Bon jour, mon-amis!
Just got off the blower to Beepa the Owl... did you know he used to advertise Telecom's new Subscriber Telephone Dialling (STD) service and apparently you only pay for the time you use?
I did not know that!
Anyhoo, so he says that his mum that he talked to up in the bush got the long yarn about John Sunol being a very naughty human and she said: "Hey Beepa, you need a new catchphrase. How about.... You only pay for the crimes you choose?"
Anyway, it has caught on.
Speaking of paying for the crimes you do, John has been awfully naughty, and Beepa told me that he is in court this Friday to answer a show cause notice as to why he shouldn't be before the Supreme Court answering allegations of contempt. That's this Friday the 11th of May in Sydney.
But also, Mr Sunol via his prodigious blog postings for all the world to see, recently sharted out that he had to face the Newcastle local court for breaching bond in relation to another matter in which Beepa intercepted that he had been naughty boy on the ol' telegraph wires and using them to harass people. John reckoned it was Friday the 1st of June, in this dribbling twitter shitpost archived here: http://archive.md/RAROf
Beepa's mum nearly had a heart attack, he tells me! Using STD to harass people?
Anyways, there appears to be a confirmed sighting of another court listing next Friday, the 18th of May. Beepa faxed a copy over...
Here's the fax, hot off the thermal printer...
Ohhhhhh... criminal. Why does the sound of John Sunol, guilty of using a carraige service device to harass, menace, etc., sound so much better when the word criminal is inserted in front of his name?
There is one sure thing we can bet on though. Beepa reckons you could never use the terms "John Sunol" and "criminal" and "mastermind" in the same sentence without laughing.