Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

brooky

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Thank you so much to OP for this thread. So many more of these fundie freaks need threads here. The Duggars take up so much oxygen in the general thread, FreeJinger is nigh unusable, and reddit is reddit.

This thread is like New York's hottest club. It has everything. Narcissists, religious mania, anorexia by proxy, pyramid schemes, "self sufficient" cottage industry grifters, child neglect, stupendously inadequate homeschooling.

I notice some of the kids wear glasses. That's not remarkable, tons of people wear glasses, and more and more children need glasses in the digital age. There are plenty of families where all or most of the members have poor vision. But combined with the malnutrition, it just jumps out at me. It's probably nothing though, right?

I also notice that it's basically just some of the boys who wear glasses. Do you think Jill would bother getting the girls glasses? Maybe they're allowed contacts, even though I can see some universe where contacts are immodest.

Anyway, just something I thought of while perusing this amazing thread about horrible, horrible people. We have some really gross, stupid narcissists on this board, but the ones I follow don't have 13 fucking children they're destroying. Religion must be like super cocaine to a narc.
 

FatalTater

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And who could ever forget the funeral selfie, where Jill packed up her brood and crashed a funeral for three children that she’d never met, and took a selfie with the grieving parents.
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That couple whose kids the funeral is for, they are another rabbit hole. Their story was written about on a blog that used to post about another oversized white family, the Nauglers, but it hasn't been active for a while.

About the Henry family




 

Ballsack Pussylips

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Renee celebrated her 19th birthday and got something to eat, and at least got to keep it for a couple of seconds for the video (possible freebie?)

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ETA: got the video from here


Nurie and Nathan had a baby shower:

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I know diapers, etc. are welcome gifts at a babyshower, but that reminded me of Sadies birthday where she got diapers as a present
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Btw, does anyone know how I can download instagram videos from a protected account? (I'm using a desktop and so far everything I've found was either a mobile app or instructions how to save your own videos.)
 
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Renee celebrated her 19th birthday and got something to eat, and at least got to keep it for a couple of seconds for the video (possible freebie?)


Nurie and Nathan had a baby shower:



Btw, does anyone know how I can download instagram videos from a protected account? (I'm using a desktop and so far everything I've found was either a mobile app or instructions how to save your own videos.)
Damn, it looks like Jill splashed out more cash for this baby shower than she did for their wedding. TWO cakes for their unborn grandson, when his mother has never been permitted to eat a slice of her own?

As ever, the entire scene was fugly and Jill-ified to the the max with random tat Jill dragged put of the barndominium.

Also, who hosts a baby shower that early in the pregnancy? I wonder if Nathan is putting his foot down more about Nurie traveling later on. God knows Jill is going to demand she and the entire family witness the birth unless someone shuts her down.

Edit: according to Jill's expert research, Jesus HATES nice people, because they're weak sauce. Being a righteous dick is what Christianity is all about. And Jesus agrees!
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Get a load of Nurie at the end of this video where Jill made her perform a song at her own baby shower. Her nervous hands and sloped shoulders speak volumes.
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Ballsack Pussylips

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Damn, it looks like Jill splashed out more cash for this baby shower than she did for their wedding. TWO cakes for their unborn grandson, when his mother has never been permitted to eat a slice of her own?
It wouldn't surprise me, if the cakes were a gift by someone at the shower. Over at reddit they are speculating that one of the guests at her birthday is the future fiance for Renee and he is apparently also visible in the babyshower videos. So maybe his family contributed some money. Or Nathan did purchase stuff after the card-board-reveal.

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It wouldn't surprise me, if the cakes were a gift by someone at the shower. Over at reddit they are speculating that one of the guests at her birthday is the future fiance for Renee and he is apparently also visible in the babyshower videos. So maybe his family contributed some money. Or Nathan did purchase stuff after the card-board-reveal.

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Of course it's Renee potentially getting matched before Kaylee (or Tim, for that matter). Jill hates Kaylee but wants her around to do her work. But Tim is her ever-loving mother-son who can never be permitted to leave her.

And I agree, the cake was probably donated by a church member who knows damn well Jill never feeds anyone at anything she hosts.

Anyway, here's Jill's post about David and her dad for Father's day. I can't tell if the post is just her being that shallow that the only positive thing she can say about her husband is "he whelped 13 kids on me and loves god". On the other hand, David doesn't DO anything - he doesn't provide, he doesn't help, he eats all the food Jill can tolerate in the house, and he doesn't lead.

So good job David, your dick works and you like God just like Jill does. What a love story for the ages.
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Of course it's Renee potentially getting matched before Kaylee (or Tim, for that matter). Jill hates Kaylee but wants her around to do her work. But Tim is her ever-loving mother-son who can never be permitted to leave her.

