Jonathan D Gran / Ukinojoe / coolthejoe / joethegran - Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built

Private Pyle

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY.
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People in this thread retroactively acting like their art was never good is fucking stupid and smells of reddit/twitter cloutseeking doodoo.
Most of the people liked his art in the past and just express disappointment yet another favorite artist of theirs has fallen this hard.
Not like we can chase clout here anyways.
 

SurfShackTito

Felinophile Rapist
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Joe sure does a lot of projecting on his old associates in a desperate bid to appear more 'professional; most of them quit full time animating because being an independent animator and trying to earn a living is like trying to shave your face with a smooth river rock.
Stamper moved on to voice acting and creating personal projects.
OneyG is currently producing a game.
Psychicpebbles wants to get a show greenlit(Smiling Friends was great I want more.)
Spazkid got into porn after Machinima fucked him over with a contract.

...and Joe uploaded a five hour stream of him wasting five hours of peoples time.

Out of all of them Oney and Zack have loads of potential. Both Leo and Satan and Hellbenders came damn close to getting series. Oney backed out on Leo and Satan when he found out that the contract meant he'd be giving up legal rights to his characters and Hellbenders was cancelled when someone leaked the spider episode.
This is 90% right, just a couple of corrections:
Spazkid is also working on a game with JohnnyUtah and Tom Fulp.
Hellbenders was never greenlit, that was just a test pilot that was sitting privated for two years before it was leaked.
 

IAmNotAlpharius

For the Emperor!
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Some of his paypigs also seem to think that we're all huge fans of RicePirate? For some reason?
Never heard of RicePirate? Is he an Asian or does he just like to go for Asian booty?
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Honestly this is all because of his fiancee/wife(?) Danielle Kogan, she's the one who told them that they needed to start a new channel just to host their own content they made for their projects. She's a huge SJW, Steven Universe fangirl jewess javascript programmer who's influence you can see everywhere as Joe's content gets more political. I wouldn't be shocked if she was behind his decline because as she got more into his work, the views started plummeting as Joe lost a lot of the unique, simple humor he was known for. As far back as 2016 they went on a podcast together to talk about how Danielle had impacted Joe's animation.
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Not to mention but she's a pretty blatant grifter with how lazy she is, she plans to finish 1 whole animation series with 15 episodes in 10 years


If you look at twitter around 2016 her art activity plummets from daily new drawing or 3d sculptures, to monthly or later. She was putting out a lot of content and around the time when that interview with her and Joe dropped, it fell off a peak and stayed there. To be blunt, Danielle is not a good artist despite her versatility well Joe seems far more skilled in 2D animation, but rather than sticking to what he's good to, he lets his partner delay the process with time intensive 3d animation. Her 2D art sticks out as particularly unappealing.
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She also draws unicorn dicks spraying cum

Social media
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/daniellekogan (https://archive.md/MVNeX)
Tumblr:
https://tartytart.tumblr.com/ (https://archive.md/kLVWe)
Youtube:
Linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dlkogan (https://archive.md/4VZ10)
Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/daniellekogan (https://archive.md/slwCl)
Soundcloud:
Website(dead):
It’s interesting how often woman are the downfall of content creators, especially if they’re nerdy.
Most people here should be Ricepirate fans though. That Mexican JoJo thing him and some other folks are working on is amazing.
That's probably why he's being brought up, another great Youtube animation project that completely blows anything he's ever done out of the water.
Maybe I’ll subscribe. Does he have a patreon or SubscribeStar?
 

Pee Wee Herman

Playhouse Overlord
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Most of the people liked his art in the past and just express disappointment yet another favorite artist of theirs has fallen this hard.
Not like we can chase clout here anyways.
Agree. I’d take his animations over the obnoxious black and white Jaiden and Odd1Sout style that’s always trending due to the algorithm. They’re silly cartoons, not huge, multi part epics like Last Airbender or Evangelion. It’s a shame he’s a spiteful asshole but it’s not surprising. How hard is it to do cartoons and keep your fucking mouth shut?
 

vulgar

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Never heard of RicePirate? Is he an Asian or does he just like to go for Asian booty?
He’s happa but he looks more white than Asian (even though he grew up in an asian household).

he’s currently working on JoJo (I think?) and he has his own series going about Mexican Vampires (or something to that effect).

