Careercow Jimmy Moore / Livin' La Vida Low Carb - Morbidly Obese Weight Loss Blogger, Shyster, E-Beggar

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

Jimmy Moore has it all: morbid obesity, self-professed dietary expertise, regular chimpouts against "cyberbullying," and a self-promotional history that includes collaborating with David Duke. And of course, despite scamming people out of tens of thousands of dollars (if not hundreds), he is also an e-beggar (minimum suggested donation: $75).

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Keto Talk (podcast): http://ketotalk.com/
Nutritional Pearls (podcast): http://www.nutritionalpearlspodcast.com/
Livin' la Vida Low-Carb (podcast): http://www.thelivinlowcarbshow.com/shownotes
Fasting Talk (podcast): http://www.fastingtalk.com/
Jimmy Moore Presents: Ask the Low-Carb Experts (podcast): http://www.askthelowcarbexperts.com/
The Keto Hacking MD (podcast): http://ketohackingmd.com/ (NOTE: He's not an MD.)
Annual Cruises: http://lowcarbcruiseinfo.com/
Books (had to strip out his referral code from his links): https://www.amazon.com/Jimmy-Moore/e/B002BMKYOW/

If you conjure up a mental image of the ideal diet coach and oracle of wisdom on how to lose weight, it probably looks a lot like Jimmy Moore. (He's the one on the left.)



No, that's not a 'before' picture. It's how Jimmy Moore, low-carb cult leader and shyster extraordinaire, looks in present day (January 2018 to be exact). In fact, that photo might be rather flattering of his physique.

Spoiler: The weight loss expert we need, not the one we deserve

But in Jimmy's words at his (soon shuttered) Keto Clarity Academy (go to 22:30 for his remarks):

Cause you can see I still have some weight on my body, and that’s cool, because my health markers are probably better than 99% of you in this room, I promise you.

He PROMISES YOU.

Hard to believe that people have called for him to be criminally prosecuted and that Weighs Moore is mocked for statements like this:

"While I don’t necessarily consume an entire stick of Kerrygold butter with my meals all the time (although there would be no harm if I did)..."

Jimmy is completely perplexed that people make fun of him and his "diet expertise."

Keto might not be wrong, but it's not a mystery why many people think Jimmy Moore is the wrong spokescow for it. He's pretty brazen in calling himself a diet expert while also posting pics like this (yes, he posted it on his own website):



Some might find such "honesty" refreshing. Except Jimmy is a big fat liar, too.

Evelyn "Carb-Sane" Kocur has been all over Jimmy's BS for years. Her most recent post (archived, though I don't expect it to vanish) takes Jimmy to task for pretending his years of proudly boasting (and rationalization) of consuming of entire sticks of butter with every meal was "just a joke."



He's smiling, but he wasn't joking.

It's hard to feel sorry for anyone who gets suckered by this swamp walrus. If you doubt just how many reeeeetards there are on the planet, consider that there's demand for Jimmy Moore low-carb cruises, at a cost of many thousands of dollars per person. Among those who have been taken in by Jimmy (Weighs) Moore is Fat-Head movie's Tom Naughton.

After all, his definition of "I hadn't eaten in 24 hours" excludes a dinner binge of pepperoni pizza, an entire package of shredded mozzarella cheese, and an entire pint of ice cream (plus water because #FitnessBuff).

Jimmy finds it totally inexplicable why anyone thinks he's eating too many calories for his body.

Jimmy uses his weight loss of "hundreds of pounds" to give his "expertise" some credibility. What he fails to mention is that he's gained back every pound he's ever lost, and then some. Maybe it's because he ate too many leafy greens in the past?

Definitely nothing to do with eating sticks of butter with meals called "The Defibrillator":

It's not clear how this diet expert got so fat, since "calories don't matter." (Yet Weighs Moore insists he only eats "about 2500 calories" per day.)



As for the David Duke kerfuffle, it is mostly noteworthy as an example of how fucking stupid Jimmy is, and how he responds to legitimate feedback (AKA "hate").

Spoiler: Pussies gonna pussy

Long story short, he reached out to David Duke and did a radio show with him. When his followers expressed shock and revulsion, Jimmy said "I don't get it" and pushed back at his "haters." Eventually, this southerner claimed he'd "never even heard of this guy" (David Duke). Sure, Jan. You don't have to hate David Duke to see the lulz in this. Even card-carrying KKK members and cross burners shake their heads at Weighs Moore's BS.

