Careercow Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Jim posted a photo of himself and saying "I feel good today" and I can't get over how many simps he has in his replies. This one made me chuckle.


I call it his "man who made good content suit".

I don't want to upload the image as it just him looking like a fucking unit with a mask on. but.......

I decided to look into the comments and screencap all the people openly lusting after Jim like this;

Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

What a lucky lady!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Why do they all have misshapen heads???

 

[kadoink]

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What a lucky lady!

The hell!? Who cloned Robert Z'dar!?

Seriously though, Robert Z'dar was a really good actor despite his condition limiting his roles.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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What a lucky lady!

I'll bet a cart of gold that all those guys are either non-binary or they all got btfo'd by trans defenders on reddit and twitter and want to show that they are "Allies" so they do this.

Great work gents(?)

Outstanding.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Jim posted a photo of himself and saying "I feel good today" and I can't get over how many simps he has in his replies. This one made me chuckle.

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I call it his "man who made good content suit".

I don't want to upload the image as it just him looking like a fucking unit with a mask on. but.......

I decided to look into the comments and screencap all the people openly lusting after Jim like this;

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Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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What a lucky lady!

Getting some Donnie Darko flashbacks from that quote, coincidentally its also about a mentally ill man

 

[Dave.]

Imagine being a fucking planet-sized internet intellectual who views attending a convention dedicated to game announcements as "hard tedious shitty work". People PAY HUNDREDS to go to E3 and Jim probably got in free each year due to some press deal. Dude's an ungrateful piece of shit but probably only because it fits his current "politics". Skip to 7:01 in the vid and Jim unintentionally ends up describing how every fucking video he puts out now is when you aren't skimming through or doing this to keep track of this fucking trainwreck in motion.

It's the thing that pisses me off about this slob (and a lot of trannies nowadays) they don't transition or take on a preference or identity IN SPITE of the political consequences and implications, they do it BECAUSE of the consequences. How do I know this? Just watch his celebration video for falling under one million subs where he whines about how "his life is in danger and currently battling it" and how he puts this shit on his fans like they're somehow obligated to kiss his ass and coddle him and accept this constant bitching as his content. If he was truly the stunning and brave champion of trans rights like he said he was, he'd continue to make the same content he did before and sometimes draw attention to causes that his fans could help contribute and thank them for their support.

 

[Fancy_Robot]

Jim posted a photo of himself and saying "I feel good today" and I can't get over how many simps he has in his replies. This one made me chuckle.

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I call it his "man who made good content suit".

I don't want to upload the image as it just him looking like a fucking unit with a mask on. but.......

I decided to look into the comments and screencap all the people openly lusting after Jim like this;

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Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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What a lucky lady!

Can we have a war where we just lose some land? Like put all the nasty trannies in Hawaii and beg China to invade, half ass a fight back then let them deal with the mental defectives, I think losing a state would be worth it

 

[Corn Flakes]

Jim posted a photo of himself and saying "I feel good today" and I can't get over how many simps he has in his replies. This one made me chuckle.

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I call it his "man who made good content suit".

I don't want to upload the image as it just him looking like a fucking unit with a mask on. but.......

I decided to look into the comments and screencap all the people openly lusting after Jim like this;

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Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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What a lucky lady!

That's parasocial relationships for you. They don't actually care about Jimbo or his moobs. These guys care about the "idea" of Jimbo. And since that idea is "female" now, they have to start thirsting. It's painful to watch, but also painfully predictable.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Ooh, that's pretty good, only things I would say are missing are shitty stock images (primarily of women). Pretty much got all of his major facets down.

Latest Jim video is pretty abhorrent though. He's literally stating he has nothing to offer Gamers ("who live from game to game" whatever the fuck that means) and how not going to E3 or getting excited for anything at E3 is good thing.

So basically the video is 20 minutes of him talking about how not going to E3 or covering E3 is a good thing.

Fucking insightful Jim.

Thanks! Also trust Jim to expect gratitude and recognition for doing NOTHING. We made a joke about him a while back about how lazy he is and how he uses this as an excuse to not play games (he did that video with laura kate dale and made it sound like playing video games was literal torture for him) but the fact he now wants to be given credit for being a lazy fuck is something I didnt see coming (but should have).
If you are a game journalist you are expected to cover this things because its part of the job. If you dont want to thats fine, but then dont bitch when people call you out for not doing your job. The fact hes trying to tell other game journalists to do the same and wants credit is ironically another example of "game journalism" going down the shitter (if it wasnt there to begin with) especially as hes the one whos bitched previously about publications not doing their job in not covering certain topics. He really is the whole circus at this point.

I like it but I think 6 JK spots is a little much since she is also a center square.

Mine is more of a joke bingo card to point out he doesnt shut up about her when shes not even related to the subject (which is 99% of the time), was hoping this was obvious by the one under the spoiler. Oliver Onions and The Beanz are proper bingo cards if you are playing along to his videos, cant really top those imo!

 

[Trober]

Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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It's always dudes that look like they would be incels, or have some developmental issues. To me it seems like the MtF trans movement is more about getting revenge than anything. The idea of being unwantable by women so they become women to try and influence the standards.

