Careercow Jon Jafari / JonTron / BirdmanZX6 - Not So Smart

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Jon Aryan Jafari, known popularly online as JonTron (and less popularly as BirdmanZX6,) is an online "celebrity" of sorts who rose to fame making reviews of video games and other media on the internet, and more recently, speaking out with some controversial opinions on race (more on this later)

JonTron didn't start out as a YouTube reviewer, though - his start was actually back in the year of 2005, on Newgrounds. Newgrounds was already the home to many a sperg. At the ripe young age of 15, BirdmanZX6 tried his hand at flash animation, creating 5 animations featuring onions with faces from August 2005 to August 2006. These animations, even for a shitty 15 year old, are probably above the artistic caliber of anything that should be posted publicly. This would be excusable if JonTron had a decent sense of humor. Unfortunately, he made this at the age of 15, so...


This wasn't the last we'd see of "BirdmanZX6", however, as Jon continued to use the alias into 2012, after the birth of his main channel (but before he became a popular feature on Game Grumps), where to this day you can find a movie clip with a face poorly edited over some portions, and some hot bonus Minecraft content.

On August 31st, 2010, JonTron posted his first ever gaming review video - the 2-part review of John Romero's Daikatana. His shitty videos, however, failed to excite viewers enough to bring in the sweet Youtube Bucks until his review of Dinocity, where, after being posted on reddit, the video blew up, and as a result, introducing him to the much more popular Egoraptor, who reached out to him.

Then, almost two years later, JonTron would play some video games with his buddy Egoraptor, record it, then have a friend edit the results, and then Game Grumps was born. Game Grumps would then go on to become one of the big Youtube game playing channels, with a semi-DSP strategy of posting multiple 10-minute videos a day, playing the Youtube algorithms like a fiddle. Jon would continue to ride this money train until 2013, when, in the face of the channel expanding,
would be kicked off the team replaced with a Jew part ways respectfully, leaving Game Grumps to "focus on his channel", which had notably been basically dead, posting a whopping 4 videos in the span of a year.

JonTron then moved literally across the country afterward, and he would only grow bigger afterward, and as his audience expanded and more youtube money came in, his production values would grow, eventually gaining access to a set at around the same time he sucked off Disney's big star wars boner for cash produced a quality Star Wars-centric series, known as Starcade.

It's also around this time that JonTron would get embarassed about how shitty some of the content he put out was prune some of the videos he was less fond of from his channel - including some gems such as "showing off his 'minecraft world'", making an idiot out of himself in public in a desperate attempt to try and copy what Mega64 had already been doing well for years, and just getting plastered on camera while trying to play a video game.

What Jon was getting less embarassed about, however, were his political beliefs. A firm supporter of Obama in 2012, JonTron saw a shift in viewpoints that went from voting a black man into the White House, to hating those damn dirty SJWs in a stream with alt-right guy Sargon, to the modern day, 2017, wherein he tries to imply that black people and Mexicans are just inherently more prone to crime by presenting either no or very shitty evidence, and that, whilst claiming that white people have become oppressed in America, claiming that if you believe that anybody is discriminated against, you're living in a fantasyland.

These quotes come from a 2 hour video of JonTron getting played like a fiddle by Destiny a debate between Jon and Destiny, with Jon coming underprepared for an actual debate, and Destiny more than primed to pull the most controversial shit from Jon's mouth - managing to reveal to many that Jon didn't have a very fond opinion of the blacks, with one of the most noteworthy (and unsupported) quotes being that "wealthy blacks commit more crimes than the poorest whites". His source for this being reports for homicide - a crime that makes up for the smallest percentage of violent crime, let alone crime as a whole.

Here's the full video, if you want to watch JonTron make a fool of himself for 2 hours while a snide douchebag steers the conversation for him.

So aside from being shit at debates and easily trolled into handing out information, JonTron's also on twitter, where his tweets are mostly of the standard, harmless fare, aside from whenever he gets political, ever, wherein JonTron continues to put to 140 characters some stupid shit that, regardless of whether you agree with him or not, is a good way to go and shoot your career in the foot. Fortunately for him, r/thedonald, home of good samaritans and friendly folks, decided that they liked Jon after he said unflattering things about minorities, and their concerted efforts have made sure Jon barely feels a drop in subscribers.

JonTron's partnered with the same club that dropped Pewdiepie for making an off-color joke, let alone full blown non-ironic statements, so we'll see how long he continues to not feel the effects of his actions.

TL;DR
  • JonTron used to be BirdmanZX6 and used to make shitty flash animations.
  • JonTron got popular by making unfunny reviews of obscure and usually bad video games, like thousands of youtube people before and after.
  • JonTron was kicked off of Game Grumps and replaced after being an unfunny retard, pissing off the guy who actually runs the channel, and forgetting that he even had his own channel in the first place.
  • JonTron continued to be unfunny on his own channel, and pulled in a lot of that sweet youtube cash money while he did.
  • JonTron got trolled by Destiny, and ended up saying some really retarded shit as a result.
  • JonTron's partnered with the Disney subsidiary that's not only downsizing, but already dropped Pewdiepie, and the retarded shit he said is in line with what got Pewdiepie kicked.

