Jonathan D Gran / Ukinojoe / coolthejoe / joethegran - Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built

Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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(this is unfinished, but I'm posting this right now to stop it from spreading into the Game Grumps thread)
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Jonathan D. Gran
DOB: September 29, 1988 (age 32)

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Links:
Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/user/Ukinojoe (https://archive.md/WcHew)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/coolthejoe (https://archive.md/JZuay)
Old Deviantart:
Old official twitter that was turned into a private account: /http://twitter.com/ukinojoe
last known archive of the page: https://web.archive.org/web/20140726075642if_/http://twitter.com/ukinojoe

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Jonathan D Gran, otherwise known as Ukinojoe, is an American animator who's been around for somewhere around 16 years on the internet.
He's most famous for his surrealist animations usually satiring internet phenomena like Sonic OCs
or just making funny mouth noises like most other Youtube animators.

However, if that were the end of it, you wouldn't be seeing this thread today.

Joe's popularity has waned in the past few years.
Compare his video views from videos nearly 10 years old
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with his video views now.
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With the exception of Literally Hitler, they've declined steeply. Which leads us to the modern day.

Joe spends the majority of his time posting on Twitter. For years, it was mostly nonsensical shitposts along side Joe getting angry over politics, but as the years have gone on, Joe's become more and more openly jealous of others' success.

The Hazbin Hotel Meltdown
One of his first meltdowns was over Hazbin Hotel
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For context, Joe did 5 voice lines for a group of very minor comic relief characters shown at the start of the pilot.
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What he's really mad about is this:
Vivzie's pilot:
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vs

Joe's pilot:
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But that's just the start of Joe burning bridges with former friends.

The ElCid mini-meltdown
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For context, this is ElCid, an animator famous for cartoons like Glarfiediator.
Joe had a few choice words for him, in his private discord server full of fans to circlejerk with, of course. As any internet tough guy does.
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He's obviously very not-bothered by this.
He is also totally not jealous of him whatsoever.
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The Stamper Meltdown
One day, Stamper decided to rib Joe through subtweet on his eating habits, as Joe's vegan yet still eats and drinks unhealthy amounts of candy and soda and other kinds of junk food.
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A common trend in Joe's cycle of defense is going "I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad", which he did in spades here.
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And, in a shocking turn of events, Joe decided to accuse Stamper of trying to "molest" him after getting flustered really badly in a Twitter argument with a third party replying to both of them.
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Now, you see, the biggest thing about Joe is his pussy lips. Right before he (most likely) blocked Stamper, he made sure he got the last word in and projected his own insecurities onto him harder than an IMAX projector.
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He then ran to his own Twitter page to bitch to his followers
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Nowww we start to get into the real reason why Joe's having this meltdown.
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Just a tiny little smidgen asshurt
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maybe a little itty bit envious
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Reading these tweets, you might get the impression that Joe is a little..uh, jealous of Stamper and his "loser friends" at Oneyplays.

Speaking of Stamper's "loser friends"!
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The RicePirate Accusation
After Dan Avidan of Game Grumps was outed as a groupie-fucker (first misconstrued as a child groomer), Joe decided to pile on and try and grift some of that Twitter pity going around, by making the strange decision to accuse Mick, otherwise known as RicePirate, of groping him.
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Again, Joe is a massive pussy, so he blocked Ricepirate so he couldn't respond whatsoever.
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Joe then posted an edited video of RicePirate.

He also tried to wring JohnnyUtahNG into his tism fest after Johnny replied to his tweet

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Jeff deleted it (as he usually does when replying to Drama) as to not give Joe attention, but Joe got what he wanted, and rode that for some extra victim points.
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He then ran to his private discord to bitch
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Right, Rice is the pussy.

The Persistent Discord Spergout
A fren of mine passed along logs to me of Joe's patreon Discord, showing some posts from Joe prior to him accusing Ricepirate and Stamper of raping him.
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The person who sent the logs also gave the added context,
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Joe's discord is essentially his personal safe space (pardoning his now locked @ukinojoe account) where he can have his yes men circle around him and tell him that he's 100% right about everything.

