Rodlets
Sophia, now 6, has consistently been the child thriving the least. Here she is at age 4 wearing the clothes of a two year old (she is wearing the same outfit 2 years apart). I also include a photo of Sophia at age 4 with another, healthy 4 year old.
Here is their golden child, Nurie, being permitted to post with Jill's food in front of her. So take that, haters! Look at all that food Nurie was allowed to pose with! I bet she even got some scraps.
Last but not least, observe a side by side photo of eldest son Tim after he was sent to bible pilot college in Wisconsin. He was sent off with zero money for his room or board, but he managed to gain a considerable amount of weight in his few months away despite that. He got more food begging his own scraps. Let that sit with you.
Jill’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Public Behavior
Jill is a malignant narcissist who does not know the meaning of the words “no” or “decorum”, and is absolutely incapable of being embarrassed by her own behavior. Besides, Nurie will do all of her apologizing and make everything right, right?
Crashing Funerals
Crashing Weddings
Amy Foster
Jill’s sister Amy Foster is also a fundie, and one day in 2015 she experienced the full folly of her husband’s “headship” when he insisted on driving their family across country late one night. He was too tired to drive, but driving is the man’s job! They got into an awful accident when her husband fell asleep at the wheel. the accident left Amy a paraplegic. So what does Jill do?
She promptly held a funeral for Amy, because she’s basically dead and worthless! (please note: as of 2021 Amy is still alive and well.)
Jill also wrote a song about how Amy’s hands are useless, buy the CD to day for $10!
Crashing Funerals
Ah, yes, that time Jill crashed a funeral - for a family she didn't know - for several children who had died in a fire. She heard about the situation online and drove with all 13 of her children in tow to get to the funeral. She marched in and made a spectacle of herself during the service by shouting out praise
Here’s the Facebook live she did, and the photos Jill took at the service including a selfie with her kids and the mourning parents who had just lost their own
And here's a ween texting with the mom trying to get tea on Jill. The mom admits she had absolutely no idea who Jill is.
Here’s the Facebook live she did, and the photos Jill took at the service including a selfie with her kids and the mourning parents who had just lost their own
And here's a ween texting with the mom trying to get tea on Jill. The mom admits she had absolutely no idea who Jill is.
Crashing Weddings
Jill has single handedly spoiled two Duggar weddings and one for the Plaths by being unable to keep her damn mouth shut about the dates. Please bear in mind that NURIE is the one that gets invites to these weddings, as a friend of the bride or as a bridesmaid. Which Jill then snatches from her hands and shouts at David to fire up the RV for a family road trip! Surely they’ll feed all her kids, and let her do all her laundry, and be her new best friends, and get her on TLC!
Jill has a long history of trying to suck up to the famous fundies, only for them to be horrified of her presence. Here’s her many paparazzi pics at Erin Bates’ 2013 wedding: https://archive.ph/fSSka
Jill spoiled the date of Jinger’s wedding, then had the nerve to show up in her RV full of kids expecting a long invitation to the Duggar Big House. She got her photos with Michelle, but was sent away after, tongues wagging and heads shaking. But not after she parked in their driveway for 2 days and used their laundry room.
Jill spoiled the date of Joy’s wedding and got them all dis-invited.
Nurie was one of Hosanna Plath Noble’s bridesmaids, and take a guess what Jill did. Did you guess “invite herself and the whole family to the shindig and make a fool of herself”? You win!
I have helpfully circled Jill front and center at a wedding she was not invited to.
Finally, Nurie and Kaylee were invited to come for a visit by Debbie Pearl (the notorious co-author of the child beating manual loved by fundies everywhere, How To Train Up A Child). Like all previous events Nurie was invited to because people like her, Jill packed up the whole family and invited them all for an extended visit with people had invited Nurie only (and this case, Kaylee and Nurie only).
Jill has a long history of trying to suck up to the famous fundies, only for them to be horrified of her presence. Here’s her many paparazzi pics at Erin Bates’ 2013 wedding: https://archive.ph/fSSka
Jill spoiled the date of Jinger’s wedding, then had the nerve to show up in her RV full of kids expecting a long invitation to the Duggar Big House. She got her photos with Michelle, but was sent away after, tongues wagging and heads shaking. But not after she parked in their driveway for 2 days and used their laundry room.
Jill spoiled the date of Joy’s wedding and got them all dis-invited.
Nurie was one of Hosanna Plath Noble’s bridesmaids, and take a guess what Jill did. Did you guess “invite herself and the whole family to the shindig and make a fool of herself”? You win!
I have helpfully circled Jill front and center at a wedding she was not invited to.
Finally, Nurie and Kaylee were invited to come for a visit by Debbie Pearl (the notorious co-author of the child beating manual loved by fundies everywhere, How To Train Up A Child). Like all previous events Nurie was invited to because people like her, Jill packed up the whole family and invited them all for an extended visit with people had invited Nurie only (and this case, Kaylee and Nurie only).
