Trainwreck Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / RoyalRuckusCEO / InsomniaChanOff / Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra / Jyoti Aishani Kalra - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Lost Custody of Her Kids; Fat White Chick Catfishing as a Mixed Desi/Hispanic Woman Online; Socks, Simps, and Botted Followers Abound

Jodee is ...?

  • A True & Honest Desi/Hispanic Woman

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • Sand Nigger Rachel Dolezal

    Votes: 58 12.6%
  • White Trash Susan Schofield

    Votes: 43 9.4%
  • Fat and no one will have sex with her

    Votes: 285 62.1%
  • Misty Ray Henry's Long Lost Sister

    Votes: 17 3.7%
  • Mama June, but exponentially worse.

    Votes: 50 10.9%

  • Total voters
    459

Water-T

STARVING TO DEATH...FOR ATTENTION (AND CAKE)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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LOLOL. We all laugh and point at you, Jodee. You try soooo hard to convince everyone you're a pretty, rich mixed race woman travelling the world when you're just poor fat white trail trash that stays hermitted in a curry cave. On top of that, you let your kids get molested because you were soooo desperate to keep the only guy willing to dick you up without using you for a Green Card. You believe that wasting Anal's money on cheap garbage and botted followers is a huge flex. (Hint: it's not). Finally, you think that videos of you droning on in the darkness was going to make you the next Conan O'Brien.

But sure, keep on lusting after a over-the-hill pedo and desperately @ing random celebrities, Jodee! We'll be over here laughing and pointing at you being soooo super salty!*

*I changed that last part to fit your delusions - just for you, Jodee!
 

Vi0l3t

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I’m sorry… WHAT! Are you fucking telling me that you forgave Greg because it was just “small hiccup” that he groomed many girls, harasses his victims daily and even ruined their lives??? And that’s a hiccup by your definition? Are you serious, Jodee?! “I’ll never do that mistake again” is bullshit because you literally used your daughter as bait last year and even doxed her stepmom awhile back. You will never learn from your mistakes and this thread with over 4K posts is living proof that you have not changed one bit. Last week, you literally took someone’s vacation photos as your own! Don’t give us that “#redemption” crap! You already proved to us that it will never happen. You will just forget that you ever posted this and go back to planning your next biggest lie to flex about.
She only defends other scum bags because shes a horrible scum bag. People like her wished wed all forget abusive assholes past fuck ups so they can continue to abuse people. To bad hoardee nobody will forget, especially now that its here on the farms.
 

sorrycharlie

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You’ll never do what again, Jodee? Let your kids get molested and then call them liars? You can’t do that again, because you lost them.

Most people don’t have to make that “mistake” even once to know it’s wrong.

And what’s this about your mistakes being like hiccups and zits? They just happen like any other bodily function? Through no fault of your own, right? Acne scars are there to make you reevaluate your life moving forward…?

How have you changed since you let your kids get molested?
 

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Tbh, she should of done more of it.
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This is a fun little game for us to play: Kiwis, what was Jodee talking about or doing to make the kidnapper dump her in the streets? I’ll start: Jodee’s weight was making the car drag from behind.
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You and Squidward don’t have one thing in common: Common sense
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Vi0l3t

kiwifarms.net

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Got bored and made some more updates to the op. @IbnTaymiyyah can add this or some mod can. Whichever works.
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Who is Royal Black?

"Royal Black" is the alias of a woman named Jodee Norene Kalra; don't let the ethnic last name fool you, she's married to a Punjabi man at the moment. In reality, she's a delusional white trash fatty who came under scrutiny in the Onision thread for being an overzealous orbiter. Born on 18 January 1986, Jodee is a 34-year-old woman who loves to flip flop around her career title, saying she’s a makeup guru one week then a news reporter the next week. She’s also a pathological liar and would lie about anything to get clout off the Internet, even lie about adopting a cat! At some point in time, she started orbiting Onision; an infamous lolcow who needs no introduction to anyone who's been on the internet in the last ten years. Below is the Tumblr post that brought her into the spotlight before she joined the Farms to "defend" herself.

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It's rather funny how she claims to know what lines never to cross but joining Onision's new forum and becoming a mod seem to betray a conflict of interest on her part. At some point in the last 48 hours, she became aware of her Twitter and Tumblr being discussed here and decided to voluntarily join KF with an avatar she associates with her branding specifically to gloat about protecting her tweets. You know, because everyone who ever entered the Farms to brag about how they're smarter than us autistic losers on the internet always comes out on top. Wanna know the punchline? She decided to join under the alias of @Greg’s Delusional GF as some sort of lame "take that" to us poking fun at her obsession with Grimes.

What did she do?

To get a good idea of what her general attitude is, one needs only to look at her very first post on the Farms along with her subsequent replies before getting banned from posting in the Onision thread. As a general rule of thumb, it's not a wise idea to join a forum known for ridiculing others on the internet if you, yourself are the topic of discussion. It's an even worse idea to join with the express intention of effectively saying "Haha, I protected my Twitter account! What are you guys gonna do now, huh?"

A recurring issue that Jodee has is her complete inability to bite her tongue. Within 48 hours, her continued desire to prove others wrong led to her revealing countless intimate details that we didn't know about prior. Within 24 hours of joining, she got doxed and proceeded to react in the typical fashion that all lolcows do when they get doxed: chimp the fuck out about it on her profile while revealing more shit that we weren't privy to beforehand.

Thanks to the diligent work of @zedkissed60, we learned of a mortifying secret: that she was convicted on two counts of child endangerment in the state of Indiana and lost custody of her two children. I think I'll let Zed's original post on her profile do all the talking:

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Ouch, her ex-husband raped her two kids, and she lost custody of them shortly after that. That's a pretty intense thing to have aired out in public. Would you all like to know what her immediate knee-jerk reaction was to this revelation?

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That's right: she flat-out admitted that she didn't believe her children when they told her about being molested by her ex-husband. To add insult to injury, she tries to defend herself by saying that she supposedly kept her children well-fed, well-clothed, and well-groomed while this abuse was happening. You know, because all of that is much more important than some arbitrary accusations of molestation, right?

A few hours later, the object of her demented lust was made aware of this deep, dark skeleton in her closet. I think I'll let Mr Jackson do the talking on his reaction to the subject:

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Oh man, things aren't looking nice for Jodee, are they? He even made a video (above) addressing the situation (archived in the Onision thread). Initially, Greg was willing to allow Jodee to voice her side of the story on the forums. Of course, things went even further south when Greg was made aware of the finer details on the situation at hand.

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Ironic how the extensively documented paedophile/groomer/statutory rapist took issue great offence to Jodee's criminal negligence. Granted, Greg's not in any position to boast because he let his daughter fall out of a two-story window. Even so, it would seem that even he has enough common sense to realise that a mother who doesn't believe her children is fucking reprehensible. When made aware of these details, Greg uploaded another video formally excommunicating Jodee from the Cult of Onision (archived in the Onision thread).