I can 100% believe that he pinned Joe against the wall and rubbed his nipples lol. Hes very muscular so Joe was likely terrified of having his estro tits manhandled.

Seems like an all around nice guy, although he turned magfest into a cringe comp when he got drunk at it.
 

Banditotron

What's the ugliest part of your body?
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The only thing I can think off the top of my head about Corey is that he's a borderline troon chaser. iirc he fucked a femboy once, but I might be wrong about that.
Corey is 100% a gay guy in denial. I dont think he's ever been with someone without a cock.
he’s currently working on JoJo
Ricepirate voices Leone Abbacchio, a mafia thug. Jojo uses different sets of characters for different seasons, so if they do another season Ricepirate may or may not be part of the English dubbing team.

@ukinojoe do more animations you gay
 

furūtsu

Quality Winx Content Appreciator
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((she))
After looking at the video of them together I realized that really IS a woman-just a highly unphotogenic and unfortunate looking one, damn. The schnoz on this chick, the manface, the adam's apple. Sad, many such cases.

Great thread OP. I only saw his Literally Hitler animation and thought, "meh, has potential I guess, terrible writer, gives me weird perv vibes like he probably makes secret incest porn of these two". Not surprised he's a cow.
 

Life is Hell...

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He’s happa but he looks more white than Asian (even though he grew up in an asian household).

he’s currently working on JoJo (I think?) and he has his own series going about Mexican Vampires (or something to that effect).

I can 100% believe that he pinned Joe against the wall and rubbed his nipples lol. Hes very muscular so Joe was likely terrified of having his estro tits manhandled.

Seems like an all around nice guy, although he turned magfest into a cringe comp when he got drunk at it.
He also did voices for Spongebob in Minecraft a few years back
 
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I never followed Joe on any social media and I haven't been following his work too closely in general after I stopped visiting Newgrounds ages ago, but I definitely noticed a stark nosedive in quality in the animations involving a certain female animator/writer/voice actress. From the credits, I realized that it was his gf/wife and I instantly thought she was being a negative influence on his creative work. At the time, this was just a pretty baseless assumption just coming from me fondly remembering his oldest toons like Indiana Jodes and comparing it to some of the newer animations like Literally Hitler which were just boring, unfunny slogs.

And while it's apparent from the OP (good job, good effort) that Joe himself has become completely manic for a few different reasons (seething in envy being one of the most obvious ones) I also believe he's severely pussywhipped by his radiant Jewess, hence his insistence that people telling him to fuck off in various ways is all out of a right-wing playbook, or whatever he said about ElCid, as well as his work getting shittier and shittier the more her influence on it increases.

By the way, I obviously haven't been paying attention, but man a whole chunk of these NG animators seem like they've grown to be insane spergs regardless of the success they've attained. Comes with the territory, I guess. I hope Zach Hadel/PsychicPebbles doesn't end up being thread-worthy next, he's my favorite of the bunch and the only one along with Chris O'Neill/OneyNG I still follow.
 
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Lucky Strike Salesman

You Seen My Laptop Anywhere?
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I never followed Joe on any social media and I haven't been following his work too closely in general after I stopped visiting Newgrounds ages ago, but I definitely noticed a stark nosedive in quality in the animations involving a certain female animator/writer/voice actress. From the credits, I realized that it was his gf/wife and I instantly thought she was being a negative influence on his creative work. At the time, this was just a pretty baseless assumption just coming from me fondly remembering his oldest toons like Indiana Jodes and comparing it to some of the newer animations like Literally Hitler which were just boring, unfunny slogs.

