Trainwreck Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / RoyalRuckusCEO / InsomniaChanOff / Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra / Jyoti Aishani Kalra - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Lost Custody of Her Kids; Fat White Chick Catfishing as a Mixed Desi/Hispanic Woman Online; Socks, Simps, and Botted Followers Abound

Jodee is ...?

  • A True & Honest Desi/Hispanic Woman

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • Sand Nigger Rachel Dolezal

    Votes: 59 12.5%
  • White Trash Susan Schofield

    Votes: 44 9.3%
  • Fat and no one will have sex with her

    Votes: 293 62.2%
  • Misty Ray Henry's Long Lost Sister

    Votes: 19 4.0%
  • Mama June, but exponentially worse.

    Votes: 50 10.6%

  • Total voters
    471

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I saw in the description and it had me :story:

If I have time later and am feeling autistic and/or drunk enough I will go through and shred her whole video "translation" and all her tweets archived itt if people would want that. GoogleTranslate has improved a lot over the years, but there's still a lot of dead giveaways in the word choice and general formality that's pretty immediately obvious to a native speaker, especially one that has been trained in an academic capacity too.

I think the most jarring part of her True and Honest Spanish (at least for me) is the conjugation which is much more formal and academic than the vast majority of native speakers would use, and we know she didn't go to a hispanic school or college (even someone who had would tone it down on social media). There's no consistency between the way she types in english and spanish, and I don't think she realizes how much it really stands out. And that's without regional differences in spanish even being accounted for
 

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
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Watch Jodee become a fan of Perez after this drama ends. Also, isn’t it funny how she went from liking Jeffree to hating Jeffree to liking Jeffree again and then hating Jeffree again. :story: This lady just bandwagons everything.
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I guess I found Jodeee’s new way of coping.
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Her use of the United Kingdom flag made me roll my eyes for the same reason, and then it reminded me of an Eddie Izzard bit where he recalled being confused when an American guy demanded "talk British to my kids!" You can't speak UK, Jodee. You could speak English, Gaelic, Scots, Welsh, or even join the five people in the entire country who speak Cornish (not to mention any of the dialects scattered throughout the isles), but Bri'ish ain't a language, luv.

Okay, our official language is English, but I'm feeling petty today.

Oh! Here’s a fun fact you will hate! I’ve noticed some of her posts that she would try writing in a British “style” in the past. She even uses bloody hell and bloody sometimes when replying to Paige’s tweets (because she’s British duh) So, it’s possible that she used the UK flag just to flex about knowing British English despite talking shit about the royal family in the past :dove:

Interesting. I wonder what she deleted.
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LMAOOO SHE DELETED THIS!
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PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Man that was one quick nap wasn’t it? Also, she literally just said she was going to bed 4 hours ago! This lady only sleeps 4 hours.

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That lame excuse of a post got a great response. She hidden it.
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This bitch wouldn’t shut up about Gabbie Hanna.
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Looks like Jodee found out the reason why people don’t like Tana. Lol what did she expect?????
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This bitch neglected her kids. Any child advice from someone like her is obsolete.
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Precocious Halfwit

I am your man Christmas parsnet
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Oh! Here’s a fun fact you will hate! I’ve noticed some of her posts that she would try writing in a British “style” in the past. She even uses bloody hell and bloody sometimes when replying to Paige’s tweets (because she’s British duh) So, it’s possible that she used the UK flag just to flex about knowing British English despite talking shit about the royal family in the past :dove:
That is hilarious. She really is a chameleon, isn't she (albeit a shit chameleon who can never quite fit in with her surroundings)? Imagine seeing Jodee in a Brit-off with our favourite fake Brit/Irishwoman Alice Walker Wright.
 

Cyber Goose

Honk Honk Motherfucker
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Jodee you are about as qualified as Misty Henry to be giving childcare advice.

A poor mother in India with none of those things, begging on the street and eating her daily meal at the Sikh temple is doing a better job taking care of her kid than you did. You let a man molest your children and then didn't even fight to get them back. You are the absolute scum of the earth.
 

Pippeyy

kiwifarms.net
Man that was one quick nap wasn’t it? Also, she literally just said she was going to bed 4 hours ago! This lady only sleeps 4 hours.

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That lame excuse of a post got a great response. She hidden it.
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This bitch wouldn’t shut up about Gabbie Hanna.
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This bitch neglected her kids. Any child advice from someone like her is obsolete.
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And this bitch is claiming to be living in Seattle but doesn't know that most older homes don't have central a/c because they never really needed it before. Trying to buy a window unit right now for an acceptable price in the NW is near impossible but sure, this beauty guru is the terrible mother for weather.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Man that was one quick nap wasn’t it? Also, she literally just said she was going to bed 4 hours ago! This lady only sleeps 4 hours.

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That lame excuse of a post got a great response. She hidden it.
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This bitch wouldn’t shut up about Gabbie Hanna.
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Looks like Jodee found out the reason why people don’t like Tana. Lol what did she expect?????
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This bitch neglected her kids. Any child advice from someone like her is obsolete.
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Does Jodee realize that all of humanity, until about 1970, managed to survive just fine without AC and humidifiers?

Also, dehumidifier? Was she raising her kid in a damp, moldy basement? What?
 

Vi0l3t

kiwifarms.net
Man that was one quick nap wasn’t it? Also, she literally just said she was going to bed 4 hours ago! This lady only sleeps 4 hours.

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That lame excuse of a post got a great response. She hidden it.
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This bitch wouldn’t shut up about Gabbie Hanna.
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This bitch neglected her kids. Any child advice from someone like her is obsolete.
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With a kid hoardee it's really unacceptable to lose custody for allowing them to be molested but please go off about ac :story:
 

PINA

My hubby has no job so I kicked him out :)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Fucking illnesses doesn’t make you look cool either, Jodee.
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Lmaooo! Does she forget that she did the exact same thing on the farms and went out of her way to say that farms are wrong on Reddit because she is always right??? :story:
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Jodee got a scam text and has to announce everyone the obvious scam. Jodee is so fucking dumb that she had powerlevel to the scammer and ask a bunch of random people if they use Visible, right after she just messaged that scammers will take their phone details and personal infolso, she just confirmed that her other number is from Wisconsin.
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Jesus Christ even how she messages is unbearable.
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Lmao at this fucking tinfoil.

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Yet you follow a lot of them. Also, nice backpedal there.
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Drama channels are all the same.
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You call yourself a drama channel! It’s the same thing!
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“While I sip tea” You really are plain stupid. Love that she has to throw in that “they” in there to flex.
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Seriously, why do you need so much crap?
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IM FUCKING DEAD! :story:
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