And I agree, the cake was probably donated by a church member who knows damn well Jill never feeds anyone at anything she hosts.

Anyway, here's Jill's post about David and her dad for Father's day. I can't tell if the post is just her being that shallow that the only positive thing she can say about her husband is "he whelped 13 kids on me and loves god". On the other hand, David doesn't DO anything - he doesn't provide, he doesn't help, he eats all the food Jill can tolerate in the house, and he doesn't lead.

So good job David, your dick works and you like God just like Jill does. What a love story for the ages.
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"Congrats for doing a SEVERELY big cum in me 13+ times"
 

Vi0l3t

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Damn, it looks like Jill splashed out more cash for this baby shower than she did for their wedding. TWO cakes for their unborn grandson, when his mother has never been permitted to eat a slice of her own?

As ever, the entire scene was fugly and Jill-ified to the the max with random tat Jill dragged put of the barndominium.

Also, who hosts a baby shower that early in the pregnancy? I wonder if Nathan is putting his foot down more about Nurie traveling later on. God knows Jill is going to demand she and the entire family witness the birth unless someone shuts her down.

Edit: according to Jill's expert research, Jesus HATES nice people, because they're weak sauce. Being a righteous dick is what Christianity is all about. And Jesus agrees!
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Get a load of Nurie at the end of this video where Jill made her perform a song at her own baby shower. Her nervous hands and sloped shoulders speak volumes.
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Her nice post is fucking dumb. "Jesus was not nice he was compassionate and caring" okay, so he was nice? I hate people like her (that shes teaching her kids) to be judgmental and hateful.
 

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Her nice post is fucking dumb. "Jesus was not nice he was compassionate and caring" okay, so he was nice? I hate people like her (that shes teaching her kids) to be judgmental and hateful.
I love when you have the “Jesus was a loving and forgiving god” crowd and the “god was not nice and was a vengeful and jealous god” crowd. They always ignore each other lmao. Like which one is he? Jill gives me vibes she believes the second one a lot more than the first.
 

Vi0l3t

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I love when you have the “Jesus was a loving and forgiving god” crowd and the “god was not nice and was a vengeful and jealous god” crowd. They always ignore each other lmao. Like which one is he? Jill gives me vibes she believes the second one a lot more than the first.
They are the type of sick fucks that would love for people to burn in hell for sinning while she sits up above and watches
 

The-Mad-Asshatter

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They are the type of sick fucks that would love for people to burn in hell for sinning while she sits up above and watches
Luke 18 9-14

The Parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector

9To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 10“Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’

13“But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’

14I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”
 

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To continue our theme of Jill not understanding that other people might enjoy eating when they are invited to an event, she repurposed the baby shower decorations for her father's 70th birthday and served everyone carrot sticks, light popcorn, and a single square of pizza. Of course, her smaller children had to share a square. She's not raising any tubbalards! And Amy can't walk anyway, she NEEDS a diet to stay trim!
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To continue our theme of Jill not understanding that other people might enjoy eating when they are invited to an event, she repurposed the baby shower decorations for her father's 70th birthday and served everyone carrot sticks, light popcorn, and a single square of pizza. Of course, her smaller children had to share a square. She's not raising any tubbalards! And Amy can't walk anyway, she NEEDS a diet to stay trim!
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Jesus I’m about 50 seconds from trying to contact their local Amish to feed those kids
 

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I hope Kaylee manages to find a male Olivia Plath, cause damn, one of them is going to need it. I guarantee one of the kids, once free, will stop believing in god, and I guarantee she's got a gay child somewhere in there. I would say Timothy if it weren't for the fact he did have a girlfriend. Dude sounds...very feminine. Which is funny, because if you've heard his god awful singing, he's a fucking baritone.
 

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@multiverse there’s been a request to move the thread out to BP. Is it ready? There’s a note at the end stating info’s still being added, and the opening needs to be removed when referring to the mods about having the thread moved out.
We good! I'll remove the beginning and the end of the OP.

Welcome to the Beauty Parlour, guys!

Edit: and what's Ji up to, on this momentous day?

Well, she's demanding her children perform prayers for the free tortilla chips Jill is about to permit them to eat. But Jill doesn't need to pray with them; she's attained a state of holiness where prayer is unnecessary. Unless she's at a funeral for someone she doesn't know. Then she prays loudly, so as to be an example for others.
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Jill posed her eldest child and son-in-law like they're her living Barbie dolls for her phone and called it a maternity photo shoot. I'm happy they seem happy, but poor Nurie is literally barefoot, pregnant, living in a trailer, and skeletal aside from her pregnancy. If she nurses, there's going to be nothing left of her.
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