Link to another archive

To be fair, Greg certainly has a lot of reasons why he'd want to publicly announce that he's permanently banned Jodee from his Discord server and the forums beyond just doing what's morally right. Even so, such a blow to her ego surely wouldn't go unnoticed. She decided to come back to KF to 'set the record straight,' as it were. Of course this time, she decided to be more 'discrete' by not publicly chimping on her profile that's currently under the watchful eye of dozens of KF users. What did she do? Oh, nothing serious. Just DM a bunch of random KF users her 'receipts.' (special thanks to @bookiedookie for posting them in the Onision thread)

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That's right; she doxed her ex-father-in-law who's an alleged child molester to prove she didn't marry a convicted child molester, she simply divorced one. She thought that everyone's at her for marrying a child predator, rather than the more glaring issue of her conviction of literal child endangerment by refusing to believe her children. That's only the beginning of the rabbit hole, as it gets much more in-depth. For now, let's focus on some other stuff.

The Life of Jodee

Jodee was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and grew up in Indiana. According to her, she didn’t have an amazing childhood and was mostly abused by her mother her whole life. There is also a whole Internet capsule that says otherwise and that basically she was a spoiled rotten brat who wanted everything. She went to a Lutheran church school and got married with her first husband after she got pregnant with her first child at 19. Jodee has always been a attention whore since which the capsule proves and that she used to be an edgelord in her early adult life. She was always fat even since a teenager as you can see.

However, there was trouble in paradise when Jodee and her first lover were causing trouble with the law which lead to them almost losing custody of their daughter A. Eventually, Jodee ran off to her second husband (possibly cheated on her first at the time) and decided to have two daughters with him. She ends up with her first son at the time too which DJ (A’s stepmom) informed us that she doesn’t even know who the child belongs to.

Eventually, it all leads down to the molestation and her children being taken away from her after her amazing mom called CPS on her ass. Two of the children were given to her first husband who fought for custody of his daughter back. This is where Jodee gets the “my mother is abusive” mentality from and would harass/threaten any of her family members, especially DJ if they ever debunk her lies about this situation.

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After that, Jodee says she was homeless and ended up getting with another criminal which ended quickly after she let the drunk almost beat her to death before his court hearing .(more infor here)

Jodee’s views on each family member:
Her father: The greatest dad in the world and his “favorite”.
Her mother: An abusive cunt who is to blame for why she doesn’t have her kids anymore.
Her older sister: The golden child
Her sister’s son: Her little brother
A’s stepmom, DJ @Justamom : A dirty rat who dared to debunk her on this very thread
A, her first daughter: Her “mini me” that she loves to use for clout
Her other children: “Wait, those are my kids?”

Her third husband, Anil Kalra aka “Anal”

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Jodee and Anil making it official in their magical Indian wedding.

Jodee and Anil have been together since March 10th 2017 and has confirmed to have gotten together to get Anil that lovely green card and for Jodee to get off the streets. He was probably one of the dime of dozen Indian men she met on her dating app the moment she signed up. His mother is dead and most of his family fall under the last name Singh. She would also sperg on about her husband being a rich owner who owns many hotels, resorts and gas stations. In reality, he is just some poor fucker who works at a local gas station while his leeching wife pulls hundreds out of his bank account to buy more trash to flex about. He is also the reason why Jodee is sitting in a house in New York jobless while bringing home the bread. During the letter saga, Jodee has confirmed that the letter was sent to “his address” that doesn’t match with her current one. She also lies that he sleeps all the time, they go out on dates once in awhile and started going their “separate” ways around early 2020, leading us to believe that the two actually don’t live together anymore and have a very complicated relationship.

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She tried to leave her husband for pedo D-list celebs like Greg and labeled her husband “abusive” to make herself not look like a dirty cheater. She also caused her husband to overdrink in alcohol around the time she was having major drama in the Carterverse sphere in May 2020. It’s assumed that Anal found out what she said about fucking Aaron Carter and divorcing him to be with him which lead him to drink himself to death.

Jodee the Trans-Racial LARPer

One of the most important delusions she clings to is this manufactured identity of being a half-Punjabi/half-Puerto Rican woman. As the opening picture would suggest though, she certainly bears no resemblance to anyone that can claim Indo-Aryan ancestry. In reality, Jodee is whiter than sheetrock. Don't just take my word for it; Zed did some digging to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she's white trash.

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Pictures of Jodee’s “Puerto-Rican” father:
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A happy Jodee with her NOT INDIAN “abusive” mother.

Fun fact: Jodee claimed that the above photo of her family was from her father's side, even though she also claimed that her father was Puerto Rican. I don't know about you guys, but the Burns family as a whole looks like any typical working-class household in Middle America. Zed also found an obituary that explicitly states that Jerry Burns (her father) was a foster child. Combine that with the fact that her mother Shelley was born in Milwaukee, and that's a technical knock-out for any claims on Indo-Aryan/Hispanic ancestry. What shatters any hope of this delusion being genuine is how she claims her surname was never"Burns" at any point in time. A small claims court case from 2004 proves that she filed as the plaintiff under her real maiden name. She made this claim less than an hour before Zed dropped her felony case record. Myopia doesn't even begin to describe how short-sighted she is.

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Her current husband, Anil Kalra, is a 1st generation Punjabi immigrant. Some of her past Facebook aliases are predicated upon her co-opting her husband's cultural identity for her own, as evidenced by usernames like "Jyoti Kalra" and "Harleen Kalra." She also claims to be a Sikh as well, despite not adhering to the core principles of Sikhism if her behaviour is any indicator. She vehemently denies being white and even resorts to using Google Translate to write nonsense in Hindi both on KF and Tumblr. She also claims to be a proud "IndiaRican" on her Twitter profile. The best part is that one of her past Twitter handles was literally "RaniKaaliRYLBLK." Of course, what she doesn't understand is that "Rani Kaali" literally translates to "Black Queen," which is insanely bad optics for a white woman like her to have on such a woke platform like Twitter.

Jodee, the Sexual Deviant and Convicted Felon of Child Endangerment

Elaborating more on Jodee's past, she consistently denies that she ever married a convicted paedophile. @zedkissed60 did a fantastic job breaking down the circumstances, so I'll give yall the Cliffnotes version of this proof. She previously doxed her ex-father-in-law (Ronald Everroad I) assuming that it'll clear her name, but what she didn't factor in was that filtering Indiana court records by date of birth limits the scope of the search. When Zed dug through both men's history, two vastly different histories popped up.

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To verify whether or not Zed had the wrong Ronald Everroad, he decided to dig through Ronald Everroad II's criminal history to precisely match up these details to remove any doubt from the situation at hand. The screenshot on the left is from a speeding ticket while the transfer highlighted above is on the right. Both records share the same address.

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The screenshot below is what she took issue with because it only specifies "Ronald A. Everroad" with no DOB or consistent address. Admittedly, this is a problem with Indiana's court system as individual records aren't robust enough for our purposes. With that said, she has an established history of lying, which casts doubt on the legitimacy of her claims. Plus, the story doesn't end here! We have another record to go off! That's right kids; the plot thickens even further!

