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Discussion in 'Rat Kings' started by Twrx, Oct 12, 2016.

  1. Oh I agree; Hillary is a washed up has been at this point. Iirc it goes to the secretary of state? Don't quote me on that though.
     
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  2. And if Pence gets ousted, Paul Ryan is up to the plate, as he's the Speaker of the House and 3rd in line.
     
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  3. They'd better hope they don't get to the SECDEF... If they thought Trump was the Horseman.... Chaos isn't exactly a cute nickname.
     
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  4. It would require such an incomprehensibly catastrophic situation to get that far down the line that y'all would be under martial law anyway at that point.
     
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  5. An Australian knows more about the US Govt than most of American born Twitter users :c
     
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  6. It currently goes in the order the cabinet position was created, so:

    The Vice President
    Speaker of the House
    President pro tempore of the Senate
    Secretary of State
    Secretary of the Treasury
    Secretary of Defense
    Attorney General
    Secretary of the Interior
    Secretary of Agriculture
    Secretary of Commerce
    Secretary of Labor
    Secretary of Health and Human Services
    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
    Secretary of Transportation
    Secretary of Energy
    Secretary of Education
    Secretary of Veterans Affairs
    Secretary of Homeland Security​

    In no case and under no circumstances does the office go to the guy who lost the last election.
     
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  7. And more BRADLEY Manning whine.

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    Let's explain it once more, Jonathan. BRADLEY is a male. No amount of oral and injected hormones is going to change this. Also, he cannot change his name as he is a traitor and a felon. So, deal with it, faggot. Bradley should be glad President Nigger commuted his sentence and move on.

    Else if we had a real President, Bradley would have been shot or hung for treason. And that IS in the UCMJ. Ask Kjel and Wesley about how many violations they had on that.
     
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    Uh oh, does Wesley know?

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  9. What the fuck is a chosen brother? Is that what he calls the cis guys who give him #analrips?
     
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  10. I've been noticing a lot of people like toren using "chosen" before words like family, sister, brother, mom, and dad as if their biological family is shit (usually b/c their family 'abandoned' them) Why love a family you're born into when you can choose a family to asspat you.
     
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  11. How entitled and pompous do you have to be to decide nothing you were handed in life was good enough for you? He's born as a man and is like "this gender isn't good enough. I'm going to choose my own." And he grows up with a family and is like "this family isn't good enough, I'm going to choose my own."
    Whatta douche.
     
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  12. How fucking full of your self do you have to be to call yourself a "sub pop icon" when you've never accomplished anything and have 200 followers? Also calling your self "cute" when your in your mid 40s.
     
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  13. Wait, a food card? Like an EBT food stamps card? Oregon has crazy high SNAP usage so maybe it's easy to get. But for a long ass time Toren has said they don't get government assistance?
     
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  15. buy a troon a microwave, and they will nuke hotpockets for a day (until their pet potato breaks it again)

    teach a troon how to get a frickin JOB, and they can buy their own goddamn microwaves forever... :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
     
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  16. I've never understood the backwards troon logic behind slave reparations. By that logic;

    -Vegan are animal murders because their relatives ate/eat animals.

    -people decended from anyone in the axis during ww2 are themselves the equivalent of nazis.

    It makes no sense.
     
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