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Discussion in 'Rat Kings' started by Twrx, Oct 12, 2016.

  1. If I was back home for the election that's exactly what I would have done for exactly that reason, and I'm enjoying it so far
     
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  2. So question for everybody, if Jonathan were around during the time actual nazis were running around, would he be one of the first against the wall or would he be marching in goose-step right beside them?
     
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  3. Assuming if you threatened him with a plastic butter knife he would probably start crying, I imagine the latter.

    He's pretty much the troon epitome of a tough guy on the internet because he knows none of us care enough to confront him IRL
     
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  4. He'd be collaborating with them and selling everyone else out.
     
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  5. He'd join the Russians for vodka -- and they sell him back to Hitler.
     
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  6. Beside them, for sure. He seems to have a lot of suppressed violent urges.

    A lot of the Rat King, and I include Slingblade in this, seem to troon out because they see their fetish as giving them an excuse for their failings in life ("I'm a victim of the cis-tem!") and their socially unacceptable behaviour. Similarly, a lot of hate groups attract members by giving them someone to pin their problems on (the Jews/the Tutsis/the infidel etc). So the sort of people who are now trooning out would almost certainly have leapt on Nazism back in the day for the same reasons.
     
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  7. I dunno, I've found humor in quite a few happenings since then.
     
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  8. Does PhD stand for "Phil Hating Dummy" or "Phil Hating Drunk?"
     
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  9. Piss Hormone Dickface.
     
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  11. Hmm, first Toren started asking for money for a mattress, now he's describing his window facing an alley which doesn't seem to match the old location. Could he actually have gotten his own place? Plus bonus passive aggressive tweets about his (new?) neighbor.

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  12. That's rich coming from someone who thinks it's bottom shelf vodka time 24/7.
     
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  13. That's an odd one. If your neighbor kept you up at night playing music, then asked if he'd kept you up, it would be super easy to say something like, "you sure did, but hey, as long as it's not every night..." - makes the point without being confrontational.

    How bad are Toren's social skills that he can't manage a simple and only slightly awkward exchange like that?
     
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  14. Eh, it's not like he has to be up for work in the morning or anything.
     
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  15. We have confirmation. If Toren is telling the truth (which is a big if with this grifter), he's living in his own place now.

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  16. How did I come to live in this shithole?

    Maybe being a parasite and basing your entire lifestyle on taking free shit from people.
     
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  17. Toren whining about Teh Greatest Generation not giving him money in direct deposit
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  18. How is he affording a place on his own? He doesn't have a job or a tugboat, that we know.

    Oh, and bullshit on Toren being a Millennial. Per the OP, he's 46 -- Gen X, bruh.
     
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  19. I always find this kind of whining bizarre. Boomers were the original sex, drugs and rock and roll generation. It was Boomers who embraced leftist ideology during the 1960s and 1970s. Boomers in general are not affluent. Boomers were not the generation which held power when post-war prosperity ended, and nor were they the generation which drove the swing back towards conservatism in the 1980s.

    Boomers dying off isn't going to create the socialist utopia these morons want, any more than previous generations dying off created the socialist utopia Boomers wanted in the 1960s and 1970s.
     
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