Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Kate Farms Shill]

Anyone ever heard of the Turpin Family? They were a fundie family with 13 kids whose story has a lot of eerie parallels to this bunch's -- especially regarding how the kids were treated.

Unlike the Rodrigues clan, they kept under the radar for the most part, and dodged CPS and law enforcement more successfully. Eventually one of the daughters escaped their prison-like house, and notified authorities, leading to the arrest of the parents and their eventual conviction for multiple counts of child abuse. The kids were all placed in special care, as they were too physically and psychologically damaged to be in regular foster homes.

Here's a good book about the case. Again -- lots of disturbing similarities to the Rodrigues tribe.

When the news first broke about the Turpins my mom brought it up in conversation and i was so convinced she was talking about the Rods.

Big fundie family with 13 offspring?
Fat parents?
Who starved, sometimes physically confined the children?
"Homeschool" allows them to keep their children totally isolated and dependent?
Moved frequently to avoid CPS?
Filthy, crowded house with no toys?

Then she mentioned the Las Vegas and Disney trips. No, the Rods would never go to "Sin City" for a quickie Elvis wedding, or go to Disney where the gays are allowed to roam free. Double horror at realizing there was another group of emaciated uneducated neglected fundie children being locked up by their insane parents, and that the Rodlets were not free.

Haha look at Jill, posing with the product she took while pregnant with Janessa, who by total coincidence had a SEVERE in utero stroke. She's now four years old and we still never really see her walking - someone is always carrying her, or she's in a wagon.

Oh, you're selling Jill short! It wasn't just a SEVERE stroke. She also had cysts in her brain and agenesis of the corpus collosum. Jill will never talk about any problems stemming from this because it doesn't suit her narrative. She instead claims the evil abortion doctors wanted her to kill her precious tater but god is SO FAITHFUL and now Janessa is healed and hitting all her milestones! Debi Pearl even included Janessa's story in a book.

None of these conditions is a death sentence like Jill wants to claim to bolster the miracle factor, some kids really do live fairly normal lives with no corpus callosum and severing it is a last resort medical treatment for SEVERE intractable epilepsy. They've shown some scattered evidence that the youngest member of this righteous baker's dozen is capable of walking unassisted and singing, so maybe she really did manage to escape the worst of it. (Hollow victory when you remember she's still living with her family.)

 

[Android raptor]

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if the Rods eventually end like the Turpins, with one kid finally making a break and alerting authorities.

The fact that CPS, let alone CPS in West Virginia, actually gave enough of a fuck to spook them into leaving the state is impressive. I'm also kinda surprised Nurie was able to get pregnant with as starved as she is.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This to me is sad. I couldnt imagine going out for fun and leaving your other children behind. Dad and mom get to go do fun stuff on their kids birthday for each fucking kid but fuck the other family members.

 

[Android raptor]

I assume they leave the rest of the kids in the care of a sistermom when they're out? If so that would be the perfect time to make a break for it.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hey kids mommy and daddy are going out with sister for a fun filled day to celebrate, bye!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

She instead claims the evil abortion doctors wanted her to kill her precious tater but god is SO FAITHFUL and now Janessa is healed and hitting all her milestones! Debi Pearl even included Janessa's story in a book.

Beating your special needs child with plastic pipes is not hitting milestones.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

It has probably already been mentioned but I feel like this woman, Susan Scholfield and Gwen would make great friends with one antother. Maybe add in Yahi too1

 

[Android raptor]

It has probably already been mentioned but I feel like this woman, Susan Scholfield and Gwen would make great friends with one antother. Maybe add in Yahi too1

Add in the empathicnutritionist and you have a whole set of child-abusing horrorcows!

 

[Vi0l3t]

https://youtu.be/f45NADup2hg
Jill has a boner for Trump, found it funny that she loves him so much but preaches about divorce, cheating ect. Link is her saying divorce is bad. ((Not political just thought it was interesting))

 

[multiverse]

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https://youtu.be/f45NADup2hg
Jill has a boner for Trump, found it funny that she loves him so much but preaches about divorce, cheating ect. Link is her saying divorce is bad. ((Not political just thought it was interesting))

Ah yes, Jill's blind worship for an adulterer who has demanded multiple victims get abortions so as not to embarrass him. Truly a Godly president who definitely didn't lose in a landslide last year.

