BASED! Johnny Depp Appreciation Thread -

[MrTroll]

www.tmz.com/2016/05/27/amber-heard-domestic-violence-johnny-depp-restraining-order/

iPhone, more like SmackedInTheEyePhone

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Johnny Depp is a true alpha male, if I was some gay twink beta I would totally let him butt fuck me but I am NAWT a dang homo

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He may be alpha, but let's be real tho. Tim Burton cucked himself by making Johnny Depp the bull of Helena Bonham Carter.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I've seen self-inflicted doorknob wounds that looked worse than that.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

amber heard but she didn't listen

 

[Begemot]

If a tool like Barnaby Joyce can make Johnnie Depp sperg out then he's pretty much a facile, effete, limousine liberal cuck. I hope his alimony payments are high.