Trainwreck Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / RoyallyYoursRB / ChillinWithRB / Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra / Jyoti Aishani Kalra - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Lost Custody of Her Kids; Fat White Chick Catfishing as a Mixed Desi/Hispanic Woman Online; Socks, Simps, and Botted Followers Abound

Jodee is ...?

  • A True & Honest Desi/Hispanic Woman

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • Sand Nigger Rachel Dolezal

    Votes: 26 9.2%
  • White Trash Susan Schofield

    Votes: 26 9.2%
  • Fat and no one will have sex with her

    Votes: 181 63.7%
  • Misty Ray Henry's Long Lost Sister

    Votes: 19 6.7%
  • Mama June, but exponentially worse.

    Votes: 30 10.6%

  • Total voters
    284

Pina Colda 88

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Jodee is sperging about Llamas for some damn reason. Probably because of the drama last night.
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She also wants a MacBook Air ($1000 laptop)

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IbnTaymiyyah

Grand Mufti of Weaponised Autism
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I love how she stresses "Macbook Air" for a fucking laptop involving allegedly heavy editing and uploading. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty fucking sure the Macbook Pro line is what she's looking at; good ones starting at an extra $1000 over her budget.
 

Cake Farts

#MafiaLoreHYPE
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I love how she stresses "Macbook Air" for a fucking laptop involving allegedly heavy editing and uploading. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty fucking sure the Macbook Pro line is what she's looking at; good ones starting at an extra $1000 over her budget.
Air is college student tier. Pro would better suit her needs. But she shouldn’t worry too much h about that extra $1000 since she’s so wealthy :)
 

Monocle

kiwifarms.net
I love how she stresses "Macbook Air" for a fucking laptop involving allegedly heavy editing and uploading. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty fucking sure the Macbook Pro line is what she's looking at; good ones starting at an extra $1000 over her budget.
I got an A1706 for free and I still refuse to use it. That's how shit Mac OS is. If I did ever use it I did set up Bootcamp with Windows 10 so it's not that much of a paperweight. Mac OS is made for technophobes/retards at computers so no wonder she wants one.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Jodee is sperging about Llamas for some damn reason. Probably because of the drama last night.
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She also wants a MacBook Air ($1000 laptop)

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She needs a laptop so that she can get her video filter on for YT. No phone app filters are going to South Korea beautify her fat ass on video. Her dreams of shitty YT videos are kaput until she gets a decent laptop with heavy duty video editing/filtering software. How can she do make-up guru YT videos if she looks like the work release woman that hands you your Big Mac at the drive-thru?
 

Pina Colda 88

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
She needs a laptop so that she can get her video filter on for YT. No phone app filters are going to South Korea beautify her fat ass on video. Her dreams of shitty YT videos are kaput until she gets a decent laptop with heavy duty video editing/filtering software. How can she do make-up guru YT videos if she looks like the work release woman that hands you your Big Mac at the drive-thru?

Welp, she has to get prepared for her big debut at the Roosevelt Hotel next month I suppose.

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MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Welp, she has to get prepared for her big debut at the Roosevelt Hotel next month I suppose.

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Lol, Jodee lying about blogging in a two-star dump. She does realize the place is a dump and they have only been open to mostly house Covid healthcare workers and patients?

This review from the summer sums it up nicely:
We couldn't even stay one night there were cockroaches in the room,the toilet was dirty, and it had very pungent old mildew smell. yuck! The guy at the front desk was rude...It was an all around horrible experience. Don't stay here

Idk, the Roosevelt sounds right up Jodee’s alley, probably cleaner than the curry cave she lives in anyway.

I surely look forward to her live blogging from this hotel in December which she is also definitely buying too.
 

Cake Farts

#MafiaLoreHYPE
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I got an A1706 for free and I still refuse to use it. That's how shit Mac OS is. If I did ever use it I did set up Bootcamp with Windows 10 so it's not that much of a paperweight. Mac OS is made for technophobes/retards at computers so no wonder she wants one.
I can’t quite recall who said this but I remember reading that Macs are actually pretty good for editing because they come with a built in movie editor that’s pretty decent. A lot of Pixar movies were made on Macs.

Macs are very restrictive on what they can do. If you’re using it for more serious editing on movies and art projects or papers then it’s well worth what you can shill out. So I’d say if you’re in that niche go for it.
windows is a lot more flexible though and I say you have a lot more control over what you can do but you have to scrounge a bit more for software.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I look forward to seeing Jodee vlogging from the lobby right before security forcably escorts her out for loitering.

Edit: The rooms rate from $100 to 400 a night, yet Jodee acts like this is a stay at a luxury penthouse when it's just a notch above a Holiday Inn. :story:
It’s below Holiday Inn. The only thing going for this hotel is a good location and a spacious lobby. (Old hotels have grand lobbies, but new hotels in NYC don’t want to waste prime floor space on them.)

Rooms are $80-94 and the hotel has only been open the past six months thanks to the city billeting health care workers there.