When some unfunny faggot decided to jump into the discord and post this.
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Someone screencapped my post,
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and Joe got really fucking mad at me calling him a lolcow
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(from one of joe's asskissers)
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The whole discord server, in fact, decided to have a collective several day meltdown over their messages being posted on here by me.
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"oh no those meanies from kf are coming, shut it the fuck down!!"
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Now you see here, they constantly associate the Farms with pedophilia for some reason. That reason is because Joe also has the world's biggest hateboner for Fungasm, another NG animator who was exposed as a pedophile groomer
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Imagine actually being jealous of an actual pedophile.
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"fungasm is oozing with bitterness"
meanwhile joe immediately jumps to going "look! my work ethic is better than yours!"
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Fungasm only made 6 posts on this site in the Shmorky thread over the course of 3 days back in 2017 before being outed and going into hiding.
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Shmorky, another pedophile, whom Joe also defended after Lowtax came out and stated that he was afraid that Shmorky might have molested his children.
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Telling Lowtax to "make up" with his pedophile ex-friend.

Joe is also so totally not obsessed with Fungasm that he even made Fungasm's infamous porn drawing of Pebbles from the Flintstones that lead to his outing as a pedo freak into one of his server emotes!
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Back to their fear of this thread as a whole.

Joe really seems to think that this thread is trying to "cancel" him.

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Some of his paypigs also seem to think that we're all huge fans of RicePirate? For some reason?
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Like we're Ricepirate's private New Zealand mafia?
No, Joe, we're just laughing at you. We aren't the Internet Illuminati.

Joe's insecure god complex doesn't stop there, lol
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"I'm not pathetic! You're pathetic!" and somehow discussing Joe being a sperg somehow means everyone's "sucking his dick"?
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He immediately jumps to his usual ego defense of "I can draw better than you!" as if that matters on a New Zealand basketweaving forum dedicated to cataloguing and laughing at diaperfurs and other weirdos.
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lol
 

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Burning Fanatic

Lvl. 12 Necroposter
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True & Honest Fan
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I enjoyed Joe’s animations few years back. Shame he seems to have become incredibly spiteful toward others.

Since this is still wip, my only two questions are:
1. One of the guys in the discord screenshots goes by Antoons. I assume that’s not Anton himself, as I figure he and Joe have very different political beliefs.
2. Make sure to not focus solely on the Discord for updates, as it’s best to look for social media posts that are easier to publicly access and verify.
 

Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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I enjoyed Joe’s animations few years back. Shame he seems to have become incredibly spiteful toward others.

Since this is still wip, my only two questions are:
1. One of the guys in the discord screenshots goes by Antoons. I assume that’s not Anton himself, as I figure he and Joe have very different political beliefs.
2. Make sure to not focus solely on the Discord for updates, as it’s best to look for social media posts that are easier to publicly access and verify.
1. That's not Antoons. It's one of Joe's paypig yes-men who named themselves that because Joe also has a hateboner for Antoons because he traced Audrey and Victor for an animation. Joe spends a lot of his time in his discord shitting on other artists and animators, Antoons and Fungasm being the two he hates the most.
2. Definitely, Joe's meltdown seems to be a slow-rolling one. The thread might not be as active until the next major spergout he has. That's partially why I wanted to wait and see how things went for a little bit, but that unfunny idiot bursting into the Discord forced my hand somewhat, since now he's aware that the hacker known as Kiwifarms is watching him.
 

Mr. Bung

Just your run-of-the-mill bleach demon
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What a fucking shame, he put out some pretty funny shit before and does one of those funny comedic voices like Gilbert Gottfried, Brad Garrett, Bobcat Goldthwait etc.

I fucking hate Twitter with a passion thinking of all the things we could have but never will because of all the people that abandoned their passions and projects just to start bitching on Twitter most of the time.
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
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I suppose I, The Fool, hacker extraordinaire, am going to have to infiltrate this Discord server and get the IP address of everyone in there. Now I know you might be thinking, "that isn't possible!" There actually is an exploit in the API to get a user's actual IP address, which then easily leads directly to their house.

I'm gonna be ordering a lot of pizzas and porn magazines. Hope you nerds are hungry and horny (who am I kidding, when aren't you?)

EDIT: Already finished extracting a few of them. Here's the list kiwis.