 

[Chudbacca]

Random: Been just finding random reviewers to listen to as background noise. Oddly enough I've run into multiple who seem to take shots at Jim. One called Avalanche Reviews saying one of the many dumb things Jim has said being his criticism of the Dead Space 2 advertisements. Because Jim was complaining about female stereotypes. Even though these were candid reactions, no script, and they just showed the reaction these mothers had to the game.

I don't think Jim realizes that there are people out there who really do match up to stereotypes. There are people you couldn't believe exist outside of some racist depiction of those people, but are 100% real. Of course, Jim has no self awareness as he continues to roll out what has become the actual stereotype for troons... I guess he played himself.

Yeah stereotypes exist for a reason and Jim has no problem obsessing over ones like angry SWM conservative Christian gamers.

 

[Chudbacca]

Jim posted a photo of himself and saying "I feel good today" and I can't get over how many simps he has in his replies. This one made me chuckle.

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I call it his "man who made good content suit".

I don't want to upload the image as it just him looking like a fucking unit with a mask on. but.......

I decided to look into the comments and screencap all the people openly lusting after Jim like this;

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Spoiler: The lineup of men who are after Twitters most eligible bachelorette

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What a lucky lady!

Fucking . That grown men do this attention seeking shit is so sad. And those guys hahahahahahahahahahaha oh god help me.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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What a lucky lady!

Just looking at them, I know they watched the trailers for the Star Wars sequels and cried.

 

[Reverend]

Just looking at them, I know they watched the trailers for the Star Wars sequels and cried.

I bet they have pronouns in their twitter bios and every 3rd tweet is a "YIKES" , "OOF" , or calling someone an *ist or a *phobe

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

He is still sperging out on Twitter about pronouns.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

Thanks! Also trust Jim to expect gratitude and recognition for doing NOTHING. We made a joke about him a while back about how lazy he is and how he uses this as an excuse to not play games (he did that video with laura kate dale and made it sound like playing video games was literal torture for him) but the fact he now wants to be given credit for being a lazy fuck is something I didnt see coming (but should have).
If you are a game journalist you are expected to cover this things because its part of the job. If you dont want to thats fine, but then dont bitch when people call you out for not doing your job. The fact hes trying to tell other game journalists to do the same and wants credit is ironically another example of "game journalism" going down the shitter (if it wasnt there to begin with) especially as hes the one whos bitched previously about publications not doing their job in not covering certain topics. He really is the whole circus at this point.


Mine is more of a joke bingo card to point out he doesnt shut up about her when shes not even related to the subject (which is 99% of the time), was hoping this was obvious by the one under the spoiler. Oliver Onions and The Beanz are proper bingo cards if you are playing along to his videos, cant really top those imo!

He makes Tim Pool look like a fantastic journalist in comparison. Say what you will about Tim, but at least he reads news even if he doesn't do the leg work anymore. About the only thing Jim has over Tim is at least he never held anyone's cat hostage

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Can we have a war where we just lose some land? Like put all the nasty trannies in Hawaii and beg China to invade, half ass a fight back then let them deal with the mental defectives, I think losing a state would be worth it

I mean I don’t hate trannies enough to want all out war but the idea of Chinese para military storming Hawaii just to find a bunch of men in dresses does tickle me.

“I can’t believe president Biden sent us all to Hawaii for pride month!!! Hey... are those attack helicopters heading towards us?....uwu”

That's parasocial relationships for you. They don't actually care about Jimbo or his moobs. These guys care about the "idea" of Jimbo. And since that idea is "female" now, they have to start thirsting. It's painful to watch, but also painfully predictable.

It's always dudes that look like they would be incels, or have some developmental issues. To me it seems like the MtF trans movement is more about getting revenge than anything. The idea of being unwantable by women so they become women to try and influence the standards.

There were 2 dudes who images I didn’t include because they didn’t outwardly compliment Jim but said something like “you look happy” which is what I would say if forced to compliment a tranny at work.
Both of these guys also looked normal.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He is still sperging out on Twitter about pronouns.

In other news, water is wet. More at 9.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

I mean I don’t hate trannies enough to want all out war but the idea of Chinese para military storming Hawaii just to find a bunch of men in dresses does tickle me.

“I can’t believe president Biden sent us all to Hawaii for pride month!!! Hey... are those attack helicopters heading towards us?....uwu”



There were 2 dudes who images I didn’t include because they didn’t outwardly compliment Jim but said something like “you look happy” which is what I would say if forced to compliment a tranny at work.
Both of these guys also looked normal.

I think we should do a trade with China. California and Portland for Hong Kong.

 

[instythot]

I felt that one was covered under 'unfunny forced meme' because he is absolutely desperate to make it catch on.

Why he's so desperate to make "now that's fucking punk" a thing 6 months after anyone cared about cyberpunk is such a mystery. Punk's been dead for at least 30 years and it was never a fat man in a wig crying that people didn't call him "miss", it was always a fat man in a wig saying "you don't think I'm a woman, fine. But i'm enough of a man to fuck you in the ass whether you want it or not"