I know she won’t, but I’d love to see Jodee live blog from one of the crummy rooms. Seeing her fat ass in all its glory try to hype this dump would be fantastic and very fitting.

Montgomery NY is 40 miles from Scranton PA and much like it, only much smaller. Montgomery is 75 miles from NYC and nothing like it. Montgomery is serious redneck NY, so I’m sure Jodee is at pretty at home there if she ever leaves the curry cave. The entire area is a bunch old abandoned mill towns.

Remember that show Orange County Choppers? That’s Montgomery NY people. Hell the lazy OC jr son designed some dumb dog park in Montgomery. A decade old cable reality show about custom motorcycle building is the most exciting thing to happen to Montgomery NY in the last hundred years.
 

fvckm3

have you taken your b12?
kiwifarms.net
Says the reporter of my every move.
Every time I see @Greg’s Delusional GF get back on Kiwi, Im blown away by her retardation.
How can anyone be this fuckin stupid? How?? :story:
*uploads video saying they should remain completely silent.
*chimps out on KF making everything worse.
That’s our girl.
Gotta love this dumbass @Pippeyy. We're constantly blessed by her spergs.


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Update on her weight. Jodee is still fat and cant fit into regular sizes yet. Work hard fatty, youre still fat.
Im glad Kiwi is giving you some hate motivation to better your life - you're welcome!

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Props to Anil, the simp that he is, for faithfully liking his wife's profile pics.
Dont know what he sees in this useless old overused cunt.
Didnt bother with her other spam profile pics, I can only take so much filtered crap
For somebody who values arbitrary point systems of internet likes, even Jodee cant fake any friends on her Facebook.
She has zero real life friends. Its kinda sad really.

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I have some beauty advice Jodee, its called 'Traction Alopecia'.
Look it up. It would explain your offensive 5 head.


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Neferpitou!

it's actually an ant
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Jodee simping after blue checkmarks, pretending she can relate.
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She dipped into her endless well of funds to purchase this stupid hoodie. Props to her for actually posting proof of a purchase, though. That makes chargeback scams hard.
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Poor Jodee got a cold :(
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Jodee makes sure we know that she's unfazed by our opinion that she is fat and no one would have sex with her.
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Jodee lets her loyal following of broke bitches know that if they buy a t-shirt, their funds are going directly into her pocket. But for nonprofit reasons. Basically just her begging for anyone to buy her shitty shirts at this point.
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MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Every time I see @Greg’s Delusional GF get back on Kiwi, Im blown away by her retardation.
How can anyone be this fuckin stupid? How?? :story:

Gotta love this dumbass @Pippeyy. We're constantly blessed by her spergs.


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Update on her weight. Jodee is still fat and cant fit into regular sizes yet. Work hard fatty, youre still fat.
Im glad Kiwi is giving you some hate motivation to better your life - you're welcome!

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Props to Anil, the simp that he is, for faithfully liking his wife's profile pics.
Dont know what he sees in this useless old overused cunt.
Didnt bother with her other spam profile pics, I can only take so much filtered crap
For somebody who values arbitrary point systems of internet likes, even Jodee cant fake any friends on her Facebook.
She has zero real life friends. Its kinda sad really.

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I have some beauty advice Jodee, its called 'Traction Alopecia'.
Look it up. It would explain your offensive 5 head.


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Jodi strikes me as the type of gal who would use her husband’s account to like her own posts...and even to control or monitor any FB account he has. Can’t have bitches from the Quickee Mart sliding into his DMs.

Jodee simping after blue checkmarks, pretending she can relate.
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She dipped into her endless well of funds to purchase this stupid hoodie. Props to her for actually posting proof of a purchase, though. That makes chargeback scams hard.
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Poor Jodee got a cold :(
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Jodee makes sure we know that she's unfazed by our opinion that she is fat and no one would have sex with her.
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Jodee lets her loyal following of broke bitches know that if they buy a t-shirt, their funds are going directly into her pocket. But for nonprofit reasons. Basically just her begging for anyone to buy her shitty shirts at this point.
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Give Jodee money so she can (maybe) give you money! Lol. Dumb bitch. They only follow her account because they are broke and stupid. Jodee will make a whole $1.25 for each shirt you order from the digital print press.

If they had an extra $20 they’d buy some meth, not some shitty print to order bullshit you crapped out online in five minutes. Not even Jodee orders her own ugly ill conceived “merch.”
 

P. Barnes' THOT

Crush your noggin with an ATM
kiwifarms.net
Of course she has 0 friends. She is the epitome of white trash. @Greg’s Delusional GF has the hair, weight, and capris with skate shoes (as seen in previous posts).It’s like white trash uniform. People who have money don’t spend it on gross XXL leggings or polyester bedding. Jesus.

Not to mention, real people listen to their kids if they are being abused or hurt in some way. Give me my hats, cause this went from laughing to MOTI.

and what fucking adult in 2020 doesn’t have access to a computer? What a rich girl, wanting a MacBook Air.
 
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