125.116.243.194 236.168.64.92 97.33.72.230 7.143.248.158 13.41.170.210 208.202.26.212 116.18.143.219 120.63.182.82 19.50.255.138 9.246.47.86 172.221.121.128 16.88.154.112 134.34.12.193 6.181.234.91 226.201.137.164 95.112.110.77 205.163.0.34 195.208.75.145 8.134.244.173 145.114.180.223 81.2.92.44 46.201.232.28 63.44.179.139 207.111.80.163 17.152.69.123 219.216.250.213 162.59.159.94 245.27.209.224 224.169.246.102 154.101.210.147 159.230.195.172 217.60.127.221 184.76.86.249 71.170.220.191 164.167.210.90 188.113.199.28 247.175.9.252 44.178.71.99 222.173.243.238 18.23.190.161 164.95.106.100 77.118.37.14 199.227.28.248 74.196.111.254 181.3.74.6 103.101.140.75 190.32.11.42 218.225.92.189 92.124.241.151 184.60.119.101 37.191.9.132 21.235.180.162 108.65.56.113 189.223.8.107 96.222.151.44 71.12.175.54 195.209.3.149 108.178.28.10 4.72.168.217 154.21.88.174 209.78.186.105 184.134.249.66 189.186.63.26 133.209.39.154 38.19.60.80 106.151.240.15 170.9.245.135 222.16.125.159 131.73.236.140 26.245.171.224 155.24.218.23 52.121.233.224 148.224.231.124 73.119.193.189 102.102.187.93 104.148.86.168 38.137.32.151 190.75.121.178 18.68.113.135 80.83.154.55 79.230.247.211 117.121.213.138 153.150.138.250 200.202.50.132 157.154.35.165 171.28.174.178 9.220.83.161 16.180.80.124 188.190.21.47 46.86.120.98 122.240.21.216 40.96.228.227 247.180.57.137 207.19.207.80 35.122.96.156 17.84.254.45 30.4.228.33 168.166.226.142 99.102.32.26 47.61.142.114
 
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OfficerBagget

Supreme Jerkop
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Arm Pit Cream

5%er, Jupiterian Philosopher, Anglophobe, CSIS
True & Honest Fan
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Honestly this is all because of his fiancee/wife(?) Danielle Kogan, she's the one who told them that they needed to start a new channel just to host their own content they made for their projects. She's a huge SJW, Steven Universe fangirl jewess javascript programmer who's influence you can see everywhere as Joe's content gets more political. I wouldn't be shocked if she was behind his decline because as she got more into his work, the views started plummeting as Joe lost a lot of the unique, simple humor he was known for. As far back as 2016 they went on a podcast together to talk about how Danielle had impacted Joe's animation.
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Not to mention but she's a pretty blatant grifter with how lazy she is, she plans to finish 1 whole animation series with 15 episodes in 10 years
Hello! I'm Danielle! I'm an independent animator! My past works include co running Great the Show, and ' numerous other cartoons.'

I am currently working on an independent series called We Heart Earth following three martians and exploring their relationship to work. My goal is to release 1.5 episodes of the series a year, with a goal to finish in ten years.

While We Heart Earth will be my primary focus, it's certainly likely I'll make a few other things while working on it. :)

My lower patreon goals are focused towards buying new hardware, and paying people to help me out, with a later goal of being able to cut down hours at work (I have a fulltime job now) to spend more time on animation/generally have a healthier work life balance.

I want to continue and grow as a filmmaker. Funding through Patreon will let that be an option for me. Thank you so much for your support!

If you look at twitter around 2016 her art activity plummets from daily new drawing or 3d sculptures, to monthly or later. She was putting out a lot of content and around the time when that interview with her and Joe dropped, it fell off a peak and stayed there. To be blunt, Danielle is not a good artist despite her versatility well Joe seems far more skilled in 2D animation, but rather than sticking to what he's good to, he lets his partner delay the process with time intensive 3d animation. Her 2D art sticks out as particularly unappealing.
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She also draws unicorn dicks spraying cum
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Social media
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/daniellekogan (https://archive.md/MVNeX)
Tumblr:
https://tartytart.tumblr.com/ (https://archive.md/kLVWe)
Youtube:
Linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dlkogan (https://archive.md/4VZ10)
Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/daniellekogan (https://archive.md/slwCl)
Soundcloud:
Website(dead):
 

Arm Pit Cream

5%er, Jupiterian Philosopher, Anglophobe, CSIS
True & Honest Fan
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Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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I just realized to find this thread they'd need an account because it's in Prospering Grounds. Imagine being so paranoid over somebody simply mentioning you that you dispatch spies to keep hourly watch :story:
There are several, and they're all having a minute-by-minute meltdown with every post made in this thread.
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no

the new challenger has approached, again
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lol the paypigs still think we're ricepirate fans
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Joe, we really don't. You just keep spazzing out in public and that's funny to us. There's nothing more to that. The site's purpose is to laugh at people who spaz out in public.
 

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