Jonathan D Gran / Ukinojoe / coolthejoe / joethegran - Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built

[TherapyMan]

I hope Max Gilardi doesn't do anything exceptional to get a thread.

He's too self-aware, so I don't see it happening unless he's a secret rapist.

Self-awareness is a trait Joe lacks severely, hence the thread.

 

[Pee Wee Herman]

He's too self-aware, so I don't see it happening unless he's a secret rapist.

Self-awareness is a trait Joe lacks severely, hence the thread.

The thing is Max might actually be a serial rapist lol.

 

[TherapyMan]

The thing is Max might actually be a serial rapist be lol.

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I am sure Joe has a story about how Max forcibly tickled his taint while making "awooga" noises at one of the Newgrounds Meetups.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I'm pretty sure If Tom Fulp didnt keep all his chickies under his wing, we would see alot of the old NG crew evolve into their true degenerate forms. I'm pretty sure half of them fap to loli, or are loli apologists and shit. Even Oney who I enjoy watching is hanging with Shad and Corey who are a couple drawings away from being put on a watch list.

I have my doubts about that. I got no idea who Corey is but Shad's already gotten into the shit, and besides being massive shitposters a lot of the older NG dudes never really left NG.

 

[Mr. Bung]

His wife looks like a dude.

She's like a near replica of Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar. I wonder if that's intentional?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I hope Max Gilardi doesn't do anything exceptional to get a thread.

Max is a sperg pretty openly though, isn't he?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Max is only "self aware" after getting his face kicked in for like 3 or 4 twitter controversies I can't recall super well, pretty sure he deleted his first Twitter over it. A lot of his persona he puts on in that regard seems like damage control for his spergy behavior. Not to mention the guy is very blatantly a total degenerate.
Anyways, this isn't his thread and he doesn't seem worthy of one.

 

[vulgar]

Rod seems like a really talented and intelligent person, his series of interviews with animators is really interesting and insightful, what could stir such pathological hatred?

lol

 

[verygayFrogs]

Hey joe

the cow goes moo and so do you

 

[Misery Niggas]

damn, i also used to follow this guy for a little bit and then noticed the drop in quality overtime.
not a bigger fall from grace than arin hanson or the others when it comes to old newgrounds animation, but this is definitely pretty profound.

 

[Baneblade]

The thing is Max might actually be a serial rapist lol.

That just improves my opinion of him.

 

[Super Book]

I have my doubts about that. I got no idea who Corey is but Shad's already gotten into the shit, and besides being massive shitposters a lot of the older NG dudes never really left NG.

The only thing I can think off the top of my head about Corey is that he's a borderline troon chaser. iirc he fucked a femboy once, but I might be wrong about that.

 

[Krystal]

So everyone that's more successful than him is either a hack, washed up, or shill for branching out and people mocking him being losers or morons, am I correct? If so, then what's the best alternative and who does he consider a "success" that isn't a "hack" or "shill" other than himself and his lackeys?

 

[MooseGump]

The only thing I can think off the top of my head about Corey is that he's a borderline troon chaser. iirc he fucked a femboy once, but I might be wrong about that.

Cory is dating a tranny I'm pretty sure, but he's such an idiot that he rides the fine line between a lolcow and just a weird but funny guy that isn't actually sperging

 

[OfficerBagget]

I have my doubts about that. I got no idea who Corey is but Shad's already gotten into the shit, and besides being massive shitposters

Corey is Spazkid. He drew a bunch of Chris chan animations when he was starting off.

He actually had Liquid Chris voice Chris Chan in his animations. Draws tons of porn and I'm pretty sure hes openly talked about drawing Loli.

But yea im getting off topic. This is Joe's thread

 

[SurfShackTito]

Cory is dating a tranny I'm pretty sure, but he's such an idiot that he rides the fine line between a lolcow and just a weird but funny guy that isn't actually sperging

Screenshot from Spazkid's own curious cat page. I've also attached the rest of the page if anyone can be bothered to dig through it. I agree though Cory isn't really a lolcow just a normal animator who has a few eccentricities

 

[Table Country]

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Honestly this is all because of his fiancee/wife(?) Danielle Kogan, she's the one who told them that they needed to start a new channel just to host their own content they made for their projects. She's a huge SJW, Steven Universe fangirl jewess javascript programmer who's influence you can see everywhere as Joe's content gets more political. I wouldn't be shocked if she was behind his decline because as she got more into his work, the views started plummeting as Joe lost a lot of the unique, simple humor he was known for. As far back as 2016 they went on a podcast together to talk about how Danielle had impacted Joe's animation.

Bitch has a schnoz like a fucking cowcatcher.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Is funny how petty people who only have internet fame and nothing else can be.

Rodrigo (el cid) actually has a career outside of his newgrounds stuff and youtube videos,( he worked for Dreamworks or Blue Sky iirc). Thats probably what stings Joe the most, every other "funny meme animator" from his generation has moved on and found better stuff to do than sit around whining about the algorithm and their ironic memes not being taken seriously.

He's veiling everything is shitty political speech when is all just his own personal grudges and ego. I hope he realizes how many bridges he is burning. Weren't all of them friends with him? What drives someone to sperg this badly? is pathetic, this dude is not a teenager, he should know better.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I like Joe. No Idea what the heck the full picture is going on with him drama wise but it's kinda sad. If he's making shit up about the molestation it's funny and sad but if he's not then it's sad and bad. Either way, we lose and win in the terms of we gain info, but at what cost?
Never saw pics of Danielle somehow. She's kinda cute in a muppet-y way if that's like a good way of putting it. Never knew she was apperently like that on her social media either, although the screengrabs posted are dated 2012-13, nearly 10 years ago (though it doesn't feel like ten god I've wasted my life help).
Long story short this whole situation is ridiculous and it completely blindsided me more or less. People in this thread retroactively acting like their art was never good is fucking stupid and smells of reddit/twitter cloutseeking doodoo. Shits no better than posting politics shit and burning bridges for the promise of potential internet points.
Speaking of which, whomstever the fuck keeps like spamming joe's thing with the screengrabs from the other thread is clearly a fucking shit stirrer.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Joe sure does a lot of projecting on his old associates in a desperate bid to appear more 'professional; most of them quit full time animating because being an independent animator and trying to earn a living is like trying to shave your face with a smooth river rock.
Stamper moved on to voice acting and creating personal projects.
OneyG is currently producing a game.
Psychicpebbles wants to get a show greenlit(Smiling Friends was great I want more.)
Spazkid got into porn after Machinima fucked him over with a contract.

...and Joe uploaded a five hour stream of him wasting five hours of peoples time.

Out of all of them Oney and Zack have loads of potential. Both Leo and Satan and Hellbenders came damn close to getting series. Oney backed out on Leo and Satan when he found out that the contract meant he'd be giving up legal rights to his characters and Hellbenders was cancelled when someone leaked the spider episode.