He also claimed David Duke had "conned" him, when it was Jimmy who reached out to him -- driven, no doubt, by an insatiable need to promote himself -- about doing a show. Jimmy said this was driven by agreeing with him on nutrition ... you know, like the fact that a Zionist globalist conspiracy has made people obese.

Jimmy was a natural target for his former friend Richard Nikoley. Weighs Moore tried to get Nikoley's Ketotard Chronicles FB group banned, then all but shut down his group when he got called out by Richard.

Spoiler: fatty sperg-out

Jimmy has even been called out by the calmest, least dramatic person in the health blogging space, Paul Jaminet. (This is an amazing, incredibly restrained read.) But never fear: Jimmy Moore is going to #stampoutcyberbullying!!!!!!!111elevan



Moore gets pissed when people acknowledge the fact that he's frequently voiced his Christian beliefs and personal disbelief in evolution. Cue hissyfit about whatever is keeping him from squeezing more money from dumbshits. Lately he's tried to rebrand himself, saying "it's not about weight loss, it's about health gains" lol. Looks healthy to me!



This is getting lengthy, so I'll leave you with this and see if our weight loss hero piques your interest. In the meantime ... CHOW!

 

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It's actually really impressive if he's staying that fat while doing keto. I started keto again last week and I'm probably down 5 to 10 pounds. He's either not actually doing keto or he is genuinely eating that much butter. I can't imagine eating butter like that though.

 

[captn_kettle]

Can we just have a full lolcow thread on keto goers?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I can't imagine eating butter like that though.

Me neither. If there's one food that overloads your stomach is butter. He must have some kind of severe oral fixation.

Can we just have a full lolcow thread on keto goers?

Keto kinda works if you follow the diet correctly. Of course, as with everything, there's nuts behind the fad. If we were to make a thread for every retarded fandom out there, the forum would have exploded long ago.

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

Can we just have a full lolcow thread on keto goers?

Jimmy Moore stands out from the keto pack for his astonishing gall in claiming to be a weight loss expert while lugging around that extra 200 pounds. It was really tough to keep the OP as brief as it is -- there's tons (ahem) more where that came from.

 

[Done]

It's actually really impressive if he's staying that fat while doing keto. I started keto again last week and I'm probably down 5 to 10 pounds. He's either not actually doing keto or he is genuinely eating that much butter. I can't imagine eating butter like that though.

In the butter picture, you can see something legumes-based (I think green beans), and legumes are a complete no-no in Ketogenic diets (high starch). So he's not even doing it correctly! He's probably not in Ketosis in the 1st place!

Can we just have a full lolcow thread on keto goers?

Keto actually works if you can stick with it, but like any other dietary preference in the world, you have to watch your caloric intake/expenditure ratio, it's an unavoidable factor in losing/gaining weight.

What low-carb/high-fat diets (Paleo/Keto..etc) try to accomplish is to regulate blood insulin levels and reduce cravings. In that regard they are successful if you actually stick to them.

But I do agree that any fanatics of anything can have threads if they are funny.

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

But I do agree that any fanatics of anything can have threads if they are funny.

To be clear, OP is about Jimmy Moore, not keto. Literally dozens of my friends have had success "doing keto" (whatever their own respective definitions of the term might be). I wanted to focus on this greasy scammer turd.

 

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To be clear, OP is about Jimmy Moore, not keto. Literally dozens of my friends have had success "doing keto" (whatever their own respective definitions of the term might be). I wanted to focus on this greasy scammer turd.

I am in complete agreement, and I actually find this guy to be a very worthy lolcow.

 

[captn_kettle]

Keto actually works if you can stick with it, but like any other dietary preference in the world, you have to watch your caloric intake/expenditure ratio, it's an unavoidable factor in losing/gaining weight.

What low-carb/high-fat diets (Paleo/Keto..etc) try to accomplish is to regulate blood insulin levels and reduce cravings. In that regard they are successful if you actually stick to them.

But I do agree that any fanatics of anything can have threads if they are funny.

I'm not bashing people who understand nutrition, I'm bashing the large majority who use keto as a scapegoat for being too fucking lazy to monitor their own calorie intake.

As a bit of fun, i did a find and replace on keto to juice-plus with the keto subreddit. That was fun.

 

[RodgerDodger]

At least this one is making some albeit feeble attempt at weight loss and healthy lifestyle choices. It's a far cry from Chance and his wacked out cult of "gainers".

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

At least this one is making some albeit feeble attempt at weight loss and healthy lifestyle choices. It's a far cry from Chance and his wacked out cult of "gainers".