Links:
https://www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow
https://www.youtube.com/user/BirdmanXz6
http://birdmanxz6.newgrounds.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JonTron/comments/4n2odf/jontron_unlistedremoved_videos_complete_list/ Deleted Videos
https://web.archive.org/web/2017031...ts/5z69gh/35_quote_compilation_of_the_debate/ if you don't wanna watch the debate
 
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Glassbrain

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you know, fair dues, jontron might not QUITE be a full-blown lolcow as of yet, but if the destiny debate is any indication, then he's someone to at least keep an eye on
especially since the shit he said is probably gonna alienate him from a lot of the folks he associates with, as well as him almost certainly being next on the maker studios' chopping block, what with them looking not only to downsize but to find some of the more acceptable targets to do so with

plus if push comes to shove you can always shitpost talk about the media coverage of what's going on atm
or just let the thread die and post in here when jon actually does some retarded shit lol
 

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kay, so I have a story to tell you guys. I live in a suburb in New York, a little outside of NYC. One day, while I was shopping, I saw JonTron in the store. Now, of course I'm a fan of his, so I go up and say hi. We talked for a while, about trivial shit, his show and whatnot, and how it's going. As we're talking, I notice that he has a buggy behind him, with only two things in it: jugs of milk (about 3 or 4) and a shit load of cornbread. I'm serious, this must've been, like, $150-200 worth of cornbread. I didn't ask him about it, and I'm glad I didn't after what happened later.

Now here is where it gets really weird. I was wearing my "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" hat as always, and Jon noticed it, and made some mild remark about it. Remembering some of the jokes about The Donald he had made on his show, but knowing of his support for Ron Paul from 0:38 on the Aquaman episode, I said something along the lines of "Yeah, he's got my support. I mean, anything's better than Shillary, right?" He got real serious, and said "Well, I like Trump's border policy, but he's just a Zio-Puppet like the rest of them. Ron Paul's repeated stolen elections have convinced me that white revolution is the only way to free America from the yoke of the ZOG." So I'm thinking like, holy shit, Jon's a fucking white nationalist, I thought he was just a mild libertarian. So we talk for a few more minutes, about normal shit, too; he acted like he never said anything odd. The conversation came to Starcade, and I asked him about the SS uniform he wore once, and where he got it. He said he "borrowed it from a friend," which was weird, as I had always assumed it was some stock costume that Disney or whoever produced Starcade gave to him.

So after a while, we split up, but met up again while checking out. The cashier was some fat Tumblr feminist looking cow, dyed hair, tattoos, piercings, the whole lot, and though he tried to hide it, I noticed Jon was visibly pissed off by this. After she checked him out, he just fucking stopped, and the store went dead silent. He just stared her down for like 30 seconds, but I swear it felt like 30 minutes. Eventually she broke down crying, and ran off crying. The manager came out, this real short dude with big glasses and black curly hair; his name tag read "Goldstein" or "Goldberg" or something like that. He went up to Jon angrily, but Jon gave him the same stare and the manager just kinda skulked away. As Jon went out, he gave something like 20 bucks to this young white guy running the cash register next to where the fat chick was.

So after I checked out with the aforementioned cashier (it didn't take that long, as I didn't get that much) I went outside, and then all of the sudden this young black guy shoved me down, and yelled something like "Racist-ass Trump cracker!" before walking away. Now, I didn't want to get into a fight, so I just started picking up my stuff and dusting myself off, when all of the sudden Jon runs up, grabs the black guy by the collar, whispers something into his ear, and throws him onto the concrete. The kid was bleeding from the mouth from the impact, but got up and ran away like fucking Usaine Bolt. After this, he asked me if I was alright and went to his car. At the time I didn't know which was his, but I saw another black guy next to a car with a Confederate flag flying out the back. Jon saw this too, and ran over to it while yelling some racial slurs. I saw that the young melanin enriched individual had a baseball bat, and I inferred that he had been trying to smash up Jon's windows. As Jon was running to the black guy, he started running from the car, so Jon pulled out a fucking gun (some magnum or other revolver) and shot him in the back twice. It didn't look like it killed him, because I could see him writhing around on the ground. After this, Jon packed his groceries into the side door of his car (a big minivan, by the way), got in the front, and drove away, running over the car's would-be assailant, finishing him off once and for all. The car's license plate read "1488KKK" and I swear to God I could see a woman through the glass in the back. She was a young blonde with bound hands and a duct taped mouth, and was banging on the back window, mascara-dyed tears streaming down her face. It seems that Jon had written on her in Sharpie; her forehead read "MILK BITCH" while her cheeks proclaimed "CORN WHORE." The police showed up a few minutes later, but when I told them who had caused this chaos, they just looked disappointed and a little unnerved, and just cleaned up the body and drove away.

The day was pretty normal aside from that. I went home, painted my Warhammer figures, had some Neapolitan ice cream, and watched Drive for like the seventeenth fucking time.
 

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A firm supporter of Obama in 2012, JonTron saw a shift in viewpoints that went from voting a black man into the White House, to hating those damn dirty SJWs in a stream with alt-right guy Sargon

This single line of text in this thread is more of a lolcow than JonTron ever would be.

Who's suzy?

Suzy Berhow aka Mortemer is Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor's wife.
 
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