John Apt / JB / Golden Star Being / Mitakuye O'Yasin - Crazy Jesus freak currently on hunger strike until he gets $1000

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John Apt, also known as JB, Golden Star Being, or Mitakuye O'Yasin is a self-righteous, jobless, entitled hippie who wants you to pay him and his girlfriend $1000 so that they will no longer be on hunger strike.

If you question him as to why he deserves to be given free money, he will angrily tell you that he is akin to Jesus, and that makes you Satan.

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https://www.facebook.com/Jai.Amun.Bhakti
https://www.paypal.me/MadeleineJade

 

[Null]

These are the criteria for automatic failure.

1. You fuck up the title.
The title is, very specifically,
First Name / Second Name / Alias / Alias / Alias
The placement of spaces is important.

Why? Because if you do not place the forward slash with spaces on either side, it implies OR, not AND. First Name/Second Name implies that the person's name is "First Name Name" or "First Second Name". This can be used that way, such as "Jane Doe/Smith / Alias" means that the person has the name Jane Doe, but also goes by Jane Smith; perhaps that is her maiden name. The Alias is another name entirely. Pipelines and backward slashes are not accepted and you are not fucking special: use a fucking forward slash.

I am extremely anal about the titles. If you don't at least make the effort to do this like I want it, I am not going to make the effort to fix your post for you. If the naming situation is very hard to pin down, I will help. If it's not, I won't. Do your best.

Further, the title is only for aliases. The subtitle box is for an optional clincher sentence (see 3). The wiki box is only for a link to an existing Lolcow Wiki article, nothing else. If there is no Wiki article, do not put anything in this box.

 

[crayolasword]

Shows over. He ate.

 

[DatBepisTho]

This sad animal honestly doesn't want to be in the same building; guy looks like he fucking reeks.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Still e-begging..