John Smith -

[lost_n'_confused]

This is my first thread, enjoy. (Edit: This is shit, my bad. I'll see if I cannot get more info on this person)
Meet John Smith, a crazy (assumed to be) family man to wife and child posting videos on his YouTube account about nanoworms, Alex Jones videos and much more.


In this video John Smiths wife looks at a mask under the microscope recording what they believe is a nanoworm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfuuAWOFxdI
The "nanoworms" are of course residue of the plastic used to sew the masks. I proceeded to probe them in the comments, where they responded with a second upload

This time with more "proof" of the nanoworms, showing that they move and expand under heat and contract and solidify in water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3o0ytcalBY&t=7s

This is of course how microplastic works. The molecules when heated expands and allows the plastic to bend, and solidifies under col temperatures. This however is not the conclusion the Smiths arrived to.

John Smith seems to be a person who is very willing to start a discussion with whomever dares to confront him in the YouTube comment section. I hope he continues to entertain us all.

 

[Revo]

This thread is not good, because:
- needs more content and more funny/drama stuff
- needs links to John's social media accounts (ex: Facebook account, twitter, YouTube, etc.)
- links needs to be archived
- this thread should be firstly on PG board
- this thread sounds almost like a personal army request which is not good

 

[lost_n'_confused]

This thread is not good, because:
- needs more content and more funny/drama stuff
- needs links to John's social media accounts (ex: Facebook account, twitter, YouTube, etc.)
- links needs to be archived
- this thread should be firstly on PG board
- this thread sounds almost like a personal army request which is not good

Gotcha, my bad. I can see the fuckup I made.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Also, "John Smith" is such a ridiculously generic name that it feels like it has to be a pseudonym.

 

[SIGSEGV]

This thread is not good, because:
- needs more content and more funny/drama stuff
- needs links to John's social media accounts (ex: Facebook account, twitter, YouTube, etc.)
- links needs to be archived
- this thread should be firstly on PG board
- this thread sounds almost like a personal army request which is not good

Also, "John Smith" is such a ridiculously generic name that it feels like it has to be a pseudonym.

You're just jealous that OP found such an amazing cow before you did. This thread deserves to be featured.

 

[Revo]

You're just jealous that OP found such an amazing cow before you did. This thread deserves to be featured.

Prove it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Prove it.

No.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

@SIGSEGV is just trying to divert our attention from this thread to appease his FBI handlers. John Smith knows the truth, the masks really are nanoworms, think Venom.

Great thread OP, I am glad you put so much effort into thread and took a singular screenshot. Embedding youtube links can be quite the task tbh

 

[SIGSEGV]

@SIGSEGV is just trying to divert our attention from this thread to appease his FBI handlers. John Smith knows the truth, the masks really are nanoworms, think Venom.

Great thread OP, I am glad you put so much effort into thread and took a singular screenshot. Embedding youtube links can be quite the task tbh

What are you talking about, I said that this was a good thread.

 

[Mountain Dew]

Damn that highly-identifiable John Smith. Always posting the craziest things.

 

[L50LasPak]

This looks like viral marketing for something or a shitty ARG. OP is probably a marketing intern, or maybe just the ARG author. This should probably be locked until proof is posted that John Smith is actually a real person and not a work of fiction.

 

[Uncle Warren]

John Smith. What a crazy and unique name! Wow I'm sure I'll be able to find out a WHOLE LOT MORE about John Smith.

Fuck this thread, fuck you OP.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I'd suggest lurking and reading other threads a bit more, seeing how they are structured, how archiving works and what really sells a cow before opening a thread of your own. Best of luck though, maybe there's something worth exploring there.

 

[Steelersfan22]

Get fucked op. find better shit than this or dont post on PG.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Oh fuck, he's onto us.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

OP is shit. People being speds in the comments. Spergatorying this. Do not post this shit again until you learn how to write a proper OP