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Jodee's ex-husband has an open molestation charge on his criminal record dating back to 2007. The proof is in the screenshot from Indiana's public court record database. That's strike three, Jodee "I didn't marry a convicted child predator, I simply divorced one" Burns.

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Now we get to the part where we can throw salt into Jodee's wounds! The exact sentencing of Ronald Everroad (still unclear which one it is) molestation charges were 545 days of house arrest followed by one year of supervised probation. If it were indeed RonEv II who committed the crime, that would mean his house arrest ended around mid-July 2011, and supervised probation ended around mid-July 2012. I'm still looking for the additional screenshot of the marriage license, but it's confirmed that Jodee and Ron Everroad II got married on 12 April 2012. Update: Zed found the marriage certificate and the divorce filings from her first ex-husband. She must've gone through one nasty divorce though because it was filed in 2009 but didn't get finalised until 2015.

Knowing this and still operating under the assumption that it was RonEvII who committed the crime, she would've gotten married to him while he was on supervised probation for the molestation charges. While it's still unclear precisely which Ronald Everroad committed the original molestation crime, the fact that Ronald Everroad II still has an active molestation charge under his criminal record does prove that Jodee married a sex offender.

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The molestation case which put him in prison and Jodee's two class-C felonies for child endangerment were both filed August 30, 2013. Thus, we have a consistent timeline that incontrovertibly proves beyond any reasonable doubt that she knowingly married a paedophile.

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Jodee claimed that she never went to jail, but that lie got shot down too because she wasn't able to pay her original bond. She also tried to give away her son to one of her friends to avoid having to pay the rest of her bond too. Her counsel was appointed on 30 August 2013, and yet she had a bond reduction hearing on 26 September 2013. That meant that she spent a month rotting in jail because she was too broke to afford bail.

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Oh, and if that wasn't funny enough for you, she still owes the court a total of $1,114 for over five years now! Plus 70 bucks for 10! Keep in mind this is the woman who claims to be so well-connected with people like Scammer Payback.

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While Jodee's quick to call her ex-husband a piece of shit now, this wasn't always the case. Look no further than her Pinterest tagline.

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If you want more disturbing mental imagery, she also had an RRoP theme going on in her bedroom when she was married to the chomo. Don't believe me? Here's a BDSM blog where she openly admits to it.

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@bookiedookie did some digging around on FetLife to see if she had an account. Spoilers: she does, and it's a swinger profile. What I want to draw attention to is their avatar on the website. Notice how the timestamp says "09/09/2010."

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Whether or not he was convicted is irrelevant either way because we have hard proof that she was dating a child molester while also looking for BDSM fetish stuff in the process. Of course, that's not the worst this whole situation. Yes, it gets worse. I want to thank @kingkong't for bringing this to my attention because it slipped through the cracks in the Onision thread until now.

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That's right, during Onision's last live stream on YouTube, Jodee was defending Greg's desire to have a three-way in the same bed as his kid because she admitted to doing the same thing with her niece in the same room. With this revelation, Royal Black officially crossed the line into complete sexual deviant territory. Considering how this woman's past is full of child sexual abuse, this only spells out horrifying implications for the other depraved shit she did in the presence of children. Make of it, what you will.

To recap, Jodee Norene Burns:
  • married a child molester in 2007 who may or may not have been under house arrest when they were dating.
  • is into BDSM stuff and was indulging that type of lifestyle with Ronald Everroad II
  • referred to him as an amazing man on a public forum tied to her real-world identity
  • did not believe her children when they told her their stepfather was violating them
  • got convicted of literal child endangerment and lost custody of her children
  • OPENLY ADMITTED TO HAVING SEX WHILE HER NIECE WAS IN THE SAME ROOM ON AN ONISION STREAM
  • doxed her ex-father-in-law in a futile effort to get her ass out of hot water.

Jodee the DramaTuber/Aaron Carter Sperg

After doing some more digging, Zed managed to track down both of Jodee's YouTube channels. The first channel is the one where she claims ownership over her "Royal Black" alias and has a potpourri of stuff from when she was LARPing as Aaron Carter's private investigator. The second is an abandoned channel where she uses one of her former married names, "Jodee Gust." @bookiedookie and I have both taken the liberty of archiving the contents of these channels at the time of writing.

While I will concede that I'm not the most well-versed when it comes down to the "Carterverse," a simple search on YouTube returns some important stuff. She wasn't incredibly well-liked from what I can gather, considering how she also doxed quite a few people while she was pretending to be Aaron's PI. I couldn't find any writeups about this, but there's plenty of obscure DramaTube videos about the subject at hand. Credit to @Spedestrian providing the relevant links.

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Link to another Onision video about Royal Black trying to win him back with an interview

A Lying Cow living in a Delusional World

What she wishes she looks like:

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What she actually looks like:
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Jodee is a big fat liar and lies ALL THE TIME. Never believe a word she says because it always turns out to be bullshit 90% of the time. She pathologically lies so much that she sometimes forgets about her last lie or what she was saying yesterday. Because of this, her lies end up clashing with others and turn into a giant cryptic clusterfuck of more illogical lies.

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Jodee also expresses a lot of delusional thinking and is very out of touch with reality to the point that she ends up believing her own lies. She says that she feels 21 years old or A’s age and even said on her throwaway Parlor account that she is forever stuck in 2002. The main cause of these delusions remain unknown. She leaves a lot of broken promises, saying she is one thing and another after a week or so. She calls herself so many things that even she didn’t know she was that at one point. Like Greg, she is a huge narcissist and would find as many excuses or make up any lies to make herself look like the victim in any situation she fucks herself in.

