Jin / Matt Beard - Babyfur Married to Twilight Sparkle

courteouslemur

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EDIT: BTW, how much of this thread do you think he reads?
I suspect he watches it fairly carefully.
I do wonder why he doesn't discuss his wife as much as he use to. I wouldn't be surprised if the magic has gone out of the relationship, but walking back years and years of wedded bliss could be awkward for him. Still, I'd like to get Twi's opinion on the baby fur fetish.

What went wrong with my life that i write sentences like that?
 

courteouslemur

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All of it, as I to have unfortunately decided to do for the past 7 hours.

Although this shit is nowhere near as close to making me cry as Kero and his buddies threads almost did
I remember when I first hit some of those pics. But yeah, compared to the zoosadists, Jin is very nearly tolerable.
 

JaneThough

Part of your world
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I suspect he watches it fairly carefully.
I do wonder why he doesn't discuss his wife as much as he use to. I wouldn't be surprised if the magic has gone out of the relationship, but walking back years and years of wedded bliss could be awkward for him. Still, I'd like to get Twi's opinion on the baby fur fetish.

What went wrong with my life that i write sentences like that?
Something tells me Twilight is as into it as he is.
 

YayLasagna

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Something tells me Twilight is as into it as he is.
Alright I'm just gonna say it right now, can we PLEASE stop saying "I think Twilight-Oh Twilight must like"
NO
Stop it, it's not real. This man is 20 decades late to ending the imaginary friend phase. He's talking to himself and projecting himself into this plush and humping it. There is no Twilight Sparkle, it's just more of Matt.

Now I'll just say I understand it's a lot easier to just refer to this extension of himself as Twilight, but if we can find a way of avoiding it, can we please try to? The most painful thing about this thread besides the m.ilk itself was reading people refer to Twilight as a real thing.
 

Meowthkip

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Alright I'm just gonna say it right now, can we PLEASE stop saying "I think Twilight-Oh Twilight must like"
NO
Stop it, it's not real. This man is 20 decades late to ending the imaginary friend phase. He's talking to himself and projecting himself into this plush and humping it. There is no Twilight Sparkle, it's just more of Matt.

Now I'll just say I understand it's a lot easier to just refer to this extension of himself as Twilight, but if we can find a way of avoiding it, can we please try to? The most painful thing about this thread besides the m.ilk itself was reading people refer to Twilight as a real thing.
IS JOKES.
 

MysticMisty

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Still, I'd like to get Twi's opinion on the baby fur fetish.
It's exactly what I expected him to say because "Twilight" is conveniently into everything Jin is, sexual and otherwise. I can only assume he's saying college classes would be "dangerous" for the plushie because he thinks some dudebro hater would try to take the plushie and try to damage or destroy it. Otherwise I don't see what's different between that and taking it to restaurants and furry conventions.
 

YayLasagna

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"As someone who was actually molested as a kid"
Welp, that explains the cubfur story...probably, hopefully.

I'll give Jin credit, for someone who dryhumps and shits on a pony plushie, he's a lot more mature about his own thread than most cows tend to be. I mean I don't think I can name ONE cow that has acknowledged them being publicly weird on the internet is what gave this thread life.
EDIT: We do care about having incorrect information by the way Jin. After all, what fun is a cow if something weird they did was something made up by another sped for attention?
 

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