Amy Foster
Jill’s sister Amy Foster is also a fundie, and one day in 2015 she experienced the full folly of her husband’s “headship” when he insisted on driving their family across country late one night. He was too tired to drive, but driving is the man’s job! They got into an awful accident when her husband fell asleep at the wheel. the accident left Amy a paraplegic. So what does Jill do?
She promptly held a funeral for Amy, because she’s basically dead and worthless! (please note: as of 2021 Amy is still alive and well.)
Jill also wrote a song about how Amy’s hands are useless, buy the CD to day for $10!
Child Labor
The “print ministry”, the family's only non-donation source of income, is staffed entirely by their emaciated homeschooled children. They receive no wages, almost no food, and almost no education in exchange for their labor
David began hisslave labor grift printing ministry in 2015. Earlier in his life he worked for a printing business, but he claims to have left because they wanted him to assist in printing pamphlets for Planned Parenthood. The thing is, they weren't necessarily for Planned Parenthood, they merely contained the words 'Planned Parenthood' and he decided he wasn't going to print them. He screwed over the entire firm because of this, since it ruined the documents he was working on, the plates themselves, and the distribution of those documents on time. This essentially had a snowball effect that led to him losing his job. This was the beginning of the home printing idea.
David claims God led him to printing as a career 22 years ago (read: he needed a job and it was the one he got hired for), and now he makes his kids slave away at the various processes of creating the pamphlets while he presumably sits back and lets the kids do the work while he eats, judging by his girth.
David in slightly slimmer days.
The notorious smiley face pamphlets. They worked on him, so surely they'll work on anyone, right?
Smile, my starving children! Jesus's love should be enough to sustain you. Now watch father eat an entire box of Ho-Hos by himself. You can lick the plate!
David began his
David claims God led him to printing as a career 22 years ago (read: he needed a job and it was the one he got hired for), and now he makes his kids slave away at the various processes of creating the pamphlets while he presumably sits back and lets the kids do the work while he eats, judging by his girth.
David in slightly slimmer days.
The notorious smiley face pamphlets. They worked on him, so surely they'll work on anyone, right?
Smile, my starving children! Jesus's love should be enough to sustain you. Now watch father eat an entire box of Ho-Hos by himself. You can lick the plate!
Plexus
Jill is, of course, big into the MLM system Plexus. You see, she’s always looking to drop some weight - she wishes she could be so TRIM, like all of her children she doesn’t feed! Jill regularly cons vulnerable women into being her Plexus downlines, and she seems to get off on how much pain and suffering it causes them.
Timothy’s Failure to Launch
Tim is the eldest son, and as such Jill has high hopes for him - and a stink eye to any woman that is Not Mama in his life. Tim is 21 and a dropout of two separate Bible Aviation schools, where they teach you to fly a plane in the bush and minister to the darklings.
However, it doesn’t really seem like this failure is on Tim. He faces three immense challenges that simply cannot be overcome by someone in his situation.
First: he was so deprived of education that there was no way he could keep up with college level courses, even with other homeschool fundies. His education, and that of all his siblings, is abysmal, which is saying something. He simply does not have the basic level of science and technical reading education one needs in order to learn how to fly a plane.
Second: David and Jill sent him off to college, twice, assuming that tuition was all he needed (and they grifted that from others). That means they didn’t realize he needed money for books, supplies, food, lodging, and for the plane fuel and fly time he needed in, you know, bible plane school. They yelled at him for not fixing this; they yelled at the schools for not fixing this; they yelled to their friends about the injustice of it. None of that got Tim the school books he needed.
Third: Tim had the nerve to begin courting a girl. Now this one got Jill madder than I have ever seen. Tim and this young lady had gotten very serious, to the point of an engagement party, and Jill threw a narc tantrum to end all narc tantrums. No girl! No school! Come home NOW! And so, despite being very in love, Tim left his last school and slunk home to Mama, where he lives in the RV and works a retail job - the proceeds of which also go to Mama.
Huge photo dump below related to all of the above
Tim "voluntarily" writes his sweet Mama poems and brings her flowers all the time, because that is normal for a 21 year old man who was browbeaten out of marrying his love.
Doesn't he look HEALTHY here? Must be sweet mama's home cooking!
So what does he do now?
However, it doesn’t really seem like this failure is on Tim. He faces three immense challenges that simply cannot be overcome by someone in his situation.
First: he was so deprived of education that there was no way he could keep up with college level courses, even with other homeschool fundies. His education, and that of all his siblings, is abysmal, which is saying something. He simply does not have the basic level of science and technical reading education one needs in order to learn how to fly a plane.
Second: David and Jill sent him off to college, twice, assuming that tuition was all he needed (and they grifted that from others). That means they didn’t realize he needed money for books, supplies, food, lodging, and for the plane fuel and fly time he needed in, you know, bible plane school. They yelled at him for not fixing this; they yelled at the schools for not fixing this; they yelled to their friends about the injustice of it. None of that got Tim the school books he needed.