  • Being very rich. (Truth: Definitely not true and even freaked out over being 2k in debt.)
  • Didn’t know her kid was being molested. (Truth: She admitted she knew what was going on, but was head over heels for her pedo husband at the time)
  • Being half Puerto Rican ( idea taken from a singer perhaps) and half Punjabi (obviously taken from her husband’s family). She was born in Punjab, India. (Truth: She was actually born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and a true and white Hoosier.)
  • Her mom was born in India and her dad is from Puerto Rico. Both of them are immigrants. (Truth: Mother is actually a Wisconsin-born white woman and her father is a Kentucky-born white man who was adopted.)
  • Many illnesses and diseases especially lethal ones! (See List of diseases she’s faked.)
  • Lost lots of weight, losing weight or will lose weight. (Truth: She actually gaining more over time.)
  • She isn’t obese. (Truth: She is and that’s why her body is breaking down.)
  • Having very long hair and bangs. (Truth: it’s short as fuck and she has a six head.)
  • She looks like an Indian Barbie.
  • Her husband sleeping and not wanting to wake him up. (Truth: This is one of her most common excuses when people ask her to prove something.)
  • Anil went to California to buy many hotels and gas stations. (Truth: Most likely he didn’t.)
  • Was domestically abused by a boyfriend who had a court date the next day.
  • Runs and owns many hotels.
  • Bought a theater.
  • Have a grand tour in the Roosevelt Hotel on November 2020 before it shuts down. (Truth: It never happened.)
  • She lives in Washington. (Truth: She started saying this after she found Onision because she’s his delusional gf. She still lives in the same address in New York.)
  • Lies many times about moving. (Truth: So far it’s always been bullshit and she hasn’t moved at all and still lives in the curry cave.
  • Moving to California or traveling across the country. (Truth: It never happens.)
  • Went to Salem in May 2021.
  • Has a lawyer(s). (Truth: They are either not real or dead.)
  • Sue Kiwifarms.
  • Anil was sent a LSD/Anthrax-laced rat sticker and hate mail. (Truth: One of her failed attempt to blame DJ, her oldest daughter’s stepmom, for harassment)
  • Pretended to be a proud peke owner who really loved weed and techno. (Truth: This one was her most bizarre ones. It was a sock account that she would message herself with to make the sock look like a devoted fan and even used the same edited icons from her Facebook. She posted videos and pictures of her neighbor’s pekes and cats, and lied about them being hers. Imagine some fat cunt using your own pets just to sock! She also decided to end this saga by setting up a drama about her sock being a crazy stalker from Texas and even made a fake Facebook page as proof. )
  • Getting a cat multiple times.
  • Having 20 pairs of rare Nikes that she found in a move-in.
  • Fucked Aaron Carter in the back of a truck that smelled.
  • Was divorcing poor Anil to be with Onison or Carter and saying it was because he was abusive to her.
  • Beated up or gotten into a fight with someone outside her house. (Truth: Bitch is so afraid of showing her actual face online! How is she brave enough to sock someone if she can’t even do that.)
  • Release a vlog or any hyped up video.
  • Many highly shopped selfies that she claims are really “her”.
  • Bought some very expensive jewelry.
  • And so many more that are hard to keep track of.
  • A Public Figure
  • Makeup Artist
  • Beauty Influencer
  • Fashion Designer of her own clothing brand
  • Philanthropist (Said this as an excuse so she could pay people to simp for her and scam them.)
  • SHE-EO of her own make up brand
  • YouTuber
  • Vlogger
  • A 90’s Kid (She’s literally born in the 80s!)
  • Hotel Owner
  • Cancer Survivor
  • A stripper named Sweetwater (LMAO)
  • A Private Investigator of Aaron Carter
  • VIP for Aaron Carter’s concerts
  • Graphic Designer
  • Music Producer
  • Record Executive
  • Actress
  • A DJ/Remixer
  • Tarot Card Reader/Fortune Teller
  • A model
  • An OnlyFans Model
  • A findom Domme
  • Psychologist (Says she goes to Prudue University and probably stolen from her sister who works in the medical field)
  • A Proud Mother of 4 (Not anymore LOL)
  • Entertainer
  • News Reporter
  • Drama Reporter
  • A shitposter and internet weirdo stalker
  • Activist
  • Genderqueer Femme who uses They/Them
  • Bisexual
  • A member of the trans community
  • LGBT+ Ally
  • A person of color
  • Late Night Talk Show Host
  • Desi DJ
  • Digital Creator

“A Living Miracle”

Because she is such a pathological liar, she has to lie her way about being very ill for the sake of clout. It also makes you wonder if she does suffer from some case of Münchausen syndrome. The diseases that she has mentioned having for awhile are ADHD, Anxiety, BD (which keeps calling BPD for some reason), and of course, obesity, but won’t admit it. She has said she had epilepsy as a child and most likely doesn’t have it anymore. Some kiwis are skeptical if she actually does have ADHD since she lacks most symptoms of it. She says she suffers from infertility, but that’s because she’s fat. She also says she has GERD which is believable since the main causes for GERD is being obese, eating large fatty meals and smoking a lot which she does all the time. There’s also a very prominent one that kiwis mention most the time and it’s that she suffers from hair loss from having a tight bun 24/7 which is the main reason why she has a sixhead!

  • Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome. This is the major one she talks about the most. Most of the time she gets sick for eating so much shit (or didn’t do something she promised she would do on that day), she always blames it on CVS. Many kiwis have debunked her having it for many reasons. Most likely the vomiting is caused by Jodee binge eating all the time and admits she has the habit of eating a lot.
  • BPD. Always confuses BPD with BD.
  • Having Cornavirus before any signs of COVID existed in New York. Lied that a herpes medication was the vaccine and “cured” her.
  • Lyme Disease. Probably googled that disease when she had a fever.
  • Surviving two types of cancers: Liver and cervical. (Possibly another in 2019, but was never named.)
  • PCOS. An excuse she said when carterverse girls laughed at her terrible facial hygiene.
  • Having her tubes tied. DJ said she didn’t have anything of sorts after her kids got taken away.
  • Stomach Ulcer. Never mentions it after that day.
  • Heterochromia. An excuse she used to say when people mentioned the eye discoloration in her heavily edited photos.
  • Aspergers. Said that just to impress a poor mother having school issues about her disabled son.
  • So many allergies that makes you wonder how this person is still breathing. Penicillin, mold and some foods.

An Extreme Impulse Buyer and Proud Hoarder of Many Useless Things

Jodee buys a lot of cheap shit that makes you wonder why would she need to buy it at all. Sometimes, she would lie about its value and quality for the sake of pretending to be rich (Like big diamond platinum engagement rings, high quality velvet bed sheets, etc), but in actuality, it’s cheap bootleg crap that she bought from Amazon for $10, even her own engagement ring that Anal gave her is a $30 CZ steel ring lol.
  • 2XL Hoodies
  • Ugly iPhone Cases
  • Lots of Cheap Makeup
  • Face Masks
  • Cheap Bed Comforters from Walmart
  • Bed Comforters from some hotel (Gross.)
  • CZ Sterling Steel jewelry from Amazon that she lies about being pure diamonds and platinum
  • Sweats
  • Cloths with shitty positivity quotes on them
  • Crappy junk from the 90’s
  • Grandma looking slippers
  • Crappy headphones
  • And anything that doesn’t go beyond $150 or something less than 10 bucks

Jodee the Matthew Lillard Sperg

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Surprisingly enough, Jodee's lust doesn't just apply to pseudo-celebrities who groom/diddle kids. As far as I can tell, her first obsession was actually with Matthew Lillard. @zedkissed60 was gracious enough to do some more digging on her past and came up with an alarming amount of Lillard sperging in the past emails she used.

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This sperging can even be found on her Twitter page where she seems to try and rope Lillard into her lunacy at every turn, going so far as to correct him for posting a Black Power fist.

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Of course, her smile and optimism were crushed at the end of the day. A rudimentary Twitter search explicitly shows Matthew Lillard nothumouring her in the slightest (and probably for a good reason). Maybe that's why she took to orbiting Aaron Carter and eventually Greg.

