Johanna Denise Nickel / Anna Bates / Ancani - Nick Bate's internet victim, tumblrite and homestuck fan

[autisticdragonkin]

So wait, she says that a political lesbian is someone who's straight or bisexual, but takes the lesbian label... Couldn't that be considered some form of appropriation? You know, that thing that tumblrites hate?

I'm confused...

It isn't appropriation because it is done in condemnation of cishettism

 

[Kataomoi00]

One of the official SJW creeds is "it's okay when WE do it."

Of course it is...

 

[ActualKiwi]

Of course it is...

Sad but true. They subscribe to that lovely brand of having two sets of rules, one for "us" and another for "everyone else"

 

[Smutley]

Well this is one of the saddest things I've ever read

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Well this is one of the saddest things I've ever read
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To be fair, at least she managed to lose her virginity. You can't say that about most Tumblrites.

 

[bacterium]

To be fair, at least she managed to lose her virginity. You can't say that about most Tumblrites.

To another women probably. And we all know that doesn't count.

 

[Meowthkip]

To another women probably. And we all know that doesn't count.

Well, she is a lesbian.

 

[Shit Waifu]

Jesus H Christ, her hair is an abomination.

How do you gain so much weight like that wtf.

Refusal to leave the computer because tumblr.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

To another women probably. And we all know that doesn't count.

Nah it was some geeky dude. I remember this shit from the Nick Bate saga because Nick refused to believe it and it was hilarious.

 

[Smutley]

This is the kind of shit an 8 year old should be excited about. "Today I helped mom do the laundry!" after the 5 minute chore of rounding up clothing and separating whites and colors.

"We were laughing about memes during foreplay"

You are doing sex wrong idiot

We're going to get in to why Anna looks like absolute shit in a little bit, but for now, have a teaser.

Why would you care about the heat when you never leave the computer? :^)

You have to make sure to always be polite and nice even when presented with stupid fucking fetishes like Vore

Thanks creepy guy who showed up to tell me about the RIGHT kind of vore, did I get the rest of my breakdown of your disgusting fetish correct?

Everything Wrong With Acey's Face: Smutley Edition

Sometimes people are just ugly. Look at Steve Buscemi, that guy looks like Ren Hoek and makes millions a year for it, but he doesn't go out in public on his days off wearing coke bottle glasses and a hot pink t-shirt with his own face on it. So what is wrong with Acey's face?

• Giant 50's style cats eye glasses do more to accent the unfortunate features of her face than it obscures. The largeness and chunkiness of the cheap frames makes her nose appear bigger than it is while smooshing her face in the middle to make her weak chin weaker and broad jaw seem broader.
• She should step up her waxing and coloring regime because the beginnings of a Hulkster-esque fu manchu are easily visible on her upper lip
• A thin set of lips made even more non-existent by the sparse lines of lipstick. That she downplays her mouth work against her by yet again shrinking her perceived face-size. She is like a living Tiny Face Mitt.
• Her badly bleached hair gives off the look of an umkempt child - tangled, matted, and both greasy and fried. The entire look is one of a Maxine comic come to life
• The picture angle is unflattering and helps to show off a stomach protruding farther than her tits

In conclusion I give Anna an 8/10 for being a girl on the internet, and I would tentatively bang as long as others didn't find out.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Now if only @James Terry Mitchell Jr would start calling her or some other flat faced Tumblrina his "Wife"

 

[Melkor]

Now if only @James Terry Mitchell Jr would start calling her or some other flat faced Tumblrina his "Wife"

Nah, he only fucks kids and, while Anna acts like one, she doesn't look like it. In fact, she looks like a 60 year old hag.

 

[AnOminous]

All I really care about is she had an opportunity to get Nick another couple months in prison, or at least have him put on a list where his correspondence would be monitored closely, and instead did jack-shit.

Fuck you for that.

 

[bacterium]

Man. One post taught me what hell looks like. And also what vore is.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

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In conclusion I give Anna an 8/10 for being a girl on the internet, and I would tentatively bang as long as others didn't find out.