Third: Tim had the nerve to begin courting a girl. Now this one got Jill madder than I have ever seen. Tim and this young lady had gotten very serious, to the point of an engagement party, and Jill threw a narc tantrum to end all narc tantrums. No girl! No school! Come home NOW! And so, despite being very in love, Tim left his last school and slunk home to Mama, where he lives in the RV and works a retail job - the proceeds of which also go to Mama.
Huge photo dump below related to all of the above
Tim "voluntarily" writes his sweet Mama poems and brings her flowers all the time, because that is normal for a 21 year old man who was browbeaten out of marrying his love.
Doesn't he look HEALTHY here? Must be sweet mama's home cooking!
So what does he do now?
So what does he do now?
He currently lives in the RV (visible in his YT-videos):
He has acquired a dog:
He tries to get his musical career off the ground - old fashioned with CDs, because Jill is stuck in the last century and most likely cannot wrap her head around Spotify & Co.:
He currently lives in the RV (visible in his YT-videos):
He has acquired a dog:
He tries to get his musical career off the ground - old fashioned with CDs, because Jill is stuck in the last century and most likely cannot wrap her head around Spotify & Co.:
The Nurptuals
Nurie is the eldest child of David and Jill. Given the chaotic nature of her upbringing - traveling in an RV with 14 other people across the country, no real long term residence or home church, and the nightmare behavior of her mother combined with the epic laziness of her father - she had a lot of trouble starting a courtship, despite Jill trying her ardent best to get one going. At one point, a guy with an actual good job was interested - he was a dentist - and the family scared him off.
Nurie herself seems well-liked in the fundie community, and she’s gotten her own invitations to things like Hosanna Plath’s wedding, and to the Pearls’ home for a “helpmeet” training type seminary by Debbie Pearl. Despite being raised by a nightmare of a narcissistic mother and being that mother’s golden child, Nurie seems to have escaped with only a deep sense of survivor’s guilt and no success in holding any healthy boundaries against her mother in her married life.
Nathan Keller, Anna Duggar’s youngest sibling (yes, the Anna Duggar married to child molester Josh Duggar and expecting his seventh child), persevered all of David and Jill’s awfulness in order to marry Nurie in the summer of 2020. There’s tons of drama surrounding the wedding - the most poignant moment being that because the Nathan’s parents planned to have a small anniversary party hosted by their children the day after the wedding, Jill expected that they could use all of the food and decorations for the anniversary party for the wedding, so she and David really didn’t need to pay for anything. And Jill demanding to be the matron of honor. And no food being provided to guests.
In the end, however Jill tried to ruin it, Nurie happily moved away to Florida right after the wedding, far outside mama’s clutches in Ohio. Jill does harass her daily by phone and text, and demands that her pregnant daughter regularly travel home to mama- lest mama show up on her doorstep from Ohio to Florida, which Jill has also been known to do.
I'm sure the Nurptuals and Jill stalking Nurie in Florida will be a popular post topic, so I will simply leave you with a few creepy courting photos and some wedding pics. Child Rapist Josh Duggar was their reception MC.
They are currently expecting their first child, and Jill is furi-thrilled.
Nurie herself seems well-liked in the fundie community, and she’s gotten her own invitations to things like Hosanna Plath’s wedding, and to the Pearls’ home for a “helpmeet” training type seminary by Debbie Pearl. Despite being raised by a nightmare of a narcissistic mother and being that mother’s golden child, Nurie seems to have escaped with only a deep sense of survivor’s guilt and no success in holding any healthy boundaries against her mother in her married life.
Nathan Keller, Anna Duggar’s youngest sibling (yes, the Anna Duggar married to child molester Josh Duggar and expecting his seventh child), persevered all of David and Jill’s awfulness in order to marry Nurie in the summer of 2020. There’s tons of drama surrounding the wedding - the most poignant moment being that because the Nathan’s parents planned to have a small anniversary party hosted by their children the day after the wedding, Jill expected that they could use all of the food and decorations for the anniversary party for the wedding, so she and David really didn’t need to pay for anything. And Jill demanding to be the matron of honor. And no food being provided to guests.
In the end, however Jill tried to ruin it, Nurie happily moved away to Florida right after the wedding, far outside mama’s clutches in Ohio. Jill does harass her daily by phone and text, and demands that her pregnant daughter regularly travel home to mama- lest mama show up on her doorstep from Ohio to Florida, which Jill has also been known to do.
I'm sure the Nurptuals and Jill stalking Nurie in Florida will be a popular post topic, so I will simply leave you with a few creepy courting photos and some wedding pics. Child Rapist Josh Duggar was their reception MC.
They are currently expecting their first child, and Jill is furi-thrilled.
David's "print ministry"
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