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Jodee the "She-EO"

One thing that Jodee prides herself on is being a proud, self-employed woman who sells her cosmetics which she painstakingly makes by hand. However, her ego masks a business mentality that prioritises the ease of obtaining material and minimising costs rather than putting out a quality product for potential customers to buy. Here, you can blatantly find Jodee bragging about buying DIY makeup kits from Amazon to sell for a profit (screenshot courtesy of @fvckm3).

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For personal use, this wouldn't be a problem because everyone's free to make their stuff. However, it's highly recommended that you take no shortcuts when making your cosmetics because of the risks involved with buying premade kits. You're putting this shit directly on your skin; the last thing you want is to get a rash from cheap wholesale products with countless fillers, additives, and other byproducts. If you can't afford to make your stuff from wholesale cocoa butter, coconut oil, and so on, you probably shouldn't be making your cosmetics. @meff moufftook the liberty of calculating how much all of the stuff she tweeted about purchasing cost her, and this entire array of products cost her ~$120 (excluding tax, shipping, etc.)

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So we've established that she's entirely liable to cut corners and brag about it. However, that in itself isn't something worth getting upset about. No, the kicker here is how she chooses to marketthese awful products that she creates (screenshots courtesy of @Pina Colda 88).

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Now, call me Mr Contrarian here, but I'm 99% certain that products worthy of literal royalty wouldn't be made from cheap shit you can buy wholesale on websites like Amazon or Aliexpress. Otherwise, those specific storefronts would likely be backed up by official certification like a Royal Warrant. I'm not necessarily well-versed on makeup descriptors but calling your shit "lethal" or "deadly" while openly admitting to buying cheap shit on Amazon is unbelievably bad optics. Also, I doubt that this woman sells certified organic products if she can't even be fucked to organically grow her follower count on Instagram. My knowledge of consumer health laws is sadly limited. Still, I'm 90% certain that you'd need to have the actual certificate of authenticity on hand to prove that she sells organic shit if a customer wants to check the legitimacy of these claims. That's not the only product that she sells on her storefront that openly mentions death, by the way. She's also made a "black" shade of her shitty lip gloss that openly compares it to the literal Bubonic Plague. No, I'm not kidding.

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That's right, folks! She's actively trying to romanticise the suffering and deaths of literal plague victims while actively using products of dubious quality to make cosmetics with unknown efficacy. Maybe if this were the mid-to-late 2000s when Goth/Emo subcultures were popular, this shit would be tolerable. However, even scene storefronts from that period had the common sense to not equate their products to literal death and disease. The icing on top to this whole situation is that her storefront is extremely low-effort despite making such grandiose claims of making products fit for royalty. She couldn't even be fucked to pay for a proper domain name!

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Admittedly, I'm not sure if the lack of thumbnails is because I use Firefox over Brave. Even so, all she has to show for her "effort" is a bare-bones website that's ripped straight from a default template from Squarespace. Say what you will about Chris Chan, but at least his awful attempts at a business on platforms like Etsy still had a unique identity that properly fit his character. Her pricing scheme on these few products is also equally abysmal. If you're looking for inexpensive lip gloss, Aliexpress sells dozens of shades all at once for around $1-$5 depending on the storefront. If you're looking for quality handmade cosmetics, you could just go on Lush and pay $12-$20 a pop for stuff that won't make ludicrous claims of medieval plagues, death, and other such things. The premium would be worth getting shit that won't make your lips break out in hives.

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The final nail in the coffin for her delusions of being a proud "She-EO" is that she claims to own an LLC despite there being no record of any filing whatsoever. Zed even dug through the appropriate channels to find something, only to turn up with nothing thus proving she's not even a registered business owner. A rudimentary Google search for "Royal Black Enterprises LLC" also returns a measly three results, all from her shitty storefronts.

Jodee the Failed Pornstar

Like most women on Twitter (especially now in the COVID age), Jodee has tried to capitalise on her nonexistent looks by creating both an Onlyfans page and a Patreon. Of course, what separates Jodee from other women on Twitter (including former Onision victims like Billie who've made an OnlyFans recently) is that she's fucking ugly as shit. Some people wouldn't mind the weight, but "BBW" literally stands for "big beautiful woman," and she's not beautiful even by the loosest interpretation of the word possible. She resorts to using filters and facial smoothing so heavily to mask what she looks like (as shown in the opening images of this post). Also, you don't know what "extortion" means if you thought Onision's Onlyfans page is a waste of money.

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Imagine being the poor simp who fell for her heavily edited pictures and paid anywhere between $20-$175 only to be greeted with this (IRL photos of what Jodee looks like courtesy of @fvckm3 & @pinacolda88):
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Warning: Don't try to bite the bullet and pay for her shitty porn for the sake of posting it here either. We all know she's ugly as shit; we don't need permanent mental scarring.

Jodee on the Farms

Some other nonsense she's spouted in her short time here on the Farms:
  • That she's a close personal friend of Pierogi from Scammer Payback on YouTube who'll use social engineering to dox us.
  • Before that lie, she claimed to have a friend who's an accomplished cybercriminal who can take KF down. Rather sad that she was lying about that one because I'd love to see her and Vordrak work together for their own autistic goals, only to fail miserably in the process.
  • That she has two friends from Philadelphia who are both a licensed attorney and a police sergeant that provided her legal counsel, this is even though such an arrangement would be a conflict of interest.
  • That she can get KF shut down permanently by contacting the hosting service directly and demand that they take down the Farms due to violating the host's terms of use. Keep in mind she clung to this assertion even after countless Kiwis told her that Null owns both KF and 1776 Hosting.
  • That she contacted the FBI's cybercrime unit and that they're currently investigating the situation at hand. I guess she could say that consequences will never be the same.
  • She was involved with some drama surrounding Aaron Carter, but I couldn't find anything too interesting about that save for replies to now-deleted Tweets.

Dox and Miscellaneous Links

2021 State Route 208
Montgomery, NY 12549

*Notice: This list is only for all the username changes on sites she commonly uses. Random/One off Sites will be in the OP or possibly a separate post.*

(Archived) = archived with archive.vn
(Waybacked) = archived with Wayback Machine
(Recorded) - Screenshotted and posted on the thread.
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Twitter

First Account (October 2018 - August 2019 / Suspended RIP):
QueenJayKalra - October 2018 - September 2019 (Waybacked)

Second Account (August 2019 - October 2019/ Suspended RIP):
QueenJayKalra - October 2018 - September 2019 (Waybacked)
QueenJayKalra86 - September 27 - 30 2019 (Waybacked)
TheOnlyQueenJay - October 2019 (Waybacked)

Third Account (January 2020 - March 2nd 2020 / Suspended RIP):
BlackWidowJay - January 2020 (Waybacked)
RoyalBlackWidow - January 2020 - February 2020 (Waybacked)
RoyalBlackJay - February 2020 - March 2020 (Waybacked)

Fourth Account (May 2020 - November 2020/Suspended RIP):
RaniKaaliRYLBLK - June 2020 - August 2020 (Waybacked/Recorded)
RoyalMoneyBagz - September 2020 (Waybacked/Recorded)
RoyallyYoursRB - September 2020 - October 2020
ChillinwithRB - October 2020 - November 2020 (Waybacked/Recorded)