Wait...shouldn't her lip piercings be closer up toward her lip? Or do they look like that because her lack of ability to smile correctly without making her lips look like a drawn line makes them look out of place?

 

[VJ 120]

I actually don't think the glasses are much of a problem. What really makes her look uber hag-ish to me is the lack of self care. Her hair is constantly unkempt (which, I know naturally curly and kinky hair can be hard to tame, but even by those standards her hair is just TERRIBLE) and not dyed properly. She wears ratty clothes that boldly proclaim "Tumblrina!" to everyone, which is cringey even on dumb high schoolers. Her skin is greasy and her makeup is unflattering.

If she lost a bit of weight, washed her face, straightened her hair, took the piercings out, and wore flattering clothes, she'd be okay. On some level, her personality really impairs the rest of her looks, though. Her weird oppressed attitude makes it hard to see her has anything but a hag.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

This is the kind of shit an 8 year old should be excited about. "Today I helped mom do the laundry!" after the 5 minute chore of rounding up clothing and separating whites and colors.
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This makes me picture her apartment/bedroom/wherever is not much different than Nick Bates

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Everything Wrong With Acey's Face: Smutley Edition

Sometimes people are just ugly. Look at Steve Buscemi, that guy looks like Ren Hoek and makes millions a year for it, but he doesn't go out in public on his days off wearing coke bottle glasses and a hot pink t-shirt with his own face on it. So what is wrong with Acey's face?

• Giant 50's style cats eye glasses do more to accent the unfortunate features of her face than it obscures. The largeness and chunkiness of the cheap frames makes her nose appear bigger than it is while smooshing her face in the middle to make her weak chin weaker and broad jaw seem broader.
• She should step up her waxing and coloring regime because the beginnings of a Hulkster-esque fu manchu are easily visible on her upper lip
• A thin set of lips made even more non-existent by the sparse lines of lipstick. That she downplays her mouth work against her by yet again shrinking her perceived face-size. She is like a living Tiny Face Mitt.
• Her badly bleached hair gives off the look of an umkempt child - tangled, matted, and both greasy and fried. The entire look is one of a Maxine comic come to life
• The picture angle is unflattering and helps to show off a stomach protruding farther than her tits

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In conclusion I give Anna an 8/10 for being a girl on the internet, and I would tentatively bang as long as others didn't find out.

Dude, if you wanted to bang an ugly legbeard that likes Homestuck, I'm right here. I even have healthy, normal-colored hair.

In all seriousness, though, one thing that always got me was the armpit hair. I can understand not wanting to conform to patriarchal beauty standards or whatever, & I can understand not wanting to shave your legs, since it's a pain in the ass. But letting armpit & pubic hair run wild is just fucking gross as sweat & sebum & other nasty shit just. . .collect there. At least trim for hygiene purposes. (& that's not just women, that's men, too). Just my two cents.

 

[Fiddleford]

Sometimes people are just ugly. Look at Steve Buscemi, that guy looks like Ren Hoek and makes millions a year for it, but he doesn't go out in public on his days off wearing coke bottle glasses and a hot pink t-shirt with his own face on it. So what is wrong with Acey's face?

Steve Buscemi is a beautiful goddamn angel and I will fight you.

If she lost a bit of weight, washed her face, straightened her hair, took the piercings out, and wore flattering clothes, she'd be okay.

Straightening her hair would actually be a bad idea at this point. It's so damaged from being bleached and dyed excessively that straightening it would only damage it further - straightening = heat = damage. She'd do better growing it out and not dyeing it or bleaching it at all until healthy hair grows in, then cutting the damaged part off.
Her hair looks even worse at that length too. Frizzy hair looks awful at chin length.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

What really makes her look uber hag-ish to me is the lack of self care.

Shows what you know you oppressive shitlord.

Self-care is eating pounds and pounds of ice cream while binge watching children's shows, it has nothing to do with hygiene.