John Wick 3 - Parabellum -


I Scoop-A-Da Poop
Nobody's up for Liam Neeson revenge movie # 87, this time with snow plows? :|

Edit: Just re-watched both. And I never thought I'd say this, but even the soundtracks are a case of Andy Williams > Blue Öyster Cult. Damn.

A case of what I'm pretty sure is Andy Williams's voice stripped off the original version and pasted into the trailer version, yet, since Andy Williams passed away in 2012 and was unable to perform for several years before that.
Thats just a remake of the Norwegian black comdey film, In Order Of Dissaperence which is a great fucking film.

Commander X
Looks like they're fusing his love for high capacity with being forced to use a 1911 in 2 by having him use a doublestack 1911 in 9mm, at least for one shootout. I wonder which semi-custom shop they went to for it?
It's one of STI's proprietary Model 2011's as customized by Taran Tactical Innovations, who also provided a customized Glock, AR-15 and shotgun used by Reeves in Chapter 2.

Capsaicin Addict

Spooky skeleton heat!
It's not often you see an actor jumpstart his career like a cinematic version of Motley Crue's 'Kickstart My Heart'. But credit to Reeves for doing it (especially after 47 Ronin and Day The Earth Stood Still bombed. Owie...).

That being said, I really want another film with the Sommelier from JW2.

Marco Fucko

Welcome to the fruit fields.
So it looks like different national branches might be going to war with each other, the ones who are loyal to the High Table and the ones that want to help John.

You think this is the opening premise for the TV series they want?


Space Adventure
I enjoyed it and will probably see it again since most the movie was some ghetto black chick on her cellphone.

Am interested to know where the story goes because this shit be crazy.

A Useless Fish

A Fish with literally no value, whatsoever.
Saw it last night with my bro, and it was fucking awesome. I am trying to decide what the best action scene was, and I am legit having difficulty since there were two or three that were easily the best I have seen all year. The story is bonkers, and yet it all makes sense in the context of the world and the lore that is still being laid out. I was surpirsed by the ending, and by the promise of another sequel, but for once in a franchise I was completely okay with it. Can't wait to see where this goes next!

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