Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Married to Twilight Sparkle

[Thundershlock]

Did he stink? Was there any wafts of anything unpleasant coming out the apartment door? Was this before or after he went full babyfur?

I dunno, it was about four years ago. I remember the lighting was dim and that he didn't tip well.

Oh well, i just thought it was funny that I encountered him. There's not much else to say.

I think it was an apartment tho.

 

[Got2Hands]

Dude stop projecting your fantasies onto me.

Tell us whether he shit onto the pizza/you and then describe the consistency of the shit.

 

[️ronic]

Degeneracy dump.

 

[Thundershlock]

Tell us whether he shit onto the pizza/you and then describe the consistency of the shit.

I didn't know about the poop thing before I saw this thread.

Shrug.

 

[Crack Face]

Degeneracy dump.

The fact those people unironically talk like this makes me physically recoil, that's an actual human being, this fucking shit is the result of 4.2 billion years of evolution.
This shit makes eugenics look like a tame solution.

 

[Reynard]

The sad thing is that I’d still prefer this shit to him sperging out about politics on Twitter.

 

[Trombonista]

I dunno, it was about four years ago. I remember the lighting was dim and that he didn't tip well.

Oh well, i just thought it was funny that I encountered him. There's not much else to say.

I think it was an apartment tho.

I think this means you encountered him before he went full babyfur.

 

[Thundershlock]

I think this means you encountered him before he went full babyfur.

Seems like it. I didn't get that sense from him but the whole twilight sparkle thing was pretty pathetic.

Bet the pizza toppings were as basic as hell.

 

[Got2Hands]

Seems like it. I didn't get that sense from him but the whole twilight sparkle thing was pretty pathetic.

Bet the pizza toppings were as basic as hell.

He's a vegetarian who likes shitty raw onion and broccoli pizza, so yeah, probably.

 

[Thundershlock]

He's a vegetarian who likes shitty raw onion and broccoli pizza, so yeah, probably.
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So gross.

I can't remember the toppings, but I never really did much vegetarian pizzas.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

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"I hope my family doesn't notice that I pissed my diapers in their car!"

 

[MysticMisty]

He's a vegetarian who likes shitty raw onion and broccoli pizza, so yeah, probably.
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I thought it was some sort of "Twilight Sparkle" thing; the My Little Ponys don't eat meat, so he won't either. Maybe I'm wrong and this predates that.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that people would pay money to blow this thing.

 

[OccamsShaveClub]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that people would pay money to blow this thing.

They probably paid him not to tell anyone who gave him the BJ, although I question how desperate you'd have to be to give him one in the first place.

 

[Got2Hands]

Jin continues to be a walking biohazard, gets sick from it, gets off from this.

Spoiler: Gross.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

They probably paid him not to tell anyone who gave him the BJ, although I question how desperate you'd have to be to give him one in the first place.

You would have to have a terminal illness and be a mega virgin to even want the blowjob from him.

 

[glass_houses]

God, you just know how dirty he has to be, and how he'd smell. Putting your mouth anywhere near him would be like licking a kitty litter tray that's not been cleaned in years. It's just so fucking unsanitary it makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

 

[MysticMisty]

Jin continues to be a walking biohazard, gets sick from it, gets off from this.

Jin claims to have Crohn's disease, right? This could be a flare-up, if he's not lying about having it. But personally I think it's a bit too perfect that Jin has a chronic illness where it's main symptom (diarrhea) is something he loves to get off on. Fucking disgusting bastard either way.

 

[Got2Hands]

I'm positive I'm not the only one who beat this game as a six year old because even actual children know how to avoid running face first into enemies.

Spoiler: Jin on losing his virginity at 13

 

[Zora Is My Man]

I don’t have a Twitter myself but why would they tolerate these kind of posts? Don’t they go against their guidelines?