Fifth Account (February 2021 - March 2021/Deleted it then got suspended MAJOR RIP):
ImStillMe29 (Waybacked/Recorded)

Sixth Account (June 2021 - Present)
RoyalRuckusCEO - June 2021 - Present (Waybacked/Recorded)

Alt/Old Accounts:
JodeeGust - (Suspended RIP)
royalblacknetyt - May 2020 - August 2020 (Waybacked/Suspended RIP)
DominaAmore - October 2020 - June 2021 (Became InsomniaChanOff)
InsomniaChanOff - June 2021 - Present (Waybacked/Recorded)

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YouTube Channels

JodeeGust (Abandoned)
Jyoti Kalra (
Abandoned)
Queen Kalra (Unknown/October 2019)

Everyone’s Favorite Royal Black (Channel Name changed to Chillin with Royal Black in October 2020)
RoyalMoneyBagz (
Terminated on the second day of creation for breaking the guidelines)
The OG: Royal Black (
Abandoned as of October 2020/Deleted Videos Archived in OP)
TheRoyalBlackNetwork (
Abandoned as of October 2020)
RB Vlogs (
Abandoned as of January 2021)
Chillin with Royal Black (
Active as of October 2020)
Insomnia with Royal Black (
Possibly abandoned as of May 2021)

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Instagram

Main Account ( May 2017 - Present):

QueenJayKalra - March 2018 - ??? 2019 and ??? 2019 - January 2020
j.harley.k - January 8-19 2019
j.kashkalra January 2019 - February 2019?

theroyalblackwidow: first (2020-Jan-27) - last (2020-Feb-02)
RoyalBlackJayleh - February 2020 - March 2020
RoyalBlackOfficial1 - April 2020 - August 2020
Royal.Black.Official - August 2020 - Present (Deleted from August 2020 - September/October 2020)


Alt/Old Accounts:
deebaby96 (Unconfirmed/Abandoned)
RoyalBlackNetYT (Archived)
a.touch.of.royalty.cos (Deleted/
Archived)
RoyalBlackOnlyFans (Deleted/Archived)
RoyalBlack_mafiaboss (Abandoned/Privated)
Hubby.loveujodee (Abandoned)

royal.divination (Abandoned)
peke_cat_haven (Sock/Deleted)

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Names she goes by

Real Names
Jodee Norene Burns
Jodee Norene Gust
Jodee Norene Everroad

Jodee Norene Kalra

Fake/RP Names
Jyoti Kalra
Jodee Singh

Harleen Kalra
Jyoti Harley Kalra
Jyoti Kash Kalra
Jyoti Kaur Kalra
Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra

Jyoti Aishani Kalra
Domina Amore

Link Trees:
https://direct.me/royalblack
https://links.royalblackenterprises.vip/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jodi.kalra(presumably defunct; won't archive properly)
2nd Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/queenjaykalra(presumably defunct; won't archive properly)
TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@royal_black_official
https://www.tiktok.com/@royalblackofficial(archive)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKzTamdWATmXSCwn-UK2DWA (archive)
LinkedIn #1 (Jodee Gust): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jodee-gust-2410702a
LinkedIn #2 (Reverend Jodee Gust; no, I'm not kidding): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jodee-everroad-8662b866
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/royalblackofficial
Twitter: http://tw.tinf.io/RoyallyYoursRB (archive)
Business Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/TouchOfRoyaltyR (now defunct)
Instagram: https://ig.tinf.io/royal.black.official(presumably defunct, unless she changed its handle)
18+ Instagram: https://ig.tinf.io/royalblackonlyfans/ (archive)
Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/officialroyalblack
CashApp: $RoyalBlackJayleh
Tripod storefront for old cleaning service: http://neatfreakscleaning.tripod.com/ (archive)
Yelp page: https://www.yelp.com/biz/neat-freaks-cleaning-bloomington (archive)
Giftly page: https://www.giftly.com/gift-card/neat-freaks-cleaning-bloomington (archive)
FishForums account (links to a now-defunct Tripod page; Archive/Wayback won't archive it properly): https://www.fishforums.net/members/jodeegust.40999/#about
Kiwi Farms profile: https://kiwifarms.net/members/gregs-delusional-gf.63150/
Reddit sock: https://www.reddit.com/user/ButtercupPowerpuff86/ (archive)

With that out of the way, guess who’s coping about her talk show and not uploading that video? Yup, she updated her Facebook and is calling herself a digital creator.
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Update: She has also just updated her Instagram description with her fake pronouns.
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PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Looks like Jodee is back in her dreamland bunker again. Guess Lily Singh getting canceled was too much for her to handle. It’s actually a good thing since we don’t have to hear her flexing about more annoying shit. I did find this though!

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This is so dumb lol. The only members in this group is you and your other acc
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She also updated her other FB.
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She also following more people.
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Did some small researching and one of Amal’s associates who used to live in Jodee’s house owns a deli in New Jersey. Wow! What a hotel business he’s running.
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And Jodee flexes about Anil being a gas station manager, imagine how his work place looks like. Even DJ’s business is way better organized and cleaner than this shit. Wtf is this?

Finally, let us all celebrate the years that Jodee hasn’t paid her $1,114 court bill for 7 years. Plus just 70 bucks for a decade! No wonder she fleed Indiana any chance she got. She has to keep up her scammer ways somehow.

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kiwifarms.net
Looks like Jodee is back in her dreamland bunker again. Guess Lily Singh getting canceled was too much for her to handle. It’s actually a good thing since we don’t have to hear her flexing about more annoying shit. I did find this though!

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This is so dumb lol. The only members in this group is you and your other acc
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She also updated her other FB.
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She also following more people.
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Did some small researching and one of Amal’s associates who used to live in Jodee’s house owns a deli in New Jersey. Wow! What a hotel business he’s running.
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View attachment 2161125 And Jodee flexes about Anil being a gas station manager, imagine how his work place looks like. Even DJ’s business is way better organized and cleaner than this shit. Wtf is this?

Finally, let us all celebrate the years that Jodee hasn’t paid her $1,114 court bill for 7 years. Plus just 70 bucks for a decade! No wonder she fleed Indiana any chance she got. She has to keep up her scammer ways somehow.

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Instead of buying junk bitch should be paying her dues, ghetto as fuck
 

Water-T

STARVING TO DEATH...FOR ATTENTION (AND CAKE)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Looks like Jodee is back in her dreamland bunker again. Guess Lily Singh getting canceled was too much for her to handle. It’s actually a good thing since we don’t have to hear her flexing about more annoying shit. I did find this though!
I had a feeling that Jodee was trying to be the next Lily Singh, when the only thing they have in common is that neither are funny and no one likes them.

LOLOL at her SUPER SECRET GROUP. I'm sure Jodee has fun talking to the other two imaginary people that live in her head.
 

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
no one likes them.
:story:

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“That’s an old picture” :story: At least, shes being honest knowing how she looks like today. What was the point of posting this other than to prove us how authentic her marriage life is.