She was a big booster of the January 6th riots as well, bragging about how her father was there.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Ah yes, Jill's blind worship for an adulterer who has demanded multiple victims get abortions so as not to embarrass him. Truly a Godly president who definitely didn't lose in a landslide last year.

She was a big booster of the January 6th riots as well, bragging about how her father was there.

Bet she's a qtard too lmao

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Ah yes, Jill's blind worship for an adulterer who has demanded multiple victims get abortions so as not to embarrass him. Truly a Godly president who definitely didn't lose in a landslide last year.

She was a big booster of the January 6th riots as well, bragging about how her father was there.

And absolutely no one is surprised.

 

[Judy Garland’s Corpse]

And who could ever forget the funeral selfie, where Jill packed up her brood and crashed a funeral for three children that she’d never met, and took a selfie with the grieving parents.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

I’m actually curious about her sister Lisa. We never hear shit about her, only Angie sometimes and unfortunately, a lot about severely quadriplegic Amy. When was the last time Jill mentioned anything about Lisa? She even talks about her parents more. Maybe big sis wants nothing to do with the shit show that is her narcissistic little sister and her clown car of lukewarm iq ghouls?

 

[multiverse]

I’m actually curious about her sister Lisa. We never hear shit about her, only Angie sometimes and unfortunately, a lot about severely quadriplegic Amy. When was the last time Jill mentioned anything about Lisa? She even talks about her parents more. Maybe big sis wants nothing to do with the shit show that is her narcissistic little sister and her clown car of lukewarm iq ghouls?

Lisa's unusual last name makes her fairly easy to track down. In 2010 she wrote a book about how a woman's highest and only calling was to be a home schooling stat at home wife. But then her life seems to have taken a turn otherwise, as she got a bachelor's degree in 2016 and started working as a legal assistant and searching for other jobs via LinkedIn. Perhaps divorce? That would certainly be enough for Jill to memory hole her.

Her LinkedIn


Plot of her book:


Reviews of her book. Note the only positive one came from her daughter.


Here's the daughter's goodreads profile; she's probably around 30 and seems to have kids of her own going by the number of children's books she shelves. At least some Noyes descendents can read and write?

 

[nemesisAF]

University of Phoenix? A SECULAR school? Horrors!

 

[multiverse]

University of Phoenix? A SECULAR school? Horrors!

Well, after her only education came in the form of Joyful Noyes Homeschool, Lisa's only option for a bachelor's was going to being a pay-to-play for profit college.

Ma Noyes is an idiot, who raised a bevy of 4 morons, who in turn raised an army of ignoramuses. Chances are high Nurie's son never learns how to read and ends up pushing a lawnmower for a living, like his father. But at least he'll have a job, unlike his maternal uncles.

 

[nemesisAF]

Well, after her only education came in the form of Joyful Noyes Homeschool, Lisa's only option for a bachelor's was going to being a pay-to-play for profit college.

Ma Noyes is an idiot, who raised a bevy of 4 morons, who in turn raised an army of ignoramuses. Chances are high Nurie's son never learns how to read and ends up pushing a lawnmower for a living, like his father. But at least he'll have a job, unlike his maternal uncles.

I am just shocked she didn’t go to somewhere like Liberty U or some equivalent of upstairs strip mall business college that Russell Greer went to. I didn’t think she would allow for the chance of a heathen teacher

 

[Vi0l3t]

I looked around and it looks like the rodlets did all the work or the bulk of the work for the garden. No surprise.


Jill's hideous nails

 

[Deadpool]

This to me is sad. I couldnt imagine going out for fun and leaving your other children behind. Dad and mom get to go do fun stuff on their kids birthday for each fucking kid but fuck the other family members.
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That isn't necessarily a bad thing. Each kid gets some alone time with their parents once a year and as long as they actually do it with every kid it's not like anyone gets left out. I actually have friends who do this. Of course they also have a normal family party afterwards with all the kids.