John Wick 3 - Parabellum -

Elwood P. Dowd

I am the lizard king. I can do ... anything.
Nobody's up for Liam Neeson revenge movie # 87, this time with snow plows? :|

Edit: Just re-watched both. And I never thought I'd say this, but even the soundtracks are a case of Andy Williams > Blue Öyster Cult. Damn.

A case of what I'm pretty sure is Andy Williams's voice stripped off the original version and pasted into the trailer version, yet, since Andy Williams passed away in 2012 and was unable to perform for several years before that.
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Nobody's up for Liam Neeson revenge movie # 87, this time with snow plows? :|

Thanks, looks alright. I don't have cable or satellite and I only go to the movie theater like 5 or 6 times a year now. So, I don't see a whole lot of movie trailers. I don't really look them up often online either.
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Marco Fucko

Freak a flow and flow fancy free.
John Wick is so effing good. Yeah there's a few "problems" like how henchmen with guns run at John, but god damn if it isn't a master class in aesthetics, world building and action. I love how it blends obscure real world techniques like Center Axis Relock and Magpul flicks with already practiced methodology to make for a unique action style. The Halle Berry casting has me slightly sketch but to be honest action movies don't require a lot of acting prowess so it should be fine.


Marco Fucko

Freak a flow and flow fancy free.
First time hearing the full title for John Wick 3, fitting given he obviously favors 9x19mm.

Looks like they're fusing his love for high capacity with being forced to use a 1911 in 2 by having him use a doublestack 1911 in 9mm, at least for one shootout. I wonder which semi-custom shop they went to for it?



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