“You look the same my love” “You just gained a little weight!” Fucking strong Idubbaz coping vibes out of Anil right now!!!

Why are you posting all the sudden? Is it because I said it’s better off without your bitching? Everyone say hi to Jodee.
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What simps? You mean the bots or the ones that you paid to simp for you? Because I’m pretty sure you don’t have your paid simps anymore.

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*18.3k now actually. Looks like you wasted money on that bot service you paid for. It didn’t even last for a week. Also, fuck off with that non-binary shit. We know you are just doing it for attention.
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PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Jodee got access to watch that celebrity fight with Aaron Carter. At least, Aaron is safe from having to be body slammed by Jodee physically.

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Here’s other crap she did.
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She even started following a Indian bride dresses account lol.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Jodee is going to post a new episode for her channel even though it’s been 2 weeks and she didn’t fucking upload the vlog about Salem she promised us! Press X to doubt, guys! We are entering the clown saga. :story: :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: This bitch hasn’t even uploaded ep 4! Also, didn’t you say you just got an iPhone 12? Why are you using an 11. Another thing, remember the time during the sock saga when Jodee literally said she only had one phone? YUP, that was bullshit too.
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Dude stfu, you literally threatened to call the FBI on us. You can’t fight for shit you sad whore.
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More cheap ass makeup.
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She uses FUCKING InShot! :stress: It makes so much sense now!
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PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
:stress:


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- “I’ve been gone for a week and a half” Two weeks. Actually it’s already been 3 weeks now that I think about it. You can literally see how long it’s been on your last video.
- “I have been busy with my new cat” Where is he tho? I don’t see him jumping around or meowing. You don’t have a cat, you liar. Even when you are proven wrong, you still lie about it. Also, that’s not the reason why you were gone.
- “He’s over there giving me the death stare” BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT! Holy shit is this going to be a new thing she’s going to do for now on? Pretend like there’s a cat living in her house.
- Wow, congrats! You work up normally for once and not at will...
- Because he’s normal and not unhealthy like you.
- Why does she widen her eyes like that! It’s like she’s trying so hard to sound excited. :story:
- Omfg
- “I wanted to pick his brain” BITCH you lie about being genderqueer or whatever the fuck SJW gender you say you are. You don’t even follow your own pronouns.
- :roll:
- Skipping this crap
- “I was fangirling the whole video” Makes me wonder if you were just talking over him.
- It seems like she widens her eyes whenever she lies lol
- *disgusted pepe face*
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- Lmao she looks like a fat infant
- “I thought Cameron was a camel” He is a camel, Jodee. He just showed you him. Even the Brad guy gave her a confused look. Also, do note that she only reposted this guy once on her TikTok... ONCE!
- This poor dude.
- Your entire lolcow lore is a rabbit hole, shit it still is!
- Jodee literally sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and Brad is facial expressions are telling me that.
- :slayer: Cool story Brad. Also, wtf is wrong with his hair.
- This guy really is a masochist for these SJWs.
- I love this guy, Brad. He is actually talking more than that Blend Beast guy and you can see it in Jodee’s face that she really wants talk over him.. or she really is lost on what to say lol.
- “That was beautiful” Did she not pay attention to anything he said? :stress:
- “Radical is a beautiful thing” Yeaaaaaah I don’t know dude.
- “It is! God I can’t get over what you were doing” Jodee is definitely not paying attention to this dude.
- My god her forced expressions tho.
- *Evil Deathfat Laughter*
- Jodee, you should take Brad’s advice. You should actually do something with your life instead of lying 24/7 and sitting on your ass in the curry basement.
- “I cried even” Lmao when do you ever cry?
- Jodee literally looks like a fat Chinese woman. (And don’t you dare say you are one after reading this!)
- I hate her laugh so much. It’s so smug and I hate it. It’s a lot of Chantel’s.
- “Could possibly do a drug addicted character” WHAT! Jodee, what are you talking about. What even is going on right now.
- Brad’s wtf face is how I feel right now.
- Yeah, Jodee. You don’t have to make an entire character based on drug addiction.
- “ I’m so glad I get to talk this much in the interview” That’s so ironic that I literally bursted out laughing. It’s all because she actually did talk over Blend the entire time on the last interview.
- Is it me or does Jodee gradually looks worse and worse every time she makes these videos.
- At least he can admit he is inexperienced unlike you Jodee.
- You are a can of worms already.
- That is one quiet cat. Wow, her cat never make a single sound in this interview..
- “Why can’t I have these conversations with other grown ups in my life” Idk maybe because literally every normie is tired of hearing gender nonsense.
- I just realized she took the bubbles from KAF...
- For the last time, YOU DONT EVEN USE THEY/THEM AT ALL. You literally get mad when someone calls you a dude.
- This poor dude is so unaware what Jodee’s intentions are for her pronouns. It’s literally just for attention whoring.
- Are you trying to say all Texans are trumpers or something? Lol what?!
-Why does the interview keep freezing?
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- This dude is so passionate about pronouns yet he has no clue who he’s dealing with here.
- “I never been in any church like yours” Brah. Of course you haven’t. It’s been what 20+ years since you been in one??
-“I thank you. I applaud you” Ffs, just sound not Greg-like for once.
- Yes, the algorithm has become so fucked that even saying one cuss word gets you demonetized.
- I know why she likes Salem so much. This bitch looks identical to the witch who wanted to eat those twins.
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- Jump cut? Hmm I wonder why...
- Pick his brain on what? You really didn’t help much other than say things you don’t even know about. The only plus side is that you didn’t talk over his ass and decide to explain your life’s story for an hour and a half.
- “I have a song request for Asbin” Oh god no!
- :cringe:
- This song is so sad.
- Is he offering to be a recurring guest? Oh god no, I can see this becoming KAF 2.0. That reminds me, why don’t you advertise your show on the KAF discord, Jodee?
- And you’re going to be one of them soon.
- :optimistic:
- :lunacy:
- Yeah, no it would of been better off if you didn’t ask.
- It’s not going to get better, it’s just going to get worse. :story:
- :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: See you in two more weeks!

Jesus fucking Christ! Jodee, you look like absolute shit! Wtf is even that bun! Besides that, we still want that vlog video, Jodee. Where’s that cat of yours you said you were going to neuter? Show us pictures of him sleeping or something !
 