TIL eating sticks of butter = attempt at weight loss and healthy lifestyle choices

 

[TelomereJones]

TIL eating sticks of butter = attempt at weight loss and healthy lifestyle choices

The butter isn't the issue; it's all the processed sugar/soy crap on the other plates. Though, I find it hard to believe anyone could put away that much Kerrygold in one sitting.

Also, people who do keto diet stink like halitosis all over their bodies. Great find OP, will be watching.

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

The butter isn't the issue; it's all the processed sugar/soy crap on the other plates. Though, I find it hard to believe anyone could put away that much Kerrygold in one sitting.

My response was specifically to the poster giving him credit for making "healthy lifestyle choices." Even the most hardcore keto adherents I know don't cheerfully munch on entire sticks of butter with every meal, or evangelize such gluttonous behavior. Butter isn't offal or steak; it doesn't have a nutritional profile that makes quantities like that -- likely more than a pound of butter per day -- "healthy."

It's not just the green beans and soy making him a couple bills overweight.

 

[UW 411]

This seems to be more common than I initially thought. Once saw a dietician (medically qualified professional, not just a quack with an office - she works at the hospital) I was absolutely taken aback by the size on this woman, not to mention her terrible skin. I couldn't take her advice seriously at all, she was so physically maligned with her job. But I bet you she'd also claim her health markers are better than anyone in the same room.

I thought this bint was a one off. Anyone who gives their hard earned shekels to this blob deserve to get conned tbh. There's always this 'Emperor's New Clothes' vibes with these schemes, the participants just won't call him out, despite it being glaringly obvious to anyone in the room that he's not even following his own plan.

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

Yeah, RDs (registered dieticians) are often chubby or plain fat. Some of them know they're too big, while others think credentials are enough and that their delusional HAES lifestyle is irrelevant. Moore doesn't even have credentials.

He also took a poll of his followers today, asking how they'd feel if he took months offline. The split was something like 43% BUH-BYE to 57% WE NEED YOUUUU! from cultists. That ratio is fucking with him, no doubt. I guess he's thinking about a gastric band if he's teasing a break from the internet

 

[TelomereJones]

My response was specifically to the poster giving him credit for making "healthy lifestyle choices." Even the most hardcore keto adherents I know don't cheerfully munch on entire sticks of butter with every meal, or evangelize such gluttonous behavior. Butter isn't offal or steak; it doesn't have a nutritional profile that makes quantities like that -- likely more than a pound of butter per day -- "healthy."

It's not just the green beans and soy making him a couple bills overweight.

He's a fat fuck for sure. My guess is that he pigs on what ever he wants & the pictures & claims are just that.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I know from experience that keto works for fat loss, but I also think there is a fad element to it if you don't balance it out with a more general approach to healthy eating. The goal of any healthy routine, in my view, should be to instill an attitude that is conducive to long-term health and sustainability, not merely find a way to minimize or work around the effects of an otherwise deeply unhealthy lifestyle.

It is unfortunately this latter approach which is often embraced by fad diet peddlers and their acolytes, and it is probably also the reason that Jimmy has regained all the weight he lost.

"Hey, it doesn't matter that I'm grotesquely fat and gorging on copious amounts of butter, this is simply my preparation for my upcoming 6 week cycle of intermittent fasting and induced nutritional ketosis, during which I will lose every pound! Checkmate, dietitians! I'm the healthiest person in the room."

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

After I had my gallbladder removed in 2010, I did a Keto type diet for about six months and can claim it does make you drop weight. This was of my own volition due to the type of stone my gallbladder had made that had to make it be removed.

Either way, what the -fuck- is with all the butter? Why so much? Why a whole stick? By God there is too much butter.

 

[lol you sukc]

Since everyone is (predictably) blabbing on about their favorite diet dogmas, I guess I might join in as well. I've been reading a lot about low carb stuff a few years ago (before 'keto' became the cool new thing), during which I also stumbled on this guy. He always struck me as weird and certainly a bad spokesman for what I think is generally a good message (lost 35 pounds, blood values great, but then again I never ate sticks of butter). Aside from being fat while claiming to hold the secret to losing weight I never had him down as a lolcow though, so this stuff about spergouts and the Duke connection is certainly interesting.

 

[Hate Myself Want 2 Die]

Just to be clear (again), so nobody is mistaken about my motives here, I didn't post this as an attack on keto or a discussion of diet. I could buy into everything this shyster is selling and still find him worthy of scorn and derision. He's a snake oil sales man if ever there was one. His morbid obesity as a weight loss (I'm sorry, "health gains" lol) expert is just one element of how ridiculous he is. The keto aspect is the most boring part of his profile tbh.