And while it's apparent from the OP (good job, good effort) that Joe himself has become completely manic for a few different reasons (seething in envy being one of the most obvious ones) I also believe he's severely pussywhipped by his radiant Jewess, hence his insistence that people telling him to fuck off in various ways is all out of a right-wing playbook, or whatever he said about ElCid, as well as his work getting shittier and shittier the more her influence on it increases.

By the way, I obviously haven't been paying attention, but man a whole chunk of these NG animators seem like they've grown to be insane spergs regardless of the success they've attained. Comes with the territory, I guess. I hope Zach Hadel/PsychicPebbles doesn't end up being thread-worthy next, he's my favorite of the bunch and the only one along with Chris O'Neill/OneyNG I still follow.
the day the oney plays gang becomes official cows is the day i give up on all my heros.

I remember his Jewish overlords "replacement bully" cartoon actually being pretty funny a few years ago, other than that I have no knowledge of her work and I thought joe was dead because he didn't post for like 2 years on youtube, had no idea he was a Twitter sperg which is a real shame because he was friends with a lot of talented people who could have helped him get a career if he didn't act like a rabid mutt about other people having a successful life.
 

Zvantastika

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the day the oney plays gang becomes official cows is the day i give up on all my heros.
That's why you should never have heroes in the first place, they will always live long enough to disappoint you somehow.

I have no idea why but it's sad to admit that lots of artists end up fucking up really bad because of their own shitty attitude. Not ALL of them of course, but a significant amount of them do.

It has been a while since I last saw anything from joe or even thought about it, knowing that this is what he's currently doing is such a waste of potential but hey, at least he still makes me giggle and laugh but this time for entirely different reasons.
 

Lucky Strike Salesman

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That's why you should never have heroes in the first place, they will always live long enough to disappoint you somehow.

I have no idea why but it's sad to admit that lots of artists end up fucking up really bad because of their own shitty attitude. Not ALL of them of course, but a significant amount of them do.
a lot of artists and popular figures lose grasp of humility they grow to have no shame or sense of their own ego they expose what deviant perverts or insecure babies they are and always have been
 

OfficerBagget

Supreme Jerkop
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the day the oney plays gang becomes official cows is the day i give up on all my heros.

I remember his Jewish overlords "replacement bully" cartoon actually being pretty funny a few years ago, other than that I have no knowledge of her work and I thought joe was dead because he didn't post for like 2 years on youtube, had no idea he was a Twitter sperg which is a real shame because he was friends with a lot of talented people who could have helped him get a career if he didn't act like a rabid mutt about other people having a successful life.
Danielle does have the potential to be funny, she had that Soy animation that I found funny and is the route she should've went if she wanted to continue to be political in her work.

I'm not going to put all the blame on her, when Joe is a enough a sperg already. They both are probably bringing eachother down from their full potentials.
 

Mister Loser

Now With 50% Less Stupid
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I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say that I don't think Joe deserves a thread despite a few spergouts. He puts a lot of effort into his content, and tries his best despite his team basically just being him and Danielle. It's understandable that after putting a lot of time and effort into content he felt proud of, when former peers got more attention than him for content that takes demonstrably less effort than his, it can be frustrating. I don't feel like taking it out on those former peers and burning bridges because of it is really the right thing to do, but clearly he feels fine where he is now and if he wants to separate himself from that group of people for not being the kind of people he wants to hang with anymore that's his prerogative. A bunch of strangers commenting on a personal decision of his is also understandably anxiety-inducing, even when he feels comfortable with the decision he made.
If nothing else, the only thing I feel genuinely disappointed in him for doing is not being clear in the fact that he feels jealous, and taking it out through public lashouts, not just remaining quiet and moving away from those people silently. I know twitter is an addictive platform and can get into people's heads, but it's just as easy to simply block the people you'd rather separate yourself from instead of sperging about it.
I say he should keep his chin up, do his best, and not let other people's success weigh him down. I can tell you that it is NEVER good for your mental state to keep comparing yourself to others.

For the record, I really enjoy his content even though it's not consistent. Literally Hitler and Let Her Know (or Something) are nice little shorts, I hope he works on more.
 

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