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darklord

is this the cocksucker residence?
kiwifarms.net
:stress:
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- “I’ve been gone for a week and a half” Two weeks. Actually it’s already been 3 weeks now that I think about it. You can literally see how long it’s been on your last video.
- “I have been busy with my new cat” Where is he tho? I don’t see him jumping around or meowing. You don’t have a cat, you liar. Even when you are proven wrong, you still lie about it.
- “He’s over there giving me the death stare” BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT! That’s not why you were gone. Holy shit is this going to be a new thing she’s going to do for now on? Pretend like there’s a cat living in her house.
- Wow, congrats! You work up normally for once and not at will...
- Because he’s normal and not unhealthy like you.
- Why does she widen her eyes like that! It’s like she’s trying so hard to sound excited. :story:
- Omfg
- “I wanted to pick his brain” BITCH you lie about being genderqueer or whatever the fuck SJW gender you say you are. You don’t even follow your own pronouns.
- :roll:
- Skipping this crap
- “I was fangirling the whole video” Makes me wonder if you were just talking over him.
- It seems like she widens her eyes whenever she lies lol
- *disgusted pepe face*
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- Lmao she looks like a fat infant
- “I thought Cameron was a camel” He is a camel, Jodee. He just showed you him. Even the Brad guy gave her a confused look. Also, do note that she only reposted this guy once on her TikTok... ONCE!
- This poor dude.
- Your entire lolcow lore is a rabbit hole, shit it still is!
- Jodee literally sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and Brad is facial expressions are telling me that.
-

Jesus fucking Christ! Jodee, you look like absolute shit! Wtf is even that bun! Besides that, we still want that vlog video, Jodee. Where’s that cat of yours you said you were going to neuter? Show us pictures of him sleeping or something !
THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS HIDING BEhIND THE MIC SO WE DONT SEE HER TRIPLE CHINS I- LOL :story:

nice try, porky black

also peep- female pattern baldness? those tight ass buns aren’t doing it for you. they’re ripping hair off!

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Vi0l3t

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- “I’ve been gone for a week and a half” Two weeks. Actually it’s already been 3 weeks now that I think about it. You can literally see how long it’s been on your last video.
- “I have been busy with my new cat” Where is he tho? I don’t see him jumping around or meowing. You don’t have a cat, you liar. Even when you are proven wrong, you still lie about it.
- “He’s over there giving me the death stare” BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT! That’s not why you were gone. Holy shit is this going to be a new thing she’s going to do for now on? Pretend like there’s a cat living in her house.
- Wow, congrats! You work up normally for once and not at will...
- Because he’s normal and not unhealthy like you.
- Why does she widen her eyes like that! It’s like she’s trying so hard to sound excited. :story:
- Omfg
- “I wanted to pick his brain” BITCH you lie about being genderqueer or whatever the fuck SJW gender you say you are. You don’t even follow your own pronouns.
- :roll:
- Skipping this crap
- “I was fangirling the whole video” Makes me wonder if you were just talking over him.
- It seems like she widens her eyes whenever she lies lol
- *disgusted pepe face*
View attachment 2166428
- Lmao she looks like a fat infant
- “I thought Cameron was a camel” He is a camel, Jodee. He just showed you him. Even the Brad guy gave her a confused look. Also, do note that she only reposted this guy once on her TikTok... ONCE!
- This poor dude.
- Your entire lolcow lore is a rabbit hole, shit it still is!
- Jodee literally sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and Brad is facial expressions are telling me that.
-

Jesus fucking Christ! Jodee, you look like absolute shit! Wtf is even that bun! Besides that, we still want that vlog video, Jodee. Where’s that cat of yours you said you were going to neuter? Show us pictures of him sleeping or something !
Totally looks like her profile picture
 

Precocious Halfwit

I am your man Christmas parsnet
kiwifarms.net
THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS HIDING BEGIND THE MIC LOL
She has to because otherwise her legions of viewer (deliberate typo) will discover that she actually looks NOTHING AT ALL like her profile picture (as @Vi0l3t just ninja'd me) :story:

It's the piggy eyes that are getting me. Like someone jabbed their pinky finger into a massive wad of dough.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
:stress:
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- “I’ve been gone for a week and a half” Two weeks. Actually it’s already been 3 weeks now that I think about it. You can literally see how long it’s been on your last video.
- “I have been busy with my new cat” Where is he tho? I don’t see him jumping around or meowing. You don’t have a cat, you liar. Even when you are proven wrong, you still lie about it. Also, that’s not the reason why you were gone.
- “He’s over there giving me the death stare” BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT! Holy shit is this going to be a new thing she’s going to do for now on? Pretend like there’s a cat living in her house.
- Wow, congrats! You work up normally for once and not at will...
- Because he’s normal and not unhealthy like you.
- Why does she widen her eyes like that! It’s like she’s trying so hard to sound excited. :story:
- Omfg
- “I wanted to pick his brain” BITCH you lie about being genderqueer or whatever the fuck SJW gender you say you are. You don’t even follow your own pronouns.
- :roll:
- Skipping this crap
- “I was fangirling the whole video” Makes me wonder if you were just talking over him.
- It seems like she widens her eyes whenever she lies lol
- *disgusted pepe face*
View attachment 2166428
- Lmao she looks like a fat infant
- “I thought Cameron was a camel” He is a camel, Jodee. He just showed you him. Even the Brad guy gave her a confused look. Also, do note that she only reposted this guy once on her TikTok... ONCE!
- This poor dude.
- Your entire lolcow lore is a rabbit hole, shit it still is!
- Jodee literally sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and Brad is facial expressions are telling me that.
- :slayer: Cool story Brad. Also, wtf is wrong with his hair.
- This guy really is a masochist for these SJWs.
- I love this guy, Brad. He is actually talking more than that Blend Beast guy and you can see it in Jodee’s face that she really wants talk over him.. or she really is lost on what to say lol.
- “That was beautiful” Did she not pay attention to anything he said? :stress:
- “Radical is a beautiful thing” Yeaaaaaah I don’t know dude.
- “It is! God I can’t get over what you were doing” Jodee is definitely not paying attention to this dude.
- My god her forced expressions tho.
- *Evil Deathfat Laughter*
- Jodee, you should take Brad’s advice. You should actually do something with your life instead of lying 24/7 and sitting on your ass in the curry basement.

Jesus fucking Christ! Jodee, you look like absolute shit! Wtf is even that bun! Besides that, we still want that vlog video, Jodee. Where’s that cat of yours you said you were going to neuter? Show us pictures of him sleeping or something !

I don’t keep up with washed up celebs pathetic cash grabs but why is a giant 7 foot crack head like Odom “fighting” a scrawny schizo meth head like Aaron Carter? There’s got to be a foot and 150 lb difference between them.

Is it a fight like WWF is wrestling? Did they even bother paying them cash or just a give a kilo of coke and meth to them? Guess Lamar’s pimp game hasn’t been able to pay the bills.
 

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I don’t keep up with washed up celebs pathetic cash grabs but why is a giant 7 foot crack head like Odom “fighting” a scrawny schizo meth head like Aaron Carter? There’s got to be a foot and 150 lb difference between them.

Is it a fight like WWF is wrestling? Did they even bother paying them cash or just a give a kilo of coke and meth to them? Guess Lamar’s pimp game hasn’t been able to pay the bills.
Aaron Carter will be Aaron Carter. He will do anything for attention, even get beaten the shit out of by bubba over there. He also recently lied about his gf being pregnant and they stole most the baby update photos from google images. :story:

Oh boy here we go again.
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Holy fucking shit you guys!!!!!! :story: @darklord @MirnaMinkoff She actually read your posts!
 

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