Joe Aufrict, the insane satanist - He's gonna get horny in his socks.

[MangledTwot]

So, this isn't really music, but the guy's in a black metal band. Joe Aufricht is a satanist metalhead from Ohio I believe. He is known for releasing rather strange spoken word tapes and doing crazy shit. He makes up these weird chants and tells stories about how he would prank the house of a girl he liked - at the time he was 17 and she was 9. He'd threaten to rape and kill the daughter, and he admitted to getting orgasms in kindergarten by looking at girls' skirts.
Here are the names of the many "Chants" he's made up.

Horny With A Chick
Mothers and Fathers Don't Hold Their Dicks
The Kindergarten Orgasm Dance
The Clit-Tip Song
I'm A Fat Sadistic Pervert
Run My Hand Up Her Miniskirt (Without Her Permission To Do So)
The Moonpants Song
How Dare Ya Song (How dare you, ya made me, ejaculate in my pants)
Tavern Piss

This is his most known tape, Mockery And Perversion. It's all worth listening to, trust me.

Here is him acting like a fuckwit in front of a video camera.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

confirming once again the well know fact that satanists are all edgy autists

 

[MangledTwot]

confirming once again the well know fact that satanists are all edgy autists

You don't know the half of it, mate.

Watch him dance the infamous Kindergarten Orgasm Dance.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

All Satanists beyond the age of 14 are lolcows.

 

[MangledTwot]

All Satanists beyond the age of 14 are lolcows.

He's like 55 now, haha.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

A while back, I found an old cassette tape I recorded when I was like... 6? 7 ish? . It was just me droning on and on train of thought style about the dumbest, nonsensical shit and breaking out into random gibberish songs I made up on the spot.

This is exactly like that except by a creepy old man talking about kids and sex. He should probably be on a list.

 

[MangledTwot]

A while back, I found an old cassette tape I recorded when I was like... 6? 7 ish? . It was just me droning on and on train of thought style about the dumbest, nonsensical shit and breaking out into random gibberish songs I made up on the spot.

This is exactly like that except by a creepy old man talking about kids and sex. He should probably be on a list.

He's incredibly entertaining.

"I WANNA HEAR SOME PERVERT MUZAK!"
"You know what I call teenage girls? Little squirty honeys."

 

[Graffiti canvas]

He's incredibly entertaining. fucking creepy

ftfy

 

[MangledTwot]

ftfy

Both.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

alright, since i was a little curious about the guy :
He was in a band named satanicon,
you can see him in all his edgy autism with the bassist :

(because it's 10 times more serious with plastic swords).

The bassist in question ended up killing himself and his girlfriend
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/02/2...metallers-satanicon-suspected-murder-suicide/

but his facebook is still up & still autistic (the last pic is a "ghost" in his house, go see for yourself) , you can do some sort of satanic rat-king with the contacts on there.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008468687092

(to give you some idea, he was about 35 when he published this)


so i might be interessed doing some research on the subject, THERE IS potential here mates, i know it

 

[MangledTwot]

alright, since i was a little curious about the guy :
He was in a band named satanicon,
you can see him in all his edgy autism with the bassist :
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(because it's 10 times more serious with plastic swords).

The bassist in question ended up killing himself and his girlfriend
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/02/2...metallers-satanicon-suspected-murder-suicide/

but his facebook is still up & still autistic (the last pic is a "ghost" in his house, go see for yourself) , you can do some sort of satanic rat-king with the contacts on there.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008468687092

View attachment 335474
(to give you some idea, he was about 35 when he published this)


so i might be interessed doing some research on the subject, THERE IS potential here mates, i know it

There's a lot of interesting stuff.
Here are soundcloud links to some of his spoken word tapes. He makes multiple soundcloud accounts to post his long tapes.

https://soundcloud.com/joe-aufricht
https://soundcloud.com/user993716459
https://soundcloud.com/orderdionysussabazioscosy
https://soundcloud.com/tanmo666
https://soundcloud.com/eternalyouthman
https://soundcloud.com/demonicchristianhater

He also has a recording of his dying mum asking him to see him in the hospital. It's very eerie. He visited her every day after getting this message.
https://soundcloud.com/orderdionysussabazioscosy/03-dolores-aufricht-1-phone

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

what a fuckin loser

 

[MangledTwot]

For those who didn't bother clicking on the videos, here's the lyrics to some of his songs.

Spoiler: How Dare Ya

How dare ya, ya made me, ejaculate in my pants.
For I, was only, in junior highschool, and.
I was too young to fall in love and have...SEXXXXX.

Spoiler: Horny With A Chick

Horny with a chick!
Horny with a chick!
Horny horny horny horn!
horny with a chick!
Horny with 2 chicks!
Horny with 2 chicks!
I'm too sick to-a get-a horny with 2 chicks!
Horny in your socks!
Horny in your socks!
Horny horny horny horn!
Horny in your socks!
Horny with a pregnant chick on roller skates!

and it goes on and on.

Spoiler: Moon Pants

Moony moony moon pants,
ejaculate in your moon pants.
what are moon pants?
pants like the astronauts wore to the moon!