"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock

MelloYello

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I could seem him shooting xim in the leg, the missus will tape their gob shut and string them up and let em bleed out for a couple hours before calling the cops on xe/xir with some shitty annoying as fuck anime blaring while they're fading in and out of consciousness.

Jade unironically named one of their dogs after Eva Braun, so there's a pretty good chance she trained them to keep Untermenschen off their property....
 

berenstain

cheburashka enthusiast
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Jade should have named the dog Blondie. Nazi LARPers can't even research the lore beyond the most surface level. Pathetic.
It's Blondi, without an e.

(tw: Nazi larp, dogs, flashbacks to simpler times) I would agree with you but I think breed matters in this case. I heard Eva hated Adolf's german shepards and kept her terriers away from Blondi. Eva was the typical "small dog woman," a ditzy blond. I have no idea what breed the Augustine's have but in my experience every Vietnamese I know has a cute small/medium sized dog so I defend her Nazi-larp name choice. Blondi should be reserved only for the finest of German shepherds.
 

Michael Jacks0n

You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
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Jade should have named the dog Blondi. Nazi LARPers can't even research the lore beyond the most surface level. Pathetic.

They should have gotten a cat:

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